A pair of boring male deskmates

High school life goes round and round, but it is always inseparable from the word "boring".After the dry military training is over, it is a dry study life.

The textbook is thicker than that of junior high school, and it still has colorful illustrations on it.Every time I hold the black-and-white medical textbooks of People's Publishing House and look at the extremely simple structures on them, I can't help but miss the days when I read the small picture books of biology.

Teachers who have just started class and meet students for the first time inevitably introduce themselves and brag about how important the subjects they teach are.But I'm a person who tenses up as soon as I start class or read a book. Even though it's just a boring opening speech, I still listen very carefully.

Then came my first weird teacher from high school.

This class is a Chinese class.The Chinese teacher is quite delicate, with stretched eyebrows and eyes, and looks like she is in her 30s.It's a pity that he was bald early in his youth, and his hairline receded steadily, showing a shiny forehead.He looks a bit like a southerner, and he speaks in a very nasal voice, with no distinction between nl and l. I don't know if he came from the south.

The teacher has rhinitis and always blows his nose while talking, "star"!There was a loud sound, crisp and sharp, a little funny.The Chinese teacher has been teaching for many years, and he no longer finds it funny to blow his nose so exaggeratedly, but opened the ppt calmly.

The content has nothing to do with the course, it is a densely packed history introduction.

"Ah, classmates! Xing!" The teacher spoke strangely, as if his upper and lower lips were not touching!He continued: "Xing! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Geng Xining. Ah, this is my surname." Teacher Geng turned around and covered his nose symbolically with one hand—maybe rhinitis Allergic to chalk dust - holding a piece of chalk tightly in one hand, writing the word "Geng" stroke by stroke on the blackboard.It seems to be too serious, the writing of that word is extremely slow, but unfortunately the writing is not beautiful, it can only be considered neat.

"Star! Now let me introduce my last name," he said, standing on the edge of the podium, one hand still under his nose, the other holding the laser pointer. : "Let's see, it turns out that our family is like this..." Then there was a lengthy but unprofessional introduction.While blowing his nose "star" and "star", he listed what brilliant characters his ancestors had once produced.Then he introduced the decline of the Geng family without any disturbance. It is said that the Geng family gradually declined because of the fact that there were great loyal ministers in the family during the Cao Cao era, who were all killed by Cao Cao...

Lin Fen, my official tablemate, was already drowsy, and my spirit of complaining was burning, so I couldn't help poking him who was wandering in his mind: "My God, what's the use of him saying these things, he's so powerful, isn't it still Teach Chinese in Xiaopo High School in our Xiaopo County."

Lin Fen echoed: "He's just bragging about him, how his ancestors have something to do with him."

That page of ppt finally turned over.Lin Fen and I looked at each other and smiled. Just as we were about to take a breath, we realized that things were not as simple as we imagined.

The ppt layout of the new page is much better than the previous one.Row after row are all awards.Mr. Geng stood in the middle of the podium pretending to be low-key, pointed to the horizontal bars and said: "Star! Ah, this, this, students, these are all awards I have won." He pointed smartly: "2010 Outstanding Teacher Award."

And maintained this posture, silent.

We high school freshmen don't quite understand the routines of the teachers. We don't know how to applaud enthusiastically when the teacher raises his voice and keeps silent.The people below didn't know how to react, the two factions could only stare at each other, and the scene was very embarrassing for a time.In the end, some clever classmates took a few shots, and we had an epiphany, and the sparse applause immediately became louder.

Teacher Geng looked very satisfied, nodded slightly, and pointed to the next one: "2011, Outstanding Teacher Award!"

applause.

"2012! Outstanding Teacher Award! Star!"

applause!

I... so what else can I do but clap like a goose?

Lin Fen woke up instead, booing with extra vigor: "Oh, this teacher is really interesting, he is such an idiot!"

I wholeheartedly agreed, and quickly found out a year later that this could be a lot more silly when I knew the truth.It was the commendation meeting a year later, and the vice principal announced various awards in a passionate tone.Lin Fen and I listened to the vice-principal’s dialect-style Mandarin, and read: “xxx, outstanding teacher award! xx, outstanding teacher award! xxxxxxxxxxxx…” The endless outstanding teacher awards are like “thank you for your patronage.” Same bad street.Only then did we realize that Geng Xining's amazing awards in the first class were not worth mentioning at all.

Fortunately, I don't know about it now, and I can still applaud him happily from below.

There was nothing in this class except for Geng Xining's boasting and our unintentional applause.The first class ended with Geng Xining's bragging.He felt quite good about himself, and his steps were light when he went out.

Lin Fen got out of his Harry Potter and looked at me: "I predict that this Chinese teacher must teach rubbish."

I put away my useless Chinese textbook, looked at him, and said, "I also predict that if you continue to read novels like this endlessly, you will definitely fail." I wanted to say "You must fail the exam", but I Has always been merciful to other people's achievements.

"It's very pretty. Do you want it? I bought two new ones." Lin Fen didn't care what I said at all, pulled out his cardboard box of books, and looked at me complacently.

Lin Fen is a person who especially likes to read books.In our closed small high school where smartphones were not allowed and there was no electronic bank card of his own, Lin Fen actually had his own Taobao account, which really made me envious.His Taobao account does nothing else, just buy books, buy books, buy books.I often saw him sneaking in and out of the on-campus dens where deliveries were sent and received, and then came back with a few paper bricks.

I have never expected much from such a person's aesthetic taste.One day, he suddenly had a bad taste and wanted to see what Lin Fen was looking at every day, so he pretended to be thirsty for knowledge and asked Lin Fen to borrow books.Lin Fen, who had failed several times, was overjoyed, and took out a book from the box with great interest: "Newly bought! You finally decided to read novels with me? You are enlightened!"

I proudly took over the three vulgar novels in my heart.

There are three large characters on the book cover.

"Utopia".

I have a feeling of suffocation.

Classmate Lin Fen's taste is really noble, and it is hard for us ordinary people to hold a candle to it!

Trembling, I picked up the "Utopia" and looked at Lin Fen, my eyes almost popped out: "Is there really anyone who will read this kind of thing?"

Lin Fen didn't take it seriously, and said it casually: "Just watch and play, and don't expect to understand."

"It's amazing," I offered Plato's painstaking work with both hands: "I wait for the idiot to read this kind of novel for entertainment, so I should give it back to you... Lin Fen, Lin Fen, I didn't expect it, yours The aesthetics of reading are so extraordinary, your image in my heart has suddenly been raised to a higher level!"

Lin Fen usually acted foolishly, but when he saw my sincere praises, he felt embarrassed, immediately put the book back, stuffed it into the box, and scratched his head: "Hey, don't say that, I just watched and played casually too. That's all, all right, I'll be in English in the next class, quickly pull out your penis."

Sure enough, Lin Fen was still the same out-of-the-ordinary Lin Fen, no matter how much "Utopia" he watched, he couldn't change it.We have a reference book in English called "Dialing". Lin Fen thought the name was too rustic, so he named it "Da Dian Ba" on a whim. "He kept talking.I thought the name was very funny, and every time he called it a little bit, I would laugh stupidly beside me.

My smirk undoubtedly played a role in helping the evildoer.Seeing me like this, Lin Fen became even more unscrupulous.He especially likes to misuse idioms that Geng Danzi has repeatedly emphasized not to use wrongly.

I don't know who gave Geng Danzi his nickname, but it fits his bald appearance very well.His style successfully aroused the disgust of many students, and he became the first person in the classroom team to have an insulting nickname.

Today is Geng Danzi's Chinese class again.As usual, Geng Danzi held the test paper and stood in front of it, straight like a telegraph pole. He read "star" and "star" for reference, and the answers were exactly the same as the answers in our hands.The two of us have scolded Geng Danzi's teaching method countless times, it's just following the script.He sent us the test papers for us to do the questions, and then sent us the answers for us to check the questions, and after the checks, he read the answers to us as a lecture...

I don't know how he became the leader of the language group.According to Lin Fen's reliable information, this Mr. Geng came to power by patting his beard.

"Sure enough, tsk tsk." I stared at the gossiping Lin Fen adoringly, and for the first time expressed my intuitive agreement with his gossip news.

Back to Chinese class.Geng Danzi read plainly: "Xing! This, this, 'belittle yourself' is wrong, you can't add an object after belittling yourself..."

Lin Fen nodded, and turned to look at me: "Don't underestimate yourself!"

"This, this, ah, Xing! It's not right to be indifferent to others, it should be indifferent to others..."

Lin Fen looked at me again: "Gu Qi, how can you be indifferent to others!"

I couldn't help but lie on the table and giggle.

Since then, Lin Fen has been particularly fond of these two idioms.Whenever someone said something frustrating, he would lean forward and say earnestly: "Don't underestimate yourself!" By the way, he educated the crowd: "How can you be so indifferent to others!" Soon there was a trend of using idioms indiscriminately in the class.

The author has something to say: break through [-] words!Sprinkle flowers manually for yourself!