my little monster sweet wife

The last time Wei Xiao drank was at their wedding. It was a very unpleasant memory. When she thought of wine, she thought of Dou Xiaoye turning into stone in front of her. From that moment on, she hated all alcoholic drinks , So when she saw the word "wine" in the entry, her pupils shrank unconsciously.Immediately afterwards, she clicked in with a trace of unknown fire and a bit of curiosity.

When she clicked on the Weibo related to her, she heard a small exclamation from Dou Xiaoye next to her, and she looked at her, then lowered her head and continued to look at her phone.

The first popular Weibo post is a photo of "she" and Yu Zhuo kissing each other in the bar, and "she" being drunk and being hugged and helped to the car by Yu Zhuo, and finally entering the community and entering the elevator with her hug. .The photos are fairly clear, with both recent and distant photos.Among them, the exposed tongue can be seen in the picture of two people kissing fiercely, which is definitely not a matter of angle or a P picture.From the bar to getting in the car and then to Yu Zhuo's house, the front and back shots are very complete, it can be said that there are pictures and truth.

There was a marketing account to help promote it. This Weibo has been forwarded more than [-] times, and the comments below are unsightly. Most of them are scolding her and Yu Zhuo for being shameless.

Of course, there are also a small number of fans who try to defend their idols.

——The photo belongs to P, right?Wei Xiao doesn't like men, and she's already married, so how could she mess with Yu Zhuo.

——Is this Wei Xiao?Did someone make up Wei Xiao?Or are they playing some kind of truth or dare?

……

Wei Xiao turned off the comments when he saw this, and swiped up to look at the photos.

The person in the photo is indeed not her, but it is very similar to her. Under the heavy makeup, the other person's eyebrows and eyes are ninety percent similar to hers, especially the side face. Frightened, there was an uncertain voice in my heart: When did I go to the bar with Yu Zhuo? ? ?

A soft hand rested on her wrist, and Dou Xiaoye's doubtful voice sounded beside her ear: "What's going on?"

Wei Xiao looked at her curious and surprised look, spread her hands and said, "I don't know." She is obviously not in the country, and she can still be tied to the last hot search. This is the legendary pot coming from the sky ?

That Weibo was posted last night. At that time, Wei Xiao was sleeping soundly with her arms around Dou Xiaoye. How could she go to the bar?Even if she has the ability to divide and body, it is impossible for her to do such a thing.

Since the person in the photo is not her, then who is it?A woman who looks very similar to her kissed Yu Zhuo passionately in the bar in the middle of the night, and was even photographed by the paparazzi... Thinking about it carefully, it was a little creepy.

Dou Xiaoye took her mobile phone, looked at Wei Xiao, then at the woman in the photo, and said, "It really looks alike, why is it so similar?"

"You don't really think it's me, do you?"

"I know it's not you, that's why I find it strange." Dou Xiaoye said, staring at her face, and put a sticker on her body, "Could it be your long-lost twin sister?"

Wei Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You still have the mood to joke around at this time."

"Ah." Dou Xiaoye stuck out her tongue and said, "Do you want to ask the person involved?" It's not that she insisted on some cold joke, but the main reason is that the woman in the photo looks so much like Wei Xiao, even her own wife Difficult to distinguish between true and false, let alone passers-by?

She knew that that person was definitely not Wei Xiao, but others didn't know, this kind of thing was even on the hot search, and the comments were so nasty, she just glanced at it a few times, and she was also aggrieved.

Wei Xiao thought for a while, and said, "Yu Zhuo's phone must not be connected, otherwise Sister Wan would not come to ask me without knowing the situation."

Having said that, she still found Yu Zhuo's number and dialed it, the system's mechanical voice came out, and as she expected, she couldn't get through, so she had to call Logan.

Logan answered very quickly.She didn't go around and said, "That person is not me."

"I see." Logan will not doubt her words, perhaps because she is upset, she speaks faster than usual, "Yu Zhuo's cell phone has been unavailable for a day, and he can't find anything from his assistant. I'm going to him now Home. Actually, I didn’t believe it was you when I saw that Weibo post, but it’s so similar... Hey, please don’t say anything, and I’ll contact you when I understand the situation.”

"Ah."

Logan asked them some more about their travels, and hung up after a few words.

When putting down the phone, Wei Xiao saw unread messages, so Wei Xiao clicked into WeChat.

Shen Qingqing sent her a message, asking about the hot topic.Wei Xiao, as the person involved, has not yet figured out what the situation is, so she has no way to give her a definite answer, only saying that the person is not her.

Dou Xiaoye rushed over and asked, "Have you figured it out?"

Wei Xiao shook his head, threw the phone aside, lifted her up with both hands on her waist, bowed his head and kissed her.

Dou Xiaoye was completely kissed by her, holding her hand that was stuck in the hem of her clothes while breathing, and asked breathlessly: "Do you want to continue?"

What she actually wanted to say was "How can you still be sexy after such a big incident".

Wei Xiao was not affected by that Weibo post at all, took a deep look at her, and replaced answers with actions.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Logan called and said straight to the point: "I figured it out."

Wei Xiao took a shower and was about to go to bed. Hearing this sentence, he was refreshed. When he opened his mouth to ask, Tang Wan said, "Let him tell you by himself."

A few seconds later, there was another voice on the other end of the phone: "I'm sorry, Senior Sister, it's all my fault."

Wei Xiao froze for a moment, and said, "Yu Zhuo?" The voice was a little hoarse, and she almost didn't hear it.

"It's me." Yu Zhuo continued to say in his hoarse voice after a hangover, "That person is my girlfriend."

Wei Xiao: "Girlfriend?"

Yu Zhuo: "Hey, it's an ex-girlfriend. No, it's a girlfriend now...I said you look alike, do you remember?"

Wei Xiao: "..." I have a little impression.

Yu Zhuo mentioned that ex-girlfriend in front of her more than once, and said that it was because they looked alike that he had a good impression of Wei Xiao. At that time, Wei Xiao thought it was a bad excuse he made up to avoid embarrassment for both parties, but he never thought of it This is actually true.

Yu Zhuo said again: "She came to get back with me as soon as she came back to China. I didn't agree, and then she went to the bar to drink. I went to the bar to pick her up last night. There were so many people there, and I didn't pay attention to whether there were paparazzi."

Wei Xiao asked a lot: "Then you are reunited now?"

Yu Zhuo hesitated for a long time, and then said "um".

Wei Xiao didn't know if she was thinking too much, she actually felt Yu Zhuo's embarrassment from the "hmm", and she was also embarrassed, thinking that she shouldn't inquire about these, cleared her throat, and said: "I Doesn't it look similar to your girlfriend?"

Yu Zhuo: "This... Actually, it doesn't really look like you. She deliberately made up to look like you."

Wei Xiao was puzzled: "Why do you have to make up to look like me?" Could it be her fan?Then she would rather not have such a fan, who made her take the blame for so much scolding for no reason.

Yu Zhuo: "She's just wayward. I'm sorry."

Wei Xiao wasn't interested in the specific reason, so he didn't ask.She accepted the "I'm sorry", but she knew that this matter could not be resolved with an apology, so she became serious: "How do you plan to deal with it?"

Yu Zhuo: "I will post a Weibo to clarify."

Wei Xiao: "Okay."

A few minutes later, Yu Zhuo posted a Weibo with a picture of him and his current girlfriend together, announcing their relationship, and @微晓 to apologize to her.

Wei Xiao forwarded it later and responded: "Don't let senior sister blame you next time, I wish you happiness."

Yu Zhuo's Weibo quickly became a hot search, and many people expressed doubts, saying that the woman in the photo is not the same person as the woman photographed in the bar.Yu Zhuo's girlfriend put on makeup today, but it's not as thick as that day. If you look carefully, the eyebrows and eyes are still somewhat similar to Wei Xiao.But some people still think that the person photographed in the bar is Wei Xiao.

Yu Zhuo's and Wei Xiao's fans and passers-by who questioned were arguing inextricably under that Weibo post.

But regardless of whether it looks like it or not, the person involved does not intend to further explain this matter. In Logan's words, it is an opportunity to hype.

Stirring and frying, Wei Xiao gained 30 followers on Weibo in two days, is it a blessing in disguise?

Dou Xiaoye came out of the bathroom and saw Wei Xiao holding the phone and poking it with his fingers.As soon as she approached, Wei Xiao stretched out his hand and pulled her over, raised his phone to take a picture of the two of them, then lowered his head and continued poking at the phone.Dou Xiaoye looked over and found that she was going to post on Weibo.

Wei Xiao V: "We are on our honeymoon [picture]."

Wei Xiao shared the address, clicked on the blue link at the bottom of this Weibo, and you can see the hotel where they are currently staying.The picture is a photo of them that Wei Xiao took at any time just now, but before sending it out, Wei Xiao coded her face.

After posting Weibo, Wei Xiao came to kiss her.

Dou Xiaoye looked at the mobile phone she had thrown aside, and asked casually, "Hasn't Yu Zhuo already clarified it? Why do you still send it?"

Knowing that she was just curious, Wei Xiao explained: "I can't let people be scolded for nothing, I just want to gain popularity."

Dou Xiaoye opened his mouth, unable to find a suitable explanation for a while, and finally said: "How cunning!"

Wei Xiao was noncommittal, groped her waist with both hands, put her mouth against her ear, and said, "Let me rub."

"!!!" Dou Xiaoye held down the hand she was going to sneak into her trouser waist, "I can't rub it anymore!"

Tooth marks can still be seen on the two grapes above, and the little flower below is red and swollen... I really can't rub it anymore.Wei Xiao felt a little regretful, put on her clothes and pants, sucked on her lips, and then fell asleep contentedly holding her.

Three days later, Wei Xiao returned home with his wife.

Shen Qingqing was waiting at the exit early on. There were too many people and she was short. She jumped up and waved to them. On the seventh jump, Dou Xiaoye finally saw her.

There were so many people at the airport, they wore masks, and no one recognized Wei Xiao all the way out.

Pack your luggage and get on the bus.

Shen Qingqing asked: "Is it fun?"

Wei Xiao said, "Didn't you also go there?"

Shen Qingqing said aggrievedly: "I used to go there for work, and you didn't give me time to play."

Dou Xiaoye: "It's fun, you can go there for your honeymoon even after you get married."

Shen Qingqing: "It's fun and I didn't see you take more photos and post them on Moments."

Dou Xiaoye: "...forgot." In fact, it's not that I forgot, but because she and Wei Xiao seldom go out, and the time is basically wasted in the hotel.

When you think of a hotel, you think of that big bed.She secretly glanced at Wei Xiao who was sitting next to her, but she didn't expect that Wei Xiao was also looking at her, with a malicious smile hanging on the corner of her mouth.I don't know if Wei Xiao is thinking the same thing as she is thinking at the moment, but she blushes anyway.

Every time she saw her shy look, Wei Xiao couldn't help but want to kiss her, but there were outsiders in the car, so she didn't dare to be too presumptuous, so she just kissed her cheek, turned her head and said to Shen Qingqing: "I brought you Gift."

When Shen Qingqing heard that there was a gift, she stepped up the gas for joy.

The two of them were full of sleep on the plane, and there was still a long distance from the airport to the city, so the three of them kept chatting.While chatting, Shen Qingqing changed the subject and said, "My male god has a girlfriend."

Dou Xiaoye: "Which one is your male god?"

"Yu Zhuo." Wei Xiao answered instead of Shen Qingqing.

Shen Qingqing's tone was resentful: "His ex-girlfriend came back to look for him after graduation, and now the two of them love each other very much, which makes me envious."

Wei Xiao asked, "Did you see me?"

Shen Qingqing: "That's right, she came to the company with Yu Zhuo that day, and everyone saw her. She looks a bit like you, but her voice is too sweet, and it's very pretentious at first sight. Why does my male god like this kind of thing?" type?" After speaking, he sighed, but he didn't know what to regret.

Passing the toll booth, Shen Qingqing opened the window and reached out to swipe the card, only then did Dou Xiaoye notice that there was a bandage on her thumb: "Sister Qingqing, what happened to your hand?"

Shen Qingqing raised her thumb and shook it, and said, "I have cut the vegetables."

"Can you still cook?" Wei Xiao questioned.

Shen Qingqing: "I don't know how to do it. My mother just came over. I learned how to cook with her these few days. I cut my hand as soon as I picked up the knife. Why am I so unlucky?"

Dou Xiaoye: "Is the wound deep?"

Shen Qingqing: "Fortunately, it's not as serious as Xiaoxiao's."

"Oh." Dou Xiaoye grabbed Wei Xiao's left hand and looked at her thumb.The wound healed a long time ago, and there was no scar left, and the nail cover was as round as ever.After reading it, she felt bored and played with Wei Xiao's fingers.

Wei Xiao let her play, and asked Shen Qingqing casually: "You usually find it troublesome to order takeaway, why do you suddenly want to learn how to cook?"

Shen Qingqing: "I'm not learning from you."

Wei Xiao: "Teach me what?"

Shen Qingqing: "I also want to learn how to cook something delicious for the person I like."

Wei Xiao: "Who are you going to eat for?"

Shen Qingqing: "My god!"

Wei Xiao: "...you won't really do it for him, will you?"

Shen Qingqing: "What should I do if I get the cut? I asked my mother to do it for me. After I finished it, I took it to the company. I thought he would be worried when he saw the injury on my hand. I didn't expect that he didn't even ask. He made a phone call and ran away in a hurry, and then he was on the trending search the next day, and I guess he must have received a call from his girlfriend."

Wei Xiao was amused: "He doesn't like you, so you're doing nothing."

Shen Qingqing drooped her face and said, "I didn't think about what to do with him. I knew it was impossible for me to be with him. It was just a whim when I got the cut. I thought of you that time, so I wanted to try."

Wei Xiao: "What does this have to do with me?"

"You got it last time, didn't you just use this trick to trick Ono back?" Shen Qingqing said, "By the way, I've always wanted to ask you, didn't you do it on purpose that time? It works!"

Dou Xiaoye, who was having fun with Wei Xiao's fingers, suddenly raised his head when he heard this, and looked at Wei Xiao in astonishment: "Did you cut your hand on purpose?"

"..." The corner of Wei Xiao's mouth twitched fiercely, and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense, I accidentally cut it."

Dou Xiaoye breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I also don't think you can do such a stupid thing."

Wei Xiao broke free and rubbed her lower lip with her thumb, deliberately teasing her: "Even if it's a trick, don't you fall for it?"

Dou Xiaoye opened his mouth and bit her finger, but he didn't use much force.

Seeing the tip of her tender tongue, Wei Xiao felt itchy so much that she squeezed her chin and kissed her.

"Tsk tsk tsk, can you two stop being so sloppy." The driver Shen Qingqing strongly protested.

The road was a bit congested, and they arrived home an hour later. After packing up their luggage, they went directly to have dinner with Wei Jianrong.

There is still the last day of Dou Xiaoye's vacation, and Wei Xiao takes her to Yan Yun's house.

Yan Yun's house is very big, and it seemed empty to live alone. When guests came to the house, she just cleaned it casually, and called the part-time auntie to come over early to cook lunch for them.

Wei Xiao gave her the silk scarf bought from the Ubud art market.Yan Yun took it out to have a look, and said, "It's pretty."

The aunt hadn't come yet, they chatted while eating fruit, and Dou Xiaoye went to the bathroom halfway.

As soon as the bathroom door closed, Yan Yun threw the orange peel into the trash can, leaned over, and stared straight at Wei Xiao's face.

Wei Xiao: "Why are you staring at me?"

Yan Yun took out a piece of paper to wipe her hands, looked at the bathroom door, retracted her gaze, and asked her in a low voice, "Are you the one down there?"

Wei Xiao was at a loss while eating the orange: "What's the one below?"

"It's the bed." Yan Yun said without blushing and panting, "Isn't Lala divided into T and P? T is the top one, right? Is that the case? I always thought you should be the top one, but I didn't expect You are actually down there."

"..." The topic suddenly turned to the bed, Wei Xiao choked on the orange juice, coughed for a while, and stared at Yan Yun with wide eyes, "Who told you which of the following I am?"

"You can see it at a glance." Yan Yun pointed to her eyes, "Your dark circles are so obvious, and your complexion is not good, don't think I can't see it with nude makeup. And when I first walked in, I saw Your feet are still a little wobbly. Ono doesn’t have any makeup on, right? His skin is delicate, rosy and shiny, and he walks very steadily. It’s clear at a glance who’s on top and who’s on the bottom.”

"..." Wei Xiao almost vomited a mouthful of old blood, pretending to be calm and said, "Then your eyesight is not good, I am the one above."

Yan Yun "cut", obviously not believing her.

Wei Xiao couldn't argue with anything.

When Dou Xiaoye washed his hands and came out, he found that the eyes of the two of them were a little strange, and he thought it was something dirty on his face: "What's wrong?"

Yan Yun smiled meaningfully.

"..." Wei Xiao handed the peeled orange to Dou Xiaoye's mouth, "This is very sweet, try it."

Dou Xiaoye: "Well, it's very sweet!"

It was already afternoon when we left Yan Yun's house, Wei Xiao yawned in the elevator.

Dou Xiaoye turned to look at her: "Are you sleepy?"

Wei Xiao passed away the moisture from the corners of his eyes, and said stiffly: "Not sleepy. Are you sleepy? If you are sleepy, go back and I will take a nap with you."

"I'm not sleepy." Dou Xiaoye didn't give much face.

There were no outsiders in the elevator, and none of them were wearing masks. Wei Xiao looked down at Dou Xiaoye, who was radiant beside him, and remembered what Yan Yun said just now, and the more she thought about it, the more depressed she became.

During the half month of their honeymoon, they maintained the rhythm of doing three days and taking one day off, and it didn't change when they returned home.She did it last night too, because it was at her own home, so it was more intense than ever before, she didn't count the number of times, anyway, the bathroom floor was all wet, the table was wet, and the sheets were also wet.

She only remembered Dou Xiaoye pushing her all the time, moaning, "I can't do it, I don't want it, I'm so sleepy"... With her fingers still in it, Dou Xiaoye couldn't bear it and fell asleep first.

In this kind of matter, Wei Xiao has always been the dominant party. Dou Xiaoye seldom touches her, and she doesn't need it. Just looking at Dou Xiaoye's puffy face and listening to her panting voice can give him pleasure. .feel.It's an amazing thing.

She couldn't prove it to Yan Yun, but she was indeed the one above.

If Yan Yun hadn't pointed it out today, she wouldn't have realized that she was really lying...

Dou Xiaoye looks like a normal person, with no dark circles under his eyes, looks great, and can still jump when he walks.

This kind of cognition made Wei Xiao very uncomfortable. She even wondered if Dou Xiaoye had secretly fucked her while she was asleep...but she knew her body well, so she didn't.

The elevator door opened, Dou Xiaoye walked out first, and found that Wei Xiao hadn't moved, so he shook his arm: "Why are you in a daze?"

Wei Xiao looked at her and said nothing.

Dou Xiaoye said again: "Are you so beautiful when you look in the mirror?"

Wei Xiao's mind was shaken back by her, and she stepped out of the elevator, a little puzzled: "What mirror?"

Dou Xiaoye: "You were looking in the mirror just now."

Wei Xiao: "..." She was trying to compare herself with Dou Xiaoye.

Dou Xiaoye asked reluctantly: "Why are you absent-minded? You can tell me anything."

Just as Wei Xiao was about to say, she suddenly heard footsteps, and she saw someone walking towards her out of the corner of her eye, she held Dou Xiaoye's hand and led her away first.

When she reached a place where no one was around, Wei Xiao paused a little. Facing Dou Xiaoye's worried eyes, she sighed inaudibly and said, "There's nothing to say."

"Huh?" Dou Xiaoye was at a loss, looking at her with blurred eyes, and said, "Did you take a long time to pack last night before going to bed? When I called you this morning, you didn't even want to get up, and you told me that you were not sleepy. You can't do this in the future." Sleeping late."

Wei Xiao patiently listened to her rambling for a long time, and said, "Come here."

Dou Xiaoye took a step towards her.

Wei Xiao lowered her head, originally wanted to kiss her, but changed her route halfway, opened her white teeth and nibbled at the tips of her transparent white ears, and said in a low voice, "I'm afraid you are a little fairy."

Dou Xiaoye: "???"

Wei Xiao: "Sooner or later, I will be squeezed dry by you."