The first scumbag in heaven

In the plain of Yelan Mountain, a wild flower blooms in the wind.In the mountains, two figures, one purple and one white, walked leisurely on the trail. The dew wet their clothes and also soaked their sleeves.

The elves and mobs in the mountains were curiously peeking at the two handsome young masters from among the vegetation.

The young man in purple at the beginning has a handsome and gentle appearance, looking left and right, with a natural sense of playfulness.

Although the young man in white who followed behind was handsome in appearance, he carried an air of nobility that ordinary people could not match. With a sweep of his eyes, the little demons hiding in the grass and trees trembled as if they had been struck by lightning.

The young man in purple turned his head slightly, and smiled at the young man in white: "Brother Ye, why are you scaring them?"

The young man in white said sullenly, "I don't."

The young man in purple took a step back, took the young man in white's arm affectionately, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I blamed you."

The young man in white touched his cheek, but said nothing.

The young man in purple rubbed his hand and said: "I heard that there is a kind of flower in this mountain that is very good. Today we will look for it and see if we can take it home and plant it."

The young man in white said: "As long as you like it." With a sweep of his gaze, the little sparrow monster hiding on the treetop bumped into the tree with a bang, and fell from the treetop.

The young man in purple chuckled, swept away his spiritual power, supported the little sparrow demon, and put it safely on the tree.

Wow, it turned out to be a person from the heavens.The little demons around sighed in their hearts while desperately sucking up the scattered aura in the air.

Walking to the mountainside, the two young masters found a clean lawn, waved their hands, and a table of tea and snacks appeared.The two sat and drank tea, feeling very uncomfortable and leisurely.

The weather is fine and the air is crisp, and the mountain breeze brings the fragrance of flowers.Of the two young masters facing him, the purple-clothed one propped his chin and said casually: "Brother Ye, do you really think so?"

The young man in white said: "It's hard to say."

The young man in purple gave a disdainful smile, and said, "The world is changing, and there is nothing permanent."

The young man in white clapped his hands silently, without saying a word.

The young man in purple closed his eyes and began to rest his mind.

The mountain breeze is gentle, attracting all the elves and monsters in the mountain to gather here to secretly inhale the aura that comes with the gods of the heavens.

Jingle bell, jingle bell.The melodious bell rang, and a slim figure appeared from the top of the mountain in the middle of the mountain.

The young man in white who was drinking tea glanced at her, then frowned in displeasure, his eyes were piercing.

The young man in purple said lazily: "Where is the little demon, report your life." With his eyes still closed, his fingers resting on the stone table impatiently tapped, layers of murderous spiritual power overflowed from his fingertips, and he was so frightened. The surrounding elves and mobs froze in place, wanting to leave but not daring to move.

Under their majestic aura, the flower demon Huaniang who lives in seclusion here can only stare at the unkind eyes of the young man in white and bow down, saying: "Wujishan Huaniang has seen two gods."

The young man in purple opened his eyes like autumn water, and asked with interest: "Hua Niang? You are the tiger of Wuji Mountain."

Under the unfriendly eyes of the young man in white, Hua Niang nodded in agreement.

The young man in purple glanced around at Hua Niang's slim figure with interest, and was about to ask something when he was interrupted.

The young man in white said: "There's nothing wrong here, get out." Layers of spiritual power emanated from him, and a trace of the power of thunder that symbolized the righteousness of heaven and earth appeared faintly.

Hua Niang, who was naturally afraid of Tianlei, dared not stay any longer, and slipped away in a hurry.

The young man in purple said leisurely: "I haven't done anything yet, just leave it like this, if I'm real"

The young man in white raised his eyes to look at him, his eyes were filled with lightning strikes.

The young man in purple tilted his head and smiled, continued to rest his chin, closed his eyes and rested his mind.

Hua Niang, who returned to the cave, looked so gloomy and terrifying. She stood in front of a stone wall, clasped her hands, and muttered to herself for a while before stopping.She brushed the broken hair around her ear, showing a charming smile.

Turned around and sat down, asked Xiaoyao what happened to the two people on the mountainside, Xiaoyao replied: They are still in the same place.

where?Hua Niang said: "Continue to monitor." She didn't believe that they came here to enjoy the scenery and drink tea.

The little demon led the way and left.

In the middle of the day, they put away the table and went to a waterfall in the mountains. The little demon who was watching secretly reported their whereabouts to Hua Niang.

Hua Niang was combing her hair, when she heard the little demon's report, she stopped in doubt, wondering why they were going to the waterfall.There are no other precious things except a newly born quiet orchid.Could it be that they really came to visit Wuji Mountain?

Hua Niang recalled what they did and said when they came to the mountain, and she was really puzzled.

Is it just to find a flower?

'The world's ten thousand laws are the most difficult to detect and break.Hua Niang, when you can't see through a person's purpose, you might as well guess boldly and think about it.You, everything is fine, but you are too timid, like a rabbit. '

The words Xuan Yifei once said sounded again, Hua Niang touched the moist eye sockets, and decided to make herself bolder, anyway, it is not a loss for me to have lived for so many years.

Instructing the little demons to pay attention to the movements of the two heavenly gods, she quietly went down the mountain, looked for her old friends, and told how frightened she had been.

The old friend said: "The gods of the heavens, do you know which side this is from?"

The flower girl shook her head.

Except for the emperors of the four directions, she didn't remember anything about Xingjun and Tianzun in the heavens. Although she had seen their portraits, she quickly forgot them.

The old friend shook his head helplessly, and said: "Emperors from all over the world have sent their subordinates. If we don't know who it is, we will fall into a passive position."

Hua Niang said: "Can we ask directly?"

The old friend rolled her eyes and said, "Will we believe what they said?"

Hua Niang hesitated, "Probably not."

The old friend had a headache for a while, and really couldn't figure out how the city lord fell in love with her back then, could it be because she was stupid.

Hua Niang looked at her old friend and asked helplessly, "Then what should we do now?"

The old friend thought for a while, and said: "You sit here, I will go to someone to ask."

As soon as you go to the high city, you will worry about thousands of miles, and the reeds and willows are like Tingzhou.At the beginning of the creek and cloud, the sun sinks into the pavilion, and the mountain rain is about to come, and the wind fills the building.They walked and stayed, lowering their eyes, hiding the murderous intent in their hearts.

After her old friend left, Hua Niang also left after sitting for a while.

The demon servants sweeping the courtyard were busy and did not notice her leaving.

Her old friend's house was in Nanfang of Yanzhi City, and she wandered all the way to the center of the city, and even bought some pearls, hairpins and powders while walking around.

Her actions made those who followed secretly anxious.

The city center of Yanzhi City is a square street with four directions leading to the southeast, northwest and four squares, so it is extremely prosperous.

Those who followed secretly were worried that she would not be here, and did not care about being discovered by her, so they hurriedly followed and watched her at a distance of only five steps away.

Hua Niang wandered around, looked left and right, and bought one or two things she wanted from time to time.

She stopped at a place where she bought handkerchiefs, because the stalls were surrounded by banshees, and it was not easy to follow them in secret. They each chose a stall, looked at the things on the stalls, and looked at it out of the corner of their eyes. flower girl.

The stall owner saw that they were dissatisfied with picking and choosing, so he chased people away with words, and when he went to look again, the figure of the flower girl was no longer in front of the stall.

Hua Niang leaned in the private room of the tea house, looked through the window to see the unknown person looking for her without thinking, chuckled lightly, and said to herself: "I know." People's hearts are unpredictable, and so is the demon's heart. Thousands of years have passed, and the friendship between friends in the past has long faded.She doesn't believe him, and he also has plans.

Hua Niang stayed in the teahouse box for a while, then returned to Nanfang.Her real destination is not in the center of the city but in Nanfang, where she has a house, which was given to her by Xuan Yifei before his death, and there is a way to contact his loyal guards in it.

On the other side, dug Jinglan, the two young men in purple and white, transformed into figures, merged with the monsters in the city, and returned to the small courtyard by the water at night.

Starry, two or three lights, they transplanted Jinglan by candlelight.Shui Qingqian was dressed in a simple and elegant white gauze dress, gently stroking the green leaves of Jinglan.

Emperor Jinshuo was also dressed in white clothes, but it was much more luxurious than the clear water. The white clothes were embroidered with golden flowers and plants, which shimmered a little under the candlelight.

Emperor Jin Shuo saw that he was playing with the branches of Jinglan with great interest, and his slender and white fingers gently stroked between the buds of Jinglan, bringing out bursts of faint floral fragrance.

"Do you like it?" Emperor Jinshuo picked up a strand of black hair, played with his fingertips gently, and put it under his nose to sniff from time to time.

Shui Qing said lightly: "I can't say whether I like it or not, it's just that it can calm the mind, it's a good thing." He will collect some good things, just in case they will be used someday.

Emperor Jinshuo snorted, and said, "Good thing? It's been ten thousand years without a single wit, so what's so good about it?"

Shui Qingqian knew that he was venting his anger, so she leaned over and kissed him on the cheek reassuringly, "Dijun, don't be angry, I didn't listen to you, didn't I talk to her."

Emperor Jin Shuo frowned and said, "I'm not against you using means to stir up disputes, you can use any strategy, but you can't use beauty tricks." When he saw him hugging the banshee a few days ago, he was very troubled. It took a lot of strength not to explode on the spot, but just dragged him away.

Shui Qingqian blushed, and shyly said: "I know, the beauty trick will only be used for you in the future." He forgot the fact that he already had a Taoist companion for a while, and continued to act as usual. When he realized that Emperor Jinshuo's face had changed When it was dark, he put down in time but did not appease Emperor Jinshuo's anger. Instead, he was pressed on the couch for a long time before being let go by Emperor Jinshuo.Although they didn't reach the home base, they have already reached the third base. According to this progress, the home run is just around the corner.

Thinking about what happened the previous nights, and thinking about the future, he couldn't help blushing, looking at him with anger and resentment, hesitant to speak.Emperor Jinshuo's throat moved, he hugged him back to the room, and put him on the bed.

"Can you?" Fingers caressed his girdle.

Shui Qingqian opened her eyes to look at him, and said after a while, "What if I say no?" Then will you stop?Can you bear to be rejected again and again by a star emperor?

Emperor Jinshuo was stunned for a moment, got off him, lay sideways beside him, looked at him, and said: "It's okay, you can reject me, we are serious Taoist couples, and it's not that kind of relationship." There is no such thing as a relationship that only talks about the flesh. He has seen a lot, so he naturally doesn't want to have that kind of superficial relationship with Shui Qingqian.Although the relationship between them has not been announced to the heavens, but he recognized it at the beginning and asked, and Shui Qingqian agreed.They are Taoist couples, and they care more about emotions than their bodies.

Shui Qingqian smiled lightly, and said: "That's right. But Dijun, you really don't want to, don't you want to taste the taste of the past few days?" Saying this, he turned over and hugged Emperor Jinshuo.

Emperor Jin Shuo said in a hoarse voice: "I think so." He bowed his head and kissed him lightly.