be the first to suffer

Fuck, giving medicine to seduce the overlord to force his bow or something, I get excited just thinking about it, Jiang Yu decided to learn these routines, and let Yu Hedong taste what it is like to lure a wolf into a house.

Yu Hedong was afraid that Jiang Yu would be hungry, but the refrigerator at home was already empty, so he ordered takeaway for him first.

Jiang Yu originally wanted to pay for it himself. After all, he had taken so much advantage from others, so he couldn't be so shameless. After all, he was once a male god, so he still had to pretend.

Who knows that Yu Hedong has a lot of backbone, he doesn't want to live or die, he said: "Who cares about some money from you?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

Damn, Huluopingyang was bullied by dogs, isn't it because I haven't found a job yet?

Do you still think I have little money?

Wait until I make a lot of money and throw it in your face, wait until you cry and beg me to sleep with you!

The resentment in my heart is hard to calm down, but I can't say such words as ambition, it is easy to slap my face, so Jiang Yu silently keeps a small book in his heart.

Jiang Yu no longer felt sorry for He Dong, seeing him busily tidying up at home, arranging his luggage and packing the closet, he felt more and more relieved.

"Hey, I want to use that cabinet, so take all yours away." Jiang Yu waved his hand and occupied the only cabinet.

Yu Hedong didn't refuse either. He didn't have many things, so he took the clothes hangers and hung them on the balcony.

Looking at his back, Jiang Yu felt that he was a little pitiful again.

This damn compassion.

When going to bed at night, Yu Hedong asked Jiang Yu, "Can I sleep in bed?"

Jiang Yu: Look, I knew you were a wolf, right? A weasel has no good intentions to give a chicken a New Year greeting!

Isn't it to sleep with me?

Want to go to bed on the first day?

"What kind of expression do you have? It's so scary." Seeing that Jiang Yu didn't answer and still looked bitter and bitter, Yu Hedong was scared, and went to sleep on the sofa in the living room with his quilt in his arms.

Jiang Yu frowned, but I didn't say anything.

There must be a reason for going out to sleep so consciously.

Jiang Yu knew that Yu Hedong couldn't get rid of eating shit, so he deliberately didn't lock the door when he went to bed at night, and stared at him until midnight.

He wants to catch the evidence that Yu Hedong has evil intentions.

The two finally slept together, and Yu Hedong would definitely do something to him, such as taking advantage of others while he was asleep.

As a result, Jiang Yu suffered from insomnia that night.

Yu Hedong snored everywhere in the living room, and the sofa couldn't cover him, so he rolled to the floor and fell asleep.

Jiang Yu went to the toilet with dark circles under his eyes at dawn, and when he came out of the bedroom door, he saw Yu Hedong curled up on the ground sleeping with his quilt in his arms, looking so pitiful.

At this time, Yu Hedong in the dream held Jiang Yu in his arms.

Jiang Yu, who was outside the dream, shook her head distressedly, feeling that she was too skinny, and she should treat He Dong better in the future.

When going to sleep again at night, Yu Hedong hugged the quilt again and wanted to go out to sleep.

Thinking of his miserable state sleeping on the floor in the living room, Jiang Yu felt that he was not a thing. He decided to give Yu Hedong another chance and allow him to sleep on the floor in the bedroom.

Yu Hedong was grateful to Dade, and quickly assured him that he would not overstep the distance.

Jiang Yu hummed in her heart, I don't believe I can't catch you this time, you are sleeping under my bed, and you will definitely plot something wrong.

It's a pity that Jiang Yu miscalculated again.

Yu Hedong really slept obediently all night under his bed, and he didn't even pretend to sleepwalk to show his poor acting skills.

This is simply incredible!

impossible!

Yu Hedong is not this kind of person at all!

Moreover, in order to prove that his mind is wrong, Jiang Yu has not slept for two nights, so he can't fall short.

Yu Hedong didn't seem to know Jiang Yu's thoughts, he went out to socialize during the day, and slept on the ground obediently when he came back at night.

Yu Hedong took a shower for a long time before going to bed this night.

Jiang Yu was a little skeptical.

Could it be that he left traces of others on his body and felt that he was dirty so he kept washing himself?

Jiang Yu was furious inside, I was worried about you, but you fucking have a dog outside?

So angry Jiang Yu secretly went to the clothes basket in front of the bathroom and took out the shirt that Yu Hedong had just taken off, put it on his nose and smelled it, huh?

No, why is it full of wine smell, no rouge gouache smell.

But he is a gay guy, where does the smell of rouge and gouache come from?

I'm stumped, how do I check this?

Jiang Yu was distressed when he suddenly heard a voice from beside him, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Yu who was caught smelling Yu Hedong's clothes by the Lord: "..."

It's so fucking embarrassing, when did this person come out, isn't the bathroom door unlocked, I didn't hear the sound of the door opening.

Yu Hedong looked at Jiang Yu's abnormal movements, and asked again, "What are you doing?"

"I smell...I smell the smell in the room, like your clothes." Jiang Yu said without changing his face.

"How is it possible?" Yu Hedong was wearing a pair of underwear, and his whole body looked wet. He took the clothes and put them under his nose and smelled them. He was more puzzled than Jiang Yu, "I don't think it smells good. I just changed it today. of."

Jiang Yu's expression became very strange, and Yu Hedong thought he was angry.

"Hey, I planned to wash it, so don't be angry. Maybe it's because my nose is airtight and I can't smell it. I'll wash it now." Yu Hedong carried a basket of clothes to the washing machine on the balcony to do the laundry.

Slender and powerful legs, bare and broad shoulders.

Masculinity, so attractive.

Jiang Yu: "..."

The more ok it seems, the more problematic it is.

Jiang Yu chased him to the balcony, "You said your nose is airtight, why?"

"A little cold, but it's not a big problem."

"Then why did it take you so long to take a shower?"

Yu Hedong asked back: "Did I use it for a long time?"

"It's 36 minutes longer than yesterday. Are you doing health care?" Jiang Yu asked.

Remember so clearly?

Yu Hedong smiled, "No, I use the bathtub, my back hurts, and it feels comfortable after soaking."

Fuck!back pain!What did you do and your back hurts!

Jiang Yu's expression cracked instantly, "What are you doing? Why do you have a backache?"

Yu Hedong was terribly frightened by Jiang Yu's surprise today, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't do anything, socialize, then socialize."

"Then why is your back hurting?"

Yu Hedong thumped his waist, "My waist is cold, the ground is hard, and it's still a bit cold."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Jiang Yu felt a little uncomfortable. It turned out to be her own fault, but she breathed a sigh of relief, "Forget it, seeing how pitiful you are, I will allow you to sleep in bed tonight."

Yu Hedong was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"

Jiang Yu stretched out four fingers, "You can only sleep a quarter of the bed! More than a quarter, you are a beast!"

Yu Hedong thought for a while and said, "If it doesn't exceed...wouldn't it be worse than a beast? Hey, hey, don't be angry! I'm just kidding, don't worry, I will never cross the line!"