Internship Stove Lord

Jiang Chen desperately wanted to explain to Zhang Qinglan, but as a result of allowing him to move freely these days, he was brainwashed.All the little fairies in Kuiwu Palace are admirers of the God. Zhang Qinglan, who was alone in such an environment, joined this "Multilevel Marketing Organization for Admiring the God" very logically.

After Jiang Chen explained dryly for a whole day, Zhang Qinglan finally regained consciousness.Knowing that even Shangshen would not be able to kill Taotie with just one look, nor would he be able to cause the golden armored fire chinch to explode to death with just one word, nor would he be able to utter a whole sentence!

Zhang Qinglan really couldn't figure it out, so she asked, "Then what kind of God is the God?"

Jiang Chen smiled and said, "He doesn't want to be a god, he just wants to learn to be a man again."

Zhang Qinglan was puzzled: "Why? Everyone in this world wants to be a fairy."

Zhang Qinglan remembered that when he was still a mortal, what people in the world wanted was nothing more than prosperity, wealth, and immortality.Even the most honorable emperor in the world is not immune. It should be said that the more honorable people are, the more they will pray for longevity, because they want to live in the world for thousands of years to enjoy boundless wealth and the pleasure of controlling the life and death rights of others.

The inferiority of human beings is nothing more than that.

Just like this, in Zhang Qinglan's view, even a flower and a plant, thousands of living beings in this world, only want to get rid of this humble body after becoming a fairy, in order to live forever in the world.

Even Zhang Qinglan actually wanted to be a fairy.In the past, when he was just burned to death, he lamented the injustice of the heavens. He lived his life and never did anything bad, yet he ended up dying tragically in the sea of ​​fire.But in the dark, the number of fate may be determined by God, so he just happened to be a little earth fairy.

In fact, Zhang Qinglan is just a baby in the fairy world. 300 years in the human world are just a flick of a finger in the heaven. long life.

But for Zhang Qinglan, it was just a short moment in the internship.

If the other gods go down to do things, I'm afraid they won't even give a glance, like Zhang Qinglan, shed tears of joy and sorrow over a life and death, and even turn into a mortal for him, only hoping for a better life for him, in this sky, I'm afraid I will never find him. No second one.

In Zhang Qinglan's eyes, Li Yuanqin is different, this difference cannot be explained to outsiders, only he knows it.Li Yuanqin was the one who made his heart thump, but he was not an object as fragile as an ant in the eyes of the other gods.

Immortals have no compassion for the world, because the joys and sorrows of mortals are not worth mentioning to them.

This just proved Zhang Qinglan's previous thoughts, people want to become immortals, but no matter what, they can't figure out that there are gods who want to be human.

Zhang Qinglan thought about it, so she asked him: "Gods are immortal, can change spells, and can master things that mortals in this world cannot. Why does God want to be a human?"

Jiang Chen glanced over, looked at him firmly and said, "He is too lonely."

Lonely?

This is another part that Zhang Qinglan couldn't understand. He shook his head and said, "I don't understand why God is lonely. Everything in this world is under his eyes. He looks up at the stars and reaches out to the rivers and rivers. Just like the immortals in Kuiwugong, or even Shangxian, you are always by his side, so how can you be lonely?"

Jiang Chen sighed for a long time, his eyes were so deep that Zhang Qinglan couldn't understand, and he said: "You are still too young, but he is just different from you. He has lived in this world for too long, and he can't die Immortality is not a gift, but more like a curse to him. He has no sorrow, no joy, no love, no hatred, he has lost interest in everything in this world, as you said, he raised his eyes to the stars and stretched out his hands to the river, but he was already Looking forward to thousands of years."

"Only being a human makes him feel alive."

Zhang Qinglan was touched, her eyes flickered, and she sighed: "In this way, it's just like what Shangxian said, Shangshen is really a pitiful person."

He thought for a while and then said: "Although I don't understand the truth, but as you said, God is too lonely. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, there will be a day when you get tired of looking at it, and no matter how high the mountain is, there will be a day when you will be flattened." .If it goes on like this for tens of millions of years, then he is definitely not the happiest person in the world, but the most miserable person in the world.”

Hearing what he said, Jiang Chen really looked at him with admiration, then looked at him meaningfully, smiled and said: "Even I never dare to say that God is the most pitiful person in the world. .”

Zhang Qinglan wondered, "Why is that?"

Jiang Chen said: "The world agrees that he is the strongest in the world, and thinks that nothing can hurt him. If there is something he can't solve, it seems that the sky will collapse. How can anyone think that he is the strongest in this world?" Poor wretch'? It's funny you say that."

He took a deep look at Zhang Qinglan, "I have been by his side for tens of thousands of years, but I can't do what he wants. That is the simplest thing - innocence. A purest person, facing He doesn't have to be afraid, and he doesn't have to be in awe, just treat him as the most ordinary person."

Zhang Qinglan nodded thoughtfully, and said sadly, "God is indeed as I said, how pitiful."

Jiang Chen looked at him, and bent the corners of his lips, "You are the first person I have seen in the past [-] years who said that God is pitiful, that's probably why it is you. Zhang Xianjun, you are a blessed person Immortal."

Shangxian was saying something she didn't understand again, Zhang Qinglan scratched her head, and said with some embarrassment: "If that's the case, I'll find a way to accompany Shangshen after he comes back. Such a kind and kind old man, but such a Being alone is really an unbearable thing."

old man?

Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment, then reacted and laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

For some unknown reason, Jiang Chen laughed so suddenly that Zhang Qinglan was taken aback. After all these days with him, he had never seen Shangxian so disrespectful.

"Have you heard that there are no old people? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Jiang Chen seemed to be fed a pill that couldn't stop laughing, and he didn't know who he was talking to.

Zhang Qinglan was confused, looked left and right, except for the two of them, there was no third person.

He shivered, thinking that Shangxian probably had some secrets that could not be revealed to outsiders, so he hurriedly bowed his hands and said goodbye, and went out for a stroll to hear about Shangshen's deeds.

Looking at the bouncing back of this man, Jiang Chen finally stopped laughing, and felt that he was really disrespectful. He raised the consonance stone in his hand and bowed deeply, and said respectfully: "Xiaoxian apologizes, Xiaoxian Plead guilty."

The stone seemed to be annoyed, and smiled coldly, without saying a word.The stone, which had been shining faintly just now, suddenly lost its luster.

Jiang Chen clenched his fist and put it away, thinking about what happened just now, he still couldn't stop laughing.Can that blame him?Who would have imagined that the little guy whom his god had been thinking of thought he was an old man.

"Meet the Immortal."

Some other fairies passed by here and saw Jiang Chen Fu body saying hello, and they looked at each other, wondering what happened to Jiang Chen Shangxian today?Usually he is serious, why is he smiling very brightly today.

Seeing someone coming, Jiang Chen clenched his right hand and put his fist on his lips, coughed twice, nodded in response, turned around and left.He just couldn't hide the smile on his lips.

After all, this is too much fun for Jiang Chen.

God Cangyan is coming back.

This news swept through like a howling wind and spread throughout the entire heaven.

Everyone gathered together in groups of three or four, whispering and discussing things about God.

Zhang Qinglan goes out for a walk every day with nothing to do. What is strange is that every time someone sees him, he quickly shuts up and stops talking about God, which makes him very depressed. Is it because I am from Kui Wugong that he avoids me so much? ?

I will not make small reports!

Thinking about his previous work, it is really not convincing. Wasn't he just a small reporter in the past?

Bored, he kicked stones to the side of the koi pond, and then squatted behind the table in a daze.

But just happened to hear someone gossip about Shangshen here, Zhang Qinglan suddenly became interested, quickly hid her ears, and listened with great interest.

Immortal A looked left and right and said mysteriously, "Hey, have you heard? Shangshen is coming back."

Immortal B withdrew his ear in disgust, and said speechlessly: "What am I supposed to be a shocking secret? Isn't this something everyone knows? Is it worth covering up like this?"

Immortal A was a little embarrassed to be said so, and hurried back to find love, "Do you know why the God has been away for so long?"

Immortal B said: "Didn't you say that you are going to travel around?"

Xiao Jia looked proud, puffed up her chest and said, "You don't know that, do you? I have inside information."

Xiao Yi hurriedly asked: "Tell me quickly."

Xiao Jia quickly looked around, and said mysteriously again: "My news came from the mouth of the little fairy boy at Si Ming Xingjun's place, so don't let me out."

After receiving repeated assurances from Xiao B, Xiao Jia slowly said, "God, I'm going to the world."

"Going to the human world? What is there to go to in this human world? God and the heaven and the earth have the same life. What kind of world has never been seen before, how can you not know what the world is like?" Hearing what he said, Xiao Yi felt strange and hurriedly asked.

Xiao Jia said with an inscrutable look: "You don't know that. God is going to the world to be a human being!"

"What???" Xiao Yi raised his voice in disbelief, startled, "Don't be a god and be a human?"

Seeing how satisfying he was, Xiao Jia hurriedly said, "Shh, keep your voice down! Let me tell you, this time God is going to the human world to experience calamity. Calculated according to the time in the human world, this trip will be a short time." Hundreds of years."

Xiao Yi shook his head tut tut and said, "You said there is something that God can't take care of, and he's going to suffer this crime."

Xiao A looked at Xiao B again with a mysterious expression.

Xiaoyi's soul of gossip was completely ignited, "What's the matter? There are other inside stories? Come on, tell me, you are so anxious to death!"

Xiao Jia approached him and said, "If this matter was kept hidden like this, everyone would mistakenly think that Shangshen went to travel in the clouds. It's just because this is really not a glorious thing, so I kept it from the immortals."

Xiao Yi nodded and urged, and Xiao Jia continued, "Does the Immortal Zhaoyue know?"

Xiao Yi had an expression that he was talking nonsense, "Then who doesn't know, the number one beauty in the heaven. What? It has something to do with her."

Xiaojia chuckled: "That's natural. It is because of her that Shangshen went to experience calamity. It's a long story, and it is said that Shangshen also fell in love with Zhaoyue Shangxian for some reason. It stands to reason that this is God. It's a great thing. At Shangshen's age, he has never had a wife by his side. I don't know how many people worry about him. The iron stone finally moved his heart. Do you think it's a good thing? It's a pity, God's will tricks people, Don't you also know? His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven wants to bestow Shangxian Zhaoyue to the Crown Prince of the East Palace."

Xiao Yi took a deep breath: "It's so complicated? Then it's fine if the God directly tells His Majesty, and His Majesty will stop it? Isn't this marriage not yet concluded?"

Xiao Jia looked at him as if he didn't understand the world, and said arrogantly: "You don't understand. Who is the God, he is the ancient god of war who lived the same life as the world. It's not allowed? It's just because the relationship is complicated. Do you think about the seniority of God? Going to compete with Donggong for a little girl, if you don't want to lose face? His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is also in a dilemma because of this, so it's too late No edict has been issued."

Xiao Yi suddenly realized, nodded and said yes, "Your analysis is very reasonable!"

Xiaojia was very useful, but he still waved his hand, which meant that it was nothing special, and then said enthusiastically: "So, God has nowhere to vent his anger, so he went to Si Ming Xingjun and asked Li Wushi Heavenly Tribulation. The misery of the world, the bitterness of the world, birth, old age, sickness and death, parting of love, unrequited love, meeting of resentment and hatred, flaming of the five shades. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, it can be said that the love is deep and righteous, and it can be said to be a song.

Xiao Yi shook his head and sighed: "I never expected that our God is such an infatuated man who values ​​love and righteousness. It's really touching."

Xiao Jia also shook her head and sighed, "It's just that God has returned to heaven now, I don't know what else will happen. I only told you and Xiao Bing, Xiao Ding, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ji, you must not Tell someone."

Xiao Yi said seriously: "How can that be? I promise not to tell anyone."

The two sighed again, and finally ended the gossip.

Immortal A said: "Oh, I still have something to go to Yuelao Palace, so I don't want to talk nonsense with you. I'll go first."

"Go slowly." Satisfied with the gossip soul of Immortal Yi, he sent him away with a smile on his face.

I drank a cup of tea in the court, shook my head and sighed, gossip to accompany the tea, but it didn't mean anything.

Just as he was about to leave, another fairy came, Immortal B hurriedly grabbed him mysteriously, "Hey, have you heard? The God of God is coming back."

What followed was another round of gossip, which Zhang Qinglan felt was boring and sneaked away.

Zhang Qinglan squatted under the table before and listened intoxicated, but now she is still sighing after strolling by the fairy lake. It is just like what the fairy friend said just now, I didn't expect the god to have such a gentle and infatuated side. Touching.

It's a pity that there are lovers who don't get married, and it's too bitter.

When God comes back, he must persuade him to fight bravely for love, and don't care about any shame.

Zhang Qinglan returned to the palace with her hands behind her back, shaking her head and sighing, then suddenly stopped, thinking of something.

Isn't his god a grandpa?

It's really inappropriate to grab a little girl from His Highness the Crown Prince.

The author says:

One day, Immortal A was shocked to find that the whole world knew the secret of God.Immortal A: Hmph, that's too much!Sure enough, there is no mouth in this world that can keep secrets!