My roommate is my BL reader

***

Ying Zhao asked me: If we couldn't be together in the end, why did we meet in the first place?

I can't answer for a while.

Shengun brewed a cup of Kung Fu tea and said slowly: If we don't meet, how will we know if we can be together.

Ying Zhao saw a photo of Lihua's engagement in Zhao Yun's circle of friends.And then another drunken madness.

Zhao Yun asked me to persuade him.

I grind my teeth: Who told you to stimulate him?What kind of virtue is your cousin? Doesn't your cousin have a B number in his heart?When she cheated on Ying Zhao and played Ying Zhao like a fool, did you enjoy the show?

Zhao Yun was not angry.The man was never angry.He only said: how can outsiders intervene in emotional matters.

I said: Then I can't control him from falling out of love and becoming drunk.

All the disputes caused by love can't be persuaded by others, and it's useless to persuade them.

Besides, I still don't understand what happened to these two people.

Ying Zhao sat on the balcony, pointed at his chest, and asked me to take the knife.He dug out his heart and it didn't hurt anymore.

I said: If I write your crap into a novel, I will definitely be reprimanded.A typical scum girl and cheap man, a combination of scum subject and cheap attack.

Ying Zhao: At first, I also thought it was a simple cookie.I don't know why I fell in love with sadomasochism.

I glanced at her: she abused you, you are affectionate.You are such a fucking lover.It's so cheap.

The magic stick leisurely watered the cactus on the windowsill: it was too tender.Just go through it a few times.

Ying Zhao and I were immediately in awe, and always felt that the emotional journey of the magic stick was very complicated before conversion.

***

There is still truth in the world.

First buddy, rich second generation, playboy.Its appearance is not good, and it has experienced many battles.In the end, he was subdued by a young lady who was three years older than him.

National Day marriage this year.

Ying Zhao: The woman can easily buy Brother Yang's factory and hotel.

Me: I must have married love.

***

weekend.

Miss Suzhou in the class went to the school playground with her girlfriend.

Ying Zhao dragged me to play.

Playing the ball is fake, watching the scenery is real.

He and I sat on the railing and ate popsicles, salivating at the most beautiful scenery on the playground.

The little sister's little girlfriend is more beautiful than her, and she is a northern girl with a height of 177 and an aura of [-] meters.

Ying Zhao regretted it.

Me: Even if the little sister doesn't mess with Ji, she still doesn't like you as a salted fish.

Ying Zhao: Is there anyone who demolishes things like this? ? ?Superficial brother!

After a while, he asked me: what kind of person do you like.

Me: gentle, sensible, know how to advance and retreat.

Ying Zhao: It's too difficult. Next question.

Me: Just be gentle.

Ying Zhao: I fell into the trap of her gentleness at first.

Me: shut up you.

Ying Zhao: She even approached me after she got engaged.

I:? ? ?

Ying Zhao: I don't cry because of regret.I cried because it was such a scum that I liked with all my heart and soul.

Me: Anyway, the gentleness I once had is true...Can I write your experiences into a novel?

Ying Zhao: write @我

I'm just kidding.I don't eat scum, thank you.

Ying Zhao: I am already very pitiful.Why do you still call me cheap.

Me: Isn't it cheap?

Ying Zhao was silent for a few seconds, then said, "Bitch."

Me: Please stop crying, grandpa!Can I call you grandpa, grandpa?

Ying Zhao choked up: Damn, you make me cry, you have to be responsible for me.

I:……

I resisted and didn't smear his face with popsicles.

***

There were quite a lot of people on the playground at this time.

Ying Zhao is particularly conspicuous again.

He bowed his head, sobbing unabashedly.

The people around cast a strong condemning look at me, as if saying: Beast!Scum Gong!Bitch!

I:……

Miss Suzhou found Ying Zhao, brought her little girlfriend with her money, and handed Ying Zhao a facial tissue.

Ying Zhao choked up and said thank you.

The lady asked me what was wrong.

At that time, my brain was pumped, and I said directly: He was heartbroken when he remembered the past of being rejected by you.

Afterwards, Ying Zhao was invited (forcibly pulled) by the young lady's girlfriend to compete against each other on the basketball court.

1on1

Ying Zhao's defeat was horrific, and those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears.

Me: Hahahaha Ying Zhao, you're an idiot, you got intercepted again hahaha.

Ying Zhao lost his eyes, and roared angrily: You fucking laugh again, I will go back to the dormitory and fuck you to death!

The audience was silent.

The little sister's girlfriend stopped attacking immediately, and patted him on the shoulder: Hey, brother.Like-minded people?Sorry, there was a misunderstanding.

The little gay guy from the next bedroom passed by.Not actually passing by.When he is free, he comes to the basketball court to watch Xiao Xianrou.

When he heard the shocking words, he covered his chest with a look of disbelief, then his eyes fluttered, and he held his face:

Ah... Brother Zhao is such a man.Brother Zhao, come and beep me.My waist is very soft...

Ying Zhao: ...

"Sorry. I made a slip of the tongue." He silently picked up the basketball and fled.

Going back to the dormitory, of course, I beat him up.

"Who beeps who?"

Ying Zhao, with a bruised nose and swollen face, said, "Beep me!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I bother!"

The magic stick continued to water the cactus: What a rotten college life.

Within a few days, the cactus watered him to death.

I hold the cactus with pigtails in complicated eyes.

The magic stick still looked like an expert outside the world, and said with emotion: It seems that I am really the fate of the lone star of Tiansha.What to raise and what to die.

Me: shut up.You simply don't know how to raise them, and you insist on pretending to be forceful, and you will end up like this.

God Stick: Don't tear down the stage.surface bro.

***

Let me tell you something amazing.

Zhao Yun likes Ying Zhao.

The magic stick said that he could tell by looking at it.

Zhao Yun is a deep cabinet, or a subject.

Me: You obviously learned the six lines.Don't try to fool me.

God Stick: Believe it or not is up to you.

Then I nervously observed Zhao Yun for 7 days and ended in failure.

I really can't see it.

Let the flow take its course and make up for CP: Black-bellied Beauty Shou X Silly White Sweet Little Milk Dog Gong

Alas!

The author has something to say: This article is a short article of the journal.Mostly memories.It is estimated that it will be over soon.Because I really can't remember any other fun things...don't throw mine~~

☆, 13

Ying Zhao and I went on a trip.

During the security check at the airport, Ying Zhao walked around in circles and took off his coat, taking twice as long as I did.

It was not until boarding the plane that he told me aggrievedly that the staff member pinched his ass.

Me: ...Maybe just to see if you have chrysanthemum poison.

Ying Zhao: Am I that kind of person?

Me: ...you don't look like a nice person.

Ying Zhao once wanted to hit someone.

When we checked in at the hotel, the double bed we booked was gone, only the big round bed.

Ying Zhao: Then this one.

I can not!

Ying Zhao: I won't do anything to you!

Me: I'm afraid of what I will do to you.

Ying Zhao: I'm not afraid!

The sister at the front desk showed a bewildered smile.

In the evening we held candlelight to talk.

Me: Take care of yourself. A 20-year-old is still like a 2-year-old mentally retarded.

Ying Zhao: I have never lived in school.University is the first collective life from childhood to adulthood.

Me: ...forgot that he is a little emperor.

Why.I was the father, and the magic stick was the mother, pulling him up.

This idiot is hypocritical.Worse than me.As the saying goes, nine out of ten men have kidney deficiency.He and I are members of the Ninth Middle School.

When he wakes up and gets sick, the magic stick cooks porridge for him, feeds him porridge, and I tell stories beside him.

MMP.

***

An unpleasant incident happened recently.It is estimated that Mercury is retrograde, and everyone is unlucky.

I know a girl who has a sweet voice and is generous and rich. The only shortcoming is that she likes to be jealous.

Although I think girls are jealous, sensitive, and narrow-minded, mostly because the other party can't give her enough sense of security.

The boy she likes, how should I put it, is very boring.Keep everything in your heart and refuse to say it.

The girl lacked a sense of security, so the two separated and reunited, and after two years they were still in trouble.

After the breakup, the girl did not inquire about the man's life.She let it go and let it go.Later, at a party, the two met again.The man is very attentive and looks like he wants to get back together.

Girls come and ask me what to do.

I said: Then what do you think.

She said she didn't want to.Those days of tormenting each other were too bitter.He blamed her for being narrow-minded, and she hated him for not caring.

My head hurts when I hear it.

I said: how to feel comfortable.You are so cute, you should be chic.

Sometimes, the less you want to see a person, the easier it is to see him.

The girl said: His circle of friends seems to be talking about me.He seems to have been waiting for me.

About a month later, the girl said: I want to get back together.

Me: Let's go then.

At night she told me: He has a girlfriend.I found it the day before yesterday.

I:……

One thought he had been waiting.

One thought she wouldn't look back.

Then just miss it.

The girl said: The lyrics are all lies.What finally waited for you, fortunately did not give up.You see how quickly he gives up.During the year when I was separated from him, I never let go of my guard against anyone because of my injury.And he had several paragraphs.Then we met again, and all the affection was pretended.

I do not know what to say.I'm not good at comforting.

After making a phone call, I could hear her choking up for a while, but finally resolved it with laughter.She laughed herself over there.

Suddenly admire her.

Me: Old girl, you deserve better.This kind of bitch can't survive Chapter 1!You wait for me to write BG, these scumbags will all die!

The girl smiled very happily.

Hope she meets someone who doesn't make her feel insecure anymore.

***

The little bitch next door came to our dormitory again to probe our brains.

Ying Zhao has been frightened ever since he got his hands on him, and the door of the room was locked tightly.

Then the little bitch came and harassed me unfriendly.

He is super fierce: What is the relationship between you and Ying Zhao?

Me: Roommate relationship.

God stick: cohabitation relationship.

Little bitch: Hmph!I knew it was dishonest.hum!

I turned my head to look at the stick, and he said innocently: "Isn't it right? Aren't we living together now?"

Me: This is called living together!

God Stick: Is there a difference?

The little girl asked aggrievedly: Why is Ying Zhao so afraid of me?

Me: Don't make a move, he won't be afraid of you anymore.

Little sissy: Then don't you touch him too? !

Me: ...I was using knives and guns.

I'm speechless.Can this be the same?Ying Zhao knows that I am not interested in his little chrysanthemum, but you are very interested in his little cucumber!

I pushed the magic stick forward: this one is also good.How about you try it?

Little girl: I'm a picky eater!

Me: ...Go away.

He was thrown out of the bedroom by me.Then Sang roared in the corridor: Zhang Wuji, you are so scheming! ! !

I bother.

***

There must be friction when several men live for a long time.

I forgot what the fuse was, and I, Ying Zhao, and Shengun fought, and then Shengun subdued one of them.

I/Ying Zhao: Dad please let me go.

***

He and Ying Zhao took the high-speed train to Hangzhou to play.

It's so hot and there are so many people.

I met a couple quarreling by the West Lake.

Man: You always leave without saying anything.

Woman: You can never let me go!

Then the woman walks in front, and the man follows behind.

Ying Zhao: If I wanted to, I wouldn't let her walk ahead alone. How dangerous it would be for a car to drive over.

After he finished speaking, he turned to look at me: You don't seem to want to let me go.

Me: ...you are the little emperor, who would dare to offend you?

Ying Zhao: I don’t think I’ve ever seen you cry.

Me: This conversation is so weird.Have you been possessed by Xu Xian?

Ying Zhao: I won’t see you after graduation.

me: ah.

Ying Zhao: So I decided to stay here.Where do you go, where do I go to find a job.

Me: Are you sick?

Ying Zhao: The main reason is that the girls here are so beautiful.I'll cheat one first and then go back.

I:……

***

The little sissy in the next bedroom finally found a partner!applaud!

Ying Zhao can relax temporarily and play games with the door open.

It is very hot in summer, and each room has an air conditioner, but if they are turned on together, it is easy to trip, and the electricity bill is very expensive.

So generally open one, open the door to ventilate.

Then the bedroom next door ran to the air conditioner and played mahjong by the way.

Ying Zhao didn't know how to do it, and asked me to teach it.I was busy coding and let the magic stick teach me.

Famous teachers produce outstanding apprentices.Ying Zhao won a lottery.

I became more and more suspicious that it was just a dream that the magic stick took me up the mountain.

Having said that, I haven't been to a Taoist temple for a year.

My mother asked me about my plans after graduation.

Me: I want to make salted fish.

Mom: Hold up the 40cm broadsword.

Me: I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

Mom: What major.

Me: folk customs.

Mom: What's the use of reading it.

Me: eggs.

Mom: Hold up the 40cm broadsword.

There is a senior sister who comes from a family of Yue opera.It is this major that was tested.It's very cool to go up and down to the countryside all day long, looking for lost folk customs.

Tell me about this senior.

Her sexuality remains a mystery to this day.Because she has dated both boys and girls.

The senior sister sings well in opera, and her appearance is reversed.

Her boyfriend was in the same class as her from elementary school to high school.The University is the city next door.He liked her for a full 10 years.

When she was in senior year, the senior sister had a fever and agreed.But she made it very clear to us that she didn't like him.

Girls are easily moved.It is not uncommon to get married because of emotion, and it is not uncommon for people to get divorced when they meet true love because the emotion fades away.

The magic stick told her fortune, and the fortune teller was peach blossoms, and only said one sentence: after marriage, she may have an affair.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

pull back.

After the senior sister was admitted to graduate school, she broke up with her boyfriend.

Cafe.

Boyfriend: You are not calm now.Don't talk, I'll give you some time.Let's separate for a few days and talk to me after you calm down.

Senior: I really don't like you.let's break up.

The senior sister said: At that time, his tears were rolling in his eyes, and I was very calm.Said breakup very ruthlessly, and left.I thought it was nothing at the time, but when I thought about it later, when he talked to me, his voice was choked.Am I too insignificant?The postgraduate entrance examination was very hard, so I just wanted to find someone to accompany me to get through that period of time, and that would be fine.

Ying Zhao told me about this.

Senior sister and Ying Zhao have a very good relationship.

how to say.Senior sister is a person who does her own way.She really didn't say to her friends, that's great.But for lovers, it is too indifferent.

Then she suffered a disadvantage in Ying Zhao's hands.

She once chased Ying Zhao madly, but Ying Zhao ignored her and hung her heart on Xi Hua.

Emotions are fucking fucked up.

The senior sister choked up and said.

She still can't tell whether she likes or is grateful for her boyfriend.

***

Master Yideng's daughter, our literature teacher is married!

Super Plus enjoy!

It is said to be a flash marriage.

***

There was a new teaching assistant, four years older than us.

The monitor fell in love with her deeply, and even openly sent a bouquet of roses to her class.

The teaching assistant blushed like a monkey's ass, accepted the flower, but also refused: Thank you classmates for celebrating my birthday.

Of course her birthday is not today.

The squad leader was sad, depressed, and drank like crazy.Crying like ghosts and howling like wolves in the class group.

Class guide: What's the matter? ? ?

Us: The squad leader is broken in love.

Class guide: Oh.Then you advise.

***

The magic stick picked up a cat.

Ying Zhao likes it, and I like it too.One, three, five, I support, two, four, six, others.Stocking on Sunday.

Cats are so lazy that they sleep all day long.

I looked at it and fell asleep too.

About Zhao Yun.

This guy is elusive, dressed like a beast, and he can't be caught even if he wants to.Naturally, I couldn't find out the tricks between him and Ying Zhao.