I heard you are my lover

Bao Xiaoyun's Weibo went viral 10 minutes after it was posted.

First, it was transferred by Jiuhua in seconds—[Jiuhua V: Give me a gift, and sponsor me to sign 10 sets of books. //@包晓云:……]

Then it was reposted by Chen Cen—【Anchor Mr. Chen V: Hee hee hee, Fuli will sing "Farewell My Concubine" again. I will record it for my grandfather so that he won't bother me! //@包晓云:……]

Then it was reposted by Xie Yu—[The main body Xiezhi V: Join in the fun, let's draw a lottery. //@包晓云:……]

Finally, there is Wang Lao——[Wang Lao V: Give the children a little more heat. //@包晓云:……]

So in less than an hour, #包晓云700w粉丝福利# was on the trending search, airborne in the top three, crushing the hot searches that several celebrities spent money on, and the major marketing accounts also began to fix their popularity.

For a while, every marketing account had keywords about Bao Xiaoyun's fan benefits.

The number of Bao Xiaoyun's fans quickly broke through 700 million and went straight to 800 million.

Bao Xiaoyun is not a mobile phone user. After posting Weibo, he put it down, so he didn't know that the Internet was blown up at the moment. He chatted with Ling Xi for a while, and asked Ling Xi to be a model. It took half an hour He drew a portrait and gave it to Ling Xi.

The finished product is naturally... very abstract.

However, Ling Xi was as happy as holding a portrait of millions of famous people while holding his four-faced portrait.

It was given by the idol.

How can you not be happy!

Ling Xi smiled contentedly, and continued peeling melon seeds for Bao Xiaoyun. After peeling a small handful, he answered the phone and wanted to go out on business.

As soon as Ling Xi left, Bao Xiaoyun became even more bored. The morning plane of Grandpa Zhang, Mr. Wang, and Grandma Zhang had already left.

Bao Xiaoyun thought about it, why not read the script?The script was still in his original room, so he stood up, walked out, took two steps and then returned, took two apples from the coffee table, and when he reached the door, stuffed them into his father and Taotie who were still fighting each other. one.

"Take a break and eat an apple."

As soon as Bao Xiaoyun appeared, Lu Mu and Li Qin's auras were instantly subdued. They held an apple each, and looked at Bao Xiaoyun together.

Bao Xiaoyun frowned and smiled at them.

"Eat, it's delicious."

After finishing speaking, Bao Xiaoyun ran back to the original room and took out his backpack.

Lu Mu asked: "Is the bag going out?"

"No." Bao Xiaoyun hugged his backpack, "It's boring, I'll read the script for a while, and I'm about to join the team." He looked at Li Qin, then Lu Mu, thought for a while, and asked: "Or Let's watch the fifth issue of "Food World" together?"

Thinking it was a good idea, Bao Xiaoyun simply made a decision for Lu Mu: "Old man, you haven't seen it yet, have you? Let's watch it together."

Being watched by Bao Xiaoyun with expectant eyes, Lu Mu couldn't refuse. He stroked his cub's soft hair, "Okay, let's watch together."

After Li Qin listened, he closed the door with his backhand and followed him naturally.

Lu Mu frowned, "What are you doing here?"

"Baby invited me." Li Qin looked at Bao Xiaoyun and smiled, "Right, baby."

Bao Xiaoyun glanced at Lu Mu, and snorted intentionally, "It's not 24 hours, I'm still angry, you can't call me baby."

Pulling his father to sit down on the sofa, he pointed to the chair behind, "Go and sit there, you can't come over!"

Li Qin followed Bao Xiaoyun's finger to look over, and saw a small stool left alone in the corner... Is this the little cub asking him to sit on it?

The punishment is pretty cute.

Li Qin curled his lips, smiled lightly, didn't say much, and simply walked over and sat down.

Hugging a pillow in his arms, Bao Xiaoyun turned on the TV, found the Pineapple platform in the app market, and clicked on it.Because after the last episode aired, the program became popular, and the platform saw business opportunities and gave recommendations. Now you can see the program information directly on the homepage, and you don’t need to search manually.

The pineapple platform supports barrage, even if it is broadcast on TV, you can watch it.Bao Xiaoyun turned on the barrage, and as soon as the show started, the barrage army was menacing.

The progress bar has just passed 5 minutes, and the barrage has been "hahaha" non-stop, and some people have left "Those who have watched it several times like me raise their hands", this post has been liked by hundreds of people.

The late stage of the program group made the edited fifth issue full of laughs.

Lu Mu seldom touches these things. He is very busy and spends nearly 350 days a year outside. For the rest of the time, he will accompany Bao Xiaoyun, but his life is very regular. He occasionally watches TV, but also watches news broadcasts and current affairs news. , Basically no contact with variety shows or TV dramas.

So many stalks in the later period made Lu Mu confused, especially when the bullet screens were all "hahahaha", he was even more confused.

Where is the joke?

Do humans have such a low laughing point?

Bao Xiaoyun was not amused by the show. After all, he participated in the filming himself. No matter how good the post-production was, he also knew the real situation during the filming and couldn't laugh, but when he turned his head to look at his father, he couldn't help laughing.

It was the first time I saw the blank expression on the old man's face.

Definitely have to take a picture!

Bao Xiaoyun began to look for the phone everywhere.

Li Qin's position happened to be able to see Lu Mu's side face. Seeing Lu Mu's bewildered expression, he unkindly turned on the mocking mode.

Li Qin and Lu Mu were born at odds.

Seizing the opportunity, Li Qin would taunt Lu Mu a few times. This has been the case since tens of thousands of years ago.

Even now, there is Bao Xiaoyun between them, but this kind of relationship does not mean that it will change if it changes. Besides, Li Qin has always only admitted that Bao Xiaoyun is his baby, but he never thinks that he is a generation shorter than Lu Mu.

He is not a human being, so why do he abide by those moral rules like a human being?

Seeing that the two beasts disagreed and were about to fight again, Bao Xiaoyun suddenly said "ah", and Li Qin and Lu Mu looked at him at the same time.

Li Qin: "Baby?"

Lu Mu: "Bag?"

Bao Xiaoyun grabbed the phone, his eyes fell on it, his baby face wrinkled into a bun face, and he muttered to himself, "Why did I break 800 million so quickly, but I haven't even figured out the benefits of 700 million fans .” His tone was very awkward.

On this issue, Lu Mu can't help, he doesn't even have a Weibo account.

Li Qin glanced at his old enemy, he was in a good mood.I can get back a victory in no time, and finally I don't have to suffer as I did ten thousand years ago.He logged on to Weibo, went to Bao Xiaoyun's homepage, took a quick look at the average area, and then suggested: "Baby, let's live broadcast."

Bao Xiaoyun raised his head, "Live broadcast?"

Li Qin said: "Yes, live broadcast, Baobao can send the benefits of 700 million fans and 800 million fans together, and forward the benefits of drawing 700 million fans at the same time as the live broadcast.

The lottery draw is very simple, you just post a Weibo and ask fans to repost it, and draw after the live broadcast, so that both of them are solved. "

Not a bad idea.Bao Xiaoyun's eyes brightened, "Thank you, Brother Li."

Lo and behold, the titles have all changed back.

Li Qin was very satisfied, and turned to Lu Mu with a smug smile.

Lu Mu... Lu Mu was so angry that his teeth itched, and with a few crisp sounds, the apple was crushed with one hand.

Li Qin: "Hahahaha."

Lu Mu: "..."

Even more angry, this is the apple that the boy gave him, and he is still not willing to eat it!

Regardless of the two of them, Bao Xiaoyun lowered his head and wrote Weibo, preparing to tell fans what the benefits of 700 million followers and 800 million followers are.

As for the old man and Taotie... Well, as Xiezhi said, Taotie and the old man have been pinching each other like this tens of thousands of years ago. Not even hurt.Xiezhi also said that it is best to let them fight, if there are too many fights, the old man will not care about his liking for gluttony!

Weibo hot searches are still fermenting.

Chen Xi, Jiang Feng, Gu He, Xu Yangyang, Chu Tianhe also came to join in the fun, and even the official blog of "Food World" came to forward it.

Director Zhang's main theme now: Hold the thigh of the little god of wealth so that he can soar.

This kind of heat is not rubbing, when will it be rubbing? !

What surprised netizens the most was that besides Li Qin, there was another actress in the entertainment circle who "went into the sea". The other party was Qu You, who had an accident on the set before, and she also reposted Bao Xiaoyun's Weibo.

What everyone was more curious about was the reason for her retweeting.

Qu You V: Thanks to you, I have a brush with death, thank you.In addition, I think it can be a lottery. //@包晓云: ... 700w fan benefits ...

But no matter what, when Qu You said that, her fans also went to Bao Xiaoyun's Weibo to express their gratitude. They were terrified when Qu You's crew was in danger last time.

Since the goddess said it was Bao Xiaoyun's credit, it must be.

So Bao Xiaoyun edited the text and sent it to Weibo successfully, and refreshed it again, with 890 million followers.

Bao Xiaoyun: "..."

It's going up so fast, it's going to be endless!

Ling Xi came back at noon, read Bao Xiaoyun's Weibo, didn't say anything, went to make a phone call to confirm, and said: "The time will be set from 8 to 10 o'clock tomorrow night, I will go to you when the time comes, and then you We will also prepare 700 million yuan in gifts for fans."

Bao Xiaoyun nodded, "OK."

Ling Xi glanced at Bao Chong who was still staring at Li Qin, leaned closer to Bao Xiaoyun's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Little Baozi, am I going to Jiuzhou Road to look for you tomorrow?"

Judging by Bao Chong's appearance, it is impossible to let his son live in Li Qin's house anymore, right? !

"Yes, Kyushu Road."

Bao Xiaoyun glanced at Li Qin, although it is true that he likes Taotie, but the old man has only come back for a long time, so he has to accompany the old man first!

This time, Lu Mu curled the corners of his mouth, and there was a little smugness in his eyes.

Li Qin: "..."

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, a group of more than 40 people prepared to return to City Y.

Because Lu Mu wanted to accompany Bao Xiaoyun, he was also planning to take the plane.

On the bus leaving for the airport, Bao Xiaoyun introduced Lu Mu to everyone.

All the staff of the "Food World" program team, including Chen Xi, Gu He, Xu Yangyang, Jiang Feng, Chu Tian and the five of them saw Lu Mu for the first time, and their first reaction was: Oh, he's super handsome, which star is he? ?

Looking at the familiarity between Lu Mu and Bao Xiaoyun, he thought they were brothers.

When they heard Bao Xiaoyun's introduction that it was his father, everyone's reaction was very consistent - mouth wide open, eyes wide open, dumbfounded.When they came back to their senses, they had the expression of "you're just kidding me" again.

Director Zhang looked at Lu Mu, couldn't help touching his half-bald head, and sighed repeatedly.

People are more mad than people!

So handsome, but also so good at maintenance!

In contrast, I was not wronged at all when I was called "Uncle" by the little God of Wealth.

The female staff turned on their nympho faces.

The male staff...can't help being nympho either.

Oh, this is Xiao Baozi's father. Sure enough, such a person is worthy of being Xiao Baozi's father. They are convinced!

When we got to the airport, everyone was shocked again.

The reason is simple--Little Baozi has a mine at home, and his super handsome father is a rich man, so they go directly to the VIP channel and charter a flight!

In the end, there was only one thought left for everyone: Rich, beautiful, super young, and with a son as cute as Xiao Baozi, did Xiao Baozi’s mother save the earth in her previous life? ...well, more than that, maybe saving the universe.

on the plane.

Finally, Xu Yangyang couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart, and ran to Bao Xiaoyun's side and asked, "Little Baozi, the one Quyou said on Weibo, you saved her, what happened?"

He was stunned when he checked Weibo, they were together on the day of Quyou's accident, and Quyou was thousands of miles away on the set.

"That." Bao Xiaoyun ate the pomegranate Li Qin peeled for him, covered his mouth full, his cheeks bulged, and said vaguely, "Maybe it's because I gave her a jade pendant."

After successfully swallowing a big mouthful of pomegranate meat, Bao Xiaoyun added: "Well, the jade pendant that helped her block the bullet was given by me."

Xu Yangyang: "!"

Gu He, who listened all the way to the side, said, "!"

Thanks to the little buns!

Chen Xi also came over, "So little bun, do you know Queen Qu Ying?"

Li Qin paused for peeling the pomegranate, and narrowed his eyes. He raised his head and stared at Bao Xiaoyun.Qu You, who?

Bao Xiaoyun picked up the orange that Li Qin had peeled for him, gave half of the orange flesh to his father who was constantly under pressure, smiled softly at him, and gave Li Qin a small piece to reward him for his hard work, and then Answer: "I don't know her. I met her by chance on the way to buy vegetables. At that time, she had a bad complexion and spirit. I gave her a Pixiu jade pendant and asked her to carry it with her."

Bao Xiaoyun blinked and started acting again, "Actually, I just gave it casually, I didn't expect to save her... Maybe it's because she has done a lot of good things, she is a good person."

After he finished speaking, he quickly turned to look at Lu Mu—old man, praise me quickly, I helped someone!

Then, he looked at Li Qin again - you have to praise me too!

Li Qin looked gentle, ignored Lu Mu's warning, raised his hand to touch Bao Xiaoyun's head, pinched his cheek, smiled and gave a thumbs up.

——Baby is the best!

Bao Xiaoyun understood in a second and showed a sweet smile.