Internship Stove Lord

On the night of the 22nd lunar month, the kitchen was quiet, and all the servants went to rest.Only Zhang Qinglan was an immortal, squatting on the stove in a daze.

Tomorrow he will go back to the sky to report on his work. He feels bored. He seldom sees Li Shusheng recently. He is probably busy.But when he left, the scholar was about to get married.

He rested his cheeks and sighed, immortal life was difficult and he was in a dilemma.

Thinking about the Chinese New Year this year, there is no need to rush back. Someone will accompany him to celebrate the New Year, and he is still the same kind that he can see and touch. He is not alone anymore.

But thinking of this, my heart feels dull again.

He clutched his chest and thought about why he was always feeling so uncomfortable recently, and whether he should go back to heaven and find a medical fairy to show him.

Just at this moment, with a "squeak" sound, the door opened.Zhang Qinglan looked up and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was Li Shusheng.

He jumped off the stove and shouted, "Scholar Li, why are you here?"

Li Yuanqin put the suitcase in his hand on the table, and then lit the kitchen lamp.He came to the portrait of Stove Lord and looked at it. It was very clean and tidy. He reached out to wipe the table below and turned around to get the box he brought in.

Zhang Qinglan looked at him suspiciously, "Hey, what are you doing next to my statue?" Then said disgustedly: "But it's really not me who painted this statue, it really doesn't look like me at all, how handsome I am It’s not the long-bearded grandpa like in the portrait, but there’s nothing I can do about it, after all, no one has seen me, and everyone’s posts are from the ancestor Stove King Grandpa.”

He turned back again, with bright eyes and said: "However, it would be great if one day Shusheng Li could draw a portrait of me and enshrine it. I'm afraid I will wake up laughing from my dream."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help pursing his lips and giggling, and felt that he was really dreaming, and sighed: "But how is this possible?"

After thinking about it for a long time, he leaned closer to Li Yuanqin, only then did he notice some indistinct scars on Li Yuanqin's exposed hands under the light.

Zhang Qinglan's face turned pale with shock, she wished she could cup his hand and ask what's the matter, he was so anxious that he suddenly showed his original shape like an ant on a hot pot.

Seeing this man suddenly exposed in front of him, Li Yuanqin froze in astonishment.

Zhang Qinglan held his hand in his hands, looked at the red, swollen and ruptured scars on it, his eyes were moist, he suppressed tears and asked: "What did you do?? You are a scholar, not a martial artist, how could you hurt your hand? Can I still write beautiful characters in the future? Is it important? How did it hurt? Does it hurt? Have you seen a doctor?"

For some reason, Li Yuanqin looked embarrassed, then coughed twice and asked, "Who are you?"

Zhang Qinglan froze for a moment, hugged her head in a panic, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I showed up? ? ? ? ?

He explained in a panic, stammering and unable to utter a complete sentence: "Then what, cough cough cough, I, that, I..."

God, how do you edit this? ?Is this my resignation? ? ?If you are discovered, you will not be able to turn right in this life, right? ? ? ?

God, it's so difficult!Being an intern is so hard!

Zhang Qinglan wanted to cry but couldn't cry, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it, but he couldn't, I'm afraid Li Shusheng would die of fright in the kitchen if he crawled into it.

His heart was pounding, he was embarrassed and anxious and didn't know what to do, and the heart that couldn't beat seemed to pop out of his throat.I was thinking that no matter what, knock him out first, and then think of a way.

Zhang Qinglan, who had countless thoughts in his head for a moment, was dazedly preparing where to start, so as not to really hurt this person.

Just as he was gritting his teeth and deciding to do something, someone spoke.There was no need for Zhang Qinglan to rack his brains to think again, just heard Li Yuanqin cough twice, and said: "I see that Your Excellency has an extraordinary bearing, which cannot be compared by ordinary people. Could it be some kind of fairy?"

Hearing what he said, Zhang Qinglan awkwardly withdrew the hand that wanted to knock him unconscious, rubbed it helplessly behind his back a few times, then laughed dryly, and even introduced himself, "Ahaha, yes, yes, Don't be afraid. Cough cough, this immortal is Zhang Qinglan, the kitchen god of your family, isn't this here to inspect the work while it's dark?"

Li Yuanqin made a look of sudden realization, and then said: "I don't know what instructions Qing Lanxian has when he shows up in the humble house?"

It was the first time Zhang Qinglan heard his name come out of his mouth, his face turned hot as if being burned by fire, his fair and tender face even blushed, he quickly shook his head and waved his hands, scratched his head and stammered Said: "What, it's nothing, just take a look. It's pretty good, keep it up, I'm leaving first."

After speaking, Zhang Qinglan waved to Li Yuanqin, and quickly took away his real body.

Seeing Li Yuanqin shaking his head and looking confused, Zhang Qinglan was finally relieved, patted his chest in horror, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he was able to perfectly resolve an accident in the fairy world like this, which is really remarkable.

After finishing speaking, I silently gave myself a thumbs up in my heart, feeling that I really have the hope of becoming a regular.

When he came back to his senses, he looked at Li Yuanqin's hand, and then he remembered why he showed up, and punched himself again, cursing: "Oh, idiot, why didn't you ask him when he found out? ?”

This was the first time Zhang Qinglan had such an accident since he practiced immortality, and he had no choice but to cast a spell in desperation, but he didn't know if cleaning his memory in this way would harm him, so he didn't dare to try again.

Li Yuanqin stood there in a daze for a long time, as if he suddenly came to his senses, he carried the box and left.

Zhang Qinglan breathed a sigh of relief, and finally let go of her anxiety.

Thinking about leaving at dawn, and the night of parting was interrupted by the oolong incident, I sighed again, and I couldn't sleep.

Before dawn, the door creaked open again.

Zhang Qinglan, who was squatting on the stove with her cheeks in her hands, was stunned for a moment, then looked up, and it was Li Yuanqin again.

I saw that in addition to the box in his hand this time, he also took a roll of something.

This time Zhang Qinglan dared not speak any more, and looked at him silently.

Li Yuanqin first took out things one by one from the box and placed them on the table enshrining the Stove Lord.Zhang Qinglan took a closer look, almost drooling, Tang Yuanbao, fried rice candy, peanut candy, sesame candy, glutinous rice dumplings, red bean candy buns... the tribute sweets that I have been talking about for hundreds of years are all listed Out.Zhang Qinglan's tears almost fell down, he wanted to go up and touch it, but it was stipulated that he could not take the tribute away until Xiaonian returned to heaven to report on his duties, and usually he was not allowed to touch it, otherwise it would be breaking the rules.

Looking at these extremely cute eaters, Zhang Qinglan's eyes were shining with gold, and his saliva and tears were always ready to fall. He said movedly: "Scholar Li, you are such a good person. I knew you were too poor before. You can't control me, now that you are developed, look at how much you miss me, woo woo woo, I'm so touched."

Li Yuanqin paused for a moment with his reassuring hand. For some reason, his actions seemed to be a little guilty.

He took out the scroll in his hand and unfolded it.

Zhang Qinglan was stunned with her mouth wide open, this, this, this, this, isn't this him? ?

The above is the portrait of Zhang Qinglan, with a headband, elegant and handsome, with two eyes crooked and smiling very gratifyingly, but the clothes are a festive crimson gown with some unidentifiable delicate patterns on it.

He looked at Li Yuanqin in surprise, not knowing how he knew what he looked like, and even drew it.

Li Yuanqin unfolded the painting at this moment, carefully hung it on the table, and said to himself, "Just now I suddenly felt that the Stove Lord looks like this, why not post this offering this year."

Zhang Qinglan was so surprised that her jaw almost dropped, but she swallowed guiltily when she heard what he said, almost choking herself.Is it because I can't get home with immortal skills and haven't cleaned it up?

But even so, Zhang Qinglan would never dare to take out the crappy spell that didn't work out on Li Shusheng again.

He just stared at the portrait in a daze, with tears in his eyes, and sniffled, "Scholar Li, you drew me so beautifully."

He looked at the portrait carefully again, and he really liked it so much that he touched it carefully for fear of damaging it.When he got closer, he saw that there was a small line of inscriptions under the portrait, and he read it out softly, "Smoke Qinglan lingers around Cangyan. What do you mean? Qinglan is me, what is Cangyan? Why does Qinglan linger around Cangyan? "

He frowned, feeling that he was very uneducated, and really couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence, and then felt even more guilty. It seemed that Li Shusheng not only remembered what he looked like, but he didn't even forget his name.

His three-legged cat's spell should be used with caution in the future, use it with caution.

But he didn't see Li Yuanqin's softer eyes when he spoke.

Just don't think about things that you don't understand, Zhang Qinglan decided to let it go, and then turned his attention back to Li Yuanqin, and said in frustration: "Li Shusheng, I'm leaving tomorrow, you have to be well, wait for you to grow up." I'll come back after kissing."

Li Yuanqin, who was standing there very gently, paused for a moment, then took it back all of a sudden, and walked away with the food box shaking his sleeves.

Zhang Qinglan looked at his back and thought suspiciously: Why do I feel that Li Shusheng seems to be angry?

But no one provoked him so well, why was he suddenly angry?

Some heartless people may not be able to figure out why others are angry and what kind of anger they are angry for the rest of their lives.

After a few hours, it was already 23.

Zhang Qinglan secretly took the portrait off the wall, rolled it up and put it away carefully. He didn't want the portrait Li Shusheng drew for himself to be smoky all day long, so he had to be careful to treasure it.As for what to do if Li Shusheng finds out that the portrait is lost in the future?This is not within the scope of Zhang Qinglan's consideration, but it is just a portrait, I think Li Shusheng will not be so stingy.

Besides, isn't it normal to lose one or two things in such a big mansion?

As for why such a big mansion doesn't throw away the gold, silver, and spicy things, but throws away a picture of the kitchen god that doesn't matter, this is not in Zhang Qinglan's consideration.

Zhang Qinglan, who didn't think about anything, rolled up the portrait confidently, put on the clothes drawn by Li Shusheng, and returned to the sky triumphantly with delicious food in both hands.

Now no one is going to arrange him anymore!

It wasn't until Zhang Qinglan returned to the sky that he realized that the colleagues who used to laugh at him not only stopped making arrangements for him, but were very enthusiastic. The fairy who had said bad things about him before also ran over to apologize humbly for no reason.

Zhang Qinglan couldn't figure it out and didn't know what was going on, but he couldn't figure out something too complicated, so he attributed it to the beginning of Li Shusheng's first prize, and his luck improved along with it.

Then I hopped and sang and went to the "Stove King's Office" to report on my work.

Zhang Qinglan, who was far away, didn't hear the fairy gossiping behind him, "Hey, such a blunt fairy can have such good luck."

The other shook his head, sighed and said, "Who is lucky?"

No matter how much they pressed down, everyone winked tacitly and dispersed in all directions.

Zhang Qinglan wrote a bunch of good things in the book of good and evil, thinking that now that Li Shusheng has become a champion, he can always live better, so now that he writes about Li Shusheng's good people and good deeds, it must be the icing on the cake, a good day Just go to the next level.

When the matter was dealt with clearly, he thought that Li Yuanqin was getting married, so he didn't have to rush down to earth.Thinking that the time is not too long anyway, he just waited a while and left just in time.He hummed a little song that he found somewhere in his head, and squatted outside the office door with his cheeks on his hands, waiting for the fourth day of the first lunar month in the world to go back.

He came and went, but he didn't care about him. After waiting for a while, the fellow intern who always liked to report work with him in the past saw him and asked: "Zhang Xianyou, what are you doing here? Why don't you go back to heaven and take a rest?" Why, squatting here?"

Zhang Qinglan hurriedly stood up and tidied up her appearance, she cupped her hands and said, "I'm waiting to go back to work in the human world."

"What? I sent you a new family without waiting for you to rest?"

Zhang Qinglan froze for a moment, "What new family?"

Then my heart skipped a beat, couldn't it be that Li Shusheng passed away unexpectedly just after he came back? ? ? ?

The colleague wondered: "You don't know yet? When you reported on your job, I saw that the mortal in your family is going to marry the emperor's princess. After they get married, they will move into the princess mansion. There are regulations in our office. Your mansion is not something you can go to as an intern Stove Lord, it is the work of senior seniors. So you will go to the new family?"

Zhang Qinglan was completely stupefied, he stood blankly, he couldn't stand still and swayed a few times, the fairy hurriedly supported him, not knowing what was wrong with him, and suddenly remembered the gossip in the sky recently, his complexion changed After a few changes, I secretly gave myself a few words in my heart, and said in a hurry: "I have to leave beforehand, take care, fairy friend!"

Zhang Qinglan had no time to take care of other things, so she naturally didn't notice the abnormality of this colleague's mood changing so quickly.

He never expected that he wanted Li Yuanqin to stand out as the number one scholar, but in the end he would be handed over to others.

Zhang Qinglan was dazed and didn't know what to say, she wanted to cry but felt very uncomfortable, her heart was empty as if she had lost something.

He will never see Li Yuanqin again.

This cognition made him suffer. He didn't know why he was so uncomfortable. He only knew that if he could do it all over again, he would never want new clothes, nor would he want any delicious food. If people ridicule, let them laugh, what is it, he can bear it and ignore it.

He looked down at his red shirt, tears pooled in the center of his eyes, did they fall, soaked his clothes, and turned into a small ball of dark red.

I don't want it anymore, I don't want anything else, I just want to study with you.

I want to see you read books, I want to see you write poems, I want to see you do nothing, so I just watch you.

Even if you get married, I'll bear it if it's a big deal. I will never write a bad word about you in the book of good and evil.

I can not let it go.

But now he has no chance.

For better or worse, the name Li Yuanqin will never appear in Zhang Qinglan's Book of Good and Evil.

Zhang Qinglan hid in the corner, squatted down and began to cry.

Li Shusheng, it doesn't matter if you live well, I know that as long as you live well, in this life, in the next life, and in the next life, as long as you live well.

I don’t suffer any more, as long as you live well, I have nothing else to ask for.

I'm too stupid to do anything well, and I'm sure I can't bring you good luck either.

If there is an afterlife, don't meet a useless Stove Lord like me again.