be the first to suffer

Jian Shaoyang: "..."

"Hey, wake up." Fang Yuan poked Jian Shaoyang's head with his orchid finger, "I've been bullied to the door, don't just stand still, fight back."

"Fight back what?" Weibo is full of jokes, and it's normal to sell corruption. If someone is joking, you are still so sensitive, it will be embarrassing.

"This is a matter of principle. Don't you think you are attacking, but he wants to fuck you?"

"I..." Jian Shaoyang... Lao Tzu's voice is dubbed, that's right.

But that's not the point!I am straight!

You care about me!

After thinking about it for a long time, Jian Shaoyang felt that if he really reacted, the comments would blow up, so it was better to ignore them.

"I think it's better not to worry about it." Jian Shaoyang put down his phone, opened his clothes and stared at his abdominal muscles, and praised sincerely: "If there is really someone with my brother's figure, face and temperament, tsk tsk, I want to go too."

Fang Yuan thought, is this guy really not bent?But the cashew nuts are really delicious, and he said vaguely: "Yes."

"Who?" Jian Shaoyang covered his abdominal muscles preciously.

"It's far away in the sky, it's close in front of us." Fang Yuan rolled his eyes again and again, "It's Shi Rui, the ready-made handsome guy lying on the sofa outside the door, look at those abs, feel really fucking exciting when you touch it , imagine you riding on him and galloping..."

Gallop your head ah!

Jian Shaoyang pouted, no.

But it is true that Shi Rui's charm cannot be denied.

However, "Fang Yuan, why do you pay attention to this 'Lao Zi Wei Zhen Ba Fang', don't you think he is my enemy?"

"He was just telling the truth." Fang Yuanli twitched his lips again, waxy!Eat another bag of beef gluten, cool!Fanta, quickly take a sip of Fanta, and then burp in satisfaction.

Damn, don't feel too good about eating junk food and drinking carbonated drinks.

"Fuck, gay, you're fat."

"I can't help it, I just can't get fat, Yangzi, I didn't mean to pay attention to him, you go to his Weibo and check, this guy is an old driver." Fang Yuan smiled lewdly.

Jian Shaoyang clicked in to take a look, and found that this person didn't pay much attention, a few big V homosexuals, and the Weibo content was all "hand-to-hand" pictures, GIFs, and links.

If you think about it with your toes or fingernails, you will know what exciting picture you will see when you click on the link.

"It's none of my business." Jian Shaoyang closed Weibo.

"Okay, right, there's a party the day after tomorrow, are you going or not?" Fang Yuan asked.

Jian Shaoyang thought about the balance in the card, except for the 52.1 that Xiaoshi gave him just now, the rest was zero, so he said heartbroken: "I won't go."

"Damn it, is that idiot Wu Xisa exploiting you again?" Fang Yuan has always looked down on women like Wu Xisa, Jian Shaoyang likes to be lively and likes to participate in various activities and parties, and now because of this scum, he is poor every day He kept calling, but couldn't go anywhere.

Jian Shaoyang threw Fang Yuan down on the bed with his hands after eating all the snacks, "It's fine if you speak ill of her behind your back, but if you keep calling her an idiot in front of her, I don't care if she fights with you."

"You don't like her, what a fart, let's break up, I think Shi Rui is much better than her."

Jian Shaoyang nodded while laying on the bed, "Really, I have to let Shi Rui start tutoring immediately, otherwise the northwest wind will not be able to drink anymore. You put down all the snacks for me, that is my last food."

"What are you afraid of?" Fang Yuan continued to eat, "Isn't Shi Rui good at cooking? I heard that this guy has opened restaurants all over the street of the attached middle school. He's so fucking awesome."

Jian Shaoyang smiled contemptuously, "Listen to him, he's so capable, why do you want to repeat the third year of high school, if you want me to travel around the world."

"You know what a fart, people who have no desires and no desires pursue higher realms, such as the pursuit of knowledge and spiritual power."

"Neuropathy."

Fang Yuanyuan suddenly slapped his thigh wildly: "Oh my god! This, this, this...'Lao Zi Wei Zhen Ba Fang' has come back to shut me down!"

"Can you stop being so coquettish? It's like an orgasm."

"You don't fucking understand. After browsing his Weibo, I can feel that this is a wild man surrounded by hormones. It's really fascinating. He even unfollows me... It feels like I'm being raped by him." From head to toe, it's like an adulterer, damn it, it's fate."

"Maybe it's because you can smell your dirty smell half a mile away against the wind."

[Little Stone]: Fang Zhen, don't fucking pay attention to my trumpet.

[Lao Tzu's mighty vibrancy]: Hahaha!What are you afraid of, don't you just like a CV, I have a lot of experience, I will support you and take him down.

[Little Stone]: Then you can cancel my big account!

Jian Shaoyang just flipped through it casually just now, so he didn't see that the person named 'Laozi Weizheng Bafang' also paid attention to a person named 'Shi Rui'.

Fortunately, it was not found.

[Laozi's mighty vibrancy]: What are you afraid of, he doesn't know that the perverted little stone is you.

[Little Stone]: Damn it, that's my brother!His microblog and my account are related to each other, and he found out that I know you, which ruined my image.

Shi Rui didn't want Jian Shaoyang to know what he thought about him, because that guy was soft but not hard, and he had to boil the frog in warm water to slowly get him into the net.

Jian Shaoyang and Shi Rui cared about each other, and they paid attention to each other after they met at the family dinner of professors in various schools a few years ago.

Shi Rui didn't look like he usually played Weibo, and the two of them had almost no interaction, and Jian Shaoyang later became a CV, and the number was not good enough, so he forgot about that.

[Lao Tzu is powerful and powerful]: Is that Jian Shaoyang?Fuck it, brother Rui, you are awesome, you like to mess with your brother.