Wang Fugui's Counterattack

64.

The feeling of playing a dead body is really not good. The system will automatically adjust your body to a stiff state, and your body temperature will drop. I lay stiff on the tiled floor of the women's toilet. I lay there for three days, cold and hungry, and no one was there. Come in and find me.

I don't understand, since this gay bar doesn't have women going to the toilet, why build a women's toilet?

In the end, a man found me, because his camera captured me lying in the picture for three days, he thought his camera was broken, so he came to check.

I think it’s time to submit an article for the Confusing Behavior Award. If a man secretly takes pictures of the women’s bathroom in a gay bar, is there some kind of disease?

He called the police, and when the police came, they took him away decisively.

I was carried to the forensic doctor, who was wearing a huge white mask, looking at me with a scalpel, his eyes were bent, and he looked like he was smiling, not charming. "It's okay, I'll take it easy."

I want to report him, but he speaks pornography. Although I call myself a Sao, I am also a Sao with integrity. Now only Yan Qiuchi can speak pornography to me!

When the forensic doctor cut me open, I didn't feel anything, and even winked at him, the forensic doctor warned me: "Don't act cute."

I think a corpse winking at you is acting cute, brother, how much mouth do you have?

Moreover, I was covered in corpse spots, bruised and purple, and I looked really ugly, yet he could still say such words, this big brother, you are not from the Ice Love family, are you?

I couldn't help shivering, goosebumps stood up, and the system immediately warned me, "This corpse, please be more professional, if you keep shaking, you will be seen as a fake."

I was held down by the forensic doctor with one hand, "Don't move."

I was suddenly as quiet as a chicken, and was dissected.

After it was over, I left the stage, and the system automatically restored me to my original appearance. I touched my gradually warming body, and moved a little. After lying down for so long, I became stiff.

I followed them in the crowd to watch them continue the performance. The forensic doctor spoke lightly to the criminal policeman with a long list of technical terms that I couldn't understand.

I murmured: "What are you doing, shouldn't we go solve the case together at this time, why are you flirting and arguing?"

The passer-by gave me a sideways look: "What do you think, now this novel is full of wheat bran, and no one will read a novel like this without wheat bran."

I said, "Oh."

At some point, I was hugged from behind by someone, I flinched in fright, smelled the familiar smell of soap on that person, my tense body relaxed, and I leaned against him lazily, "You are so brave, You, a criminal suspect, dare to come here, are you not afraid of being caught?"

Yan Qiuchi pinched my face, "Don't be afraid, the official CP of my book is that person."

He pointed to the detective.

I gritted my teeth: "Damn, why? Why do I play a corpse, and you play a criminal, and you can still have CP with the criminal police?"

Yan Qiuchi sighed: "Maybe the author is more of a monster, we can also count as CP, but it's just Be's CP."

I suddenly thought of some broken memories of the world I was born in, which is also the CP of be, and I whispered: "It's fine that the future perfect world doesn't know be. I will be the protagonist and let you live a good life."

He was silent for a while, and said leisurely: "Okay."

65.

Sure enough, Yan Qiuchi and the criminal police are the official CP. Yan Qiuchi is not only acting as a criminal, but also a criminal lurking beside the criminal police. No one noticed, Yan Qiuchi clenched his hands tightly.

The head of the criminal police is very handsome, and he is not inferior next to Yan Qiuchi. I suspect that Yan Qiuchi and the criminal police station should be the criminal policeman attacking Yan Qiuchi. Later, I checked, and it really is.

After the show ended that day, I ran to Yan Qiuchi to laugh at him. He was indifferent to my ridicule and said coldly, "You will regret it."

I wish I regretted it sooner, if I don't I return it!

I was rolling in Yan Qiuchi's arms, and he pinched the back of my neck and said, "Don't push me."

I moved my crotch silently, what can I do, it is normal for a man who has been married for so many years to have someone he likes and can't control himself.

Yan Qiuchi covered my eyes, put his hand down, and I said, "Wouldn't you be caught doing such obscene things in this world?"

"No, shut up."

I closed my mouth aggrievedly, the scale of each book is different, some books can be used in all positions without any problem, and some books will be caught even if you kiss on the mouth, remembering Su’s more than 200 years, I will definitely have a nightly singing in the future a perfect world.

I gasped and let it out in Yan Qiuchi's hand, he took a look at it before wiping it, I was a little shy, I poked my neck and said to him: "What are you looking at, don't you have it yourself?"

"Why are you ashamed?" He pinched my face.

I found that he likes to pinch my face very much. Does he want to pinch my face to make me ugly, so that no one will like me in the future, so I can only be with him?

Definitely yes, scheming scumbag!

I nestled in his arms and rubbed my face against his chest. The soap smelled good.

66.

"There is only one real murderer—"

"That's Yan Qiuchi! You!"

The criminal policeman pointed at Yan Qiuchi, with a cold and stern expression, staring at Yan Qiuchi with cold eyes, I actually saw a trace of heartache in his eyes, this criminal police scene is really good.

I stood in the crowd, watching their last scene on my feet.

Yan Qiuchi smiled wryly, and after a long silence, he said, "It's me."

"Why, aren't you good friends?"

"The number of times I have had sex with him is countless. Is there such a good friend?"

"Yes, he and I are a couple."

"I killed him, I admit it, I'm still thinking, when will you find out, I didn't expect you to check for so long, and I exposed so many flaws in vain."

The criminal policeman's eyes widened, and he almost gritted his teeth: "You let me down so much, the murderer I don't want is you, a scum like him, why do you ruin your bright future!"

The crowd looked at me, I felt bitter, I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense, I am just a poor corpse.

Yan Qiuchi said coldly, "He's a scum."

"He was behind my back, had sex with other people, and took them home, thinking I didn't know, but I had already installed a camera at home, and I could clearly see what he was doing."

"I used the camera to see him getting up, changing clothes, going out, and sleeping. He was under my sight all the time."

"But he betrayed me."

"I love him so much."

The detective frowned and said, "You pervert."

"I'm a pervert." Yan Qiuchi laughed loudly, staring at the criminal policeman with scarlet eyes, with a ferocious face, and said, "If I could do it all over again, I would still kill him. can die in my hands."

I think what is wrong with me to bear such a psychological shadow?

Yan Qiuchi is a wolf.

So perverted, I like it so much.