You look so beautiful with the electric drill

Vegetable chickens will become chicken kings, but bald heads will not grow hair.

So cherish vegetable chickens and bald heads.

——— bald

It's not too late for Zhu Ranzhi to get home. After taking a bath and eating snacks with his son, he looked up at the clock placed on the glass table. It was at the end, and the blue numbers kept changing.

"It's already 09:30." Zhu Ranzhi yawned, walked into the room, yelled a Coke, and threw himself on the bed without closing the door.

He took out his mobile phone, and as expected, Comrade Niududou sent a regular update message, followed by Lao Feishang's message.

How should I put it, he has never had a serious relationship at the age of 27.But there is an indescribable feeling when he is still in the relationship with Lao Fei.

After turning on the standby computer, he agreed to the YY friend application sent by Lao Feishang, and then opened the game.

At this time, Coke obediently walked into the room with her own small cup in her mouth, and closed the door smoothly.

Seeing this, Zhu Ranzhi put on his earphones and said, "Leave a space for Dad, I can't squeeze you when I grow up so big."

Coke: "Wow." (I'm not that big)

After covering his ears, Lao Feishang's voice came over, "You have to get ready tomorrow."

Zhu Ran didn't know why, but Lao Feishang quickly changed the subject, and asked Zhu Ranzhi softly whether he wanted to line up with him in two or four.

Lao Feishang was actually worried about Zhu Ranzhi agreeing to play games with him and live broadcasting.It can be seen that Zhu Ranzhi is not the type who likes to interact with strangers very much.

As a boyfriend, he wants to accompany Zhu Ranzhi, but he also hopes that he can have fun.

There is also a little selfishness, that is, I want people who really like me to see my so-called small achievements.

Zhu Ranzhi became very bold, "Four rows, I'll just listen to you, and you can't just play with me."

Lao Feishang was a little surprised at this moment, "Don't you like playing with strangers?"

"Who said that, I'm just afraid that my uncle's chicken king and domineering spirit will hurt others."

Of course it's not that he doesn't like it, he's just cowardly.Learn about social phobia.

This answer made Lao Feishang dumbfounded, and said, "If you feel uncomfortable, just tell me, do you hear me?"

"Yes, yes, old lady."

After Zhu Ranzhi sent his ID to Lao Feishang, he took a sip of iced Coke to refresh himself.

"You worry more than my mother."

Zhu Ranzhi joked that he just wanted to say that Lao Fei was so worried at such a young age.

Lao Feishang was not angry, instead he teased Zhu Ranzhi, "I worry about you? It should be me who worries about you. Respect the old and love the young."

After he finished speaking, Zhu Ranzhi blushed in such an amusing tone.

Zhu Ranzhi felt that he couldn't be so passive. He could have written countless CP romance bosses, with poor writing skills but big brains.

The power of romance does not admit defeat. (something seems wrong)

Just as he was thinking of words, Lao Fei was still talking to the other two.

"I'll bring a friend," Lao Fei said before pulling Zhu Ranzhi into the game room and YY.

There were two people in the room getting ready, and when Zhu Ranzhi came in, they all introduced themselves.

The person in the bathrobe: "Hello, you can call me a bear, hahahahahaha."

The bra: "You can call me seaweed, don't be restrained, hahahahahaha."

Piggy: "Hahahaha, what are you laughing at?"

Lao Feishang snorted coldly before saying, "Leave them alone."

Zhu Ranzhi didn't think too much about it. In fact, there were not many people who could bring Lao Feishang over to play, and it was the first time to bring a friend.

No. 2, who called himself a bear, wailed: "Fuck, why did you pick a small map!!"

Seagrass No. 3 chased others and threw apples, while gloating, "Hahahahaha who told you to attack Brother Lao yesterday."

"What can I do! Someone bought Lao Lao's life with a lobster!"

The bear yelled, at this moment Zhu Ranzhi laughed out loud, "Is he worth a lobster?"

He had seen a lobster costing 100 yuan before.

Seagrass agreed, "That's right, brother Lao is worth a rainbow!"

"Okay, okay, stop blowing, the more you blow, the more numb my scalp will be!"

As for Lao Feishang, he didn't make a sound, he just said to Zhu Ranzhi during the parachute jump, "You and I are on the same team, Seagrass and Bear, don't lose it."

Zhu Ran knows that if he refuses to accept it, he will not get lost as a pig man!

In fact, these four people all jumped from two buildings in the same place, and a group of people fell from the top of the building at the same time.

"Wow! Seaweed, you stole my frying pan!"

"Get lost! I saw this first! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Lao Feishang was used to this kind of farce, so he took great care of Zhu Ranzhi, and never forgot to go to Zhu Zhu to give him equipment.

"Is anyone buying the lives of these two people, two lives for one lobster?"

After he said a word indifferently, the lively two people over there fell silent instantly.

"Brother Lao, I was wrong."

"Metooooo."

"Ah."

Zhu Ranzhi thought the two were funny, wanted to talk but restrained himself.

My skills are so-so, and I don't have any requirements for guns, so I like to pick up first-aid kits.

But the point Lao Feishang chose is exactly in the middle of the safe zone, so there is no need to run poison.

"Wait a minute, piggy, there's someone over there."

After Lao Feishang spoke, Zhu Ranzhi heard footsteps.

Zhu Ranzhi: Scared.

"Where are you?"

"I'm here to pick you up, here are the stairs, people are at the landing on the third floor, be careful, I'll come up slowly."

"Ok."

Zhu Ran knew that she was confident now, and tried to look outside with her head.

But what he didn't know was that Lao Feishang's barrage exploded.

"Who is number 4?"

"I haven't seen it before, brother Lao's attitude is wrong!"

"That's it."

The seaweed and the bear also understood, and they didn't get involved, so they touched the building next to them.

"It's too scary not to disturb other people's two-person world."

"Yes, especially Lao Feishang's. Desperate."

Zhu Ranzhi kept looking at the stairs, saw a man and shot wildly, and succeeded in 1 kill.

"Hello mother fucker."

He was shot in the head and didn't notice the stairs by the window.

"Fuck! Why is the pig gone!"

The seaweed and the bear barked.

"It's already 40 people, come on."

After Zhu Ranzhi switched to Lao Feishang's perspective, he began to eat potato chips and Coke.

As soon as Zhu Ranzhi said this sentence, Gou Xiong called out in a low voice: "Pig, pig, pig!"

"what!"

"Well, do you have a gun butt in your bag!"

Zhu Ranzhi thought for a while and said, "Yes."

"Is there a high power lens?"

"There are quadruples and sixfolds."

"Is there a bag!! I'm so poor!" Seaweed called.

"Have."

Zhu Ranzhi had nothing to say, so he took a sip of Coca-Cola to calm his shock.

When Lao Feishang went to the small building after his death to look at the people outside the safe zone, he only heard the conversation between Seaweed and Bear as if they were thieves.

Bear: "Wow (д)b."

Seaweed: "Whoa! Shh!"

Gou Xiong: "Pigs are really fat, wow, hissing."

Seagrass: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, level three packs three packs."

Zhu Ranzhi: "..."

Lao Feishang: "..."

Zhu Ranzhi silently put down the cup, wiped his hands with a wet towel, turned on the live broadcast that Lao Feishang said, and paid for his life.

"Fuck! What are you doing!"

"I'll send the wall!"

"Why did you send the wall!"

Zhu Ranzhi looked at each bullet screen seriously, "Buy your life, a wall buys the life of a bear and seaweed."

"You don't need to buy it! Just say it and I'll kill them both."

"It's okay," Zhu Ranzhi yawned, "I've given it anyway, so come on and eat chicken."

"Why are you so disobedient?"

Lao Feishang moved the mouse, looked in the direction of the two people, and ran there.

"Did you watch the barrage?"

The two didn't care and started chatting.

"Well, I saw it."

"So angry?"

Zhu Ranzhi immediately denied it. He has a good impression of bears and seaweeds. "No, they said I was bad, and I thought that if I worry about my skills because of their anger, my hairline will really get cold."

"Besides, this is the first time that I am so fat and still have someone to protect me."

The four of them played a few blunt games that night, and the tacit understanding gradually improved.

And Zhu Ranzhi fell asleep lying on the table.

And after dawn, he was sleeping soundly.

"Here——————"

"Boom, boom, boom——"

"Zgazgaziga————"

Zhu Ranzhi: Get ready for his grandma!