Ten Mile Room

After Jiang Gezi landed, his itinerary was bumpy. Because there was no airship that could reach his hometown directly, he could only change trains and take as many airships as he could at one time.

A three-day itinerary turned into a nine-day long-distance trip.

then!

On this morning in early August, Jiang Gezi finally returned home with a bag that was twice as large as his body.

It is not easy for Laosanxiang people to travel a long distance, and he has a lot of money. Basically, every time he encounters a transfer, he has to spread out a pile of banknotes. In the end, he bought dozens of kilograms of local products and brought them back.

Rich, free!

He looks down on even low-end goods, and he doesn't hesitate to look at the price of a pack of dim sum if it's less than [-] yuan!

What Grandpa Duan, Mrs. Duan, Fourth Sister-in-Law, Fourth Brother Duan, and the youngsters of Old Third Street!There is also Team Leader Xue, and even Mrs. Qian, he bought her a bottle of shrimp paste from other places.

All in all, everything is acquainted!

He has local gifts.

As a local master, bringing happiness to the people, isn't that also the responsibility!

He proudly fantasized about the smiling faces of the neighbors receiving gifts, and the more he thought about it, the happier he felt.

came back!Finally home!

The mood of returning home is good, but after Jiang Gezi got off the airship in Changhui County, he couldn't get on the bus because the package was too big, and no Panneng taxi could pull his huge package.

He could only carry it for twenty miles, all the way back to Laosanxiang.

On the way home, the street is still an old street in Changhui County, but what's going on with the streets full of plainclothes wandering around?

Could it be that Xiao Zhuzi, that bastard, was shaken out again?

At first his heart skipped a beat, but after careful observation, those people looked at the faces of living people, they were looking for human beings!

In this way, he felt more at ease.

Although the pedestrians on this street didn't notice it.

However, he has been dealing with these grandsons a lot recently, and he can smell the dog spies from the Clan Bureau 50 meters away.

It's them!

Not running!

But who are they looking for?

Counting all the way from the airship station, basically every 50 meters, there are at least three plainclothes officers from the Special Affairs Bureau looking around.

Even the big burden he was carrying was stopped by a police car that suddenly sprang out, and he was checked more than a dozen times!

What the hell is going on?

Don't care what happened, as long as it's not his third son.

finally arrived at home!

Even if there were many twists and turns in the investigation all the way, this could not conceal Jiang Gezi's joy.

He stood on the street of Laosan Lane, looking left and right, expecting to see familiar faces, but he didn't see a single familiar face.

Hey!How long has it been? It's like walking for decades. The changes in Laosanxiang are really... so familiar and yet strange.

In just two months, the tower cranes on the surrounding construction sites have been upgraded to a higher level, and all the old shadows of the old street have become memories that will never come back. All you can see are the green dustproof safety nets and steel frames tightly around the old residence. around.

Wait until everything is in place, and some have waited.

I don't know where the home project is?

He left in a hurry, and at that time no one was arranged to look over it for him.

Whoops!It is really fast enough!Many old houses that were knocked down while walking, and the antique walls have been built up.

In the nose, the smell of the sewer mixed with rice in Laosanxiang is gone, and there is only the smell of dust in the nose.

At this point, Jiang Gezi didn't dislike it either. He looked away, raised his head and yelled to the sky:

"Neighbors! I, Hu Hansan! I'm back again!"

come back... come back...

cough cough!cough cough!Cough cough...this cement sand dust!

After being choked by the dust from the construction site, Jiang Gezi wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his neck, took big steps, ran all the way to the front of the old stage at a speed that he couldn't even notice, and shouted again :

"I am back!"

On the top of the head, the branches and leaves on the top of the privet tree were vigorously flapping, and the rustling sound that should have been made, turned the excitement into a rush of joy.

Jiang Gezi raised his head and smiled, and said softly, "Yes, I'm back, you've worked hard looking after the house."

After he finished speaking, he looked around, but there was silence around him.

What about people?

My heart suddenly thumped again.

The grand occasion of returning to Laosan Lane in his dream and being surrounded by people did not happen as he hoped.

Only the son of the tree welcomes him?

What about people?Something really happened?

The leaves of the female tree brought tiny grains of lonely sand... Jiang Gezi's excited little heart felt cold from head to sole.

Shouldn't it be like this?

He looked around, the old stage is still the old stage, where are those old neighbors?Where is Team Leader Xue who often basks in the sun over there?Where's the fourth brother?

What about those unlucky kids?

What about their beer stand?

In doubt, Jiang Gezi suddenly heard a snoring sound like thunder.

The snoring sound was very loud, an unprecedented, huge snoring sound with the effect of thunder. The volume was so loud that ten old sows slept together, probably at this level.

Jiang Gezi was taken aback, and even the luggage behind him was so frightened that he loosened his hands and fell to the ground, causing another wave of dust.

With the sound of grunting, Jiang Gezi walked to the stage step by step with a face full of surprise. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the carved bluestone edge of the stage, turned over and stepped onto the two-meter-high stage.

When he climbed up, the one that rushed towards him was even bigger, with sound effect, which could cause the ground to tremble like the snoring of twenty old sows sleeping collectively.

The deafening sound reached Jiang Jiangge's ears and could take him back to the long past.

He thought of an old poem that would fit the situation.

Shocking thunder and shaking thousands of miles, the mighty universe moves the world?

Who is in Lao Tzu's den?

Snoring?

Looking up, in front of you is a roof that is wide enough to accommodate ten Jiang pigeons to sleep, and the height is directly connected to the top of the old stage. It is made of tattered clothes, skirts, trousers, and even socks, which are colorful and random. Huge, tent-like oddities?

And with the loud snoring sound, Jiang Gezi's heart suddenly went numb. He could feel a sense of familiarity and intimacy from the blood, and it also came from the tent to him slowly like waves of light. .

This kind of fluctuation is like the sense of intimacy that blood brothers who haven't seen for decades can recognize each other immediately when they meet, and there is no estrangement in their hearts.

It's him?

It shouldn't be here either?

Crossed the line?

Is this because you feel that you are not here and come to take over your own territory?

That's right, the poles in the world are one family.

In that dilapidated huge tent, there is a pole man sleeping?

And the fluctuation it sent to Jiang Gezi's heart represented that it came from the pole deep in Evergreen Mountain.

The body of the privet tree stretched out like snake-like vines, winding happily on the big stage...

In the broken tent, a small green vine tremblingly sprouted a little bud, following the trend of the privet tree vine, looking back and forth as if it had eyes.

It moves very flexibly, but the branches and leaves are thicker, and it looks cute.

Jiang Gezi frowned, then he lifted his foot gently, stepped on a naughty vine head, bowed his head and said:

"I said son!! We just passed the [-]th day!! Did you have this kind of gaudy intestines? Is the hair all grown? Don't go wandering around other people's houses if you have nothing to do! Take it away carefully, and sell you! Dad cried to death, Did you hear me!!!"

After he finished speaking, those little vines, whoo... whoo... immediately disappeared into the ground.

And the little Ya'er in the tent shrank back tremblingly, and came out again?retracted again...

Tsk tsk, whose wretched child is this?

so ugly!

There are a total of three poles in Changhui County, one is at his place, one is in the depths of Evergreen Mountain, and the other is at the farm on the outskirts of Nancheng.

Plants have a plant world, and animals have an animal language.

These three poles in Changhui County often call each other underground, and maybe they will visit relatives secretly, but unfortunately, their owners have never stepped out of their own area.

There are ten miles of people, each with its own joys, anger, sorrows and joys.

Probably because of the original promise, the characters of the poles are somewhat home-like, and they are all masters who don't like to go out.

And why did this pole in the depths of Evergreen Mountain snore on his own stage while he was away?

Jiang Gezi couldn't figure it out, so he deliberately made the voice of admonishing Shu's son very loud, and the loud snoring in the tent stopped abruptly.

About a few seconds later, a sound that didn't sound like a human throat came out of the tent, but it was still loud, drowsy, and hoarse!Low, thick voice.

"I don't sell it! I have it myself!"

The voice was dull and vibrating, like a subwoofer speaker at a concert, as long as he made a sound, the ground would vibrate.

Jiang Gezi stood there and waited quietly. After more than ten seconds passed, the broken door curtain of the shabby tent was brushed away by a huge rough palm as big as a cattail fan.

As soon as the people inside came out, Jiang Gezi had two surprised voices in his heart, one came from the earth, and the other came from the memory of the pole.

I X!giant!

It was actually my emperor's shield pawn!

800 years ago, the founding emperor Li Jidao raised his army, and the heroes of the world responded, and in his army of Wang Ren, there was a pure-blood shield soldier composed of Gaoke people. The average height of this shield soldier was around three meters. look on.

In the ancient times long ago, the Gaoke people who lived in the deep mountains were often captured by the nobles of the border towns as trophies, and they were all domesticated as playthings.

Before becoming shield pawns, Gaoke people also had a name called Renjiao.

In the ancient paintings that have been handed down, nobles often sit on the shoulders of human sedan chairs when they travel and hunt. Huge iron chains are tied to the feet of human sedan chairs, and there are iron rings around their necks for buckling animals.

The history of the Gauk people is basically the history of slaves who were sold like cattle.

Even if they are tall, powerful and powerful, they can't hold back their sparse population and backward culture.

Kyushu people have always been like ants, they live in groups.

Later, Li Jidao raised troops and made an oath with the head of the Gaoke tribe. The Gaoke people helped Li Jidao to dominate the world, and Li Jidao gave the Gaoke people the status of a free man.

This is the glorious history of Gaoke people becoming King Blade.

Those shield soldiers walked in front of the army and used chain sledgehammers well. Generally, when attacking the city, they all held defensive shields about two meters wide and about four meters high, protecting the siege vehicles behind them, and marched towards the city step by step. ...

When they reached the gate of the city, they would be beaten with a sledgehammer, chirping, chirping, chirping!

Then there was Kyushu, and the Kyushu era when the Gaoke people returned to the mountains.

For example, Zhao Shu who lives in Laosanxiang, although she claims to be from Gaoke, in fact, she is of mixed blood, with a very thin Gaoke bloodline.

The true Gauk bloodline should be like the giant in front of him.

The starting height is generally around [-] meters.

Jiang Gezi has inherited the memory of the shield pawn, but he was completely shocked when he saw it face-to-face for the first time.

This is so tall and strong!ah!ah!

Anyway, our earth cannot support such...human beings.

You know, Yao Ming who plays basketball is only two meters tall, this one is more than one meter taller than Yao Ming...

Is this still human?

What does their woman look like?

The giant in front of him is wearing a pair of huge coarse cloth pants. His bare upper body muscles are like Roman sculptures. Where it should be healthy, it will bulge. Where it should show ferocious veins, it will be domineering. ferocious...

All in all, every part of his body shows that his strength is like a vast sea, which is inexhaustible. He walks step by step, pushing forward like a mountain of iron tower, and every movement is full of shock. force.

No wonder it can snore like twenty old sows.

It was scary, Jiang Gezi felt that his little heart was trembling a little.

However, he still had a smile on his face and stood motionless like a mountain.

This giant pole is not malicious to him, nor can it be malicious.

Because, they can be entrusted to the brothers behind them.

When the giant finally walked in front of Jiang Gezi, as if in slow motion, he forced a smile on his face and showed those door-like teeth.

Look at this mouth!truth!so healthy!

You have to buy shoes and brush your teeth in order to match this man's face!

Jiang Gezi felt that standing in front of him was like a five-year-old child.

Because of his military uniform, he had just had his height measured on the east coast not long ago, and he had been proud of his height of 1.8 meters [-] for a few days.

Although it's a good time for growth, it wouldn't be interesting to grow so tall, it would be a waste of food.

Jiang Gezi was amazed in his heart, thinking that he was a tiger on Jingyanggang Mountain, and when he met this man, he would at most punch him, and it was all about meatloaf, right?

Then... what should I say to him?

Are you here to visit relatives?

Jiang Gezi was a little confused.

The giant let out a simple and honest laugh, and after he finished laughing, he bent down and squatted down to look at Jiang Gezi.

Then, the two of them didn't say anything, just looked at each other.

In this simple process of looking at each other, Jiang Gezi was able to see in the giant's eyes a sense of agility that completely ran counter to his figure.

That's right, those watery bull's-eye eyes with long lashes, damn it!It also has a big bald head!

Look at this bald head, bright and shiny, it must be the size of a basketball, right?

I don't know if it is elastic when it is unscrewed?Can you shoot?

Who said that big things have to be clumsy?

The pawns of the founding emperor, they were never clumsy!

They can rise and jump nimbly, avoid rocks and rolling logs, and even build human ladders to promote the progress of the war, continuously win victories, and finally gain real freedom.

Seeing that other people just laughed and didn't speak, as the host, Jiang Gezi had no choice but to break the deadlock first and said, "Who are you?"

The giant's smile became brighter again. His big face, which was poured into a mold like iron juice, let out a dull hey!Hey!After the voice of hey, he said slowly: "Hey~ Hello, boss! I have been waiting for you for a long time, and I have been entertained by your servants. Every day I live is very happy! Hey! Hey! Hey, You're back!"

and many more?

Who is the boss calling?

This hehehe... is it an expression of goodwill?

After finally waiting for him to finish laughing, he slowly stretched out his right hand, which was as big as a cattail fan... Jiang Gezi had no choice but to stretch out his small slap and put it in the palm of this big hand.

Hold it.

According to the rules, they should hug!

It's a pity that Jiang Gezi was lifted up in grief and indignation!

ah!Gulliver?What are you doing in my country?

Where have all my family members gone?Did you eat it?

Uncle Huang's old arms, old legs, and stick-like body, he doesn't taste good, does he?

Carefully expressing the meaning of perfection, the giant put Jiang Gezi on the ground, and gave another smirk, before saying:

"Boss, I have been waiting for you for fifteen days! You have come back. I am Ali from Guanshan, the No. 20 fifth-generation Guanshan pole! Guanshan is my home, my father, and my surname. Li is My name, my name is Guan Shan Ali, the boss... Hey! Hey! Hey..."

Hearing his introduction, Jiang Gezi could only nod his head and say, "Oh, hello, I'm... well... Jiang Gezi from Laosan Lane, that... the boss you're talking about? What do you mean?"

In the depths of the Lowe Mountains in Kyushu, the last primitive tribe lived, and most of these tribes respected women according to the rules of the original matrilineal society.

When the mother gave birth to the child, she recognized the most majestic mountain nearby as the father.

Guan Shan Ali heard Jiang Gezi asking him this way, and was about to speak slowly according to his rhythm, but he didn't want to, someone shouted excitedly from the stage: "Grandfather!! You are back!!"

Jiang Gezi was overjoyed when he heard the words, he immediately took his hand out of Guan Shan Ali's, turned his head and called out: "He Mingchuan?"

After shouting, Jiang Gezi turned around and jumped off the old stage. Unexpectedly, Guan Shan Ali behind him suddenly put his hands under his armpit, gently lifted him up steadily, and put him down carefully. Under the stage.

Jiang Gezi stood still and looked back at Guan Shan Ali.

Guan Shan Ali rubbed the back of his head and let out a silly smile again.

Tsk!Laughing like an imbecile.

With tears in his eyes, He Mingchuan walked up to Jiang Gezi and started crying. He said, "Master Ganzi, you are back!! This one on the table will eat thirty big steamed buns for a meal! A pot of soup , Such a big pot! The bowls he brought couldn’t be filled, and he had to buy a big pig’s head! He ate it all!!”

Jiang Gezi fancied for a moment and shuddered.

In the fantasy, the giant had a piece of meat in his left hand and a big leg of lamb in his right, biting a piece of He Mingchuan in his mouth, and his two calves were still outside the giant's mouth, thumping with difficulty.

How did this bully the child?

Crying blame the poor.

He Mingchuan was still crying.

"Woooo... It's okay for him to eat half a penny of meat every now and then, woo...we can't sleep well every night... woooo...it's like thunder! Thunder! Grandpa Duan's family couldn't stand it and moved away And... you, the one in your room, order noodles from the old Lianchi restaurant every day, and that's three pennies per table!

He only takes a few bites! !Just a few bites... woo woo... I said it was a waste, let's eat it together, but he refused, saying that he couldn't give us the leftovers, what happened to the leftovers?We have to do it all over again!Isn't this a waste of money?Is it easy for us to dig out three or five words?

That's not counting!In the evening, he would also have a Yuexinzhai supper, and he would have to pay for it again!If it weren't for Grandpa Xue, we... really couldn't bear it anymore... Huh... Master Gan, you are back! "

How wronged is this?

When the poor boy saw Jiang Gezi, it was like meeting his own mother. He didn't even have any fear in the past. He plunged into Jiang Gezi's arms and wailed.

The amount of information was too much, and Jiang Gezi became more and more confused the more he listened. He stretched out his hand, grabbed He Mingchuan's chin, tried to push him away, and then asked, "Speak slowly, why didn't I understand? What? Thirty big steamed buns? Who is sleeping in our basement? What leftovers? Where did your grandpa Duan move? Where is your grandpa Huang? Where are our neighbors? ah?"

He Mingchuan stretched out his hand, wiped his tears left and right, and then said hiccuppingly, "Master Ganzi, you don't know, the one above..."

He looked up.

Guan Shan Ali opened his mouth at him, stretched out his big pink tongue to lick his lips, and squeezed his eyes.

terrible!

He Mingchuan shivered immediately, and after hiding beside Jiang Gezi for a while, he said, "Well, that...the one above was sent by the Clan Bureau of Changhui County fifteen days ago, saying it was... You'll know it when you come back. He showed the official documents to the people on the street, and they had arranged for him to go to other places. You said, why didn't he go? He insisted on staying at our house?

Where we have a place to put him, he can't get in the basement, the door is so small, but he is so big!Later, Grandpa Xue said that it was not cold and asked him to sleep on the stage. He knew that he was old, and he came here with his own house on his back... This man had to work for a long time for a meal, four sisters-in-law and five or six others. I haven't paid a penny yet, it's all there, and it's all posted by us! "

Crying like this, is it because you feel sorry for Qian'er?

Should!Know that money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat?Qian Guan dared to send it out, this is retribution.

Should!

Jiang Gezi didn't have time to sympathize with this unlucky boy, as soon as he heard about the Clan Bureau, he knew something about it.

Damn!This is taking advantage of his absence, let's cut first and play later!This is to re-hold the pole to deal with the nightmare, hum!It's beautiful to think, and it depends on whether he is in a good mood or not.

Thinking of this, Jiang Gezi turned his face to look at Guan Shan Ali, and he asked him loudly: "I said Guan Shan..."

Why does this surname look like that of a little devil?By the way, do you have a mine field?

"That, Ali? I have to clarify something with you. You live in the mountains and don't know the inside story. This..."

Just as he was talking, Guan Shan Ali jumped down from the old stage with bare feet. He sat on the bluestone strip of the old stage with a smile, and then said slowly: "You don't need to shout, I can hear you!" .”

This man was much taller than Jiang Gezi when he sat down, so Jiang Gezi had no choice but to take a step back, stepping on the stone bar and talking to him on an equal footing.

"I said, after all, you are also a great man. You can come and go freely in the ten-mile fiefdom. Isn't it good to be your uncle? Why are you making trouble for yourself? Do you know how they will arrange you? You and I are not outsiders. I can't hurt you, can I? You, hurry back to your hometown! Don't listen to the nonsense of those grandchildren! You can believe what a dog says, but if a bureaucrat says it, you are farting..."

Before Jiang Gezi finished speaking, Guan Shan Ali interrupted him slowly: "Hey, boss, I have twelve younger sisters! I need to build tile houses and tall buildings, otherwise my family will not be able to recruit them." Male! My family is poor~ I can’t get enough to eat~ I can’t help it!”

Guan Shan Ali carefully observed Jiang Gezi's expression.

Jiang Jiang's pigeon looked unhappy, he thought, does this mean that he dislikes me for eating too much?

Thinking of this, he slowly turned his face and said to He Mingchuan: "Don't worry, I will eat from your family, and the Clan Bureau will pay for it! Really!"

He Mingchuan immediately hid aside, not even looking at him.

Guan Shan Ali patted himself on the back of the head, knowing that he had played others hard, he smiled apologetically at Jiang Gezi, and continued, "Really, the person came to me and said that he would give me sixty foundations in January. What about the salary! I will go back and ask them for food money, and I will definitely not be indebted to your family members. It is really not free!

My grandpa said, tigers should roar in the mountains and forests, and good men should go out into the world. I give you the pole, so go out and learn your skills from the big pole, so that you can earn money for your sister and the others later!Hey... Look, I'm here, and you're not here, so I'll wait for you here.

Report to you, I will go out tomorrow to have a look, and then find a place next to you to level the ground, so I can insert poles... Hey!Hey!Hey! "

Jiang Gezi crossed his hips angrily, and for a long time he didn't know what to say.

Black your mother's head, you big idiot!

That's more than 100 levels of BOOS, just like you, it's not enough for a hammer at the four corners of others!

At that time, you will also end up as a cake.

Liu Shiguan tricked you into dealing with the nightmare?What about your dignity?What about the alertness of the pawns?Fortunately, I still think you have a heart, you big fool!

He shook his head helplessly, turned to look at He Mingchuan, and said angrily, "What else? You've already said a lot, who~ who lives in my room?"

He Mingchuan blinked his eyes for a while, then jumped to Jiang Gezi's ear and whispered.

"Master Ganzi, that's a noble man! You know him!"

What?He knows?

Jiang Gezi looked around in puzzlement, and went down the small door to the basement of the old stage in a rage.

Along the spacious green brick passage, Jiang Gezi walked all the way down, and before he reached the door of his house, he heard a familiar voice saying: "This song is not good, try another one!"

This pretentious and deliberate tune is like the five cents group in the TV series on the earth acting as a prostitute, and the acting is really blunt.

Lin Yuanchun changed the tune with grief and indignation on his face. He played the iron pipa in his arms very harshly, but the one in the room was still that unhurried, anyway, I just didn't look angry.

When seeing Jiang Gezi slowly walking in front of him, Lin Yuanchun stopped his fingers, and two lines of tears flowed out like a small river...

Master Pole, you are always back, I was almost bullied to death.

Jiang Gezi ignored the poor Lin Yuanchun, he took a few steps forward, with irrepressible anger in his tone, pointed at him in the room and began to curse.

"Yu Dongchi! You bastard!! Why are you at my house?"

People who bully me!

Yu Dongchi was lying on his side on the silk satin mattress. He was like the old master in the past. While bullying Lin Yuanchun, he even threw salted boiled peanuts into his mouth.

Hearing Jiang Gezi swearing, Yu Dongchi jumped up, stepped on the ground in socks, ran out, dragged Jiang Gezi into the house, covered his mouth, and kept begging: "Don't! Don't call me by my name... I'm running away from home..."

The autumn wind rolls up the sand!

Facing the open space of the old stage, Guan Shan Ali made a burst of inexplicable...

Hey!Hey!Hey!