I heard you are my lover

The vest that Bao Xiaoyun had hidden for many years—the weather was fine today, so it fell off.

It was caught off guard.

"Today's weather is fine." Although he only has more than 600 million fans, many netizens actually know him.

One is that there are basically no questions that can stump him. There were students who deliberately found the most difficult questions to test him, but in just 10 minutes, the homepage posted the answer.

The process is clear and the method is simple and quick.

The second is that "the weather is fine today" is really knowledgeable and talented. He understands mathematics, chemistry, history, opera, and Go. It is simply a genius design.

He's just a genius, but he's easy to get along with. No matter what you ask him, as long as he is drawn, he will answer patiently.

The third is that when he reposted the comment and pointed out that the museum was wrong, it caused a lot of trouble, and the Weibo homepage was rotated again. Under the cynicism of many netizens, he still did not delete Weibo, and did not change what he said, which can be called arrogant big.

But he has the capital of arrogance, not just talking nonsense, but with evidence. For this reason, he specially wrote two papers to demonstrate his point of view.

Later, the National Museum came forward, and the museum that had the accident apologized. It was listed in the top ten of the hot searches for two days, and it once became the most popular topic of discussion among netizens.

... After all, how awesome!

How could such a person not be famous?

It can be said that if "today's weather is fine" tore down a star with tens of millions of fans today, the star will definitely suffer.

Moreover, "The weather is fine today" never showed up, did not participate in any activities, invited him several times on the Red Man's Day, but was rejected.He hides his real information very well, especially mysterious and low-key.

Fans really want to know what kind of god/goddess Ta is, but they can't see anyone, and often ask for photos on Weibo.

but……

Well, this rejection is very firm.

Fans once thought that "the weather is fine today" was ugly, or had some kind of disease, so they didn't dare to show up for fear of being ridiculed, so when they checked in every day, they would kindly say "Teacher, no matter what you look like, you are our teacher." .

Regarding this statement, "The weather is fine today" has not denied it.

So many fans believed it.

Make up an image in your brain, and then get used to it.

But today, the fans are collectively stunned, who will tell them, is this a dream? "The weather is fine today." How could it be Bao Xiaoyun?Bao Xiaoyun!

Holy crap, how old is Bao Xiaoyun? !

"The weather is fine today" is an old-fashioned blogger. Going through the information, you can find that he registered in July five years ago.

If it was really Bao Xiaoyun... Five years ago, Bao Xiaoyun had just graduated from high school.

So Bao Xiaoyun, a senior in high school, can already answer their university, even master's and doctoral questions!

[Planet: Today is really a magical day. 】

【Lu Zhi: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI'm crazy about Xiao Baozi, do you need a girlfriend?The kind that the stars look at you every day, boasting? 】

[Mother Bao who stubbornly refused to change her name: (gazes at death) (smiles politely but without embarrassment) The little sister upstairs, mother, I do not agree with this marriage. 】

[Lvzhi: It's still me. I just checked Xiaobaozi's Weibo, and I found out that I should be a mother... so tender, so cute, how can I talk about it!

Familiar with me, I am familiar with me, I am a new mother Bao, the sand sculpture upstairs speaks, let it disappear! 】

[Little Xingxing who always loves pears: I don’t want to say anything anymore, I’m so tired. Just two hours ago, I scolded my most admired teacher severely, and put down a lot of big words. What should I do now? How to apologize?I'm sorry for writing [-] words, can I? 】

[Chong'er Chongerfei: I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it... I can't believe that the person I have been a teacher for five years is actually younger than me?So much younger?

Is there no other evidence?After all, handwriting can be similar... Well, please allow me to struggle a little longer. 】

This vest fell too suddenly.

Netizens were stunned for a long time, but when they came back to their senses, they still felt that it was too magical.

Therefore, the discussion was extremely heated.

Those who believe form a faction, those who don’t believe form a faction, and those who believe that the account is indeed Bao Xiaoyun’s, but Bao Xiaoyun is not the only one who manages it. Perhaps Bao Xiaoyun is the one who answers the questions of history and chemistry. It's Bao Xiaoyun.

In addition, there is a fourth faction that does not believe it at all. They think that the similarity of words is just an accidental event. Unless "the weather is very good today" admits it, they will not believe it.

The four factions fought back and forth, and netizens discussed enthusiastically, causing the Weibo server to paralyze for nearly half an hour.

After the server was repaired, some netizens ridiculed—[Being able to paralyze the Weibo server twice in one day, Bao Xiaoyun is the No. 1 in history. 】

—

In the hotel, Bao Xiaoyun had a headache.

He originally wanted to cover up the vest of "today's weather is fine" all the time.

Because he really likes to answer questions, solve puzzles, popular science and other things, but now that his vest is off, this account will be watched by the media every day...so he can't enjoy taking small extra money.

Moreover, since I am so powerful, my fans will go up and down again...

It's really rising too fast.

Bao Xiaoyun's cheeks were bulging, and his chin rested on the pillow, feeling very depressed.

"The baby has become a puffer fish." Li Qin lightly poked Bao Xiaoyun's cheek with his fingers, and asked with a smile, "What's wrong? You're so unhappy."

"The vest fell off." Bao Xiaoyun took a breath, and his cheeks puffed up, "I just wanted to hide behind and quietly be a teacher who preached and solved problems.

…and write an occasional article for a little extra money. "

Grabbing the mobile phone next to him, Bao Xiaoyun poked the screen vigorously, the screen lit up, and it was all related to him from trending search [-] to trending [-], "But now you see, everyone is discussing so intensely, everyone knows , How can I answer students’ questions well in the future!”

Nine-tailed fox cocked its feet, looked at the comments on the Internet with relish, and liked every comment that praised Bao Xiaoyun. After listening to the words, he raised his head and said, "Why don't you register a new one?"

Fenghuang slowly sipped a cup of spiritual tea, "Are you stupid? Even if Baobao registers a new account, they will recognize it at a glance."

"Brother Feng is right, that's why I'm bothered."

Bao Xiaoyun sighed.

Nine-Tailed Fox thought about it, and said, "Why don't you deny Xiao Baobao with the account 'today's weather is fine'? Anyway, some netizens think it's a coincidence."

Renxiu hugged the IPAD he borrowed from Li Qin, shook his head and said, "I'm afraid it's too late."

He handed the ipad to Bao Xiaoyun, "This."

Bao Xiaoyun glanced, then closed his eyes, "..."

It was indeed too late, just now Gu Yueli posted another Weibo post showing a picture of Bao Xiaoyun answering questions in the crew.The photos are too clear, if you zoom in, you can see the topic clearly, and the steps and process are clear at a glance.

And accompanied by the photo, the text Gu Yueli sent was——

[@不信小包子 refers to all the netizens who said "today's weather is fine", I slap you in the face.Just ask, my brother is not good! 】

Before Bao Xiaoyun was speechless, the phone rang.

It's Gu Yueli's call.

As soon as Bao Xiaoyun picked it up, he heard Gu Yueli asking him for credit on the other end of the phone, with a very excited tone.

Bao Xiaoyun...Although Bao Xiaoyun really wanted to catch Gu Yueli, scratch him hard and punish him, but after thinking about it carefully, Gu Yueli wanted to prove it for him, and didn't want the netizens to scold him.

Heart is good.

Just figured out the wrong meaning.

Can't be blamed.

So Bao Xiaoyun praised him perfunctorily, then chatted for a while, and hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Bao Xiaoyun leaned to the side and fell into Li Qin's arms, rubbing his cheek against Li Qin's chest for a while, and said with emotion: "Gu Yueli is really stupid."

Li Qin didn't speak, he hugged Bao Xiaoyun's slender waist, smiled and lowered his head to kiss his hair.

Fenghuang heard Gu Yueli's name again, recalled Li Qin's words in the afternoon, and asked, "Baobao, is Gu Yueli your friend?"

"Yeah." Bao Xiaoyun climbed out of Li Qin's arms and sat down, smiling and said: "He is a good person, a very, very good person, and he has a lot of merit."

Touching his chin, he said firmly, "Brother Feng, if you see him, you will definitely like him very much."

Fenghuang recalled the appearance of the Rain God back then and smiled.

Well, he does like it.

Not only him, Lu Mu, Xiezhi, Nine-Tailed Fox, Bai Ze... Many monsters and mythical beasts like it very much.

Rain God has a good personality, and he is the smallest, most innocent and lively among the gods, and he is the only one who plays with these divine beasts, monsters, and fierce beasts all day long.

The gods and monsters like them like the God of Spring the most, followed by the God of Rain.

pity……

Fenghuang sighed silently, he glanced at Li Qin, and said to Bao Xiaoyun: "Then Baobao, please introduce me to him some other day."

Bao Xiaoyun was stunned, "Huh?"

"What's wrong? Are you surprised?" Fenghuang smiled.

Bao Xiaoyun said truthfully: "I am very surprised!"

"Occasionally, I need to meet human friends who know Baobao." After Fenghuang finished speaking, he thought for a few seconds, and quickly set a time, "How about this, next time I have a free time, you can bring me to meet him. "

"In such a hurry?" Bao Xiaoyun blinked his eyes a few times, and looked at Fenghuang curiously.

"Don't worry, I don't know when I will come out next time, human life is limited." Fenghuang smiled without revealing any flaws.

"Yes." Although he said so, he still felt weird.

Looking away, Bao Xiaoyun temporarily suppressed the doubts in his heart.

Always know anyway.

And the phoenix will never hurt itself.

Bao Xiaoyun turned on his phone again, and as soon as he logged on to the "Today's weather is good" account, he saw that the number of fans had skyrocketed from 600 million to 800 million, and he was immediately disconnected due to the number of private messages, comments, and retweets.

Bao Xiaoyun: "..."

Worry.

Wu Wu was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding an oversized French baguette and eating bread crumbs all over the floor, "Brother Yun, are you troubled? Do you want me to help you solve them?

Although I don't eat humans anymore, other goblins do. I'll find a few and let them eat all the humans. "

brutal!Renxiu sat a little further away silently.

Bao Xiaoyun quickly waved his hands, "No need."

He looked at Wuwu seriously again: "Humans are not food, not the food of ferocious beasts, and when they are not monsters, they are not the food of goblins and ghosts. You must keep this in mind along with 'do not eat humans' in the future. "

Wu Wu's eyelashes flickered a few times, meeting Bao Xiaoyun's gaze, looking at his very serious expression, finally let out an "oh".

Bao Xiaoyun was satisfied, and then sighed again when he saw the message on the phone.

Li Qin pinched Bao Xiaoyun's soft cheeks, hugged him from the side, and smiled softly, "Baby, you don't need to worry, you can use the account 'today's weather is fine' to make an announcement.

Explain that you only want to use this account to popularize science and answer questions... How this account worked in the past will remain the same in the future.

Private messages will only be returned to people who seriously ask you questions. I hope you are not a fan who asks questions, so don't bother you with this account.If fans really like you, they will understand what you mean and listen to what you say. "

Bao Xiaoyun let out a "huh", "Is it okay?"

"Yes." Taking Bao Xiaoyun's phone, Li Qin clicked on the comment section, motioning for Bao Xiaoyun to read it.

Bao Xiaoyun lowered his head.

[Ceng Ouqi: So now should I go through the procedure, or just scream?Forget it, scream, I can't help it, ahh—]

[Inspiration to become a schoolmaster: Little Baozi can do decathlon, this is the real way to open idols ahhh, in order to become a fan of Xiaobaozi, I decided to start studying seriously from today.

If I don't become a top student, I'll take off my fans with tears in my eyes. This is a super poisonous oath! 】

[Tiantian Upward: Am I the only one who is proud and distressed?Xiao Baozi is so busy filming, yet he still finds time to help answer questions... How can Xiao Baozi be so good! 】

[Study hard: woo woo woo, I love little buns so much. 】

[Mingyue Born in the Sea: I used to think that I had two idols, one was Xiao Baozi, and the other was "The weather is fine today" who pulled me from a scumbag to a top student, but today I found out that my two idols are the same personal.

I want to say thank you again, Xiao Baozi, thank you, you were the one who answered my questions over and over again, and drew the key points for me, that made me what I am today.I have kept our chat records, and I have kept your encouragement to me. You are my idol for life. 】

[Fantastic Beasts: A lot of gratitude, a lot of touch, as someone who has been helped by Xiao Baozi, I believe you all understand, Xiao Baozi, you can move forward with confidence, our group of students will also be your father Bao/Bao now Mom, I will always escort you! 】

……

"Baby believe me now?" Li Qin touched his face with tenderness in his eyes.

"Well, letter!"

Bao Xiaoyun looked up at Li Qin, his eyes were clear, and there were little stars reflected in them, like stars, so bright that it took people's heart away.