porridge for two

On the evening of September 9th, at Qingfeng Campus Internet Cafe.

Rows of machines are next to each other in the hall, even though it is cold in autumn, but with so many machines, the air is still a bit stuffy.

"Dididi, cough, cough..."

As soon as Xie Xiuping logged into his own account, a friend window popped up, showing that "Gouzi" had been added as a friend.

Xie Xiuping glanced at the name and number, and dragged it to the friend category.

Lan Shang: Are you online?

Gouzi: Yes! After 10 o'clock, is there still a machine?

Lan Shang: It's in the lobby!The administrator said that the private room will be vacant later, and they will be transferred in later.

Gouzi: What games do you usually play?

Lan Shang: We natives don't play games, we only play with mud!

Lan Shang: Why don't you play games first, we can talk later?

Gouzi:? ? ?

Lan Shang: Many classmates and friends are online.The main reason is that I seldom go online, and everyone hasn't had a good chat since I came to school.I will chat with them.

Gouzi: I feel abandoned.

Lan Shang: Hehe!I will rub mud with you later!

……

After playing two games with Ai Nan, Su Zeyu noticed that Xie Xiuping's profile picture suddenly went dark, and after a few minutes, it turned on again.

Gouzi: In the private room?

Lan Shang: Two private rooms just happened to be vacant, otherwise we would have to stay in the lobby all night.It's past 12 o'clock, everyone who wants to leave has left, and most of the people left want to stay overnight.

Gouzi: It’s good to have a private room!Prepare more water and dry food, ghosts will be hungry and thirsty in the second half of the night.

Lan Shang: There are some for sale inside.When Sihuo wanted to come, he made preparations and had enough food and drink.

Gouzi: That's good!

Gouzi: Do you want to rub mud?

Lan Shang: Take it easy!Later, when the son asked his dad how he could play wave games, his dad said he could only play with mud. Would this make his son look down on his peers?

Gouzi: Hehe!So you mean what games do you play or have you played?

Lan Shang: I know a lot, just list a few here!

Lan Shang: Hitting cock feet, rolling hoops, playing marbles, pulling slingshots, spinning tops, playing cards, walking on stilts... ouch, there are too many.

Gouzi: Sudden seriousness!

Lan Shang: You see, stilts can be regarded as a kind of folk culture, spinning a top is considered a fitness exercise in the city, and playing cock feet has also been included as one of the expansion projects of some companies. I won’t talk about the others one by one. Which one? It's not about being tall, which one isn't about strengthening the body and benefiting the body and mind?

Gouzi: Spinning top, there are people smoking in the Grand Cross Square every day, but what the hell is beating a cock? ? ?

Lan Shang: Actually, I didn’t know the spinning top before. Our name is g-anl-uo. I can’t type it because there is no such spelling!Ha ha!

Lan Shang: Cockfighting is also called cockfighting.Wait, haha, I'll find a picture for you and you'll know it. Maybe you know it too, but the way of saying it is different.

Lan Shang: The picture was sent successfully!

Xie Xiuping sent a picture of beating a cock's foot.

Gouzi: Uh, I really haven't seen it.Too lazy to type, voice it!

Lan Shang: Let's watch it!The camera in the lobby did not have video installed, but there are videos in the private rooms.

As soon as Xie Xiuping's message was sent, Su Zeyu's voice request came.

"Hello! Hello! Can you hear me?" Xie Xiuping took the voice and tried the microphone.

"Yes!" Su Zeyu's voice came.

"I thought you could play videos!" Xie Xiuping thought that Su Zeyu would propose a face-to-face first.

"I'm afraid I'm too ugly and dark for you!" Su Zeyu said lazily.

"I can bear it!" Xie Xiuping smiled.

"If I lied to you, would you still want to see me?" Su Zeyu was a little tangled, stretching out his head and retracting his head was also a stab, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

"What can you lie to me? If you want money but you don't have money, you want money but you don't have money. Is it possible that you still want to rob yourself and cheat yourself?" Xie Xiuping didn't know why Su Zeyu said that suddenly.

You are really right!But Su Zeyu didn't dare to say it.

"Just answer my question!" Su Zeyu urged to return to the topic.

"Since you didn't cheat money, and you didn't cheat money, I absolve you of your innocence for being so proactive and surrendered!" Xie Xiuping really didn't know what he would lie to himself.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your magnanimity! Could Your Majesty please come to the humble house tomorrow? Uh, no, I will go to the bedroom to welcome you." Su Zeyu smiled, hoping that he could forgive himself so easily tomorrow.

"Yes!" Xie Xiuping replied.Going around the city on National Day, it is good to have a guide.

"Then I'll pick you up from the dormitory at 10:[-]?" Su Zeyu asked.

"Hmm! Okay! Unit 12, Unit 5, Building 305." Xie Xiuping chatted with Su Zeyu and Gao Yuanyang at the same time.

"Okay!" There was the clicking sound of the keyboard, and Su Zeyu was also typing on the keyboard.

Annan: What's the matter?Has your iris made an appointment yet?

Gouzi: It's an appointment.It's just too quiet and smooth, I'm afraid it's the calm before the storm!

Annan: Hey!Why don't you say it's the darkness before dawn?

Gouzi: Hey!Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover it!

Gouzi: When will Wen Bin arrive?You guys should keep a low profile then!Don't be too high-profile, I'm afraid he will be caught in the dark!

Annan: Hey!You haven't even reached the starting point of the marathon yet?

Gouzi: No!I went to the station to pick him up as a senior brother, and I called him as a stranger. I don’t know if he would turn around and leave when he knew I was lying to him, and he would ignore me.

Annan: Bear the sins you have done yourself!

Gouzi: Take your time!Take care of yourselves and don't make trouble!

……

"Just now?" Su Zeyu chatted with Ai Nan for a while, but there was no voice or typing on the keyboard, so he asked.

"It's just to study the campus network and find out the latest news." Xie Xiuping's voice came, and Su Zeyu's keyboard sound kept coming, and he asked again: "Are you playing games or chatting?"

"Talking, playing, and talking! Hehe!" A deep and sexy voice came, scratching his ears. "The National Day holiday is quite long, do you have any ideas about how to look like a wave?"

"Just go around the city!" Xie Xiuping chuckled, dimples appeared on his face. "When a country bumpkin comes to the city, the clothes are very fresh! The clothes are very strange!"

"Okay! Then go around!" Su Zeyu replied lazily.

"Want to act like a prostitute next?" Su Zeyu played the game again.

"I'm still studying the campus network!" Xie Xiuping said.

"Just a broken net, you can still research a flower!" Su Zeyu couldn't help laughing.

"Natives have their own ideas, you don't understand!" Xie Xiuping ignored him.

"Are you sleepy or not, just lie down when you are sleepy?" Su Zeyu asked.

"Ah? What time is it?" Xie Xiuping glanced at the time, it was midnight. "I didn't do anything either! If you're sleepy, go to sleep, don't accompany me! I'm watching a movie, if you're sleepy, just lean in, and when the dormitory opens, go back to the dormitory."

"You are serious. But I often stay up late to play games, so you don't care about me." Su Zeyu said.

6:25 in the morning.

Lan Shang: The dormitory door is about to open, so I'll get out.

Lan Shang: 886!

After waiting for 1 minute, there was still no notification sound, so Xie Xiuping went offline and went back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep.