When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

"Changing clothes, the guests outside are still waiting."

Chi Yu lightly pecked his cheek and scratched his chin with his index finger.

Tan Yan felt that his head must be smoking, what did he just say?

Tick, tick what?

His brain must be broken.

Seeing that he was still reluctant to raise his head, Chi Yu said, "Don't rely on trying to get me to like you, just be willful."

Who cares that you like it!

I really wish I had a bottle of detergent and a steel wool ball to wash my mind.

Black history! !

Half of Tan Yan's blushing face was buried in his arms.

He didn't dare to face Chi Yu at all.

"Why don't you go out first, I'll come right after I change it..."

Chi Yu said: "Who knows if there will be a second 'East King', I am not at ease."

Tan Yan didn't dare to take off his clothes in front of him, and hugged his knees pitifully, trying to defend his country with this defenseless posture.

Chi Yu: "Could it be that the queen wants me to change it for you personally?"

"..." Why are you obsessed with me changing clothes?

You porno.

Chi Yu shook his head helplessly: "Tsk, since it's Zitong's request, then I will reluctantly change it for you."

As he spoke, he put his hands on Tan Yan's neckline.

Tan Yan quickly grabbed his hand and begged, "I dare not bother you, I will do it myself, I will do it myself..."

Chi Yu withdrew his hand, still standing in front of him firmly as a rock: "Change it."

Tan Yan raised his eyelids and glanced at him, pretentiously bargaining: "Your Majesty, I'm shy, you can't change it just looking at me."

The corner of Chi Yu's mouth curved slightly: "It's not impossible."

Listening to this means that there are conditions?

Tan Yan tentatively asked: "You mean..."

Chi Yu slightly raised his eyebrows: "When asking for help, you should show enough sincerity."

Oh, I understand what you said.

Power trade.

I have no right, only lust.

Tan Yan's face, which had just subsided from the fever, became hot again. He looked around and said to it: "How about I sing you a song, a hymn of loyalty?"

Chi Yu: "..."

She really shouldn't have forgiven him so quickly.

If you really give three points of color, you dare to open a dyeing workshop.

Seeing that his face was cold, Tan Yan hurriedly said, "Yes, how about I give you a massage to relax..."

Chi Yu's face darkened completely: "Change quickly, I'll wait for you outside the door."

Tan Yan nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, change it right away!"

Chi Yu walked away, Tan Yan watched him close the door with his own eyes, and the tense limbs gradually loosened.

The tense curling up for a long time made his limbs stiff and stretched unnaturally.

"call……"

Three times, five times, two times, strip off the dirty clothes, and quickly put on clean ones.

While changing, I recalled the conversation that was so embarrassing that I wanted to dig into a hole just now.

Tan Yan suddenly realized that Chi Yu's question was very shocking.

First question the relationship between him and Concubine De, and the scene of messing around with all the concubines, and then doubt the reason why Tan Haiyan and Tan Fu got through that night smoothly.

These are things that have happened long ago. As the person involved, he has seen it with his own eyes, and he has never doubted it before.

Looking over old accounts now, something must have happened in the middle.

Could it be that Chi Yu knew that he was a man, as he had guessed?

Tan Yan stopped buttoning his buttons.

Here comes the problem, if Chi Yu is crooked, then he is trying to pull himself into sex.

To do or not to do, that is the question.

What a good girl, why do you want to be gay.

This guy Chi Yu really doesn't know how to be blessed.

Tan Yan thought of the group of beautiful girls in the palace, and the image of being besieged and played with that day suddenly appeared in his mind.

If you replace yourself in the picture with Chi Yu.

……

It doesn't seem to be a good thing either.

and many more.

What if Chi Yu doesn't know my real gender, and those words just now are just deceiving me?

Tan Yan frowned in thought.

There was a knock on the door: "Are you ready?"

Tan Yan quickly fastened the last two buttons: "Here we come."

The atmosphere of the banquet that followed could only be described as lifeless, and most of the officials had no good looks.

After secretly ridiculing a few words, they broke up unhappy.

The princess won a big victory, not only humiliating a group of noble officials, but also extorting a large gift money.

And the time to enter the palace is set at ten days later.

Among the four concubines, the position of Concubine Shu is waiting.

Tan Yan paid special attention to Tan Haiyan's expression when he left the Hall of Eternal Heroes.

Full of hatred and determination to win.

This girl hasn't given up yet.

Fantasizing about entering the palace and controlling the government with him is too crazy.

Leaving aside Tan Yan's own disinterest in government affairs, being a manager in the past was exhausting enough, let alone managing a country.

Furthermore, he would never talk about orthopedics with the Haiyan siblings.

In the end, he refused to be a puppet of Tanwen Dian.

"What is the queen in a daze for?"

Tan Yan rolled his eyes at him, I was obviously thinking about something.

"Let's go back to Qifeng Palace." Chi Yu took his hand and walked towards the chariot.

Tan Yan learned at the banquet just now that the princess was allowed to stay in the palace to raise the baby because she was pregnant, so she didn't have to travel back and forth inside and outside the palace.

"Aren't you going to accompany the princess?"

Chi Yu turned her head and stared at him: "You want me to accompany her?"

The bright candlelight behind him made his face half bright and half dark, like a right or wrong question, waiting for someone to choose.

Tan Yan smiled faintly, and chose the dark side: "She is pregnant now, and she must be a little shy when she enters the palace for the first time."

Chi Yu's face turned slightly to one side, completely covered by the light: "You really think about her, don't you...you treat every woman so tenderly?"

His facial features were suddenly clear, puzzled eyes and smiling lips.

Tan Yan was stunned, and pulled out a high-sounding reason: "I am the empress, and I should give justice to every concubine in the palace."

Chi Yu stuffed him into the chariot: "It makes sense."

Tan Yan asked: "Then you are going to the princess now?"

When Chi Yu bent over and sat in, he told the accompanying Yingfu: "Xifeng Palace."

Tan Yan was stunned: "Wait, didn't you just say..."

Chi Yu sneered: "I am relieved by the generosity of the empress. However, since the empress said that the rain and dew should be shared, let's start with you."

Tan Yan: "..."

Can you not engage in foundation?I heard it hurts.

Chi Yu said suddenly: "Don't be afraid of pain, I know it's your first time, so I will definitely be more gentle."

Can we stop talking about this, why do you know what I'm thinking?

Chi Yu continued: "Remember last time, the imperial doctor diagnosed you as pregnant, and I interrogated them?"

"Remember..." I remember those four strange appearances clearly.

But Chi Yu didn't want to talk to him about the appearance of the four imperial physicians.

He said: "At that time, they gave me two things. It is said that the effect of the medicine is first-class, and it is very comfortable. The queen does not need to feel pain."

? ? ? ?

Tan Yan's heart was flustered, he rubbed his hands between his knees, and suggested: "Princess, tonight..."

Chi Yu stared at him with piercing eyes, and suddenly pressed him on the soft couch, directly gagged his mouth.

"Hmm..." Tan Yan's eyes widened in confusion.

The man's powerful breath locked him in all directions, and his strong chest made him dare not move.

The domineering entanglement between the noses is an aura that will never allow resistance.

After a while, Chi Yu pinched his lips and said in a hoarse voice, "From now on, I will keep your mouth shut and you are not allowed to speak."

"..." Tan Yan gasped for breath with difficulty, his hands had nowhere to rest, and he was at a loss for what to do.

Chi Yu held his waist, turned around vigorously, and sat him on her body.

Chi Yu let go of his hands, and Tan Yan's body suddenly fell backward due to the inertia of the carriage moving forward. He was so frightened that he quickly wrapped his arms around Chi Yu's neck.

The bodies of the two were pressed against each other tightly, feeling each other's rising temperature again.

Tan Yan gritted his teeth: "You..."

Before the "meaning" could be said, the mouth was pinched again.

"I told you, you are not allowed to speak." Chi Yu put one arm around his waist, and pinched his ankle with the other hand.

The two parts are the same slender, but the touch is not the same.

The waist is soft and tough, and the ankle bones are smooth.

Feeling the unbridled upward movement of the palms, and something growing more and more present between the buttocks.

Tan Yan panicked and struggled to get out of the car. He ran for eighteen thousand miles, but no one could find him.

"Don't move!" Chi Yu snorted, pressed his forehead against his chest, and tried his best to suppress his panting.

Tan Yan went to break the arm that was holding him, but found that the arm was like a locked steel ring, tightly welded.

"Let's discuss it, shall we?" Tan Yan's voice could not help but beseech.

"To shut up!"

"Don't be like this, let's talk about something, how about tonight..."

"To shut up!!"

"Chi Yu! You..." Tan Yan couldn't say another word.

My little brother was arrested and severely detained.

Exploded, exposed...

The little brother was then subjected to rough interrogation, reckless detention and vicious detention.

The whole process does not pull a single one.

In the end, tears of repentance behind bars were shed.

"Hmm..." Tan Yan clenched his teeth, but still couldn't help letting out a low moan, which was drowned in the sound of the wheels.

His limp body urgently needs a support, but fortunately, this support is within reach.

He has no choice but to cling to it.

The weak legs had slight spasms, and when they first landed, they couldn't even stand.

Chi Yu picked him up by the waist, and got off the chariot with a steady pace, but the pace was a little hasty.

Ying Fu just called out: "Your Majesty..."

He fell behind by a large distance, and the hard-working chief manager hurried to catch up.

But, why does His Majesty walk faster than me with someone in his arms? ? ?

Could it be that I have eaten too much lately and gained weight?

Yingfu can't help but fall into deep self-doubt.

The servants on duty in Qifeng Palace saw the emperor coming in with the empress in his arms, walking hurriedly with a gloomy expression.

For a moment, I thought something important happened to the queen, so I hurriedly reported it layer by layer.

Hongying, who was still busy in the dormitory, and the two nuns were scared out of their wits when they heard this.

Hurry up and tidy up all kinds of small toys that are piled up on the bed, tables and chairs.

The three of them just discussed that they must give the empress a "love education" tonight.

Unexpectedly, this person went away wholeheartedly, and came back with damage.

As a result, before the things were packed, the emperor rushed in like lightning.

The three of them turned into wooden figures in fright, motionless, and the small toys they held in their hands fell to the ground.

A small hollowed-out ivory ball rolled to Chi Yu's feet with a "gululu".

There seems to be a bell hidden inside, the sound is crisp, "Dang Dang" ringing.

Tan Yan: ...

You three pig teammates! ! !

The author has something to say: Author: Let's talk about tears behind bars.

Tan Yan: Refused

Chi Yu: If you want to talk about this, I won't be sleepy.

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It seems that you have offended a big shot, why don't you call off the engagement again?

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