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It is said that Wang Ren lost his waist when he went to the toilet, and he took three consecutive days of sick leave starting from Tuesday.

"I'm only 30 years old and my waist is like this. Brother Wang's wife has to cry to death." Sun Yu said.

Without the homeroom teacher, the students in Class Nine went crazy and became three-headed hell dogs running wild. The young lovers shrank behind the curtains and had to live in twos, threes, or fours.

Like Lin Ran, who willfully and recklessly did not come for four days.

If this Lin Ran had been in the key school before Qi Jiu, he would have been expelled for four consecutive days of absenteeism.Qi Jiu reckoned that he should still be a habitual offender, and no teacher or student would care whether he came or not.

After school was over on Thursday afternoon, Class [-] adjusted seats according to the usual practice. Qi Jiu moved from the fourth group near the window to the first group near the corridor, and brought Lin Ran's desk there in a very friendly manner.

Anyway, there was nothing in the table hole that belonged to a scumbag, and it was so light that when he put it down, the subject intention form and the fingernail eraser lying inside could roll out together.

Qi Jiu bent down to pick it up, and when he got up, he saw a huge and round belly in front of him.

Wang Ren's.

Qi Jiu nodded to him, Wang Ren walked in slowly with his hands on his waist, his eyes swept around the messy classroom.

"Qi Jiu, come here." Wang Ren waved.

Qi Jiu stuffed the books on the table into the table hole and followed Wang Ren out of the classroom.

Wang Ren walked with great difficulty with his beer belly, and looked a bit like a pregnant woman from behind.

"Did Lin Ran come to school?" Wang Ren smiled warmly.

Qi Jiu wanted to say "I didn't come", but ended up saying "Just left".

"Don't cover for him, I know he didn't come." Wang Ren said, "I called him several times but no one answered."

Qi Jiu was unable to pick up the words for a while.

"He was the only one in the class who didn't submit the subject intention form. Our school has a lot of people who choose liberal arts. If he doesn't fill out this form, he will be automatically transferred to the science class..." Wang Ren frowned.

Qi Jiute wants to ask, is he reading texts at the same table or doing his shit?

"In this way, I should have sent him the letter of intent, but today the school holds a badminton match for teachers and staff, and I have to be the referee." Wang Ren rubbed his waist, "And my waist is just right..."

"Do you want me to send it?" Qi Jiu interrupted him.

"Yes, do you know where his home is?" Wang Ren looked very happy.

"I probably know." Qi Jiu answered honestly.

"Look, what I said before, you are really a special case!" Wang Ren patted Qi Jiu on the shoulder, "This Lin Ran is a bit out of place, you usually talk to him more if you have nothing to do, and care about him more, we will try to make him Bring it back to the right path."

"Brother Wang, do you have any misunderstandings about me?" Qi Jiu was quite helpless, "Let's not talk about leading back to the right way, do you think I am a gregarious person?"

Wang Ren was silent for a long time, and then smiled sincerely and embarrassedly: "Then you two are just right."

Qi Jiu was speechless.

It's a pity that Wang Ren is a teacher, he should be a matchmaker.

Before leaving school, Qi Jiu specially sent Lin Ran a WeChat message to confirm that he was at home.

He rode a bicycle, and according to the map of Gaode, he managed to find the restaurant that Zhao Qianhui invited to eat last time, and then walked around the street that looked the same for almost half an hour, and finally arrived at the small broken park of Lin Ran's house. .

-"I have arrived."

- "Come down."

Qi Jiu parked the car beside a tree, sweat dripped down his neck into the seam of his T-shirt, just for a short while when he couldn't find his way to look at the map, his phone was already burning like a time bomb.

It's only the end of May, what the hell is the weather in the south, I can hear cicadas singing when I stand under a tree.

After waiting for several minutes, Lin Ran's WeChat message came back——

- "I'm down there."

Qi Jiu frowned.

- "Don't get off."

- "Come down quickly."

- "I'm down there." Lin Ran sent another one that was exactly the same.

Qi Jiu felt angry, bowed his head and answered him with two full stops.

I'm sweating from the heat downstairs in your house, do you still have the time to make noodles?

-"I'm leaving."

Lin Ran quickly answered him with a question mark, and sent him two more sentences in a hurry before he was about to push the bicycle——

- "I'm down there."

- "Downstairs."

Qi Jiu stared at this sentence for a while, and felt happy for the first time.He suspected that he had some obstacles in communicating with this southerner, so it would be best to hire an interpreter.

Qi Jiu walked to the downstairs of the residents, and the lotus flowers in the artificial lake bloomed, and the pink ones and yellow ones gathered together and grew blindly.

Lin Ran, who is very skinny on the Internet, is now sitting on a grassy slope watching the live broadcast of the football game.

The dog named Bahuang squatted beside Lin Ran, buried his head to eat a little bit of beef in his palm, and turned the dog's head vigilantly after hearing Qi Jiu's footsteps.

Maybe the weather is hot and the fur is cut baldly, so Qi Jiu gave it the word "ugly" in his heart.

With just one glance, Ba Huang rushed towards Qi Jiu without hesitation.

Of course no leash.

"Eight Yellow." Lin Ran called out slowly, his eyes still on the screen.

Bahuang, who was in front of Qi Jiu's eyes, rushed to the brakes suddenly, and hit Qi Jiu's calf without stopping.

"Here, fill it out and hand it in tomorrow morning." Qi Jiu walked over and handed Lin Ran the letter of intent in his trouser pocket.

The ball on Lin Ran's screen was hitting a critical moment, so he didn't bother to look up, and put it on his lap after catching it.

Qi Jiu was tired all the way, so he was not in a hurry to leave right now, he simply took a rest where he was and petted the dog by the way.

The place where Lin Ran stays is a wind outlet, and there are mango trees on the top for shade. When I stand here, the cool breeze comes from the lake, gusts of wind.

"I'm afraid you're a weak dog, Huigen." Qi Jiu squatted down and looked at Ba Huang.

Lin Ran raised his eyes, Bahuang was shaking his hurt head in aggrieved manner, but his tail was still wagging excitedly.

"It likes you." Lin Ran said.

"I didn't see it," Qi Jiu straightened up, "You dog chased me for several blocks last week, do you know?"

"It's just like that. Seeing the long-legged Guliang, it chases half of the city." Lin Ran changed his posture and stabilized the phone.

"I'm a man."

"It's only four months old, and it's still stupid. How can you tell if you're wearing a handle..." Lin Ran smiled.

This man, who didn't know whether he was teasing him or taking care of him specially, imitated him when he talked about Erhuayin.

"What's this dog's name... Bahuang?" Qi Jiu asked.

Bahuang heard someone calling his name, and jumped up and down at his feet several times.

"You call it's name, reach out your hand, and it will shake your hand." Lin Ran said.

"It's a nasty name, thank you for being able to say it." Qi Jiu looked down at Ba Huang, and stretched out his hand towards it, "Ba Huang."

Bahuang excitedly raised the dog's paw and put it in Qi Jiu's palm, his black and round eyes were shining.

"Bahuang is my eighth pet, and there are seven more in front of me." Lin Ran said, stretching out his hand to smooth its fur.

Ba Huang, a silly dog, thought that Lin Ran was going to shake hands with him, and was so excited that he put another dog's paw on the back of Lin Ran's hand.

On one side is Qi Jiu, and on the other side is Lin Ran.

Don't mention how strange this posture is, Lin Ran let go directly, and Bahuang showed a little disappointed expression.

"What you said on WeChat before... Liuhua is true?" Qi Jiu weighed Bahuang's paw.

"Yeah." Lin Ran smiled, "There's Qixi in the middle, it's a magpie, its wings were injured, it was picked up and raised for a while, and then it flew when its wings recovered."

"Your house must become a zoo." Qi Jiu focused on playing with the dog, and said a few words in his mouth, "When you pick up the [-]th pet, you can name it Pepsi."

Lin Ran didn't bother to answer, when suddenly a small drop of water hit his arm.

"Fuck, is it raining?" Qi Jiu raised his head.

The rain came suddenly enough that there was no sign of it, or even a change in the weather.

The two of them ran towards the residential building with a dog, and got half drenched within a short distance of tens of meters.

Bahuang got into the hole in the building and frantically shook his hair, and sneezed hard twice when he was done.

"This is the first time I've seen a dog sneeze." Qi Jiu laughed.

"It hiccups when it's full. It's never seen before." Lin Ran looked at him, "Fuck/Why are you so wet..."

Qi Jiu lowered his head and looked at his eyes, "It grows tall and is close to the rain."

Even if he didn't know Lin Ran before, Qi Jiu can talk nonsense.

Summer/The clothes are thin enough, and his slightly wet ones can directly show the outline of his body.

Lin Ran just felt a little blindsided.

"You wait here, I'll go up and get you an umbrella." Lin Ran climbed upstairs after speaking.

Bahuang groaned and groaned to express his dissatisfaction, so he had to follow him to escape.

Normal people would invite others to their home to shelter from the rain, but there are always some people who don't like to let outsiders go to their own home, Qi Jiu didn't find it surprising.

He was just left to dry in the dark cavern, and the clothes on the back were very wet, and it was very uncomfortable to stick to his back.

He picked up the hem of his clothes and shook it a few times. After the wind poured in, people shook three times.

When Lin Ran came down again, she had already changed her clothes, and handed him a neatly rolled black folding umbrella, "My sister's, just use it."

"Thanks, then I'll go back first." Qi Jiu took the umbrella.

"Qi Jiu." Lin Ran called him.

Qi Jiu stopped and looked back at him.

"Do you study literature?" Lin Ran asked without thinking.

"Scholarly."

"Then I'll choose the same one." Lin Ran didn't even think about it, and took out the subject intention form, "I won't go to class tomorrow, so just thank me for lending you the umbrella and hand it in for me."

This person made a decision in this arbitrary way.

Qi Jiu unfolded it and saw that the watch was still empty, only the word "Lin Ran" was written in the column of the name in a very ostentatious manner.

"...Parents sign it bro." Qi Jiu unfolded the letter of intent for him to read.

Lin Ran only glanced at it, "You sign."

"I signed it and you should call me Dad." Qi Jiu said with a cold face.

"Calling you Ninth Master," Lin Ran said, "I'll sign it."

"...You won." Qi Jiu put the letter of intent in his pocket and pointed at him.

Lin Ran laughed and waved at him.

"Then I'm going back to eat, Master Jiu, remember to fill it out and bring it to me."

With a sullen face, Qi Jiu waved at him helplessly, and Lin Ran climbed the stairs and disappeared not long after.

He walked out of the cave, and the rain was still falling, not as heavy as before.

Qi Jiu unfastened the straps of the folding umbrella and opened it.

"Hold."

This umbrella has a pattern.

Peppa Pig.

The author has something to say:

Focus today①

Lin Ran: "I'm below."

Brother Lin himself admitted that he was below, little angels, don't make a mistake, attack Lin Ranshou for a long time.

Focus today②

Lin Ran: "Bahuang is my eighth pet..."

Lin Ran: "Calling you Ninth Master."

Applause and congratulations to Qi Jiu.