Cold Mountain Bells to Passenger Ships

"What?! The little villa owner got married! Why did you tell me such a big thing now?! Why did I only know now?!"

"How do I know that you only know now? Keep your voice down, the son-in-law and the owner of the villa are sleeping inside! Wake them up and wake them up!"

"My son-in-law?! My small villa owner, Jin Gui, has become the son-in-law of some coquettish bastard?! It must be some woman who deceived the monarch for fame, fortune and power! Where is Sanniang? I'm going to ask her, you guys are joking again! Accurate, go, start! Don't sit here and eat apples!"

"What! Am I hindering you by sitting here? The road is so wide, when did I, Zhu Ming, lie to you?"

"Last month, you said you were going to pick up the jade at the gambling shop, but when I went to Ah Quan, I said you didn't order it at all! On the [-]th, you said that Xiao Zhuang would come back and asked me to send someone to tidy up the yard. As a result, Xiao Zhuang The Lord went to Crescent Bay to discuss business and never came back. On the [-]th, you said that a new batch of silk had come in, and you wanted me to send someone to send two pieces to Sanniang, but it turned out that the silk was all bright red, and it was used for wedding dresses. Damn it! You stinking boy is always framing me!"

"That's why I forgot, why are you so fussy about a big man, and it's not from a girl's family..."

"What! You're going to make trouble for me. Why are you looking at me like this? Do you want to fight? Come on, come on, come on!"

"Whoever wants to fight with you, don't touch my apple!"

Zhu Ming and Guo Zhao were pushing each other outside, talking louder and louder, and the noise became more and more fierce. When the door opened, a gentle and handsome man with loose black hair was standing there smiling and looking at them in his middle coat.

Zhu Ming and Guo Zhao hurriedly let go of each other's collars, Zhu Ming cupped his hands and said, "Good day, son-in-law."

Guo Zhaosheng said like Hong Zhong: "Hello, Master Qin!"

Qin Su nodded, Zhong Lidao stood behind Qin Su with a purple blouse on his shoulders and folded his arms and frowned slightly: "What are you yelling about so early in the morning?"

Guo Zhao looked at the two of them in surprise and said, "Little owner... you you you... you sleep together?"

He was stunned and ignored Zhu Ming's hint of elbowing him. Zhu Ming lowered his voice and said, "Can you grow your eyes?"

Guo Zhaosheng said like Hong Zhong: "Why don't I have eyes anymore?! Did you see them sleeping together? Aren't the owner of the small villa and Daoist Qin both men? They don't really want to get married, do they? Why do men marry men? !"

Zhu Ming slapped himself on the forehead and gave up the treatment with a sigh.

Zhong Lidao completely ignored Guo Zhao's ghostly screams, and said coldly: "Bring in the breakfast, and then go out!"

Guo Zhao was taken aback by his sideways glance, and hurried out with Zhu Ming, Qin Su reached out and pressed Zhong Lidao's shoulder with one hand: "They are not sensible, don't be angry."

Zhong Lidao snorted, and said: "I want to fire them, let these two idiots pack up and leave tomorrow, as far as they can go."

Qin Su pushed him onto the chair, took out the comb and helped him comb his hair, his lips reflected in the bronze mirror and said: "I'll sort it out for you, good boy, Ah Li, calm down!"

Zhongli said: "If you are with me, you will definitely encounter many obstacles... You are a fairy king, and I am the king of the demon clan. If your master and senior brother find out, they will be very upset..."

Qin Su helped him put on the tiara, squatted down in front of him and said, "I'm already your son-in-law. There's nothing Master can do if he's not happy. I'll convince him. If my parents are still here, they will definitely like it." Yours, Ah Li is so kind and upright, smart and clever, strong in martial arts, willing to do good deeds, virtuous and graceful, with a noble status..."

Seeing him earnestly counting those non-existing advantages with his fingers, Zhong Lidao smiled and patted him and said, "You're talking nonsense again, how can I be so good!"

Qin Su leaned over and kissed him on the lips, saying: "You are the best, don't worry, I am married to you!"

Zhong Lidao felt warm in his heart, poked his cheek and said, "Okay, get up quickly, let's have breakfast."

Holding the tray, Xiao Bi stood outside the door and shouted, "Master, please have a meal."

Zhong Lidao looked at Qin Su with his eyes: "Look! Say everyone will come."

Qin Su imitated him and signaled with his eyes: "A Li is the best."

Zhonglidao smiled and pushed him, opened it and let Xiaobi come in to serve dishes, the two sat down to eat, Xiaobi stood beside Zhonglidao adding meat porridge, Qin Su ate scrambled eggs, and said with his lips: "This A child enters the mansion as a maid at such a young age?"

Zhongli said: "Her name is Xiaobi, and she was one of those orphans when Tianwaitian burned it. I asked Sanniang to take good care of her. Sanniang praised her for being very smart. I will arrange a good family for her in the future, and I will give her the dowry. If you can’t run for 3000 taels, you will never treat her badly.”

Xiaobi lowered her head, and blushed when she heard this, she said: "Little Zhuangzhu! I don't want to marry, I like the princess and I like this Houxian mansion, who wants to marry!"

Qin Su poured half a cod into the bowl, ate it with porridge, put down the bowl and asked, "How old is Xiaobi?"

Xiaobi said: "Back to the son-in-law, the little one will be 12 years old after the Shangyuan this year."

Qin Su said: "I used to make a marriage contract when I was 16 years old. Although it was delayed until now, my beloved wife is the best person in the world. When you find out that no matter what you do, you want to be with me one day." Sharing with someone, wanting to be worthy of someone, wanting to make all bad things better for him, that is a good match from heaven.”

Zhong Lidao looked at Xiaobi's half-understanding expression, shook his head and put the bowls and chopsticks back on the tray, and said, "How can she understand what you're talking about now? You'll only know this kind of thing when you encounter it."

Xiaobi saw that the interaction between the owner of the small estate and the son-in-law seemed to be connected with each other. The master and wife who had been together for many years, the son-in-law taught her with a gentle tone as if she was talking to a niece. Wait, please move to the main hall, where Master Shangyuan of Shuiyunzong meets with the little treasurer Chen Yijie."

Zhongli said: "Understood."

The two changed their clothes, and Zhong Lidao put on a newly bought brocade jacket with snowy jade and bamboo patterns, a mutton fat and white jade crown, and a golden ribbon for Qin Su. The appearance of a fairy who is not stained with mortal dust.

Zhong Lidao took a step back to admire his sweetheart's heroic appearance, and said happily, "It's really beautiful!"

Zhong Lidao was still used to wearing indigo attire, black lin wristbands, and only extra hair and a crown, and went out with Qin Su after tidying up.

In the main hall, Sanniang stood upright, and Chen Yijie kept casting admiring and reverent glances at her. Shang Yuan was holding his traveling cap in one hand, his low black pony tail resting on his right shoulder and hanging down to his chest, with blue veins on his eyelids and dark circles under his eyes. It looked like he was busy all night in the Acacia Room last night, and he looked like he was going to die from overwork at any time, which was very worrying.

Sitting on Shang Yuan's right is a man dressed luxuriously, with a large emerald ring on his left index finger, with a round belly and a rich and round figure. When he saw Zhong Lidao, he got up and said, "Oh! Little owner I'm looking forward to you coming, my family is about to be haunted by that chili sauce ghost, help me no matter what today!"

It turned out that the distorted person accidentally released by Chen Yijie went to the mansion of the local gentry Wang Yuanwai. Wang Yuanwai invested a lot of money in Jiangdong gambling jade shop, antique shop, and shipping business on the Jiangnan boundary of Shuiyunzong. As a partner, Shang Yuan represented Shui Yunzong to cooperate with Zhong Lidao because of this relationship, and the twisted people make trouble everywhere and are extremely difficult to eliminate. The eerie twisted limbs lie under the bed and hide on the beams, often lurking in the At home, many people are very afraid of this kind of ghost. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Shang Yuan declared that it was a spicy sauce ghost and made up a ridiculous story. Generally speaking, he is a person who loves spicy food. Because his family members don’t eat spicy food, he hoarded a large jar of homemade chili sauce and gave it to someone when he was away. The man was very sad after returning home, thinking about the jar of chili sauce day and night, and finally fell in love with him.

Later, I drew a portrait of the jar of hot sauce while I was sick in bed. Because the painting was too similar, a beautiful woman walked out of the hot sauce painting on a dark and windy night. The woman was made of hot sauce essence. Chili sauce's sincerity decided to agree with her body, and the two lived happily ever after.

To be specific, it has nothing to do with the chili sauce ghost. Shang Yuan eloquently compiled the two unrelated things together. Wang Yuanwai believed it to be true and relayed it to his family. It's another story.

Zhong Lidao said politely: "You don't have to worry about the king, I will leave this matter to the owner of the village, and I will definitely finish it for you in three days. Alas! Payment will be made at that time."

The king waved his hand to signal, and the servant behind him handed a box of gold bars and a box of pearls to Sanniang, and the king said: "This is not possible, young master, don't you still have to rush to the Emerald Valley to discuss matters? It takes half a month to go back and forth, and today is fifteen. I don’t want to delay until next month, so that my house will not be overturned by that thing. My seven concubines are clamoring to go back to my mother’s house, and my mother-in-law He came to the door to read me and said that I was so disrespectful as the head of the family. Who would even put this kind of monster in the house to scare? I don’t know how he came in? Whoever is scared to death will be the one! Ah bah Bah bah bah! I can't take it anyway! Come with me!"

Shang Yuan said: "Don't worry, Mr. Wang, we will go back to the mansion with you, and we will help you catch the chili sauce ghost!"

He himself was not embarrassed at all about the hot sauce ghost he made up, and he was very serious as if it was true. Sanniang rolled her eyes and read: "Smelly shameless!"

Qin Su said: "Is Yijie okay?"

Chen Yijie's eyes drifted to Sanniang's body from entering the hall, and when she heard Qin Su talking to herself, she quickly withdrew her eyes and rubbed her hands, "Ah? Oh! I can do it!"

Zhong Lidao turned Hei Lin's wristband and said, "Then let's go!"

Zhong Lidao and Qin Su rode horses, while Shang Yuan and Chen Yijie came in a carriage. Shang Yuan is not good at fighting with force, let alone riding a horse. Sitting in a sedan chair and continuing to approve files is not a waste of time. Chen Yijie asked, "Sanniang is not going?" ?"

Sanniang saw that the little girl liked her appearance all the time, she always looked at her intently, and smiled at her: "I'm still busy arranging the wedding banquet, so I won't go."

Chen Yijie felt as if struck by lightning, her lower lip trembled in shock and said: "Are you going to get married?!"

Sanniang just smiled and said nothing, the carriage has already gone away.

Without raising his head, Shang Yuan circled a few acceptable proposals with his blue pen, and said in a deadpan voice, "You like her very much, don't you?"

Chen Yijie twirled his hair with the index finger of his left hand and circled him into several small circles on his finger, saying: "No! It's just that curious guards rarely have women. It's so rare for me, a country bumpkin!"

Shang Yuan stared down at the two typos, and wrote the correct one next to it: "Who would say that she is rare and weird? She was once a noble princess of the Demon Race. The empress loves her, if she hadn't led Taotie to the small town once and was subdued by a genius Taoist, she might have caused even bigger troubles, this one is only one rank lower than their monarch, even an invincible person like her would be willing The one who bowed his knees to serve as Zhongli Dao's guards, it can be seen from Zhongli Dao's humble and polite appearance, how deep this man's city is..."

Shang Yuan watched her drift back to the gate of Houxian Mansion in full sanity, on the beautiful woman wearing a purple cloak with honeysuckle dark patterns and a white rabbit fur scarf.

Shang Yuan originally wanted to stretch out his hand and flick his fingers in front of her eyes a few times, but then he thought that a person likes to use this frivolous gesture, so he quickly changed to waving his palm and said: "Are you imitating your brother-in-law by being so absent-minded? It's okay not to imitate." Well, I think it is better for you to stay in the side room and not follow into the mansion, so as to save you from being eaten by the chili sauce ghost, I will save you."

For some reason, Chen Yijie's whole heart stopped on Sanniang, she talked to me!Although it is such a heart-wrenching content, no!I heard them calling Brother A Su the son-in-law before, maybe it was the owner of the small villa with him... That's right!How could I be so stupid that I didn't think of it!How could San Niang get married suddenly?The little owner of her family is not even married yet!

Thinking of this section, she felt that she had another chance (?) and her heart beat like a drum. As for what Shang Yuan analyzed, she didn't listen to a single word. She opened the small window of the carriage, breathed the fragrance, and looked at the Green mountains and green waters, happy mood.

Qin Su heard her singing happily, just like he used to put Chen Yijie on his shoulders and fly a kite in the fields at dusk. The nock of the arrow struck the silver stirrup with the arrow, making a thumping sound to match her rhythm.

Zhong Lidao hummed and sang for Qin Su who couldn't speak, his tone was upbeat and tactful with a seven-point domineering, Qin Su met Zhong Lidao's drifting gaze, and Chen Yijie was singing in the carriage.

Zhong Lidao raised the corner of his mouth, lifted his chin towards him, and pulled the rein with his left hand, the big red horse leaped towards Qin Su's white horse and overtook him, and Qin Su also accelerated to catch up.

Shang Yuan calmly ignored the lunatic asylum outside, lowered his eyes and continued to look at the file, they banged, sang and made noise all the way, and they arrived at Wang Yuanwai's mansion in no time. There were about thirty or so concubines and maidservants. Zhong Lidao and Qin Su got off their horses and were taken to the stables by servants to take care of them. Shang Yuan was carried down the stairs from the carriage with the briefcase in his arms by a servant. Chen Yijie jumped down in good spirits, Wang Yuanwai said: "The road is hard, everyone please follow me."

Zhong Li said a few words of courtesy to the crowd, and a group of people entered the palace. They arrived at a warehouse with a plaque on it that said "Jubao Pavilion". Good morning, my lord!"

Wang Yuanwai ignored them, and said to Zhongli directly: "This is a place where I specially store some private belongings. Outside there is a team of family soldiers patrolling all day long. 36 people are divided into three shifts. Each shift consists of eight hours. A group of individuals come to take turns. They will always patrol the vicinity for any suspicious situations. There are big locks inside. I will go in once a month to check. Recently, a concubine was born on February [-]th, so people from all over the place come to give gifts , I will put those precious and rare gifts here, I have been in and out frequently these days, I don’t understand, who would steal the things inside?”

Zhongli said: "Spicy sauce ghosts don't know how to steal. These high-level ghosts take pleasure in frightening others. They don't know how to eat meat, but suck people's deepest fears. Are these newcomers? "

Wang Yuanwai was surprised: "How do you know?!"

Zhong Lidao rubbed his index finger with his thumb and said with a smile: "If the soldiers who are very familiar with the rules will say hello to the master, but they will not stand at attention with their arms close to each other, because they know that most people will only respond, and these are routine They even stand so well in the basic movements. It seems that they started to be on duty within a few days of training. It seems that they have never seen strangers who are very nervous, and they didn’t even call me Xiao Zhuangzhu. Is it because the new recruits don’t know me?”

Wang Yuanwai sighed: "The owner of the small villa is really not a mortal! It's like a god! It's too powerful!"

Chen Yijie recalled that Sanniang did see Zhong Lidao, and she just greeted Zhong Lidao verbally and then continued to work on the matter at hand. His observation skills are really sharp, no, this is a skill developed through years of experience!

Jubao Pavilion is indeed very big. It should be called a pagoda. It is a seven-story pagoda with pink, white, vermilion and red cornices. The king said: "There are many organs and special creatures and beasts inside. For sale, as soon as the chili sauce ghost ran inside, I asked someone to seal it with Huangfu. If I broke the talisman at random, my Treasure Pavilion would be collapsed. All gods, please keep it. This is my great-great-great-grandfather Staying here is an antique foundation!"

Qin Su thought: "This locked space is really troublesome. If it is in the ancient punishment forest or Fuling's tomb, you can do it. Don't care about the consequences. It's in someone else's house or a historic site. I thought I would join forces with Ah Li." It can be resolved quickly, and this will be beneficial to twisted people."

Zhong Lidao turned Hei Lin's wristband and said, "Okay, we will rush in as soon as Daoist Master Qin opens the talisman. Master Shang Yuan, you are not a combatant, do you want to retreat first?"

Shang Yuan supported Yuanyou's cap and said, "No need, I can't run if I can't fight."

Chen Yijie shrugged and said, "How can anyone say that he is good at escaping!"

Shang Yuan's black and blue under-eye circles turned fiercely at her and said, "You try again!"

She hurriedly moved behind Qin Su and stuck out her tongue at him, Qin Su said, "Don't be so fierce, you will scare the child."

Shang Yuan twitched his mouth and didn't want to speak, Zhong Li said: "Then I will trouble the Master Qin."

Seeing that he was speaking strangely in front of outsiders, Qin Su wanted to tease him by calling out on purpose: "Who is the Daoist Qin?"

Daoist Zhong Li froze in the air, looked at him in embarrassment, gritted his teeth with shame and anger, and said with a smile: "I was wrong, it's the son-in-law!" The last two words were like a slap on Qin Su's face shameful.

Qin Su nodded and melted the enchantment. Two yellow talismans flew in the air at the vermilion gate of Jubao Pavilion. The door slowly opened and the other three entered first. Qin Su turned inside the door and withdrew his hands.

Qin Su squinted his eyes, the inside was not as dark as the place he entered before, but brightly lit, as bright as day, and the inside was very spacious, like a study room, the four treasures of the study, piles of old books and shelves full of ancient books, Zhongli said : "Is the first floor the library?"

Shang Yuan took out a pen and said: "Lend me the back of your right hand, and I will write the curse of commanding you to return, so that even if you are staggered by the reverse square boundary, you can pull everyone back within 50 meters of you after reading this curse. Roll it up, write on your arm, and pull it up."

Zhongli said: "The command to return curse is originally used by two people, one master and the other to follow, the master can recite the command to return curse, and the one written on it is the follower, who will come to the master when he is summoned, now you put everyone together They all wrote the command to return, who is the master and who is the follower?"

Shang Yuan wrote a spell on Chen Yijie's right arm, and Chen Yijie kept fanning the ink in a novel way to make him do it quickly, he said: "Everyone here is the master and follower, one call can make the rest return." .”

Zhongli said: "If two people summon at the same time, there will be a strong collision and everyone will be injured. This is designed to be used by one master and one follower, and usually the first person to write is the master, right? ?”

Shang Yuan's eyes narrowed when he heard that, Zhong Lidao's polite tone pierced through his behavior, Shang Yuan said in a tone of tone: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to cooperate, the owner of the small villa is above ten thousand people, and I'm like you." How can a low-level master compare? What's more, the low-level spells such as petty tricks, ungrateful, low-key, and lucky to eat chicken tonight will not be appreciated by nobles with golden eyes, right!"

He really didn't let himself suffer at all, if someone asked him back, he would definitely ask back!

Sitting on the table, Chen Yijie flipped through a yellowed scroll and said, "There is actually a twisted person recorded here!"

Qin Su said: "There is no such thing. This command to return is not something that ordinary people will use. It doesn't matter if Master Shang Yuan is the master, and the three of us are followers. You will not be forced to collide as a summoner. It is very good." It's safe, come on, write it!"

Shang Yuan said softly: "You idiot, you still like being a peacemaker!"

Qin Su thought he heard it wrong, the tone was very familiar, Shang Yuan immediately became gloomy, Zhong Lidao pulled Qin Su and said: "Don't let him write, they Shuiyun Sect is doing things, we Houxian Mansion will not join in the peace!"

Shang Yuan sneered, and said: "Yijie, come here, don't mess with things, don't bring out any monsters!"

Chen Yijie looked down at a book curiously, and said: "This is the policy theory written by Zhang Ye, the former star official of the Hall of Universe, it is very well written!"

Before Shang Yuan answered the words, his feet trembled violently up and down, Qin Su was stuffed into something by Zhong Lidao, everyone's eyes went dark, there was an extreme silence, and a strange voice sang—

"I want a crooked friend~ you don't stand so straight! I want to turn your head to the bottom~~twist~~ I want a twisted friend~ don't sit so □! I Fold your hand into the internal organs~~twist~"

"I want a crooked friend~ you don't stand so straight! I want to turn your head to the bottom~~twist~~ I want a twisted friend~ don't sit so □! I Fold your hand into the internal organs~~twist~"

"I want a crooked friend~ you don't stand so straight! I want to turn your head to the bottom~~twist~~ I want a twisted friend~ don't sit so □! I I want to fold your hand into the internal organs~~twist it~hehehehehe~~"

"Hee hee hee hee~ come on! My twisted friend~"

The author has something to say: The distorted person will pull the person's head under the crotch, which means to fold the person in half