[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

After No. 13 or [-] Tuesdays, Songyang has basically mastered the method of traveling in the dragon's veins.Generally speaking, there are entrances and exits of dragon veins in every world, and occasionally he would probe into other branches to have a look, but he dared not go too far, because it was very easy to get lost.

Almost no one will find him walking in the dragon's veins, except for a boy with pink hair and two balls stuck in his head.The boy suddenly appeared in the dragon's veins, greeted him silently, [Sorry for teleportation error], and disappeared abruptly.

Dazai's black history was also figured out piecemeal by him.This was thanks to the fact that he went out without turning off the stove for the fifth time. When Songyang came home on Wednesday, he found that the electric wires of the stove had been melted, and a big hole had been burned in the tatami.

This time, I have to talk about Dazai-san.

Songyang took two photos of the burnt tatami, and went to the Armed Detective Agency to find Dazai a little angrily.

"Dazai?" Edogawa hung limply on the table, pointed his finger on the map, and pointed out a location, "It should be in the basement of the mafia branch now."

Song Yang took the photo and rushed into the basement of the so-called branch.Even though he was blocked by very rude armed forces, Songyang still decided to salute first and then fight: "I'm sorry, because my roommate forgot to turn off the stove—"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

"I want him to see the bad consequences he has caused—"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

After putting down a group of people at the door, Songyang went down the winding stairs, and saw Dazai squatting in a cage in the basement.In an open space in front of the cage, the man named Akutagawa Ryunosuke was fighting with another white-haired boy.

About that boy, Dazai also introduced to Matsuyo that he was a very promising rookie from the detective agency, Atsushi Nakajima, and that he was the "human tiger" who was wanted by the Mafia before.

"Mr. Dazai."

Dazai seemed to have known that he would come here, and greeted him with a smile while sitting in the cage.He had a little bruise on his face, and it looked like he had been punched by someone.

Songyang felt the thickness of the iron bars of the cage, stretched out his hands and broke the two iron bars out of the gap that one person could pass through—"Wait for pine nuts! This kind of rude thing is not suitable for you!"—then walked into the cage and put The photo was placed in front of Dazai's nose.

"What?" Dazai blinked his eyes, "Ah, I forgot to turn it off again, sorry hahahaha——"

"Ahahaha, it's useless." Songyang frowned, a little annoyed, "Last time you promised me that you would treat the new heater I bought well. I ended up going to the students One trip, and you've broken it."

"I'm sorry." The black-haired young man quickly suppressed his smile, clasped his hands together, "I'm really sorry."

Akutagawa's [Rashomon] slashed on the top of the cage with a "bang-cha", which somehow made the two of them focus on where they should pay attention.In fact, just now Songyang wanted to ask Dazai, why did Akutagawa and Akatsuki fight when they disagreed?But the black-haired young man sat in the cage calmly, and asked Songyang's situation in turn: "How is it? What do you think of this time?"

"For now, let's sort out the memories about Oboro..." The memory has extended to the part where Oboro led the soldiers to the village school and captured himself.

Speaking of this, he was really a little depressed.He couldn't help asking Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, you also said before that Akutagawa-kun is your student, right? In your opinion, has Akutagawa-kun achieved your educational goals?"

At this time, the two people who were fighting in the basement seemed to have decided the winner for the time being.Akutagawa grabbed the half-human Atsushi by the collar, turned back and shouted at Dazai: "Mr. Dazai! Use your eyes to confirm, isn't it that I am stronger than this guy?! With this kind of thing, I can Are you worthy to stand by your side?!"

Songyang: ...

As soon as the ending of Akutagawa fell, Atsushi Nakajima, who had fully recovered from his injuries, threw a head hammer and sent Akutagawa flying into the wall.

"Mr. Dazai and Mr. Matsuyo, please think of a way too! Don't stay in the auditorium all the time!" Nakajima Atsushi shouted with blood on his head.

Only then did Dazai turn his head around, and smiled awkwardly but tenderly: "What did Songzi just ask?"

Matsuyo: "...Well, Akutagawa-kun is Mr. Dazai's student, right?"

"Um……"

Speaking of which, I didn't see other cadre members when I first came in.Is it Mr. Akutagawa's personal behavior to arrest Mr. Dazai?

Could it be that Mr. Dazai was imprisoned here just to decide the outcome with Atsu-kun in front of Mr. Dazai?

Dazai didn't need to answer, Shoyang had already seen all the information in Akutagawa's eyes.In that child's eyes, there is no one but his mentor, not even Songyang who got into the cage out of nowhere.Even when he was fighting Atsushi Nakajima, he kept paying attention to the movements here, to make sure that Dazai was watching the battle properly.

"... Dazai-san's students are really special."

"Oh, pine nuts." Dazai propped his chin with his bandage-covered hands, "I can't figure it out anyway. Akutagawa-kun was obviously a very obedient child before, why did he do this kind of imprisonment when he grew up What about the teacher?"

As soon as he sighed, Songyang wanted to sigh too.He complained to Dazai: "So is Oboro on my side. He was really a very well-behaved child when he was young, but then he threw me into prison..."

"What's going on? Is there something wrong with my educational philosophy? But since I want to survive in the underworld, wouldn't it be better to be strict with Akutagawa-kun? Although shooting him in the face is a bit too much-- —”

"Could it be that there is something wrong with my educational philosophy? When I first picked up Oboro, I was still the leader of the organization, and I might not know how to be gentle with others, but I really, really tried my best to spoil him—"

Two confused educators sat side by side.Atsushi Nakajima, who was wrestling with [Rashomon]'s black stripes not far away, shouted, "Have you talked enough!!"

It was Dazai who was the first to react: "Wait, did Song Zi also come from the underworld? Or the leader level?"

Songyang looked at Dazai in confusion: "Why did you shoot Akutagawa-kun in the face? Anyway, it seems that training students like this is too strict."

Dazai: "Of course it is to stimulate the child's abilities to the greatest extent. It is very difficult to survive in the port mafia. If your student named Oboro was also picked up from the bottom, how could you pamper him from the beginning? What about education? Showing gentleness to someone who has nothing is itself a dangerous thing. Pine nuts are also true, no wonder they raise students who bully teachers and commit crimes like Gintoki."

Songyang smiled to protect his shortcomings: "You are not allowed to speak ill of Yinshi."

"Okay, don't talk, don't talk."

[Rashomon] turned into a scythe and slashed on the iron cage with a "clang". I don't know if it was sent flying by Atsushi Nakajima, or Akutagawa flew over to remind Dazai——(just look at me!!)—— Category.

"It's almost time to make a fuss. I have to go home and clean up the burnt tatami."

Dazai let out a sigh of relief and stood up on his knees.He got out from Songyang's curved iron railing as if dancing, and caught [Rashomon] who was waving vigorously in the air with his bare hands.

Just like what Songyang witnessed last time, those black and red striped monsters disappeared without a trace the moment they touched Dazai's skin.Akutagawa twisted his expression for a moment, as if he wanted to pounce on Dazai's collar, but Dazai mercilessly turned sideways and kicked him far away.

"I'm sorry. From my point of view, you are still far from Ton-kun's level."

When talking to his former student and subordinate, Dazai's voice was still soft, but his eyes did not have any warmth.

Unauthorizedly using a large amount of mafia manpower to capture Dazai and Nakajima Atsushi, but in the end they could only lean against the wall dying, watching Dazai and Matsuyo take Nakajima Atsushi away.As soon as Akutagawa got angry, he couldn't stop coughing up blood, and every time he gasped, it was like pulling a bellows in his lungs.Songyang couldn't bear it a little bit, escorted the two of them out, ran back and asked Akutagawa:

"Excuse me, do you need an ambulance?"

"……roll!!"

Can't afford to provoke.Songyang had no choice but to run back to Dazai, and Dazai also greeted him with a smile: "Look at it, you can say that pine nuts are too gentle. This is not good, especially for a beauty like pine nuts, they should be more ruthless."

He supported Atsushi Nakajima, who was exhausted with one hand, and pinched a small chip in the fingertips of the other hand, probably the mafia information he had found in the sub-helm when he just escaped.More than half of the people at the helm were knocked down by Songyang, and it was easy for him to get the enemy's information.

Thinking about it, Dazai would never have been easily caught if he hadn't had some other plan.

"Mr. Dazai, did you forget to turn off the stove on purpose?" Song Yang was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and his white knuckles made a clicking sound, "Because you knew I would come to you as soon as I came back on Wednesday, didn't you?"

Dazai's smile was rare.Matsuyo is not an honest person like Kunikida, Dazai would never run away with a "Yah~~" after getting into trouble.While his memory is slowly recovering, his aggressiveness (?) is also increasing day by day, Dazai squishes his mouth, and misses the soft and well-behaved Ms. Songzi when he first met.

After the two carried the exhausted Atsushi Nakajima back to the detective agency, Dazai obediently copied "I will never forget to turn off the stove" [-] times, and posted it on the wall at home and in the company. At Yang's request, he reluctantly left a sticker on his back.

Everyone in the detective agency almost popped champagne to celebrate, and made this day a memorial day-God, someone finally cured Dazai.

"Pine nuts and pine nuts~ If I don't have a golden basin to wash my hands, I really want to work in your organization. If I have a good relationship with the leader, can you help me negotiate a higher salary?"

"Sorry, I have already washed my hands in the golden basin."

Songyang replied without raising his eyelids.Dazai raised his plaster-covered hands and said "Ahh~"—after copying [-] sheets of paper, he said that his hands were handicapped at the third level, please Songyang treat him as gently as a disabled person—— Then fall back on the bed.

"The two of us are really alike. Is it really destined to hit a pine nut when I jumped into the river that day?"

Songyang smiled: "At least I haven't killed my students with a gun yet."

"Pine nuts are indeed a very gentle type—even though they were still thrown into prison by the students in the end hehe."

Songyang: ...

Speaking of the relationship with Dazai, Song Yang himself felt strange.If someone asked him to introduce Dazai, he would say "this is my good friend Dazai-san", but not necessarily the other way around.

Dazai will definitely say frivolously, "This is my love object Songzi" or "Don't touch my woman!!", but "friends" and so on - not only Songyang, but also everyone in the detective agency, It seems that they have not been able to get this title from Dazai for the time being.

The black-haired young man has a cheerful personality with a lot of quirks. No matter where he is, he can quickly blend in with the crowd and become the focus of the crowd, but there always seems to be an invisible film that separates himself from the surroundings clearly. Open the same.

Probably because I live too soberly and pessimistically, that's why I have been so lonely.

Dazai has recently become interested in freezing to death again.He bought a few large boxes of ice cubes and came back, excitedly wanting to ask Songyang to commit suicide together, but Songyang was a little bit unmotivated.

"I jump into the river once a week. It's fine when it's not cold, but now it's almost winter, and it's so cold every time I go into the water..."

"That's it..."

Dazai obviously showed a very lonely expression.Holding his "Complete Suicide Manual" in his arms, he walked away carrying two buckets of ice cubes.

Songyang feels guilty about abandoning his friends when he has students.While Dazai was carrying the bucket to the river to pour ice, Songyang hurried to buy a beautiful plaid scarf, which he thought would match Dazai's windbreaker very well.

"I've been staying at your house, and I haven't said anything. This is a late thank you."

"What, what, this is the first time someone has given me a gift since I was an adult!" Dazai opened it in front of Songyang, and wrapped the scarf around his neck a few times, only his eyes and nose were exposed, "Does it look good! "

Songyang smiled warmly, "It's pretty."

Dazai clearly liked his taste.It's not quite winter yet, but he's already running around in a scarf and showing off at the detective agency all day "My gift from pine nuts! You don't have any!" stuff.

"If you like it, why don't you live a fresh and clear life until spring?"

Dazai glanced at him from behind the thick scarf, his expression dazed for a moment.

But in the next second, the black-haired young man resumed his smiling expression, and readily agreed: "Okay, I'll give it a try."