A wealthy old man's substitute wife

Sometimes I am afraid that the atmosphere will suddenly become quiet.

Zhang Xiayun, who was looking forward to receiving the cooking task again, almost doubted her life, why she couldn't think about joining this show, and it was too late for her to quit now.

Qin Lu and Yanci didn't know what to do upstairs, they took so long to come down, and when they came down, they saw three people standing in the wind in the doorway: "What's the matter, yo, I have a task?"

Qin Lu calmly took the task card away from Rong Xiao's hand, and after reading it, he finally understood why, why the three of them showed speechless expressions just now.

"Let me tell you the truth. When I was in school, I failed to pass the composition." Qin Lu said that I was already like this, and I really didn't need to be rescued. On Yan Ci: "Why don't you help me write Yan Ci? You see that you are so good at writing lyrics and composing music. It must be no problem to write a small deed of 800 characters, right?"

Yan Ci smiled faintly at him, raised his hand to his ear and put on a loudspeaker gesture, and suddenly said with an exaggerated expression: "I just heard someone farting rainbow farts on me!"

Rong Xiao, the only one who knew the truth at the scene, almost didn't look at these two people: "Let's all think about it, we have to hand in before six o'clock, and it's already five ten minutes away, so hurry up."

After speaking, he took out five manuscript papers from the envelope. Obviously, the program team had prepared everything for them very thoughtfully, but this did not make them very happy.

After distributing it to everyone, Rong Xiao sat on the ground. He grew up with his grandparents in his childhood. He had specific classes every day, so he really didn't have much time to play.

Looking back now, I really don’t have any interesting memories, but it’s definitely not good to write it honestly. Let’s make it up. If you have never eaten pork, you will always see pigs running.

Rong Xiao’s 800-word essay: I’m Rong Xiao. Like many children, I spent my childhood in a noisy and laughing environment. If there’s anything that I can’t remember, it’s probably my birthday. , because every time I celebrate my birthday, my mother will personally bake a Doraemon cake for me. Although it is not very good-looking, it is very delicious. The deepest thing is that whenever the sun goes down, a group of children will gather next to the banyan tree in the yard, throwing sandbags and jumping grid. At that time, my favorite game was probably throwing sandbags, which is the kind of throwing on both sides. , the middleman has to dodge, if you get hit, you will fail, you have to go down and change someone else, if you get a sandbag, you will have an extra life, it may be a bit silly to think about it now, but at that time, it was indeed my favorite game...

After reading it, Rong Xiao thought it was quite smooth, so he raised his head and saw that Qin Lu was stretching his neck to read Yanci, and he had only written two horizontal lines on his paper. Zhang Xiayun had already written more than half of it, and Liu Zhiyun was lying on the bed. Count how many words you have written on the table.

After Yan Ci was written, he blew it and handed it to Qin Lu. Qin Lu pursed his lower lip, struggling to accept it but didn't know whether to accept it. Fortunately, Qin Lu restrained himself in the end, shook his head and refused, Then he gritted his teeth and lowered his head to write on his own paper.

Rong Xiao: "..." The two of you are shining brightly like this, I am afraid that others will not know that you two are having an affair, right?

After Zhang Xiayun finished writing, she reached out and poked Rong Xiao: "Xiao Xiao, show me what you wrote, and I will show you mine too."

Rong Xiao smiled and handed it over, Zhang Xiayun was afraid that he would repent and snatch it away, so he protected her and ran to the side to watch, Rong Xiao saw her like this, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Sister Yun'er, you have learned badly now."

"I learned it all from you." Zhang Xiayun smiled, then looked down at Rong Xiao's writing.

After Zhang Xiayun finished reading, he stood up and said, "Okay, it's almost there, leave it to me, and I'll deliver it."

Qin Lu retorted: "Why did you send it?"

Zhang Xiayun directly handed over the small composition in his hand: "Then you go and deliver it."

Thinking of the gloomy corridor, Qin Lu resolutely refused: "I don't want it."

After finishing speaking, he handed in the small composition in his hand, touched his stomach by the way and said, "I'm a little hungry, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"

At the same time as these words fell, everyone had already looked at Rong Xiao unanimously.

Rong Xiao put his hand on his forehead: "Even if you look at me like that, I don't have anything to feed you."

Liu Zhiyun suddenly said to Zhang Xiayun who was about to put on his shoes and go out to deliver the mission: "Sister Yun'er, go over and see if you can get my tiger food back."

Zhang Xiayun who was going out almost fell down, why is this girl still thinking about it!

After Zhang Xiayun went out, a group of people searched up and down the small bamboo building, but they didn't find anything that could be eaten.

Just when everyone was at a loss, Zhang Xiayun came back.

"I know what the director told me when I passed by just now. We settled for dinner by ourselves and didn't prepare anything for us. He said that the last money we left in the last issue was our funding for this issue." Zhang Xiayun said that I really It looked like they couldn't believe it, so that everyone didn't expect the program group to do this at all.

Liu Zhiyun, who has not experienced the previous period, suddenly asked: "Then how much money do we have left now?"

As soon as the question was settled, everyone turned to Rong Xiao.

"There are still more than 500." To be honest, before he came to record the program, he really considered whether to bring the money, but fortunately he brought it here, and he did not expect the program team to be so foolish.

At this time, Rong Xiao also felt that the show seemed a little tricky, but he could also understand that what the show group probably wanted was the effect of mutual pitfalls between the guests and the show group.

"Is there still so much? It seems that we made a lot of money in the last period." Qin Lu laughed when he heard it.

She was slapped on the head by Zhang Xiayun directly: "What are you happy about, it's all earned by Rong Xiao alone, and we can barely count as free money."

Liu Zhiyun: "Sister Yun'er, your positioning is really accurate, we just want to eat~!"

Zhang Xiayun looked at Liu Zhiyun who was so happy beside him: "..." So what is there to be happy about?

"Then let's go shopping now, should we go together or leave two people to look after the house?" As soon as Rong Xiao finished speaking, Liu Zhiyun raised his hand: "I'm going, I don't want to stay at home."

Qin Lu: "I'll go too."

"Then everyone go." What Zhang Xiayun said obviously meant that she was going too.

In the end, it is not realistic to throw Yanci alone at home.

So the five of them put on their shoes and walked out of the dark corridor holding hands (not at all), and this time they used their mobile phones to illuminate.

However, it was only when I came out that I realized that this is a tourist attraction, where would they go to buy food?

At this moment, I suddenly saw a man in black driving a tractor, and suddenly stopped in front of them: "Do you want to buy vegetables?"

Everyone: "..."

So, for the show crew, can you still be a little more sao?

In the end, everyone bought three cucumbers, three rolls of vermicelli, a piece of pork belly, a bottle of bean paste, two eggs, some green onions and garlic, and cooking seasonings in the black car. It cost more than 100 yuan. gone back.

After returning home, Qin Lu couldn't help complaining: "Really, this is the most stingy program group I've ever seen. After giving the money, I can earn it back myself!"

Rong Xiao couldn't help laughing when he heard his complaints: "Okay, stop talking, I'm already hungry, let's do it together, hurry up, Brother Lu, help me wash the cucumber."

Qin Lu, who was suddenly called Brother Lu, was so happy: "Okay, I will satisfy you whatever Xiaoxiao says."

Saying that he was carrying the cucumber to wash perfectly, Yan Ci hurriedly said: "As for me, let me do some work too."

"Open the package of this bean paste, and the two ladies are waiting to eat." After all, it doesn't take so many people to cook noodles.

Zhang Xiayun and Liu Zhiyun were pampered by this sudden princess treatment.

Rong Xiao beat the eggs into the bean paste, cut the pork belly into dices, mixed them together and stirred them, then poured them into the pan and stir-fried them. With the smell of stir-frying, several people were drooling.

Qin Lu leaned over and said, "What is this for? Why is it so fragrant?"

"Get an egg sauce, and I'll make fried noodles later, and you can cut the cucumber for me."

Qin Lu rolled up his sleeves and said, "It's easy to say, just cut it."

Yan Ci stood aside and watched the shreds of cucumbers. When he cut the knife, he felt a little hairy on his back.

But soon he was arranged by Rong Xiao to poke the garlic, and he had no time to watch Qin Lu cut yellow melons.

Once Rong Xiao's egg sauce is ready, the meal will be more than half, and then cook some noodles, and it's over.

Rinse the cooked noodles with cold water, put them in a basin and put them on the table. Five people sit on the ground around a table, and each person gets a bowl of noodles. Serve with egg sauce, shredded yellow melon and minced garlic. , a stir.

Tsk, it's not too delicious.

When Liu Zhiyun came, she said that she had gained three catties. She originally wanted to control it, but when she realized it, she had already eaten three bowls.

Sitting there suspicious of life for a long time, Zhang Xiayun finally caught Zhang Xiayun's attention: "What's the matter, why didn't Zhiyun eat?"

Liu Zhiyun looked over and whispered: "Sister Yuner, how many bowls have you eaten, and I have eaten three bowls, can you believe it?"

Zhang Xiayun, who was about to serve some noodles, suddenly froze: "I seem to be on the fourth bowl, I don't want to live!!!!"

Qin Lu saw that the two girls showed doubts about life, and said very badly: "It's okay, it's already like this, let's eat with open belly, the worst thing is that it doesn't look good on camera."

It can be said that the heart is deeply pierced.

Rong Xiao comforted with a smile: "It's okay, the noodles are digested quickly, after a while, you can exercise more and you will be gone."

Liu Zhiyun said expectantly: "Really?"

Although Zhang Xiayun didn't make a sound, his eyes were full of hope.

Just when Rong Xiao was about to nod his head and say it was true, Yan Ci suddenly made up the knife: "Easy digestion is easy to digest, but flour,

The sugar content is high, you have to run at least ten kilometers to consume the noodles you eat. "

Hearing this, Zhang Xiayun and Liu Zhiyun immediately hugged each other and cried!

The last pot of noodles and bowl of egg sauce were all swept away, and everyone was a little overwhelmed. Qin Lu stood up while touching his chubby belly and said, "Don't compete with me to wash the dishes. I need to digest it."

"No, no, I'll do the washing, I'll do the washing." When Zhang Xiayun said this, he had trotted into the kitchen.

Rong Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry to see these people rushing to wash the dishes and want a round of rock-paper-scissors, childish to death!

In the end, the honorable job of washing the dishes did not fall to Qin Lu, but was snatched away by Yan Ci.

Rong Xiao helped clear the table, and planned to go back to the room to rest, but Qin Lu missed the only time for "exercising", and ran over to follow Rong Xiao: "Xiao Xiao, are you going to rest?"

"No, I'm going to take a shower and clean up first. You won't be playing with them down there anymore?" Rong Xiao couldn't help but look at Qin Lu who followed him back to the room.

"I want to take a bath too, why don't we wash it together, and I can rub your back for you." Looking at Qin Lu's eagerness to try, Rong Xiao ruthlessly rejected him.

……

Gu Qian and his daughter-in-law are not at home, and seeing that little cat when he comes home makes him miss Rong Xiao even more.

Although the two of them have never slept in the same bed since they got married, and they are not alone, but Gu Qianyu feels that even if he doesn't do anything with the boy, as long as he is in this room, he will be happy. feel comfortable.

He doesn't think a home without a teenager is a home.

Ji Jinxuan pushed open the door of the private room, and saw Gu Qianyu sitting there alone, looking down at his phone.

"If you came here to play with your mobile phone, you might as well go home and play comfortably." Ji Jinxuan came in and took a sip of water and continued: "Why is it just you, Qingxuan?"

"I can't come if I have something to do." Gu Qianyu finished without raising his head, and then he heard Ji Jinxuan say: "What Jin An did was wrong, but he was there to help you, so forget it, the child is so scared that he wants to go abroad. "

Gu Qianyu, who had almost forgotten about it, immediately raised his head when he heard it and said, "Now that I know I'm afraid, why were you so disobedient?"

"I'm not mad at you, but I heard that your guy is good at kung fu. Jin An said that he restrained him as soon as he came up, and didn't even give him a chance to return the phone."

"Why does he still want to fight back?" Gu Qianyu stared at Wen Yan, and Ji Jinxuan rolled his eyes: "Even if he wants to fight back, he has to be an opponent. I just want to say, aren't you curious? He is an illegitimate child. Whether you don't ask me for so many years, where did he learn those kung fu, you haven't asked?"

Gu Qianyu glanced at him lightly: "No, I don't mind his past, nor do I mind that he has his own secrets, because none of these will affect our relationship."

After being fed a mouthful of dog food, Ji Jinxuan suddenly understood why Ji Jinan did that. To be honest, he really wanted to do something.

……

At three o'clock in the morning, when people are most sleepy, suddenly the whole room resounds "jingle bells...

"Ah, who, crazy!!!" Qin Lu sat up with a twisted face, reached out to touch the phone to check the time.

Rong Xiao also looked like he didn't get enough sleep. He reached out and turned on the light on the wall, and looked at the watch on the wall: "It's time for us to get up...".

Before the word "bar" came out, Long Ze's voice suddenly came: "Give me 10 minutes to clean up, and I will see you in the square later. Those who are late will be punished."

Qin Lu fell back on the bed with a whimper: "Xiao Xiao, do you know what time it is?"

"Three o'clock." Rong Xiao rubbed his face, jumped out of bed, and walked towards the bathroom.

After tidying up in 10 minutes, Rong Xiao came out and found that Qin Lu had fallen asleep again, walked over and patted him: "It's too late to wash your face."

"Xiaoxiao, do you believe me when I say I'm stuck with the bed?"

"I don't believe it, so you go and wash your face quickly."

"Xiaoxiao, you are a devil. You are a devil just like the program crew. At three o'clock in the morning, the chicks are still sleeping in the nest and have not woken up. You actually have the heart to make me wake up, I am dry."

Rong Xiao suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch Qin Lu's face, and took a serious look: "I checked it just now, it's not dry, it's quite juicy, go."

Qin Lu touched his face: "Really, am I still fresh?"

"Well, it's watery, it's watery." Rong Xiao cooperated while holding back a smile.

After he finished speaking, Qin Lu obviously couldn't take it anymore, he smiled to himself for a while, and ran to wash his face, why is Xiaoxiao so cute.

Knowing that he was not awake, she still made him happy.

Three or ten minutes later, five people wearing thick down jackets appeared in the square one after another.

However, under the darkness of night, there were only five of them alone in the square, and there was no sign of anyone else at all.

Looking at the dim street lights not far away, Qin Lu quietly approached Yanci a little bit: "Isn't the program team playing tricks on us?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Long Ze's voice reappeared: "5 minutes to prepare, please find a suitable place to hide, our peek-a-boo game is about to start, remember, don't be found, time start!"

Before everyone could react, time had already begun.

Qin Lu grabbed Rong Xiao: "Why, what do you mean, peek-a-boo, is that the peek-a-boo I thought of?"

Rong Xiao nodded: "Yes, that's what you thought, so find a place to hide now, hurry up!"

After speaking, Rong Xiao patted Qin Lu on the shoulder, turned around and ran towards the distance. To be honest, it is really not so easy to find a hiding place in such an empty square.

In the end, Rong Xiao hid behind a pine tree. This pine tree was quite lush, but the only drawback was that it was a bit too thorny QAQ!

As a result, just as he squatted down, Qin Lu squeezed in. Rong Xiao's head hurt suddenly, and he whispered: "Why are you here?"

Qin Lu grabbed Rong Xiao's arm: "Xiao Xiao, that bastard Yan Ci left me and ran away, I was scared alone."

Rong Xiao: "..." Well, what else can he say!

"Shh, don't make a sound. If someone comes later, let's go out first. The other party won't think that there are two people here. Okay, don't move." Rong Xiao grabbed Qin Lu's hand and encouraged him.

At that moment, Qin Lu felt that their Xiaoxiao was really quite reliable.

Five minutes later, Long Ze's voice appeared again: "Everyone, are you ready? The mysterious man has already stepped on the night, and maybe he will appear in front of you in the next second..."

"Jingle bell~"

"What's the sound?" Qin Lu was nervous, and was immediately pinched by Rong Xiao.

The next second, the sound of the bell suddenly stopped near them, and the hearts of both of them began to thump.

Just when they thought they had been discovered, the bell rang again, but they walked in another direction.

As the sound of the bell disappeared, Qin Lu heaved a sigh of relief, and asked in a low voice, "Go, are you going?"

Just as Rong Xiao was about to speak, suddenly the pine tree in front of them trembled, and immediately heard: "I found you, come out!!!!!!"

Qin Lu groaned, and couldn't control the sound, which was directly exposed.

After getting out from behind the tree, Qin Lu looked at the man wearing the elk headgear in front of him and itched his teeth with hatred: "Do you know how scary you are?"

The other party didn't answer, and directly took out a red rope to tie him up. Qin Lu struggled to run, but the other party was much stronger than him: "You can run if you want, as long as you tell me the location of the others, I will let you go." !"

This is obviously a naked temptation, Qin Lu smiled and said: "I am really moved, you can't lie to me, go, I know where Yanci is, I will take you to find him."

Rong Xiao who was hiding behind the pine tree: "..."

Watching the two go away, Rong Xiao carefully walked out from behind the tree, this place is not suitable to stay for a long time, must change place.

He greeted his follower brother and ran in the opposite direction.

Unfortunately, there is more than one "ghost" catching people!

Rong Xiao, who directly collided with the opponent, froze for a moment, then turned around and ran away.

He was very fast, Rong Xiao had already run a long way before the cameraman was carrying the machine.

Soon the situation on the scene became a "ghost" wearing an elk headgear and a follower brother carrying a machine chasing Rong Xiao who was almost sprinting at a speed of [-] meters.

The scene was very chaotic for a while, until the three of them were exhausted, Rong Xiao leaned on the vending machine and turned back to express that he was convinced and couldn't run anymore.

The two people behind were also so tired that they were about to vomit blood, the elk "ghost" came over and put a red rope on Rong Xiao: "You, you are really the fastest guest I have ever seen, really, I am exhausted, I Almost gave up!"

The big brother who followed the filming came over and was wheezing, and he was obviously very tired.

I'm not physically strong, so I really can't do this job.

Rong Xiao let out a breath with a smile: "Where are you going?"

"You'll know when we get there." The elk "ghost" finished in a muffled voice, and brought Rong Xiao into a building, and pushed into a small room, where there was nothing but a big box on the table.

"You draw an identity."

When Rong Xiao heard the identity, he laughed: "Is it the identity again?" He stretched out his hand and pulled out a note.

Then opened it, and it read: Water Bingyue.

Rong Xiao: "..." What is this?

The elk "ghost" suddenly smiled and said, "Okay, let's go to the next room to change."

Rong Xiao, who was stunned for a moment and came back to his senses, looked in front of him in disbelief, and his mood suddenly changed to a very happy elk "ghost": "It's not what I thought, is it?"

Elk "ghost": "That's right, it's exactly what you think, hurry up, time is limited, and there are other tasks waiting for you to complete."

Rong Xiao: "...can I refuse?"

He really regrets participating in this variety show now.

What the hell is the water ice moon, does it mean that the moon will destroy you?

No, he refuses.

The author has something to say: About Qin Lu's short composition: I will expose it to everyone later, please let me keep it a mystery for a while.

Qin Lu: Can I refuse?

Warning for the next chapter: Xiaoxiao’s appearance in women’s clothing is probably the only time in this article. Don’t ask me why, Mr. Gu doesn’t allow it! ! !

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