A pair of boring male deskmates

Lin Fen gave me a contemptuous look: "You just want to listen to gossip! It's just, uh, the feeling of squirming lips against lips. Of course it was very refreshing at that moment, but there was nothing else but excitement and excitement. No, and nothing like blissfully bubbling pink bubbles."

Lin Fen came up to me: "Let's just say it like this, it might feel similar to kissing you. There is no ups and downs in my heart."

grass!I was taken aback by his sudden miraculous analogy, and cursed: "Get lost! What the hell! Why are you kissing me!"

Lin Fen chuckled: "I'm just using an analogy to describe the watery feeling when I kissed for the first time. Why are you blushing! You are stingy! Oh, I get it, I get it, you don't have a girl My friend, I have never held hands with anyone, nor kissed anyone. Bah, you are a pure little virgin, am I right? "

I frantically said: "It's right! You're right!"

Lip to lip to Lin Fen... Eh - I feel sick just thinking about it.I couldn't help but took out the water bottle to rinse my mouth.

"Really never kissed a girl?"

"No."

"Hey, there are no boys either?"

"No more! Crazy you!"

"Then I'm afraid you won't be easy to chase." Lin Fen said with a dreamy look: "The innocent group of people don't know anything, and they harbor fantasies about love in their childish hearts. Once they draw a big cake for you, you Just ran away with others..."

"Stop, I don't agree with you. Am I that stupid?"

"Put it down," Lin Fen snorted, "Although you think you're awesome, tall, cold, desireless, and your whole body has nothing to do with the word ordinary, but in my eyes, you're just someone who occasionally has a deadpan expression on your face." Talking about it behind my back, I don’t want to bring food, I’m so lazy, I especially like a smirking little cock, okay!”

Lin Fen didn't take a breath, and I was dumbfounded when I heard it: "You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you..."

"Okay," Lin Fen leaned forward and squeezed me: "Little rooster, I'm praising you for being cute. That's enough, let's talk about it, what will Lin Xi and I do?"

"I suggest you break up."

"Wow, it's too insidious. I told you I was just joking with you."

"I'm serious. I suggest you break up. When you break up, you break up. Since you don't like it, there is no benefit in procrastinating."

"Okay," Lin Fen said suddenly, "I'll think about it."

"By the way, think about another problem for me." I said with a look of lovelessness, "What should I do with my calling card?"

The last two problems are solved.Lin Xi's reaction was very calm. She may have expected the end of this relationship long ago, and she didn't get entangled.The solution to my problem is rather weird.

I was doing a geography paper when Chu Jing came over and patted me: "Gu Qi."

I raised my head, pushed my glasses, and smiled politely, "What's wrong?"

"Oh, it seems that your phone card is out of money. I tried several times, but I can't get out."

No money? 50 yuan!Did I hit it twice, or three times?Anyway, no more than five times.Are you out of money?

Chu Jing is too good at talking!

Blood dripped from my heart, with a smile on my face, I cared: "Oh, maybe, I'm sorry, I don't use it usually, I don't know he has no money. Why did you call home?"

Chu Jing said openly: "It's okay, I borrowed someone else's. Thank you." Chu Jing said, and handed me the phone card without money.I have a sense of relief.

I'm not going to buy another one.I can't make a few phone calls, so be it.

The ranking of the last monthly exam of this semester came out, the class is the first, and the grade is fifteen.After reading the report card, I was very depressed.Except for breaking into the top ten in the grade for the first time when her character exploded, she spent the rest of the time wandering around under her real name.The most frustrating thing is that the grades show a decreasing trend. The second monthly exam was grade [-], the third grade was [-], and finally became [-]... I once again experienced the fear of being dominated by the irreparable decline .

What should I do if I haven’t reached my goal and are still declining bit by bit?Could it be that I haven't tried hard enough?

I went back to the table and sat down.Lin Fen was lying on his stomach on the desk to catch up on sleep, when he heard me coming back, he raised his head and said with a smile, "He's number one in our class again, not bad."

I sighed: "But my grade ranking has been falling, and now the courses are getting more and more difficult, I think it is too difficult to accept. My God, I just don't miss it."

Looking at the expression on his face, Lin Fen probably couldn't understand why he was depressed after getting the first place in the exam.Fortunately, he didn't make a fuss about it, and he comforted him sincerely: "It's okay, maybe you will pass the exam next time, don't put so much pressure on yourself. You can't eat well all day long, and you can't sleep well. There are always two dark circles floating under the eyes. The body is the capital of the revolution! □□ said!”

"Thank you." I didn't know what to say, so I fell down on the table sullenly.

That night Lin Fen took me to fetch water.In fact, I have always walked alone, and I am not willing to go with others. If two people walk together, they must slow down and talk a bunch of nonsense, which is too time-consuming.But this time Lin Fen insisted on fetching water with me, well, the kindness is hard to refuse.Lin Fen beamed with joy and chattered nonsense to me along the way.Even I was inspired by him, and my mood jumped up.

The boiling water room is more crowded than usual, and people can still hear noises.Lin Fen asked curiously, "Is someone fighting?"

"Are you fighting?" My eyes are shining, life is so boring, and it's a rare time to fight, so I must watch it!

Lin Fen and I rushed a few steps forward with the kettle in hand to see what happened inside.

I actually knew one of the protagonists of the incident.

Zhou Yajun.

Zhou Yajun is arguing with a girl?

The girl looked very unqualified at first glance, with a thermos bottle at her feet, she raised her neck and scolded "stupid" and "obviously I came here first" and so on.Zhou Yajun was very angry, he clenched his fists, probably resisting the desire to do something, and even sarcastically said: "Oh, is that so, where are your eyes, your eyesight is so good, you can even see this!" Wrong." "Then you are really cheap."The two were fighting with each other, and you came and went, arguing so hard.The boiling water room was originally small, but now it is even more crowded, with people fetching water and watching the fun.The progress of Lin Fen and I was extremely difficult.

Lin Fen whispered in my ear: "Uh, arguing with a girl in public is a bit low. Why is Zhou Yajun like this? No matter what, he wouldn't be swearing at girls in such a place, right?" .”

I also think this approach is inappropriate, but that person is Zhou Yajun.

I yelled softly: "What are you talking about? Why can't boys quarrel with girls? Maybe the girl has gone too far. A girl came up and called you an idiot, and you didn't reply? You just left? That's too embarrassing." .”

Lin Fen was dissatisfied: "It's not that we won't let you talk back. Can you choose a suitable method? It's too cheap to scold each other in this crowded place. No matter how loud a slap is, that woman speaks It's ugly, Zhou Yajun is not a fuel-efficient lamp either. Couldn't you and I swear at each other?"

What Lin Fen said was reasonable, which left me speechless and unable to refute.

At this time, the girl's classmate seemed to have arrived. After a few words of persuasion, she dragged the girl away.Zhou Yajun stood aside and was angry.With his mouth curled up, he put the thermos bottle under the hot water spout with a bang, and started to fetch water.

We finished playing with Zhou Yajun almost at the same time.I wanted to strike up a conversation, pulled Lin Fen and walked a few steps quickly, followed Zhou Yajun and said, "Zhou Yajun!"

Zhou Yajun was still angry, and responded with a cold face: "Oh, Gu Qi, Lin Fen."

Lin Fen talked a lot: "What happened just now?"

Zhou Yajun was really upset and started talking too much.He said angrily: "When I was fetching water just now, that girl jumped in line. I told her that you jumped in line. What did she say that the line was so chaotic? I didn't see it clearly. Let her fight first. Oh, the line can't be seen clearly. Why didn’t I misidentify the water outlet when I fetched water? It was obvious that I wanted to jump in line, but I still didn’t admit it? But after I said a few words, she became furious, and there was an idiot here and an idiot there. "

Lin Fen said: "Don't be angry, brother, there are idiots everywhere, and no one can guarantee that you will never encounter one in this life." Lin Fen's skill in flattering can be described as profound. After two sentences, Zhou Yajun nodded and his face softened. Not a lot.

"However," Lin Fen said again: "There are a lot of people in our water room, and it is always crowded when we line up. Could it be that the girl really didn't see clearly?"

Zhou Yajun put on a factual and reasonable expression: "Okay, even if she really didn't see clearly, she can't just open her mouth and curse, right? Now the girl's mouth is full of shit, so smelly, a little They have no quality. There is no way to reason with them."

"Why are you arguing?"

"I just said a few words about her jumping in line, and she started acting like a fool, hehe."

Lin Fen pondered for a moment, then said, "You're right. Don't be angry, just treat it as bad luck today!"

Based on what I know about Lin Fen, what he is saying now must not be the truth.He was probably thinking in his heart, Zhou Yajun is really narrow-minded!

But, alas, I have the same thoughts as Lin Fen now.

The image of a male god is somewhat disillusioned in my heart.

Seeing Zhou Yajun's scolding with the girls, I boldly speculate that when he said "you jump in line" to the girls, he would not be very polite. He may have used metaphors, parallelism, exaggeration and other rhetorical techniques to attack the girls personally. , and then the girls are not very good at it, one can't get angry, and the two of them scolded.

He cursed hysterically regardless of the occasion.