When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

There is a saying that is really apt, a person's life, as soon as he closes his eyes, his whole life is over.

Tan Yan never thought that his life would be so short, and it would come to an abrupt end just after reaching the pinnacle of his life.

It's like driving a Maybach with [-] mph, just enjoying the feeling of speeding, it crashed into the guardrail.

Then when she opened her eyes, oh, not only was she reborn in another world, she also changed her gender!

Tan Yan stood up like a carp, ignoring the pain in his head, and looked around in a daze.

Directly came a quality trifecta:

who I am?Where am I?what am i doing?

The room is full of red candle tents, Double Happiness decals, and the brocade quilt and mandarin duck quilt that stings people's eyes on this carved bed.

In addition to these, there is an embroidered folding screen seven or eight meters wide at the front entrance, and a person-high colored glaze porcelain vase is placed in each of the four corners of the room.

The most exaggerated thing is that this nearly three to four hundred square meter room is covered with beautifully embroidered silk carpets.

Not to mention all kinds of jade carvings and exquisite bonsai on the wooden frame of Baibao Pavilion that divides the space.

It's really embarrassing!

I read a lot, I have a lot of knowledge, and I am very knowledgeable!

Am I lying in the Forbidden City, or am I daydreaming?

"Empress, are you okay?" A little girl in ancient costume with a double bun asked with concern sitting on the side of the bed.

Tan Yan slowly turned his head: "Your Majesty?!"

I am a handsome seven-foot man, how do I look like a woman?

Wait, why is there something wrong with my voice, did I hurt my throat from singing, or did I drink too much wine?

"Empress, Your Majesty has already rushed to Qifeng Palace after hearing that you were injured."

Her Majesty the Queen?WTF?

Tan Yan frowned: "Who are you, where is this?"

The little girl looked at him suspiciously: "This servant is Hongying, this is Qifeng Palace..."

As if thinking of something, she suddenly showed distressed expression: "Miss, you have already married into the palace, just, don't think about those things in the past. Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to do it for the right minister, for you For my mother's sake!"

What the hell is marrying into the palace?

An absurd thought flashed through Tan Yan's mind, and he couldn't help but feel a shudder down his spine.

Could it be that I have time-traveled and dressed as a woman?

His trembling hands reached somewhere under the covers.

Suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's okay..."

Da Jinjiang is still there.

"Miss, what's wrong with you?" Hongying hurriedly got up, and wiped the cold sweat that suddenly broke out on Tan Yan's forehead with a brocade handkerchief.

Tan Yan looked at the little girl without a word, she was pretty and cute, but her eyes were not good.

I'm a real man, okay? !

Hongying didn't seem to understand his contempt, so she whispered worryingly: "I dare you to persuade the lady, you just accept your fate. Tonight is your wedding night, how many people in the palace are staring at you. Your head hit the pillar On the other hand, the one who hurts is myself, and others are waiting to see the joke."

"I..." Tan Yan saw that this posture was wrong, and the little girl's expression was too real, so she couldn't help swallowing, and asked, "You, show me the mirror..."

Although Hongying was puzzled, she obediently picked up a small golden-patterned glazed mirror from the dressing table.

Tan Yan couldn't wait to take the mirror.

I saw a charming and lovely woman's face reflected in the mirror, wearing a complicated and delicate phoenix crown, bright red flowers pasted between her eyebrows, and an unnatural blush on her forehead, her round eyes were full of horror.

This cute and pitiful little appearance makes anyone feel heartbroken when they look at it.

Although this face is indeed similar to his, but it looks like a woman!

If it wasn't for the confirmation of Da Jinjiang's existence before, yes, Da Jinjiang is still there...

and many more!

What did this girl say before, today is his wedding night?The emperor is coming soon?

Tan Yan slapped his face with his left hand.

pain!It hurts!This is not a dream.

"Ah!" Hongying tightly grasped his hands: "Your Majesty, please stop doing stupid things! If you hurt your face, His Majesty will come later..."

Tan Yan was completely flustered, and quickly interrupted her: "You, wait a moment, don't talk, I'll stroke..."

He just completed a big order a few days ago, made a lot of money for the company, and was promoted to manager immediately.

Colleagues booed and asked him to treat him.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and he has not hesitated to invite all his colleagues.

after that……

Of course it's playing high, drinking high...

Just, just crossed?

With a "click", the glass mirror smashed on the thick carpet, making a dull sound, as if asking fate in grief and indignation.

Really, really wearing it?

Why is God so cruel to him!

What the hell, why don't you dress up as a woman! !

The little girl said that the emperor is coming, how can he explain with his body?How to explain!

No, it's not true!

Not true at all!

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you?" Hongying picked up the mirror, looked at her mother's expression of death, and comforted her exhaustedly, "Calm down."

Tan Yan wiped his face, still making the last struggle, and shook Hongying's shoulders fiercely: "You must have been tricked by the planning department to spoof me, right? Their department likes to fix this the most. Isn't it! Yes or no!"

Hongying was made nervous by his flustered expression: "Madam, what's wrong with you, why are you talking nonsense?"

"You're just talking nonsense! Hehe, you guys really spent a lot of money, and it looks like it. It's a pity that I won't be fooled!"

Hongying immediately grabbed Tan Yan's hands, and comforted her in a panicked voice: "Your Majesty, wake up, His Majesty will be here soon, you don't want to live?!"

Tan Yan shook off Hongying and was about to walk out the door, but the clothes and the phoenix crown were too heavy, so she stepped on the skirt of the skirt and fell flat. Fortunately, Hongying was quick, and when he was about to hit the ground, Time caught.

Tan Yan was in a cold sweat, and his scalp was so painful from being pulled by the heavy phoenix crown that he almost burst into tears.

Looking at her happy wedding dress, an unprecedented panic hit her heart.

Tan Yan pushed away Hongying who was supporting him, lifted his skirt and ran outside.

He has to take a good look at what's going on!

Those turtle grandchildren must be hiding outside and peeping at his jokes, for sure!

Hongying was scared out of her wits by him, and hurriedly followed: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Stop doing stupid things! Your Majesty!"

Tan Yan didn't listen to any of her advice at all, and was determined to rush out to see for himself.

"Young lady, come back!"

"Niangniang... oops." Hongying staggered and almost fell.

Since when did her young lady become so strong?

Tan Yan only hated that the wedding dress was too heavy, which affected his performance.

It's more tiring to walk a step than to run a kilometer.

But there is a guy who is holding back next to him.

"Let go!" Tan Yan not only wanted to lift his skirt, but also resisted Hongying's obstruction, wishing he could transform into an octopus and grow six more hands.

"Let go!"

Hongying made a "plop" and knelt down: "Your Majesty! I beg you, please, don't go out!"

Tan Yan was taken aback by her kneeling, but fortunately he reacted quickly and didn't let her hug her thigh.

This is too short life.It's all 9102 years, kneel down as you say.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.

Tan Yan hurriedly avoided Hongying, and rushed towards the door before she got up.

"Ouch!" With this rush, he stepped on the corner of the skirt again, and directly jumped at a person who came in.

The Qifeng Palace, which was extremely quiet just now, suddenly became lively, with all kinds of exclamations one after another, noisier than a concert.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

"Empress Empress! Empress!"

"Quick, quickly help Your Majesty and Empress to get up..."

Tan Yan was wearing a heavy crown, and when he fell, all his hair was pulled so painfully, tears flowed out for free.

"Holy shit, shit, it hurts me to death..."

"Go away!" A majestic and cold voice sounded in Tan Yan's ear.

His scalp tingled with shock.

Tan Yan didn't care about the pain, he opened his eyes to look at the person he threw at him.

What a pair of beautiful eyes these are, and a poem popped up in my mind instantly: "When you are drunk, you don't know that the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams and crushes the galaxy."

"What nonsense!"

With an angry shout, Tan Yan was thrown to the ground, and Feng Guan pulled him to tears again.

This is so fucking rude!

Fortunately, Hongying helped him up in time, so he was not too embarrassed.

Tan Yan finally came back to his senses, only to hear a large group of people around him calling out "Your Majesty" and "Your Majesty" in fear.

Tan Yan looked up, only to see a long figure standing in front of him.

This person is dressed in a red wedding dress, with clouds drawn in silver threads and dragons drawn in gold threads. He is shadowy and shining in the shadow of candles.

This man is so tall...

Tan Yan, who was still sitting on the ground, almost broke his neck, and finally met a pair of cold and heartless eyes, full of violence and disgust.

"The right minister kept claiming that his daughter was quiet, gentle, dignified and general, but he didn't expect to be so unrestrained and unseemly, and he simply didn't take me seriously!"

Tan Yan was completely stunned, staring blankly at the ruthless man in front of him.

Really understand what is the wrath of the emperor.

I saw a huge group of people following behind him, from white-faced eunuchs to guards in armor, all lying on the ground, trembling and sweating.

The expression of fear and horror, like copy and paste, made Tan Yan panic.

The emperor shook his sleeves in disgust, and the eunuch who was kneeling at his feet hurriedly got up and timidly cleaned his clothes with a dust whisk.

"Pazi!"

The eunuch got the order, and quickly took out a snow-white brocade handkerchief from his sleeve, and offered it with both hands.

Tan Yan watched the emperor wipe his cheeks with a brocade handkerchief, and then remembered that when he pounced on him just now, his lips seemed to gently rub against his cheek.

"It's disgusting!" After wiping, the emperor threw the Jinpa on the ground in disgust.

Tan Yan looked at the faint rouge on the snow-white handkerchief, and couldn't express his mood at the moment with words.

Why, if not for everyone wearing wedding clothes, they would have thought we had revenge for killing our father!

Under the gaze of those cold black eyes, Tan Yan's heart became colder inch by inch.

It seems that it has really passed through...

Then, what should I do next...

"Hurry up and get in, it's a disgrace!"

In, in?What are you doing in there?

Tan Yan looked at the pedestal bed with red silk curtains, this, this is the rhythm of hanging it as soon as it is worn!

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