Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Xie Wuyan raised his eyebrows: "You really want to know?"

Zhu Quanze blinked his eyes, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Xie Wuyan hooked his fingers, and made a gesture of "then come here and talk quietly".Zhu Quanze immediately moved his head towards him, but Xie Wuyan flicked his forehead lightly with his index finger, and said with a low laugh, "I won't tell you, it's not suitable for children."

Zhu Quanze: "..."

"Okay, if you really want to try your luck, it's not impossible." Finally, Xie Wuyan let go, "But we have to sneak in."

A few days ago, Xie Tianshi swore that Master Zhu would take good care of Zhu Quanze and not let him run around as a monster in the Six Realms, but now Xie Wuyan reneged on his promise and became obsessed, and discussed with Boss Zhu how to sneak into the fairy world.

In case of being discovered, I am afraid that the next time I see my parents will not be so pleasant.

Although the coffin in Zhu Quanze's house is the entrance, the guards in the fairy world are notoriously strict. If you don't open the back door and don't accept bribes, it is completely impossible to get in the coffin swaggeringly.

Fortunately, as an Internet celebrity, Tuantuan is very familiar with various equipment in the Six Realms.Thanks to Tuantuan's blessing, Zhu Quanze got a camera that can "monitor" the guards of the fairy world through the gate of the fairy world.

Through that camera, Zhu Quanze found that the guard at the entrance of his own fairyland had a dignified Chinese character face, a spear and silver armor, and he was very majestic.

Immortals are immortals. They don’t eat or drink 24 hours a day.Zhu Quanze was tired of peeping on the coffin, and he hasn't blinked once.

Zhu Quanze instinctively felt that this lord guard might be difficult to deal with.

Therefore, he decided to throw Jiu Ling in to test it out first.Boss Zhu's plan is to use Jiuling to attract the attention of the guards, and once the other party takes the bait, he and Xie Wuyan will stick an invisibility amulet to smuggle out.

Because Jiu Ling himself misses the fairy world very much, he seduced him extremely hard-I saw it wagging its tail and twisting its hips, arching its back and hitting the fairy general's calf back and forth.The little black cat changed his usual stinky face, showing a cute and cute look, meowed softly twice, and suddenly lay down in front of the fairy general, with his feet on the ground, with a big face like "If you fall, you have to pat your hair or else" won't get up" posture.

Two useless shit shovelers called their son on the coffin through the camera——

"Twist harder!"

"Ears down! Butt up!"

"Blink, discharge it quickly!"

However, even though the little black cat twists in various poses and is so cute that it can pinch water, the gatekeeper has no interest in its furry belly.The gatekeeper kept a straight face from beginning to end, with words written in black and white on his face: "Then don't get up."

Jiuling said in his heart: "...day."

Seeing that the gatekeeper didn't care about him, Jiuling began to boldly walk towards the fairyland.But at the moment when its front paws crossed the line, the guard bent down, picked up the kitten, put it into the portal, and sent it back to the Zhuhuichun Hall.The guards knew that it was Zhuhuichuntang's kitten, and thought it was playful and accidentally dropped it.

After sending Jiuling away, the gatekeeper turned into a wooden stake again.

Zhu Quanze: "..." The smuggling plan 1.0 failed.

One plan fails, Xie Wuyan makes another plan.

He drew a paper figure, but this time the injection was not ghost energy, but the most common aura in the fairy world.The paper figurine is dressed up as a maid in the fairy court, with protruding front and back, with elegant clothes and a tea set for the emperor of the fairy world on the tray.She stepped forward and said with a smile that Brother Xianjun had worked hard guarding the gate, and Grandpa Sun of the King of Medicine was sympathetic to everyone, and gave tea for strengthening the body, nourishing the kidney and nourishing qi, or take a sip to quench your thirst.

Of course, this is not some kind of tea for strengthening the body, invigorating the kidneys and nourishing qi, but Zhu Quanze's carefully revised version of "Qingxin Anshen San", which combines a large number of Lingqi pills and tranquilizing medicines. Upgraded version, pour it in one gulp, guarantee unconsciousness.

However, despite Xie Wuyan's paper man's winking eyes and all kinds of coquettish attitudes, the gatekeeper's eyes were fixed and he was as immobile as a mountain, and just said: "It's worth it, no need."

Really upright.

Xie Wuyan: "..." Smuggling Plan 2.0 failed.

"I don't suck cats, I don't like women..." Zhu Quanze paced back and forth, "Is there something he is interested in?"

Thinking about it, I wish the boss suddenly made a living——

In the dead of night, a book fell from the sky and hit the gatekeeper on the forehead.

The gatekeeper looked down, and it turned out to be an 18r short|porn|porn|comic between the immortal king and the boss of the underworld.He hurriedly raised his head, wondering if this is a courier package?Or, has the portal broken recently?Why do you miss something all day long...

However, the colorful cover just entered his mind as if it was scalded on the guard's retina, and he couldn't get it out of his mind - Xianjun was blindfolded by black cloth, his hands were tied behind his back, and he was biting a blood-red Manshu plant in his mouth. Sha Hua's chin was raised, and his Adam's apple and collarbone were stretched into a beautiful curve.His body is like a pure white canvas, even if the man in black stretches out his dry bones and paints with his hands, leaving countless blues and reds on it.

The gatekeeper couldn't bear his little pounding heart, glanced at the script Two Lions marked on the cover, and couldn't help turning another page.

Zhu Quanze saw that the gatekeeper had finally been successfully attracted attention, quickly called Xie Wuyan, pasted an invisibility talisman, and sneaked across.The luggage had already been packed, and Zhu Quanze knew that it would not be easy to come to the Immortal World, so he planned to stay for a while.

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The fairy world can be divided into three classes. The top one is called "Three Purity Realm". It is the place where Yuanshi Tianzun and Jade Emperor God stay. No one is allowed to enter without a summons.The middle layer is called "Xuanqing Realm", and it is the residence of quite cultivated immortal officials - such as Jiutian Xuannv, Medicine God Sun Simiao and others.If Qingxuan hadn't annoyed the Jade Emperor to be kicked out back then, he would still be living in the Xuanqing Realm now.

As for the entrance to the coffin of the Zhuhuichun Hall, it leads to the lowest level of the "Glass Color Realm", which is also the most crowded and lively place in the Immortal Realm.The Liuli Color| Realm gathered many merchants from the Six Realms, stowaways who sneaked in, and some little immortals who had just become immortals or had low mana, such as Grandpa Ginseng in the courtyard of Zhuhuichun Hall.

Fortunately, the legendary spring is in the Liuli color world, otherwise it would not be so easy for the hungry monkey baby to enter.

According to the rumors, the Lingquan is located in the most remote desert in the Liuli world - "Death Sea".The sand dunes in the sea of ​​death are changing rapidly, and even the old drivers often get lost and trapped in it. However, because there are many precious plants and minerals hidden in the desert, the merchants of the six worlds pursue huge profits, and they are not afraid of hardships and dangers.

As soon as Xie Zhu and the two entered the Glazed Color Realm, they went straight to the last oasis near the Sea of ​​Death.This is the territory of stowaways and merchants from the Six Realms. Because it is too remote, the guards of the Immortal Realm don't bother to take care of it.Although the oasis sparrow is small, it has all kinds of internal organs, including inns, taverns, and various shops.

In the tavern, Zhu Quanze asked around for this spiritual spring.After chatting with several experienced merchants from the Six Realms, Zhu Quanze realized that just as Xie Wuyan said—the rumor is really an illusory thing.

Previously, in Boss Zhu's imagination, the spirit spring in the fairy world was water that melted into ice, which was extremely holy and noble.However, this "moving spiritual spring" itself is not a spring, but a desert plant called "Sand Snake Peng".

From the surface, it looks like a flat tuft of grass, like a group dyed with green explosive heads and cut off the lower half, but when placed underground, the roots of the sand snake canopy are extremely deep and long, up to several meters long. Ten meters, plunged into the underground river in the desert to absorb water.

Therefore, sometimes the underground river is shallow, and travelers only need to dig along the root system of the sand snake to meet the water, which is the legendary "spring eye".But sometimes the underground river is too deep to dig water, and the traveler can chew the leaves of pomegranate to quench his thirst.In late summer and early autumn, it also produces fleshy fruit with a rich juice.

In the desert, this grass is a lifesaver.

A long, long time ago, there was a plant called Snakeweed that suddenly cultivated spiritual consciousness, and it began to walk in the desert with its "long legs".Over the years, the sand snake plant has rescued many lost travelers, and finally its merits and virtues are perfect, and it ranks in the fairy world.

But Yipengcao has low spiritual power after all, so he can only stay in the glazed world, and it is difficult to go further.Sand Shepeng missed its desert in the world, and simply moved the place it walked to the fairyland, and this is how the sea of ​​death came into being.

This is the real body of Lingquan—a pile of sand and grass connected to an underground river, not a moving spring.

Boss Zhu frowned when he heard this, thinking that no matter how you listen to this story, it seems that it has nothing to do with "scaring away the number one bully Hungry Monkey Baby in Jiuyou Hell". Blindly falling into the net is a sure thing.

The businessman from the Six Realms waved his hand to Zhu Quanze with a smile: "Little brother, I think you have just come to the Sea of ​​Death to seek gold, right? There are not many people who ask about this spring now, and your news is lagging behind."

"Back then they made this spring so magical," the businessman clicked his tongue twice. "In the end, they pulled out a weed and poked a small quagmire."

Zhu Quanze: "..." Why is the development of the plot different from what he imagined.

Speaking of which, the businessman took out a handful of colorful stones from his bag to play with. They looked like colored glass and were really beautiful: "Hey, this is what is in the desert gold rush now. It sells very well in the demon world and the world. Brother, if you If you want to make money, I suggest you stop thinking about Lingquan spring water, and dig this stone instead."

Zhu Quanze was not interested in reselling stones, so he thanked the merchant with a smile.

He and Xie Wuyan left the tavern and walked around the oasis.Xie Wuyan seemed to have expected such a result a long time ago, and asked Zhu Quanze calmly: "Do you still want to find a spring?"

Zhu Quanze curled his lips and said that it would be great if he could find the spring that repelled the hungry monkey babies back then. At least he could ask him what he should do.

"Here," Xie Wuyan pointed to the side of the road, "That kind is the sand snake canopy."

Zhu Quanze looked at the lump of green hair on the ground, and suddenly fell into confusion—because the ground near the oasis seemed to be full of this kind of grass, but only the one who scared away the hungry monkey babies back then was the one who held the fairy book and the real one. Lingquan.

However, with such a huge sea of ​​death and so many sand snake canopies, where would he find them?

Zhu Quanze took a few steps forward, squatted down beside the pile of sand snakes, and observed carefully.But I don't know if Sha Shepeng also felt something, and suddenly moved back a few steps.

Zhu Quanze took a few steps forward, and Sha Shepeng took a few steps back.

Zhu Quanze: "..."

He suddenly stretched out his hand and touched the "green head" of Sand Shepeng, who would have thought that the lump of grass was buried in the sand just like a living animal.

Zhu Quanze exerted a little strength in his hands, and pulled the sand snake out of the ground again.I saw a long root system dragging under the green exploding head, with two wireless earphones plugged into the root system's ears. It was closing its eyes and shaking its head intoxicated.

Zhu Quanze: "..." So the wireless earphones have already been sold to the fairy world?

He poked Gen Shi's belly, Sha Shepeng took off an earphone, and opened his eyes: "What's the matter, baby?"

The volume of the Shashepeng earphones is not low, and Zhu Quanze listened to the rhythmic drum beats coming out of it: "Like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed~ blowing with the wind~" [1]

The sand snake canopy dances with the rhythm, its roots, beards and hairs.