be the first to suffer

"Okay, okay, let's go home first." Jiang Yu smiled like a flower and was held in Yu Hedong's arms, and glanced at the disheveled Xiaoyou by the way.

Yu Hedong sniffed his neck and said coquettishly, "If you don't go home, you'll stay here."

Jiang Yu's face was turning red to tomato purple, and she forced a smile and was extremely coquettish, "Get out, why are you always drunk? Next time you drink like this, don't come back."

The boy named Xiaoyou looked embarrassed, but there was still a trace of suspicion in his expression.

Jiang Yu said in his heart: What do you look at, I am not the kind of guy like you who forcibly delivers someone to your door when he is drunk.

Seeing that classmate Xiaoyou didn't want to leave, Jiang Yu was embarrassed to close the door directly, so he hugged Yu and Dongdan, who were as soft as noodles, "Well, this classmate, you worked hard today, but it's too late I won't invite you to go home for a while... Why don't you go to the chain hotel downstairs to stay for one night? It means that He Dong woke up and asked him to pay for your room."

You're going to open a house, aren't you? Go ahead and leave Yu Hedong behind.

The person named Xiaoyou opened his mouth, as if he didn't know what to say, "Oh... Dongzi is drunk, he drank a lot... Let him go to bed quickly." After speaking, Xiaoyou looked at him expectantly again Yu Hedong hoped that he could ask him to stay, but Yu Hedong murmured in Jiang Yu's arms: "Hurry up...I'm going to die...I want to vomit..."

"Okay, let's go home...go home first..." Jiang Yu comforted.

Then Xiaoyou left with a face of reluctance.

Turning around and locking the door, Jiang Yu dragged Yu Hedong into the toilet, pressed his head and made him lie on the sink, "Pit it out, and you won't be drunk if you spit it out."

"I want to sleep……"

"Sleep ass! You won't recognize yourself after drinking two ounces of dog urine?" Taking advantage of Yu Hedong's unconsciousness, Jiang Yu patted Yu Hedong's head vigorously again.

"I..." Yu Hedong lay down in front of the sink and put his legs together, "I really need to go to the bathroom...or I'll pee..."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Yu Hedong continued to shout: "...the bladder is about to explode..."

"Go, go! Pee quickly! It's so fucking annoying!" Jiang Yu blushed again.

You take off your pants to go to the toilet, you are so annoying!

Yu Hedong couldn't spit it out, stood up dizzy and wobbly, and was about to pee in the toilet.

"Damn it! Pull down the zipper even if you don't take off your pants!" Jiang Yu frowned, and was startled when he saw Yu Hedong's expression of enjoyment and preparation for relief without taking off his pants.

"Fuck!" Jiang Yu was about to die of anger from him,

Yu Hedong was very moved by Jiang Yu's support, and patted Jiang Yu's back with one hand, "Not bad...the service is good...I want a refill..."

"Refill your paralyzing cup..."

It is estimated that Yu Hedong got angry from drinking.

Fortunately, it was lit.

If he suffers kidney deficiency from drinking, Jiang Yu will have to move out.

Jiang Yu looked at the clothes he was wearing on purpose.

Damn, Bai Chuan is so flirtatious, Yu Hedong is really drunk, it's really fucking good but not useful.

Otherwise... He attacked Yu Hedong, right?

Anyway, he's drunk... then tell him that he begged me to fuck him...

Fuck, Jiang Yu, you are so smart!

Jiang Yu said: "Don't leave yet, brother will cleanse you for nothing."

Then Jiang Yu began to serve Yu Hedong to take a bath and wash up for the first time, and also tidy up himself.

Yu Hedong is also quite honest when taking a bath.

Jiang Yu, who was almost tired, was going to wither when everything was done.

Jiang Yu didn't dress the two of them either. After drying off, she took him by the arm naked and went back to the bedroom, "Go, go with brother."

"Brother...will you refill the glass?" Yu Hedong asked.

Jiang Yu pressed Yu Hedong on the bed, "Continue, continue for you, do you want?"

"Should I..." Yu Hedong's head sank as soon as it touched the pillow, and he was drowsy and sleepy.

Jiang Yu climbed onto him, "Don't sleep, Xiao Dongdong, wake up, brother will teach you."

Yu Hedong didn't respond, so Jiang Yu stretched out his hand to touch his lower abdomen. Before he had time to marvel at the feeling, who knew that Yu Hedong suddenly grabbed his wrist and shouted: "Golden Bell Cover!"

"..." Jiang Yu was stunned.

"Iron shirt!"

"Invulnerable!"

"Fly over the eaves and walk over the walls!"

Jiang Yu was completely frightened by this psychosis, and suddenly lost his temper, "Stupid."

...Yu Hedong was still muttering something.

The extremely depressed Jiang Yu scratched his head indiscriminately, took advantage of the gap between waving his paws and slapped Yu Hedong twice, and then fell asleep by himself.

When he woke up the next day, Jiang Yu opened his eyes naked from Yu Hedong's arms.

Yu Hedong woke up with him.

Yu Hedong looked into Jiang Yu's eyes, changing from confusion to shock to surprise to relaxation to ecstasy, and Jiang Yu was stunned for a while.

Yu Hedong suddenly hugged him tightly.

"What's wrong?" Nervous?

"Damn it... I was scared to death... I drank a drink yesterday, and I remembered that Xiaoyou insisted on dragging me into a room. I forgot about it later, I thought I slept with that kid just now, mom It's... I'm scared to death, I won't drink anymore, baby, hold me tight..."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Yu Hedong hugged Jiang Yu and rubbed vigorously, rubbing and rubbing, and asked after a while, "Eh? Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

Yu Hedong sighed again: "Wow, I didn't wear it either."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Yu Hedong asked curiously: "Did we do it? But why don't I remember that I had a good time?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

What the hell do you want me to do with the iron shirt with the golden bell cover you have practiced all night?Use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to deal with you?

Yu Hedong was already full of energy in the morning, and Jiang Yu was trampled in his arms like a white rabbit at the mercy of others.

"Jiang Yu...do you know that this is challenging my bottom line?" Yu Hedong's voice suddenly dropped a lot.

Jiang Yu asked him: "Do you have a bottom line?"

"No, so can we come for a while? Start the first shot of friendship in the morning." Yu Hedong stepped forward and kissed Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu tugged at his ear, "Then let me ask you, what is our relationship?"

"I'm dead, you must not live on."

Jiang Yu: "...answer seriously."

"I can work hard for you, as long as you need it."

"..."

Yu Hedong raised his head slightly and asked Jiang Yu: "Is it... Did you promise me to be together?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

You were fucking asleep when I confessed, you were fucking asleep when I wanted to go to bed, you're a stupid pig.

"I promised, right! Right! Damn it!" Yu Hedong hugged his head and wanted to cheer, but Jiang Yu was afraid that he would run down barefoot and tried to stop him, but Yu Hedong pawed on the head of the bed for a while, and then I searched for a while in the drawer next to it, and finally brought out a bunch of things like presenting treasures.