The first scumbag in heaven

"It's raining heavily, and the grass and trees in the old hometown are deep. I heard that you are always alone." The male voice sang softly under the night, revealing a little sadness.

Under the light, in the night, Shui Qingqian in purple sat on the railing with a glass of wine and listened to He Honglin singing a song of the present world.

"Fate takes root. We, Jialan Temple listen to the sound of rain and look forward to eternity. Zhang, it's your turn." After singing a song, He Honglin said so, and raised his hand to drink up the teacup in his hand.

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "It's up to me, I didn't agree to sing, I won't sing." While saying this, his subordinates carefully poured tea for He Honglin.

He Honglin said with a lost tone: "If you don't sing or sing, Ah Zhang has forgotten it too." But his eyes looked at the figure behind the nine-layer bead curtain.

Shui Qingqian followed him to look over and said, "Honglin, what's wrong with you?"

He Honglin looked down at the teacup in his hand. Under the bright light, the tea soup was turquoise, reflecting a little bit of gold, which was the color of the golden crown on his hair.He said in a complicated tone: "In the afternoon, he told me that he wrote my name on the list of the immortal masters of Xuewu Fairy Mountain."

Shui Qingqian touched his chin, and suddenly realized: "You are married! Congratulations, congratulations, wait a minute, I came here in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring a congratulatory gift. I'll go buy it now." Saying that, she got up and wanted to leave.

He Honglin quickly stretched out his hand to grab it, and said speechlessly: "It's nothing. Ah Zhang, listen to me first, so I can kill you."

Shui Qingqian was pushed back, and said with a happy face: "Oh, what else to say, what else to say. Hurry up and finish, so I can buy a wedding gift." Marriage is a big event for a fellow villager, how could he give a big gift? just work.One of the things in his warehouse is dedicated to ice-type treasures, why not go back and pack them all for him now.Hey, no, it's still not good enough, I'm thinking about what to give to other people when they get married.

He Honglin said coldly: "He told me about this in the afternoon. I hate that he doesn't tell me anything. He won't tell me anything until I find out."

Hearing the word 'hate', Shui Qingqian's joyful mood cooled down, and he said: "It's really too much, I'll teach him a lesson for you."

He Honglin shook his head and said, "Farewell, he is fine except for this. Besides, if you teach him a lesson, I am the one who is sad."

Shui Qingqian shook her finger and said, "I can use illusion to injure him mentally."

He Honglin said bitterly: "Spiritual injury is also injury, and I will be sad too. Zhang, I just want someone to listen to my distress, not to do something."

Shui Qingqian lowered his body, looked up at him, and said, "Honglin, we are from the same world, we share the same language, we share the same beliefs, and we grow up under the same banner. I respect your choice. Honglin, If you want to cry, I will lend you my shoulder to lean on."

He Honglin said: "Forget it, I don't want to be on Emperor Jinshuo's blacklist yet. Didn't you see that he looked at me several times while eating, and I was so scared that I couldn't even hold my chopsticks steady."

Shui Qingqian said innocently: "Is there? You think too much, Emperor Jinshuo is a majestic emperor, he is not the kind of stingy person."

He Honglin heheed twice, and said: "People who are in love don't have a big heart. I don't believe it. If someone shows kindness to Emperor Jinshuo, you will be happy to see the devil."

Shui Qingqian said: "I admit that if someone has that intention, and Emperor Jinshuo doesn't refuse, I will be very angry when I see it. But isn't it happening yet?"

He Honglin said: "Then you should pay attention to yourself. Emperor Jinshuo is an emperor, and there will be many people who are greedy for his power or appearance. Don't let other people pry your corner."

Shui Qingqian said indifferently: "If I can pry it, it doesn't belong to me. Since it doesn't belong to me, then why should I try to keep it? Say yes, Hong Lin."

He Honglin nodded, a little convinced by him.He said: "Azhang, do you dare to say this to Emperor Jinshuo?"

Shui Qingqian said straightforwardly: "Don't dare, he is very jealous. Hearing this, he must turn his face and quarrel with me."

He Honglin covered his face and kept laughing.It was the first time he had heard someone say that one side of the emperor was very jealous and had a fight, so he couldn't help it.

Shui Qingqian said with concern: "Don't laugh anymore, Hong Lin's smile is so low!"

This sentence somehow hit He Honglin's joke, anyway, he couldn't sit still with laughter, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes.

Shui Qingqian watched him smile from the side, and when he finished, took out a handkerchief for him to wipe away his tears.He added: "Speaking of jealousy, isn't Immortal Master Ji the same?"

He Honglin sighed slightly: "I will cherish it because I have lost it."

Shui Qingqian said puzzledly: "Why, you have been separated before."

He Honglin shook his head, put his hand on his chest, and said, "I was on the verge of death once." Looking back now, my heart hurts.

Shui Qingqian let out a sigh, and said with a dangerous frown: "The amulet I gave you doesn't work?"

"That's not true, but the danger is always unpredictable." What's more, when he was young, he didn't understand the viciousness of the human heart enough, so Ji Shuicheng's junior sister succeeded.

Shui Qingqian said: "That's true. But Honglin, it's not kind of you to tell me now, you should inform me of this as soon as possible. As a fellow villager, and many years older than you, No matter what, brother, I will stand up for you."

He Honglin made a black line, and still said: "Don't mention brother, I have a shadow of these two words. Gu Xuechang, he has already taken care of everything when I was seriously injured and unconscious. Why should I tell you to make you worry for nothing? Woolen cloth."

"Senior? No one has called me that for a long time, call me again."

He Honglin was speechless for a while, but obediently called out: "Senior, Senior Gu." Seeing Shui Qingqian's happy face, he couldn't help but feel happy in his heart.

It’s true that happiness is contagious.

After Shui Qingqian was happy for a while, he patted the shoulders of the people around him, and said earnestly: "Honglin, if this kind of thing happens in the future, remember to let me know, even if I'm too busy to get out of the world, an incarnation is still some."

"I see, next time I encounter a life-or-death matter, I will definitely notify you." If possible, he never wants to encounter similar things again, after all, the injury really hurts!

"That's right, junior." Shui Qingqian patted him on the shoulder again.

"Senior, please be gentle next time." Rubbing his sore shoulder, He Honglin made a sincere suggestion.

Shui Qingqian said innocently: "Am I very strong? Then I won't shoot next time." With spiritual power in his hand, he gently put it on He Honglin's shoulder and crossed over.

He Honglin moved his shoulders and said, "To be honest, it's quite big. My shoulders must be red."

"Then let me see, no, if I dare to see that both of us are in trouble." He Honglin and He Honglin looked into the room together, nodded with sympathy, and tacitly pulled away from each other.

awful!Absolutely miserable!

Why their Taoist companions are all jealous people, I can only say that they really deserve to be brothers, or the kind of troubled brothers.

They silently shed tears of sympathy for themselves and their friends.

Holding the handkerchief exuding the fragrance of lotus flowers, He Honglin said timidly, "Are they here?"

Shui Qingqian patted He Honglin on the shoulder and said, "What are you afraid of? As long as I'm here, no one can hurt you. The jade pendant I gave you is not just good-looking."

He Honglin glanced at him sadly, and said, "He won't hurt me, but if he glanced at me once or twice, I was so shocked that I couldn't eat or sleep."

Shui Qingqian tapped his forehead, said: "Exaggerate you." He casually removed the protective array that had been set up earlier.

One by one, they took the initiative to hold the hands of their partners and dragged them to the river bank.

The water was clear and shallow, they went east, He Honglin and the others went west, under the dim lights, their hands hanging under their sleeves were tightly intertwined, inseparable.

He Honglin looked up at the pavilion emitting orange light, and said, "Are you unhappy?"

Ji Shuicheng said unhappily: "So you still have me in your eyes!"

He Honglin smiled and said: "Why not, I am not blind when you are such a living person standing in front of your eyes."

Ji Shuicheng whispered in displeasure, "That's not what I meant."

He Honglin was still smiling, and he said: "I know. But you are worrying too much. He and I are good friends in the secular world. I can talk to him and do many things with him, but you Unlike him, you are me... In short, we are just friends, don't think too much about it."

Ji Shuicheng gritted his teeth and repeated: "Say a lot of words and do a lot of things?" If you want him not to think too much, who can do it.

I have said so much, you only hear these eight words.He Honglin said helplessly: "Gu Zhang and I are friends and you can be jealous of him. You even had a fiancée before. What did I say about me?" Hey, he was jealous no matter what.

Ji Shuicheng said aggrievedly: "You don't say anything, you don't ask anything, I feel sad too." Perhaps because of the night, some of his inner thoughts can be said.

Obviously you didn't tell me anything.He Honglin was also angry when he mentioned this. He wanted to break free from Ji Shuicheng's hand, but he didn't expect that instead of letting go, Ji Shuicheng held him even tighter, and instead hugged him with one hand.

"Let go." He Honglin punched him angrily, with little strength, and in Ji Shuicheng's eyes, he looked like a spoiled child.

"Don't let me go, I will never let you go."

"Enough, can you have a good talk." The words were like the scene of a horrible murder, and the rare warmth was blown away by the wind.

Ji Shuicheng let him go, held his face in both hands, and said seriously and affectionately: "He Honglin, I want the whole world to know that you are mine."

He Honglin looked at him coldly, and said: "No, you don't want to. Ji Shuicheng, if you dare to cut first and play later, I dare to play with Feng'er and disappear. You don't want to threaten me with the He family, I don't care about anything except Feng'er." The rest of the family, I think you know that."

Ji Shuicheng asked helplessly, "Then when can it be?"

He Honglin thought for a while, and said, "Wait for me to Mahayana." At that time, if Ji Shuicheng hadn't ascended, he would have had the courage to face the master of the immortal sect who was one level higher than him.

Ji Shuicheng said tactfully, "Mahayana? Will it be too long?"

"Then you'll be able to transform into a god, and you won't be able to ascend again." He Honglin tilted his head and smiled, pure and innocent.

"That's still Mahayana." At least he still has some hope before he ascends to the heaven.

"When He Chengfeng leaves the customs, you pass on the position of Patriarch to him. I will guide you to concentrate on cultivation and strive to enter the Mahayana realm within a hundred years."

He Honglin said weakly: "Okay." The Mahayana realm is like cabbage, and there is no one else.