When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

lead the way?Take your sister the way.

I am more familiar with the route of the Belt and Road than the route of this Xiangfu.

However, as long as the thinking does not slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties.

So after walking a few steps, Tan Yan suddenly held his leg and cried out in pain: "Ouch, Ouch, it hurts so much!".

"What's wrong with the queen?" Chi Yu turned around and asked.

Tan Yan wrinkled his facial features and said in pain, "I sprained my ankle."

Chi Yu had a half-smile but not a smile: "The Queen's sprained her ankle is really not the right time."

Tan Yan pretended to groan twice, and said with great regret: "That's right, I wanted to take His Majesty for a stroll, but it's all my fault!"

Chi Yu sighed lightly: "Since this is the case, this is the only way to go."

Tan Yan: "How?"

Chi Yu walked in front of him, half squatted and bowed, and said, "I'll make it hard for me to carry you over there."

Hey, is there such a good thing?

How do you feel cheated.

Tan Yan wanted to think for a while, but suddenly a person walked out behind him.

"Your Majesty is the Ninth Five-Year Lord, how can you lose your status, let Peishan help the empress."

Xie Peishan put her hands on Tan Yan's arm as she spoke.

Tan Yan turned to look at her in disbelief, well, no wonder she was wearing green, the original green tea was right.

But why, at the same time, I feel that the top of my head is also a little green.

"Second Miss Xie is considerate, so you can support the queen." Chi Yu quickly got up and praised from the side.

Wait, you agreed to carry me on your back.

Don't you hold on?

What an "understanding"!

Don't think I didn't see it. Xie Peishan stood up as soon as she came over. Was it calculated?Deliberately create opportunities for Little Green Tea!

A scheming scumbag!

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment." Xie Peishan cast a quick glance at Chi Yu, and shyly lowered her face.

You are indeed worthy of praise. I want to give you 36 likes. You are so good at seizing the opportunity.

Tan Yan figured it out, the bastard Mung Dou saw right.

The sprain of my ankle hit my heart, and I just created an opportunity for others to get close.

Xie Peishan supported Tan Yan to go forward, and said in a tone of envy: "Your Majesty is willing to condescend and condescend to carry your mother, it shows how much His Majesty cares for you, and Peishan is so envious."

The scumbag really deserves to be the one who opened the harem, and the way of flirting with girls is really superb.

Such a small gesture can actually make a girl fall in love with her.

Tan Yanpi smiled to Chi Yu and said to Chi Yu: "Did you hear that, I'm so envious."

Chi Yu took it for granted: "Of course it is enviable. I am the man of destiny, the king of a country, how honorable I am. I have given the sky great face by degrading myself and carrying you on my back."

See what you can.

Tan Yan pouted.

Chi Yu: "Does the queen feel very moved?"

Tan Yan: "Don't dare to move, dare not move."

Chi Yu narrowed his eyes and recognized his word tricks.

Meaningfully said: "Queens are always so funny."

Tan Yan felt goosebumps all over his body when he saw him, and decided not to talk nonsense with him.

Since the two men have lovers and concubines, he will not be a light bulb.

"Your Majesty, I can't walk, why don't you let Second Miss Xie accompany you for a stroll, and I'll just find a servant to take me back to my room."

"The queen has lost her temper again."

Seeing his anger, Chi Yu felt relieved unconsciously.

Couldn't help teasing him over and over again.

Tan Yan was speechless, where did he lose his temper.

Isn't this creating a two-person world for the two of you?

"You take your time, I will go back first."

You've already said such angry words, and you haven't lost your temper yet?

Chi Yu saw that he had almost played tricks on him, and he was about to lose his temper if he teased him a few more times, so he said, "Okay, how could I leave you behind, I will help you go back."

Xie Peishan looked at the interaction between the two of them as if there was no one there, and was really jealous.

The emperor is completely different from the tyrannical image in the legend!

Not only is he handsome and extraordinary, but also gentle and affectionate, more charming than all the talents and nobles she has ever seen.

She was reluctant to leave, and she wanted to see this man a few more times.

"Your Majesty, let me support the empress."

Chi Yu glanced at her, and said lightly, "Back off."

Just now, she just gave this woman a good face just to tease the queen, and she even pushed her nose in the face.

Xie Peishan still grabbed Tan Yan's arm unwillingly, but she didn't dare to disobey the order, so she had to take two steps back.

Chi Yu waited for her to withdraw her hand before going forward to help Tan Yan.

Xie Peishan bit her lip anxiously, should they just let them go?

Just now the empress was clearly pretending to have sprained her ankle, and she acted so obviously, she couldn't believe that the emperor didn't see it.

Since the queen can get his love even if she cheats, then I will fall too...

Xie Peishan has always been very confident in her appearance, no matter how many men see her, they can't take their eyes off her.

She didn't believe that if she threw herself into her arms, the emperor would not be tempted.

"Oh!" Xie Peishan deliberately moved forward two steps, her insteps were turned on the stone beside the flower bed, she twisted her waist, and fell towards Chi Yu.

But how did she know that Chi Yu had already had rich experience in coping with all kinds of "accidents" with women, so she almost subconsciously backed away.

Unfortunately, things always like to develop unexpectedly.

He hides subconsciously, but Tan Yan subconsciously goes to pick him up.

But because Xie Peishan rushed towards Chi Yu, and the angle was tricky, Tan Yan missed one and fell on Chi Yu.

In the blink of an eye, Chi Yu had no time to dodge and was crushed by Tan Yan.

And Xie Peishan's hand happened to meet Chi Yu's hand.

It's okay now, Chi Yu didn't even think about it, he pulled Tan Yan over and kicked Xie Peishan to the ground.

Furiously said: "Bastard, court death!"

Tan Yan was confused by this sudden development.

He could guess that Xie Peishan wanted to throw herself into her arms, and it stands to reason that normal men would not mind such a beautiful thing.

What's more, the emperor, a pervert, must like it very much.

But why did he suddenly get angry and kick him?

Look at how painful it is for the little girl to fall to the ground.

Chi Yu shook his hand, feeling extremely disgusted, wishing he could wash it with water a dozen times.

"I don't want to see this woman again!"

After that, he left directly.

Tan Yan watched him leave in a hurry, a little confused.

But the scene just now seemed a little familiar.

oh!By the way, it was too similar to the situation where he threw himself on the emperor on his wedding night.

At that time, the emperor also looked disgusted and disgusted, and wiped his face with a handkerchief, and then kicked him.

What's wrong with this man, it's really weird.

Hearing Xie Peishan's groaning in pain, Tan Yan was embarrassed to ignore it, and bent over to help her up.

"I told you that he is not a good person. If you don't believe me, you have seen it now."

Xie Peishan sat up in silence and did not answer Tan Yan's words.

Seeing her look so pitiful, Tan Yan put aside the previous unhappiness, and comforted: "You go home quickly, don't think about entering the palace in the future."

Xie Peishan said: "It is true that I offended the emperor just now, it is normal for him to be angry."

Tan Yan really doesn't understand her brain circuit, this is Stockholm, or shake M.

Sure enough, the reason why scumbags are scumbags is that they are so attractive that people can't stop?

"He kicked you just now!"

Xie Peishan raised her head and said seriously, "He must have been unintentional."

Then why didn't you remember what he said later, he said he didn't want to see you again!

Xie Peishan suddenly changed the subject: "Your Majesty is very kind to your empress, and spoils you with everything."

"No, that eye of yours sees that he treats me well and still dotes on me?" Tan Yan couldn't understand why there are such blind people in this world.

Xie Peishan smiled suddenly: "Your Majesty, after Peishan enters the palace, I need to ask you to take care of me."

ha?You still have to enter the palace.

Your topic is jumping a little too fast, I can't catch it, has the conversation between us been edited, why do I feel that a large part is missing.

"Forget it, just be happy."

Since she was someone who couldn't be persuaded, Tan Yan didn't bother to talk to her.

"I'm leaving, you can do it yourself."

Xie Peishan looked at his innocent, uncomplaining, blissful appearance, like a thorn in her heart.

It made it difficult for her to breathe, and it made her go crazy.

She is the second daughter of the Xie family. Her mother died since she was a child, and she grew up under the strict discipline of the eldest lady. She spent 16 years relying on others.

All good things in the house belong to the eldest sister, even if they are rotten and thrown away, it will not be her turn.

There are also third and fourth younger sisters in the family. Although their food and clothing expenses are also not as good as that of the eldest sister, they are protected by their mothers and will fight for them.

But she, Xie Peishan, has nothing, nothing, and the only way to get ahead is to marry a good man.

But there is an elder lady who is in charge, the eldest sister, the third younger sister, and the fourth younger sister in the family are not married yet, so she can't get any benefits.

She can't expect to be a young talent in the capital.

Those with superior qualifications are not her turn, and those with poor conditions, the Xie family will not let her marry.

Maybe some bad old man will give her to fill in the house in the future.

Looking at this capital, the only remaining chance to climb up is to enter the palace to serve the emperor.

If you can give birth to a dragon son, you don't have to worry about it in this life.

For the concubines in the imperial palace, there is one empress and four concubines, Xian, Liang, Shu, and Virtue.

Now there are concubines Xiao Gui, Concubine De, and Concubine Shu, and there is only one Concubine Shu left vacant.

"I will definitely get the position of Concubine Shu!" Xie Peishan gritted her teeth and said bitterly.

……

But Tan Yan didn't know this, he just found Hongying and was about to let her take him back to the room to rest, when she dragged him to the second lady's yard.

"Your Majesty, Second Madam has been waiting for you for a long time."

Tan Yan felt flustered thinking about it, the biological mother of this body!

That's really a conversation that's going to be messed up.

"Can I not go, I'm so tired, I really want to sleep..."

Hongying said in embarrassment: "But the second lady said that she has something very important to tell you."

These words made Tan Yan's mind flash with excitement, yes, the mother of this body must know that her child is a man.

If you dare to send a man into the palace to be a queen, you are definitely ready to be beheaded.

As a result, not only was his head not beheaded, but he was still in the palace for ten days, and the emperor personally brought him back to Ning to visit his relatives.

It's no wonder that the second lady didn't panic, she must have had trouble sleeping and eating for the past ten days.

After thinking about it, Tan Yan felt that it was still necessary to meet the second lady.

Why did the original body pretend to be a daughter, and why was she married into the palace?

The author has something to say: I would recommend Jiyou’s article, super cute cookies.

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"My husband was issued by the state" by Tangtang Begonia

Copywriting

On the day Jiang Nan became an adult, he received a call from the Chinese Fairy Marriage Arranging Office: The country arranged a husband for him!

That's right, as a rare elf, he had to undertake the shameful task of giving birth to cubs at a young age.

"I'm still a child, hey! You are so insane..."

Jiang Nan looked at his married partner and stopped talking - he was so handsome that it made his tail hurt!

Husband, it is still the biggest arrangement by the state~~~

On the first day of marriage, the actor Gao Leng lay on the marriage bed and glanced at Jiang Nan next to him, "I heard that even you vixens can't control your lower body, so please control it while our marriage lasts."

The little fox who was still there said: This is colored glasses and racial discrimination.

Later, Jiang Nan gritted his teeth while clutching his sore waist, "Who the hell can't control the lower body!"

The actor lazily showed his nine tails, "I told you on the first day of our marriage that we vixens can't control our lower body."

[We rare fairies cannot be single! 】

Edible Guidelines:

1. The new traffic of the little clever ghost. The wild little fox from a good family vs. the high-cold belly black three-gold actor. The ancient beast Nine-tailed Fox Gong]

2. The entertainment industry loves Xiaomengwen after marriage first, cute and sweet~~~