When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

"Is there something in the soup?!"

As soon as he entered the door, Tan Yan questioned Chi Yu.

Chi Yu leaned on the edge of the door, a slight smile curled up on the corner of his mouth, his narrow and deep eyes were full of jokes: "Yes."

Tan Yan was furious: "Why didn't you tell me!"

When Tan Wendian tried his best to prevent Tan Haiyan from drinking the soup, his expression was very strange.

But at that time, he was angry and wanted to embarrass Tan Haiyan, so he ignored it.

It's so brain-twitching!

Tan Yan was very annoyed, but the most hateful thing was that the culprit of this incident was right in front of him.

It's all made by this scumbag.

Chi Yu immediately walked to the couch and sat down, raised his eyebrows lightly: "I hinted at you that you are the one who is greedy, who is to blame?"

Tan Yan recalled that when he wanted to drink soup for the first time, Chi Yu did suddenly ask him if he really wanted to drink it.

Thinking about it now, that sentence was a bit abrupt, but this kind of afterthought is meaningless.

What's more, I asked him several times at that time, but he kept pushing Tang over.

This guy definitely did it on purpose!

"Can't you make your words clear?! You must have done it on purpose!" After Tan Yan yelled this sentence, he felt hot all over his body, and there was an impulse in his heart that he only had after watching a love action movie.

"What's in the soup?"

Although he had guessed, Tan Yan still wanted to struggle.

Chi Yu propped his chin with his right hand so that he could look at him leisurely and smiled: "That's what you think."

Tan Yan's mouth felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly.

Is this the rhythm of falling off the horse? !

dying!

He looked at Chi Yu warily, moved slowly, and distanced himself from him.

Quickly showed a smirk: "Hehe... I guess it's something that strengthens the yang, hehe..."

Chi Yu's eyes moved with his movement.

It's like a playful viewing and teasing before a beast devours its prey.

"That's why I hate hot and dirty things the most. I don't know how many people have used this kind of low-level tricks to plot against me before. The mind of talking about prime ministers is still more effective in government affairs, but they want to play this kind of low-level tricks with me."

Tan Yan's hands behind his back were clenched into fists.

Sticky sweat oozes from the skin, the beating of the heart beats the eardrums frantically, and even the exhaled breath is scalding hot.

I feel so uncomfortable, I really want to vent...

The scumbag's face looks really good...

In my mind, I couldn't help but think of his good figure when we took a bath together, it must feel very...

stop!stop!

He's a straight man, not a gay man!

Tan Yan shook his head, swallowed hard, and forced himself to calm down.

At this time, Chi Yu suddenly stood up and walked towards him.

"You, what are you doing!" Tan Yan stepped back quickly, accidentally hooked his foot on the cabinet leg, stumbled and swayed twice before he managed to stabilize his figure.

Chi Yu's slender legs stepped towards him step by step, with his knuckle fingers resting on his waist.

Tan Yan was sweating profusely in panic: "Wait, wait a minute..."

The long belt fell on the ground, and Chi Yu slowly untied the handicap with his hands: "But I think the queen can't wait."

Tan Yan wanted to cry.

If he was a woman he would have done it, but he is a man!

"Don't take it off, don't take it off! We have something to talk about..."

As Chi Yu fiddled with his fingers, the placket of his clothes gradually opened, revealing his tough and firm chest covered with a thin layer of muscle.

"Okay, let's talk slowly on the bed."

Tan Yan staggered and fell to the ground, stepping back with his hands on the ground.

You've changed, bastard, you never slept with me before.

Chi Yu stretched out her long legs, and suddenly stepped on between his legs.

Tan Yan was shocked by him all of a sudden, and didn't dare to move any more.

What's more, when he saw the chest close at hand, he was half-covered and half-covered, and lost his resistance very spinelessly.

Beauty misleads people!

He could even hear himself swallowing clearly.

Chi Yu leaned over, long black hair drooping down, brushing Tan Yan's cheek, itching so much that he couldn't help shivering.

"You, stay away from me...can you..."

This man is so fucking good looking!I really want to throw myself down!

no no!I'm not gay, I still love girls!

Chi Yutao's long index finger raised his chin, forcing him to meet his eyes.

"The appearance of the queen is very cute."

Xiafei Dan dyed a face, with blurred and drunken eyes, red lips and tongue sticking out, really attractive.

Chi Yu pressed his thumb hard on his lips and crushed him hard.

The tip of his tongue touched his fingertips, Tan Yan was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his tongue.

Chi Yu turned his face slightly, and gradually moved closer to him, finally biting his lips.

Suddenly, he stopped attacking and quickly pulled the distance away from Tan Yan.

He heard footsteps.

"Tsk." Chi Yu stood up regretfully, pinched Tan Yan's cheek, and said, "It's a pity that Tan Haiyan has also been drugged. Based on what I know about Tan Xiang, there is a [-]% chance that he will send his daughter here. In the room, it's better to be careful."

Tan Yan regained consciousness a lot in an instant, and quickly stepped back a few steps.

He said angrily, "Then why don't you go!"

Chi Yu took out a small kit from his sleeve, poured out a pill, and stuffed it into Tan Yan's hand.

"Okay, stop teasing you, get the antidote. Don't miss me too much."

After finishing speaking, he opened the window at the back of the room and flipped out neatly.

Tan Yan saw that he left as soon as he said it, although it was strange, he was relieved in his heart.

Xiao Ming struggled again.

With trembling hands, he wanted to swallow the pill, but because of dazzled hands, the pill rolled away.

"Huh..." It's really troublesome.

Tan Yan had no choice but to crawl over to pick up the pills with his hands supporting his body.

As a result, as soon as he caught the pill, the door was suddenly opened, and then closed with a "bang".

Could it be that Chi Yu left and returned?

Tan Yan propped himself up to look, but saw that the person who came in turned out to be Tan Haiyan!

She was leaning against the door with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes, muttering to herself, as if she had gone mad.

Tan Yan stared at her dumbfounded, completely stunned in place.

It's really fucking true that Chi Yu hit it off, Tan Wendian's hot chicken really sent Tan Haiyan here.

Just when he was in a daze, Tan Haiyan, who had no restraints, finally released herself according to her heart.

Her eyes wandered around the room, and finally fell fiercely on Tan Yan.

Tan Yan felt a chill down his spine, feeling bad.

Tan Haiyan turned into an attacking giant and rushed over in a very strange posture.

Tan Yan was so frightened by her inhuman posture that he turned around to run, but was pushed to the ground by a "plop".

"Damn it! It hurts me to death, let me go!"

"Don't, don't kiss me, I'm your sister!"

"Bah, bah, I'm your brother, I'm your own brother!"

"Dead, dying!"

Tan Yan was terribly tortured, and he was still clutching the antidote tightly in his hand.

It was only when Tan Haiyan relaxed her attack that she was raped to the point where she quickly stuffed it into her mouth.

Tan Yan couldn't care less about pity for her, he kicked and kicked her to the ground.

Then he hurried to the dressing room next to the bedroom and quickly locked the door with the bolt.

Outside is Tan Haiyan's crazy shouts, and Tan Yan just wants to cry inside.

Tan Yan felt uncomfortable just now when he was rubbed all over his body, but his body was still on the verge of collapsing.

So he had no choice but to use Dafa to relieve himself while shedding humiliating tears.

Really too aggrieved, really too aggrieved!

He regretted it, he shouldn't have humiliated Tan Haiyan for a moment of pleasure.

Until the body was hollowed out in various senses, Tan Yan's mind finally returned to calm, and Tan Haiyan outside stopped calling.

Tan Yan dragged a pair of soft noodle-like legs, and walked out with half a step, holding on to the wall.

Sure enough, Tan Haiyan fell to the ground and fell asleep.

"Yaoshou..." Tan Yan slipped to the ground, physically and mentally exhausted.

But in the middle of the night, the dew is deeper, and lying on the ground will catch cold.

Tan Yan had no choice but to climb to the side of the bed and pull a quilt down, covering Tan Haiyan's body.

And he himself was so tired that he fell asleep next to her.

……

In the early morning, Tan Yan was awakened by a scream that pierced the eardrum.

He opened his eyes impatiently, and before he could fully see the form in front of him, he was slapped hard on the face.

"Tan Xueyan! What did you do to me last night?!"

Tan Yan sat up in a daze, frowning and looking at the woman with chicken nest head in front of her.

After careful identification for a long time, I could distinguish her facial features.

It turned out to be talking about sea geese.

Crazy memories of last night flooded into Tan Yan's mind, causing Tan Yan to have a splitting headache.

Seeing his silence, Tan Haiyan was angry and angry: "Why am I in your room?!"

She pulled the quilt over, covered her exposed snow-white chest, and shouted in a panic and ferociously: "What happened last night?!"

Tan Yan's brain hurt even more from her yelling, and when he got up, he burst into anger, and directly threw her down on the floor.

"To shut up!"

He frowned, and his already cold face became even more terrifying.

Tan Haiyan had never seen him so angry, and was immediately frightened.

But soon she was annoyed by her cowardly behavior, and struggled to speak harshly again: "Let go of me! Otherwise, I'll look better than you!"

Tan Yan looked at her coldly, seeing her delicate and self-willed appearance, suddenly got into his heart.

"What do you look good for me? After last night, you are already mine. Have you forgotten how you sang softly under me?"

Tan Haiyan was dumbfounded by his words, paused for a long time, and thought of something, her face suddenly turned red.

Tan Yanfu looked at her, gradually approaching her, and said in a malicious tone: "My sister's body is really delicious, and I can't stop thinking about it until now."

He stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth slowly.

Tan Haiyan was completely frightened, staring at him blankly, her body trembling in panic unconsciously.

"My sister may not know why I didn't resist when you bullied me before?"

"My sister has always hated me, never wanted to play with me, and never looked at me directly. But, my eyes have always followed my sister's figure."

"My sister is so beautiful and dazzling, but I come from a humble background and am not worthy of you at all."

Tan Yan gently stroked her face with his fingers, and said softly: "I look forward to the time when my sister bullies me the most. Only then will I exist in my sister's eyes."

"I'm so happy. I'm now a queen. With power, I can get my sister."

"It was a surprise last night. Mother and father sent you to my room with their own hands, hahahaha..."

Tan Haiyan was so frightened that she trembled all over, her eyes were full of panic.

She waved Tan Yan's hand away with a "snap", but she didn't care about getting rid of it, and she crawled to leave this terrifying place.

Not true, certainly not true last night!

No!No!She must be lying to me...

Tan Yan put his palm on her waist, pressed her heavily on the ground, and leaned forward: "Where is my sister going? You are all mine, and you have given me your body. How can you leave me? "

Hearing his voice, Tan Haiyan felt like a poisonous snake wrapped around her body, and she cried out in fright: "Nonsense! Nonsense! No, no!"

Tan Yan touched her back lightly and heavily with the other hand, and lazily said: "I'm not talking nonsense, my sister kept pestering me last night, but I was exhausted. My sister is really enthusiastic, I like it so much...Let me count, how many times did my sister lose it under me...One, two, three..."

"Ahhh! Don't say it, don't say it!" Tan Haiyan covered her ears and shook her head crazily, she was about to be driven crazy.

At this time, the door was suddenly knocked open, and two figures rushed in.

"What, what's going on?!"

Tan Yan looked up and saw Fang Shi and Tan Wendian standing at the door.

The two were completely stunned by the situation in front of them, and their mouths were so wide that they could stuff eggs.

Fang steadied himself, and asked with difficulty: "What are you doing?"

Tan Yan raised his eyebrows, his eyes moved lazily, and he said leisurely: "Mother, can't you see that we two sisters are having fun..."

Tan Wendian's hand tightly grasped the door frame, his knuckles turned white, and he asked in a deep voice, "Where is Your Majesty?"

Tan Yan chuckled: "After he sent me back last night, he left directly."

As soon as these words came out, Fang's and Tan Wendian's expressions completely changed.

Fang couldn't believe it: "You mean... yesterday, last night, Your Majesty, he, he wasn't there?"

Tan Yan elongated his tone: "Yes, yes, oh..."

Fang's face turned pale, and her lips trembled: "You, how did you help, help Haiyan solve, solve..."

Tan Yan snapped a middle finger to her.

The slender finger stood straight in front of her.

With a scream of collapse, Fang rolled her eyes and fell straight down.

The author has something to say: Chi Yu: The green grassland above my head is more lush.

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