A pair of boring male deskmates

Hao Zijian's mother-in-law is a mother-in-law, and she is really a mother-in-law.I had been entangled with Lin Fen for a long time about the postcard, and almost called my parents over.When this matter was finally resolved, the second monthly exam was about to begin.

Classmate Lin Fen's novel library is no longer updated, and he has lost one of the great joys of life, lying on the table sluggish.Maybe the depression is not the only reason why you can't buy novels.Living in an environment of great psychological pressure, it will be affected to some extent. It is normal not to want to be as active as the beginning of school.Even a doer like me was completely devastated.On a dark and windy night, I fell asleep unconsciously lying on the supplementary books, with saliva covering the entire sheet.

When I woke up the next day feeling guilty and refreshed, I swore to God that I would never be lazy again.

Then that night, he casually found an excuse for himself and fell asleep.

Being lazy, there is a second time for the first time.My late-night study plan fell apart. I stayed up until two o'clock. How could it be possible? I'm saving face by staying up until twelve o'clock.Studying during the day, studying at night, doing nothing but studying every day, who can bear it!

Fortunately, I will go home tomorrow, and the biweekly holiday has finally arrived.The whole class was a little restless tonight, especially in the last class, thanks to the unsupervised free self-study, many people started to talk.Chu Jing turned her head to check with the half-dead Lin Fen, the voice buzzed in my ears like a mosquito, it was extremely annoying.

"Hey," Chu Jing said excitedly, "I bought a new magazine recently, do you want to read it?"

Lin Fen lazily said: "Really? What? Bring it here and let me have a look."

Chu Jing watched all directions with her eyes, listened to all directions, threw the book over quickly with her hands and feet, and then turned her head.Lin Fen looked at the cover of the magazine, pawed it twice, was confused for a while, then poked me with his finger: "What is this?"

I put down the pen I was scratching on the test paper, leaned over, and saw three large characters on the cover of the magazine: blue friend.

Coupled with the paired non-mainstream boys on the cover...

I was startled, I didn't expect Chu Jing to be a hidden rotten girl.

As a homosexual among straight men, I naturally can't show too much familiarity with this kind of thing.So I pretentiously lay down on the table, hid it in the pile of books, and said cautiously: "I don't know, I've never seen such a thing. But looking at the cover, it seems that it's definitely not a good book."

As soon as Lin Fen heard that it wasn't a good book, Lin Fen got excited, smiled "hehe", and pushed the book towards me: "Would you like to read it together?"

Saying no might make me seem too individual.So I nodded my head in disbelief: "Okay."

The two of us opened the first page.It was an ancient style.It is about a dandy young master who took care of a clean young man. The young master finally married his wife due to family pressure, started a family and started a business, and threw the young man aside. The small courtyard I bought died of illness.The young master was heartbroken, and when he returned to the small courtyard, he found that his lover, who couldn't write, was actually practicing his name, one sheet after another.Only then did the young master understand his feelings for him.Moved back to the small courtyard, and died in depression.

The plot is a bit old-fashioned, but the literary talent is not bad, and it went very smoothly all the way, which made me a little moved.Some dazed, can't help but think, can Zhou Yajun and I have such a beautiful love?

Lin Fen watched Danmei very seriously. After watching it, he shared his thoughts with me and said, "It's okay. But why is there no heroine?"

Wouldn't it be romance if there was a heroine?

I pretended to be stupid, and looked like I was belatedly aware: "Yeah, why are there no girls? Don't girls like to read stories about boys and girls falling in love?"

Lin Fen was puzzled, and poked Chu Jing in the front row: "Hey, what's going on, what kind of magazine is this?"

Chu Jing smiled mysteriously: "Does it look good?"

"Uh, okay?"

"This is a danmei novel, a danmei novel!" Chu Jing's eyes lit up with excitement, "Of course there are no girls! It's all about two boys falling in love!"

"What?" Lin Fen was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.Chu Jing and I quickly asked him to keep his voice down.Lin Fen blushed a little, and stammered, "Here, there's a novel about two boys falling in love! Huh? What are you doing? [email protected]..."

Seeing that Lin Fen's speech center was about to go out of order, I quickly put the magazine into Chu Jing's hand: "It's alright, alright, go back, Lin Fen is too stimulated, or he won't be normal."

Unexpectedly, Lin Fen was ungrateful, and with a look of death on his face, he grabbed the magazine: "No, I can't take it away, I have to study it again. Today, Lin Fen, I am going to figure out how men fall in love with men. "

Chu Jing laughed, left the magazine behind, and turned around winkingly.I picked up the pen and prepared to do the test paper.Lin Fen turned his head and looked at me gloomyly: "Don't do the questions, watch it with me."

I couldn't help but get serious. Could it be that Lin Fen is also... "Why don't you see it yourself?"

Lin Fen lost his skills in an instant, and was so nervous that he was about to sweat: "My God, I feel so embarrassed to see this..."

"Sorry, don't look at it!"

"Don't look at it, I'm curious..."

I dragged the magazine to my side speechlessly: "Okay."

In fact, I am also a little curious, curious but also very embarrassed.Homosexual literature is hard to find, and it is hard to find one to quench your thirst. The opportunity is rare, so just read it.It seems better to be caught by two than by one.

The second story is a bit heavier than the first.It tells the story of a little hooligan and a cute and cute school bully.

The story begins with the hooligan and his brothers watching porn...

I was stunned: "What is porn?"

Lin Fen looked contemptuously: "It's just a movie about men and women."

"Oh." I suddenly realized.Unexpectedly, Lin Fen knew quite a lot.

In the end, the little hooligan bought the wrong film and bought calcium tablets...

This time it was replaced by Lin Fen: "What are calcium tablets?"

I curled my lips and pointed to a line of words on the book: "Calcium tablets are films of men and men, uneducated! I didn't read carefully at all!"

Lin Fen looked at me with admiration.

Well, even without an explanation, I actually know what calcium tablets mean.However, on such occasions, it is better not to show off your rich knowledge reserves.

The little hooligan's minions looked at the calcium tablets and found it boring, but the little hooligan felt very excited. He didn't know why he had such a strange reaction, so he had to pretend that he was not interested...

Lin Fen complained: "What are you pretending, this hooligan must be gay!"

I didn't speak, and my heart trembled.

After watching the film, the little hooligan began to introduce his school life.It is said that there is a gentle and cold student bully in the class. He is the class monitor, and he likes to meddle in other people's business. Every time the little hooligan doesn't hand in his homework, he has to go to remind him. The little hooligan hates this boy...

"Tsk, shouldn't you be handing in your homework? Do you think people want to rush you? If you have the ability to finish your homework by yourself, you can solve everything. You also hate the monitor, and the monitor should hate you too! Bah!" The play, I was indignant after watching this part.

Lin Fen didn't dare to show his anger at the side, and whispered: "But doing homework is indeed quite hard...It's okay to be lazy every now and then..."

I gave Lin Fen a blank look. Lin Fen knew he was wrong, and immediately plunged his head into the magazine without saying a word.

This time, the school bully was meddling in his own business, and the little hooligan was very angry, so he decided to teach him a lesson...

Lin Fen and I held our breath at the same time, instinctively feeling that something bad was going to happen.

The little hooligan asked his subordinates to tie up the squad leader, and then imitated the plot on the tablet, and raped the squad leader...

The squad leader endured the pain under him, without saying a word...

His subordinates were laughing and laughing at the side, witnessing everything. The squad leader still had the scars from being dragged over by the little guy, and the squad leader lay there with a pale face...

I can fuck it!

How can they do such a thing?How could such a thing be done!Don't men deserve to be respected?In order to retaliate, to satisfy the curiosity of that idiot and rogue, the poor squad leader will be raped in full view!What did the monitor do wrong again!My hands trembled slightly, and I gritted my teeth and cursed: "Fuck, what is it called!"

Lin Fen didn't expect me to be so excited, so he was taken aback: "They did go too far. Okay, okay, it's just a low-level novel, just for fun, don't get so excited."

I really wanted to say something, but I was afraid that I would make too many mistakes, so I held back sleepily.

We watched the next plot quickly.After the little hooligan raped the squad leader, he didn't know whether it was his conscience or something, he even washed the shirt that the squad leader left behind and sent it back.As a result, the squad leader fell in love with the little hooligan just like that, and he never forgot it after many years.After the two grew up, they still missed each other. The squad leader committed suicide, and the little hooligan was heartbroken.over.

After reading it, we both let out a long sigh of relief.Lin Fen talked to me: "It's so strange, have you noticed that when a man falls in love with a man, it's not just about taking care of him. The little boy is being taken care of by the young master, right? Falling in love is really weird."

Lin Fen sighed: "Is it so miserable for a man to fall in love with a man?"

"Not necessarily," I said angrily, "What's the matter with the man? When a man falls in love, it's a serious relationship. That has to be pleasing to the eye, right? Only when there is a certain emotional foundation can we be together. Why? You fucked me and I still miss you, it’s funny. Let me tell you, to find a boyfriend, you must find someone you like and respect each other. Finding a boyfriend in life is not so easy, you must keep your eyes open ..."

Lin Fen looked at me stupidly: "Uh, I'm not looking for a boyfriend."

It's over, too much to say.

"Boyfriends and girlfriends are the same, I said it's easy." I tried my best to find love, but my face still couldn't help getting hot.

"Oh..." Lin Fen was in a daze, hesitating to speak.

"Okay, okay," I put away the magazine and returned it to Chu Jing: "I've watched half of the class, study quickly, I haven't finished my paper yet, it's all your fault, you insist on dragging me to read this Nothing nutritious."

In the next half of the class, we didn't talk anymore, and each of us was bored doing the questions, doing the questions, and doing the questions.