be the first to suffer

Shi Rui looked at Jian Shaoyang who was walking away, put his arms around Fang Zhen's neck and went upstairs to ask him what happened.

Fang Zhen said it aggrievedly.

Jian Shaoyang ran to Fang Yuan's house in one breath, and knocked hard on the door, "Fang Yuan! Open the door!"

Fang Yuanyuan was standing at the porch waiting for Jian Shaoyang to come back, and when he heard the knock on the door, he immediately opened the door, causing Jian Shaoyang to stumble halfway.

"Fuck, you bastard... I almost jumped to my waist!"

"Hey! I don't want to live anymore! I don't want to live anymore!" Fang Yuan hugged Jian Shaoyang's neck and yelled.

"Damn sinking to death, come down!" Jian Shaoyang entered the bedroom carrying Fang Yuan's collar.

Fang Yuan screamed as if he had been raped: "Shaoyang! My youth has been buried, my love... ah ah..."

"You're so ugly, stop shouting, what's going on? You broke up?" He pushed Fang Yuan onto the bed and forced him to sit down.

Fang Yuan lowered his head and picked at his fingers, "We haven't broken up, we're not together yet."

"Fuck, how big of a shit can that be? I see you are just as wronged as Li Sanniang."

"It's such a big deal!" Fang Yuan blushed and stomped his feet, "Fang Zhen is an idiot!"

Jian Shaoyang squatted down and searched for food in Fang Yuan's cabinet, and asked without looking back, "Aren't you two in love? Why, he doesn't want to sleep with you?"

"Go to bed! This idiot bought a sweet potato bigger than my head! I was afraid that if I couldn't finish it, it would make him unhappy, so I insisted on eating it! Now it feels like the sweet potato is up to my throat!"

Jian Shaoyang touched his head comfortingly, "Are you full, isn't your heart sweet?"

"It's more than sweet. Eating sweet potatoes is easy to fart. Fuck, just when he was about to kiss me, I suddenly really wanted to fart, but that idiot insisted on kissing me at that moment..."

Fang Yuan was so angry that he wanted to eat some snacks, but he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, so he threw it away angrily, "At first, I thought to care whether he stinks or not. It's okay if I go to the toilet and fart. , You idiot, you can't control the world, you can't control the shit and fart... What if I pull my pants?"

"He washed your pants..."

"I said I'm going to the toilet, how can anyone stop me from going? Kiss me, fuck me! You stop me and don't let me go, and I think it's just fucking fun."

Jian Shaoyang: "..."

"I was afraid that it would be embarrassing if I let out a sound, so I pretended to cough, who knew it would be useless... Fuck, I let out a loud fart..."

Jian Shaoyang smiled tensely: "That... doesn't it mean that loud farts don't stink... prove that they don't stink..."

"Listen to his fart...It's smelly and loud..." Fang Yuan was desperate.

Jian Shaoyang remained expressionless in his heart: Hahahahaha...

Jian Shaoyang said heartily, brother, I'm not laughing at you, I really want to laugh.

"Hahahaha...hahahahaha! It's really a fucking big deal! Hahaha!" Jian Shaoyang laughed so much that he lost himself.

"What a shy person I am! I even farted while kissing, I wanted to bump my head to death right then..."

Jian Shaoyang asked gossipingly, "What's his reaction?"

"He froze for a moment, then grabbed my hand, and said affectionately, baby, it sounds so good, let's play another one." Mom's retarded.

Fang Yuan preliminarily concluded that Fang Zhen is a psychologically straight man with a tenth level of cancer, "Why doesn't he say it smells really good! The more fragrant the food, the more stinky it is..."

"Hahahaha... What should I do... Do you want to meet again in the future..." Jian Shaoyang sat down on the edge of the bed, laughing so that his stomach hurts.

"It's gone." Fang Yuan threw himself on the bed, like a salted fish with no hope of turning over, "It's embarrassing for someone who is newly married for a few days... After he said that, I was so angry that I stomped on him." , and then ran away, I will never forget it in this life..."

"It's pretty good, sadomasochism is deep... twists and turns."

Fang Yuan lay on the bed, whimpering... It's fucking amazing.

Shi Rui laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, "Brother, there is a long way to go."

The cigarette dropped from Fang Zhenqi's mouth, "Isn't it just a fucking fart? If I want to let go, I can pop out ten of them, so I can kiss you! Is there anything you can't kiss!"

But even chopped scallions can prevent Fang Yuan from kissing, let alone farting.

Fang Yuan trembled all night and did not dare to open the dialog box with Fang Zhen. He was afraid of seeing Fang Zhen complaining about that "superior" kiss and fart today...

When Jian Shaoyang came back from Fang Yuan's house, Fang Zhen had already left.

Shi Rui opened the door for Jian Shaoyang.

The moment the two looked at each other, they both laughed hahaha, and Jian Shaoyang was even more exaggerated, laughing forward and backward, with flowers and branches trembling, and he barely stopped until Shi Rui handed him a glass of water.

"I'm choking, don't laugh yet." Shi Rui said.

After taking the water glass, Jian Shaoyang laughed again.

As soon as this principle left the Internet, he was a tortoise, and he finally stuck his head out. This time, he was so scared that he didn't dare to come out again.

The two could only pray for Fang Zhen silently.

After laughing, Jian Shaoyang was a little embarrassed. In the lively house during the day, in a blink of an eye, there were only two brothers who used to masturbate in the same bed... Just now, he secretly hit him hard again, and he really didn't know how to get along with him .

Shi Rui thoughtfully asked Jian Shaoyang to take a bath first and wash up by the way, but Jian Shaoyang's stomach hurt from laughing just now, and he said that he was very tired and would go later.

So Shi Rui finished washing first, and then unscrupulously came out naked and dangled in front of Jian Shaoyang's eyes.

Jian Shaoyang's heart rate accelerated and his blood pressure rose, so he quickly got up and went to the bathroom.

The bathroom where Shi Rui had just taken a shower was filled with steam, and the mirror was covered with a layer of white mist. Jian Shaoyang picked up Shi Rui's usual face towel, wiped the mirror and threw it in the sink, seeing his own figure in the mirror slowly. Slow and clear, well-proportioned and powerful body, at least two shades whiter than Shi Rui's, abdominal muscles less than Shi Rui's...[-] yuan... Actually it's just not obvious, it will come out after practice...

Shi Rui has such a good figure, would he secretly look in the mirror to appreciate it...

After taking a long bath, Jian Shaoyang finally came out, and secretly made up his mind to sleep on the upper bunk at night...

After entering the bedroom, Shi Rui was found sitting on the computer swivel chair in front of the desk, his legs stretched out on the table legs, and he was lowering his head to apply the essential oil on his bare, naked abdominal muscles.

Jian Shaoyang took a closer look... There is a bag the size of a red bean, this mosquito is so fucking reckless...

"Do you want to use toilet water?" Jian Shaoyang asked.

"It's okay, it won't itch in a while." Shi Rui raised his head and smiled at Jian Shaoyang, and put the essential oil on the table.

Jian Shaoyang walked over, hesitantly said: "I...my hands are also very itchy."

Tremblingly, he opened the small bottle cap of Fengyoujing, tilted the mouth of the bottle and swipe it on his hand twice... Fascinated... Here... Just touched Shi Rui's abdominal muscles...

It's so cool...

Jian Shaoyang felt that he was dying of illness, and he was never so perverted before, why is he out of control now...

Shi Rui folded his arms and looked up at Jian Shaoyang.

Jian Shaoyang sat down on the table, looking down at Shi Rui...

"Shi Rui..." Jian Shaoyang instinctively felt that he should say something.

Shi Rui looked forward to: "?"

"Hmm...it's nothing, Mom can't smell the essence of wind oil...I put a little on it last time...she went to my bedroom to mop the floor and got fumigated..."

Shi Rui: "..."

It's not as romantic as Fang Zhen and the others.