When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Tan Yan felt like a civilian girl who was robbed by bullies on the street, pitiful, weak and helpless.

Who will rescue him! ! !

Rescue is impossible, the bully is powerful, and he is No. 1 on the top of the pyramid in the evil old society.

"Get out of here quickly!"

Tan Yan shrank his neck, obediently bowed his head to the evil forces.

It was hard to get out of the clutches of the devil in the morning, and in the blink of an eye, he returned to the scumbag in the afternoon.

Fate is so merciless to me!

Chi Han silently looked at Tan Yan's back as he walked away with difficulty, so lonely and helpless.

Perhaps because he couldn't bear it too much, his right hand still maintained an empty grip.

Seeing it in Chi Yu's eyes, Chi Yu became even colder.

So reluctant?

Lu Yurou was shocked for a moment and was speechless: "This, this is... why am I a little..."

The surrounding people who eat melons are also so shocked that they are about to drop their melons.

"Xueyan, he was called Xueyan just now, right?"

"The Tan family, is that the most famous Tan family in our business?"

"So this woman... is Tan Xueyan?!"

Lu Yurou first walked up to the emperor and saluted: "Yurou has seen His Majesty."

Chi Yu gave an indifferent "hmm": "The princess is polite."

Lu Yurou glanced at Tan Yan who was curled up beside him in a quail shape.

The raging fire of gossip in her heart made her finally muster up the courage to resist Chi Yu's indifferent pressure, and asked, "Your Majesty, this is..."

Chi Yu smiled coldly, and glanced at the end of his eyes, like an ice knife on Tan Yan's body: "Tell me, tell the princess who you are."

Tan Yan shrank back behind him again, wishing he could shrink himself into a small ball.

"That, that... I am..." I don't want to say my name at all.

"I am the queen..."

Chi Yu ruthlessly exposed him: "You are the queen, and you are also Tan Xueyan."

Tan Yan glared at him angrily, you are the only one who has a mouth, and you are the only one who can push him.

Lu Yurou felt that she had been hurt a ton, she pointed at Tan Yan angrily and said: "Then you just told me what your name is, Nicholas Yanyan, and what family you came from, you are too bad! You The liar!"

Damn, don't be like this, it's a public execution!

Old Tan Yan blushed, and he didn't want to see anyone again in his life.

Chi Yu looked at Tan Yan with a half-smile, "You have quite a lot of tricks in your mind."

The people who eat melons also gave timely comments and feedback on this incident.

"That's right, the queen is just that bad, as always, rain or shine."

"Her badness is like leeks, crop after crop, endless."

But there are also people who disagree.

"I didn't expect Tan Xueyan to be so good-looking..."

"She looks so petite and cute standing next to the tall Majesty, and the two are a good match."

"Looking like this is indeed a capital wave. If I have this face, I will also be a wave. From today on, I will become a fan of her passers-by."

"I turned to passers-by."

Tan Yan was startled, what about your morals?

Didn't you agree to hack me together, how can you give up your principles because of a skin!

Lu Yurou heard more and more voices praising Tan Yan around her, and became even angrier: "You still lied to me about the family rules that you have to wear scarves, you are too bad, too scheming!"

This is your fault, I just made a little joke with you, and you called me bad.

Tan Yan retorted: "I just didn't say my real identity, but how many bad things have you said about me, who is it?"

Lu Yurou was taken aback, what he said seemed to make sense.

But I am a dignified princess who doesn't want to lose face!

"I don't care, you lied to me first, everyone said you are bad! I will never play with you again!"

That's okay, don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you are beautiful!

If you scold me again, I am not Nicholas Yanyan, but Niu Gulu Yanyan!

Tan Yan threatened her: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language, do you still want to get mixed up when you enter the palace in the future?"

……belch?

Lu Yurou was stunned for an instant, yes, in the future, she will have to live under her hands when entering the palace.

Hey, bad woman!

The little girl ran away covering her face in grief and indignation.

Tan Yan: "..."

"Mom, look at the Queen's beauty, she's so domineering!"

"Being beautiful means being able to do whatever you want. I think I'm going to fall in love again."

"I'm in love too, I can!"

The thinking of the people of your country is really jumping, how can they be on the wall? !

Tan Yan despaired of this group of people who only looked at their faces.

Chi Yu grabbed his hand: "Have you had enough trouble?"

The desire to survive made Tan Yan nod his head severely.

Chi Yu: "If you've made a fuss enough, just get out of the way."

Okay, you are handsome, you have the final say, I will roll over right away.

Tan Yan walked towards the chariot with very spineless brisk steps.

Chi Han, who was silent for a long while, finally spoke out: "Your Majesty, Xueer just said that she was not feeling well, and she was probably injured. Please..."

"Please ask Dong Wang to call her queen." Chi Yu interrupted him mercilessly.

Chi Han paused, and his tone became a bit cold: "The empress seems to be injured, please Your Majesty call the imperial physician to treat her as soon as possible."

Chi Yu: "I understand, this trivial matter is not for the East King to worry about."

Tan Yan got on the chariot, and turned to look at the two people behind who were still talking.

The atmosphere didn't seem to be good, and they didn't know what the two were talking about.

There are veils and crystal curtains around the chariot, which blur the sight of the people eating melons outside.

He reluctantly salvaged Tan Yan's shame.

"I'm so unlucky, it made me feel embarrassed and cancerous, it's too shameful, so shameful!"

Not long after, the emperor returned to the chariot and sat down beside Tan Yan.

Tan Yan's posture was extremely upright, his face was lowered, his eyes and nose were watching his heart.

Be as cute as you can be.

Chi Yu lifted his chin and forced him to look at her.

"Last time it was a Soviet soldier, today it is Nicholas Yanyan, you have so many names."

Don't, don't say it, I am embarrassed that the cancer is approaching the terminal stage.

"Your Majesty, you, you have a really good memory, great! It's all my nonsense, forget about such insignificant things, forget about it!"

Chi Yu raised his chin again, and his tone was as cold as cold water: "What other name do you have, tell me together today."

Tan Yan was a little dazed, why did he suddenly get entangled in the issue of names today.

"Why, are you reluctant to tell me?"

There was some kind of deep emotion stirring in his long and narrow eyes, and there was even a tinge of red at the end of his eyes.

Tan Yan thought for a while, then said cautiously: "Actually, my real name is Tan Yan, that's the only one, really."

Chi Yu watched him silently for a while, and finally let go.

"Tan Yan is quite good. Remove the word Xue, Xue'er, Xue'er's, hypocritical and ugly."

Tan Yan: "..."

I'm sorry, I don't understand your point very well, but I'm an old man and I don't like being called Xue'er.

But it's not over yet.

Chi Yu asked again: "Do you want to marry Dong Wang?"

Boss, this is a proposition, I'm not stupid!

Tan Yan quickly put on a flattering smile: "No, no, no, I just want to marry you, and I'm already married to you, I will never look at another man again."

I talk about the manager as a 100% steel straight man, and he only has girls in his eyes, trust me.

Chi Yu finally nodded in satisfaction, and even softened his tone: "You have to remember what you said, I hate betrayal very much."

Tan Yan doggedly said: "Whatever you say is what you say, I have no two intentions."

Chi Yu looked at his rippling eyes, lively and affectionate.

Every time he stares seriously with these eyes, the unreserved sincerity makes him feel extremely satisfied.

is the desired and affirmed expectation.

However, His Majesty does not know that this is an advanced skill that real estate managers and wonderful clients have honed over time.

The beautiful name is: to give you the warmth of your home.

At this time, the emperor was still immersed in an inexplicable throbbing.

Tan Yan's heart was terrified by him, and his eyes couldn't help turning to other places.

Chi Yu pinched his face displeased.

Tan Yan was taken aback by his sudden move, and backed away in panic.

His terrified look reminded Chi Yu of the scene in the boudoir of the Tan Mansion last night when he fell to the ground and panicked.

Faint candles and tents, beautiful women are like jade.The cheeks are red and the breath is blue.

He just wanted to tease him last night, but he didn't expect that he could remember the taste of his lips so clearly.

Out of animal instinct, Tan Yan suddenly felt that the person in front of him was very dangerous, so he quickly moved his butt to the side.

thump—

I dare not move.

Tan Yan nervously looked at the hand that suddenly appeared beside his ear.

It was this hand that blocked his retreat and imprisoned him on the backboard.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, if you have something to say, speak it well, speak it well..."

Don't play wall-dong for nothing, it's scary.

Chi Yu: "I want to say it in another way."

Don't, you will regret it in the future, stop it!

Tan Yan wanted to cry without tears: "I, I ate a lot of garlic today, and also leeks, and... um..."

The latter words were completely blocked back.

The posture of the two of them sticking together, through the veil, formed an extremely ambiguous silhouette.

"My God, Your Majesty and the Queen are..."

"Ahhhhhhh, my heart can't take it anymore, hurry up, send me to the hospital!"

"I really want to rush in and see!"

"I kissed, actually kissed in public! It's so romantic!"

"The welfare of my big business is good. His Majesty not only gives us a feast of food, but also a feast of eyes. I will act in it with all my heart! I will act with all my heart!"

Tan Yan feels that he is a steam engine now, and he is about to be steamed.

So, so shameful!

Chi Yu pinched his cheek and said hoarsely, "Concentrate."

I can't concentrate on this scene!

Tan Yan turned his face away and wanted to run away, but was overpowered by someone again domineeringly.

"Don't, uh..."

His breathing was almost taken away, his limbs were also weak, and a thin layer of sweat broke out from the heat all over his body.

It was obvious that the outside world was so noisy, but the sound of water twitching between his lips and teeth still penetrated into his ears clearly.

"Fear not, open your mouth..."

The tingling sensation was layered on top of each other, and the body couldn't help shaking.

Tan Yan's mind was blank, and he was at the mercy of Chi Yu.

The two entangled themselves in the chariot.

At the rear of the convoy, there was also a person who clenched his fists tightly, and his nails dug into his palms.

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