Wang Fugui's Counterattack
Chapter 2
4.
I am Wang Fugui, sitting on the ground with a hole in his chest still bleeding, with tears in his eyes, I am the pitiful and decrepit one.
I sat on the grass and watched Gao Lingzhihua with a Tianjin accent make a phone call. His younger brother held his face with a half-smile and looked at his senior brother for a while and me for a while.
"Hey, hi! Well, I'm in trouble again! Please help me, it's the last time!"
"Hey, you are really, who are we and who! What you said is a matter, I will definitely handle it for you!"
"Hey, hey! That's fine! Contact me again!"
Gao Lingzhihua hung up the phone and looked at me apologetically, "Hey, brother, I'm so sorry, I've already contacted a friend who can put you in other worlds, and he's also a supporting role with a name, will it work?"
His junior brother squinted his eyes and looked at me, the meaning in his eyes was obvious, don't get too close.
I nodded with tears in my eyes: "Okay, okay, okay, thank you brother."
Kaolin Zhihua felt embarrassed: "Hey! Which one of us is with whom! Please be polite! Let's play mahjong together when you have time!"
His junior brother smiled: "Then I'll take you out."
I nodded.
His younger brother waved his hand, and the ancient sword magnified dozens of times in an instant. The three of us sat on the ancient sword. Gao Lingzhihua stood in front holding his younger brother's waist. I hugged the sword and lay behind me, facing the clouds In the mountains and rivers below, a heart trembles non-stop.
It seems that the younger brother's driving skills are still good, and he didn't throw me to death when I reached the gate.
In the future, he should also be a qualified old driver.
Flower of Gaoling told me to go to a novel world called All the way to the East. I am very happy in my heart, can I not be happy?the name!What a depth to listen to!It looks like a literary novel!
I went to report with joy, and I was sent in after receiving the script. Before I opened the script, I found that this place seemed to be different from what I thought...
This is a large clubhouse with a magnificent interior, there is nothing wrong with it, the problem is...
Why are there so many naked boys standing in a row here?
Um?The only man inside who was wearing clothes pulled me over and urged, "Quick, quick! Take off your clothes!"
I had a flash of inspiration, oh, I see!This must be a literary novel written by a young man who goes to sea!ah!What a touching director, who can pay attention to the bottom-level boy... I must play well!
Hmm...but are there literary novels in Sand Sculpture World?
I was stripped naked and pushed into the middle of a row of teenagers.
The only man with the clothes asked me, "You new? What's your name?"
I opened the script and took a look, oh, it's the same as my real name, and I said, "Wang Fugui."
The man sneered: "Oh, the name you gave you in this script is too silly!"
I:"……"
The man pointed at the orchid and said, "If you give me such a silly name, I promise to stop acting!"
Me: "Then your name is...?"
The man is full of confidence: "He's called Tony!"
Me: "Oh, how western."
Not much better than my name!Anyway, my name is still rich!His name is exactly the same as the name of my exclusive hair director in the first world, what an air!
A man in a plaid shirt and square-rimmed glasses walked in, a little submissive, Tony rolled his eyes, walked over and showed a professional smirk: "Brother, what do you want?"
The man said slowly: "The best..."
Tony was overjoyed, but the man went on to say, "I can't afford it..."
Tony: "..."
The man said, "Let's get a medium one."
Tony looked at me and pointed at me: "How is he?"
I:"?"
The man nodded: "He is so good-looking, he is very expensive."
Tony said: "Not expensive, not expensive, although he is noble, but free."
I:"?"
The eyes under the man's glasses sparkled: "That's good."
Tony gave me a hand: "Go to the room and wait for brother if you haven't washed it yet!"
I clutched my chest and yelled: "No, no, no, no! I'm a prostitute, not a prostitute!"
Tony said: "What kind of art is selling! We sell here. We don't sell art! Why are you here, making trouble?"
I handed him the script: "I, I, I, I'm just here to play the part, I don't play the heroine."
I added angrily: "Besides, how can it be free! Am I the kind of loser!"
The man looked at me thoughtfully: "Okay, 99 yuan is fine."
I:"?"
Don't even give me 100 yuan!
5.
Tony raised his orchid and pointed at my head: "You lose money! Who recruited you here! I'm so mad!"
I covered my head, avoiding his deadly one finger, "I don't know, stop poking me, it hurts!"
Kaolin Zhihua is too unreliable, he even put me in a sand sculpture sq novel as a supporting role, I am so good-looking, why do I have to be a leading actor!
Tony fondly touched his freshly finished nails, and said, "Hmph, I would hurt my nails if I poked you!"
I am tearful.
Tony sighed: "Forget it, you definitely won't be able to stay here. I don't accept good poultry here. Let me introduce you to a place."
I nodded quickly.
Tony was on the phone: "Hey, old iron, Gaha, let me introduce you to someone!"
I:"?"
Is this Northeast scumbag smell the delicate sister I met just now?In an instant, mother 0 becomes iron t!
"Old man, what are you talking about! Why are you pushing me so much? It's because I can't speak well!"
"Okay, that's it, it's done!"
Tony put down his phone and looked at me with a clever smile: "Oh, I told you that I will be good sisters from now on!"
I:"?"
Is the phone some kind of strange switch?Can switch different personalities of tony?
Me: "Thank you sister!"
I recalled this encounter, and asked again: "Sister, isn't it also this kind of novel?"
Tony glanced at me, and suddenly laughed hehehe: "No, I introduced you to another universe, it's serious, it's realism literature."
My eyes lit up, I hugged Tony fiercely, and kissed his face twice: "Sister! You are my real sister! No! You are my real mother!"
Tony wiped his face and looked at me with disgust: "Do you love mom?"
Me: "I love you! Mom!"
6.
Carrying Tony's maternal love, I packed my bags and left this world again. The excitement in my heart is beyond words. I finally don't have to be a sand sculpture!
I can be a supporting actor in realism literature!Realist literature!What depth!If this realism literature won any prize, I would be honored too!
I imagined that I was living a deep life in the universe of realism literature, and I would never encounter inexplicable deaths, nor would I encounter inexplicable protagonists. This is simply... so happy!
I can't help but spend money on the most expensive spaceship first class, which costs 15484645484645 yuan, but I don't care because I have plenty of money.
This is my first time out of the world, so excited, I saw the world of stars in the endless darkness outside through the window, I covered my hot face with excitement: "Is there realism literature there?"
The spaceship flew over, oh no.
That colorful universe...it shouldn't be... Well, the girl with the colorful hair and awl face sitting in front of me got off the spaceship.
That should be Mary Sue World.
That pink universe... Oh, the beautiful girl sitting next to me got off the spaceship with her drawing board in her arms.
That should be the world of romance.
Hmm, that yellow... universe?Um?Sitting behind me, the two men who have been hugging and kissing since entering the spaceship and performing the live version of Jiwei got off the spaceship.
Ah, I also kind of want to go to that universe.
Finally, a gray and dark universe appeared in front of me. I touched my chin. This color, at first glance, was the criminal investigation universe.
"Hello, you have arrived in the Realism Literary Universe. Passengers who are going to the Realism Literary Universe, please take your belongings and get off the boat one by one. Please stand firm and support the boat before stopping."
I:"……"
Realistic literature really has depth. This gray is full of the author's thinking about human nature and accommodates the deep emotions of the characters. My God, this gray is so perfect!
I am Wang Fugui, sitting on the ground with a hole in his chest still bleeding, with tears in his eyes, I am the pitiful and decrepit one.
I sat on the grass and watched Gao Lingzhihua with a Tianjin accent make a phone call. His younger brother held his face with a half-smile and looked at his senior brother for a while and me for a while.
"Hey, hi! Well, I'm in trouble again! Please help me, it's the last time!"
"Hey, you are really, who are we and who! What you said is a matter, I will definitely handle it for you!"
"Hey, hey! That's fine! Contact me again!"
Gao Lingzhihua hung up the phone and looked at me apologetically, "Hey, brother, I'm so sorry, I've already contacted a friend who can put you in other worlds, and he's also a supporting role with a name, will it work?"
His junior brother squinted his eyes and looked at me, the meaning in his eyes was obvious, don't get too close.
I nodded with tears in my eyes: "Okay, okay, okay, thank you brother."
Kaolin Zhihua felt embarrassed: "Hey! Which one of us is with whom! Please be polite! Let's play mahjong together when you have time!"
His junior brother smiled: "Then I'll take you out."
I nodded.
His younger brother waved his hand, and the ancient sword magnified dozens of times in an instant. The three of us sat on the ancient sword. Gao Lingzhihua stood in front holding his younger brother's waist. I hugged the sword and lay behind me, facing the clouds In the mountains and rivers below, a heart trembles non-stop.
It seems that the younger brother's driving skills are still good, and he didn't throw me to death when I reached the gate.
In the future, he should also be a qualified old driver.
Flower of Gaoling told me to go to a novel world called All the way to the East. I am very happy in my heart, can I not be happy?the name!What a depth to listen to!It looks like a literary novel!
I went to report with joy, and I was sent in after receiving the script. Before I opened the script, I found that this place seemed to be different from what I thought...
This is a large clubhouse with a magnificent interior, there is nothing wrong with it, the problem is...
Why are there so many naked boys standing in a row here?
Um?The only man inside who was wearing clothes pulled me over and urged, "Quick, quick! Take off your clothes!"
I had a flash of inspiration, oh, I see!This must be a literary novel written by a young man who goes to sea!ah!What a touching director, who can pay attention to the bottom-level boy... I must play well!
Hmm...but are there literary novels in Sand Sculpture World?
I was stripped naked and pushed into the middle of a row of teenagers.
The only man with the clothes asked me, "You new? What's your name?"
I opened the script and took a look, oh, it's the same as my real name, and I said, "Wang Fugui."
The man sneered: "Oh, the name you gave you in this script is too silly!"
I:"……"
The man pointed at the orchid and said, "If you give me such a silly name, I promise to stop acting!"
Me: "Then your name is...?"
The man is full of confidence: "He's called Tony!"
Me: "Oh, how western."
Not much better than my name!Anyway, my name is still rich!His name is exactly the same as the name of my exclusive hair director in the first world, what an air!
A man in a plaid shirt and square-rimmed glasses walked in, a little submissive, Tony rolled his eyes, walked over and showed a professional smirk: "Brother, what do you want?"
The man said slowly: "The best..."
Tony was overjoyed, but the man went on to say, "I can't afford it..."
Tony: "..."
The man said, "Let's get a medium one."
Tony looked at me and pointed at me: "How is he?"
I:"?"
The man nodded: "He is so good-looking, he is very expensive."
Tony said: "Not expensive, not expensive, although he is noble, but free."
I:"?"
The eyes under the man's glasses sparkled: "That's good."
Tony gave me a hand: "Go to the room and wait for brother if you haven't washed it yet!"
I clutched my chest and yelled: "No, no, no, no! I'm a prostitute, not a prostitute!"
Tony said: "What kind of art is selling! We sell here. We don't sell art! Why are you here, making trouble?"
I handed him the script: "I, I, I, I'm just here to play the part, I don't play the heroine."
I added angrily: "Besides, how can it be free! Am I the kind of loser!"
The man looked at me thoughtfully: "Okay, 99 yuan is fine."
I:"?"
Don't even give me 100 yuan!
5.
Tony raised his orchid and pointed at my head: "You lose money! Who recruited you here! I'm so mad!"
I covered my head, avoiding his deadly one finger, "I don't know, stop poking me, it hurts!"
Kaolin Zhihua is too unreliable, he even put me in a sand sculpture sq novel as a supporting role, I am so good-looking, why do I have to be a leading actor!
Tony fondly touched his freshly finished nails, and said, "Hmph, I would hurt my nails if I poked you!"
I am tearful.
Tony sighed: "Forget it, you definitely won't be able to stay here. I don't accept good poultry here. Let me introduce you to a place."
I nodded quickly.
Tony was on the phone: "Hey, old iron, Gaha, let me introduce you to someone!"
I:"?"
Is this Northeast scumbag smell the delicate sister I met just now?In an instant, mother 0 becomes iron t!
"Old man, what are you talking about! Why are you pushing me so much? It's because I can't speak well!"
"Okay, that's it, it's done!"
Tony put down his phone and looked at me with a clever smile: "Oh, I told you that I will be good sisters from now on!"
I:"?"
Is the phone some kind of strange switch?Can switch different personalities of tony?
Me: "Thank you sister!"
I recalled this encounter, and asked again: "Sister, isn't it also this kind of novel?"
Tony glanced at me, and suddenly laughed hehehe: "No, I introduced you to another universe, it's serious, it's realism literature."
My eyes lit up, I hugged Tony fiercely, and kissed his face twice: "Sister! You are my real sister! No! You are my real mother!"
Tony wiped his face and looked at me with disgust: "Do you love mom?"
Me: "I love you! Mom!"
6.
Carrying Tony's maternal love, I packed my bags and left this world again. The excitement in my heart is beyond words. I finally don't have to be a sand sculpture!
I can be a supporting actor in realism literature!Realist literature!What depth!If this realism literature won any prize, I would be honored too!
I imagined that I was living a deep life in the universe of realism literature, and I would never encounter inexplicable deaths, nor would I encounter inexplicable protagonists. This is simply... so happy!
I can't help but spend money on the most expensive spaceship first class, which costs 15484645484645 yuan, but I don't care because I have plenty of money.
This is my first time out of the world, so excited, I saw the world of stars in the endless darkness outside through the window, I covered my hot face with excitement: "Is there realism literature there?"
The spaceship flew over, oh no.
That colorful universe...it shouldn't be... Well, the girl with the colorful hair and awl face sitting in front of me got off the spaceship.
That should be Mary Sue World.
That pink universe... Oh, the beautiful girl sitting next to me got off the spaceship with her drawing board in her arms.
That should be the world of romance.
Hmm, that yellow... universe?Um?Sitting behind me, the two men who have been hugging and kissing since entering the spaceship and performing the live version of Jiwei got off the spaceship.
Ah, I also kind of want to go to that universe.
Finally, a gray and dark universe appeared in front of me. I touched my chin. This color, at first glance, was the criminal investigation universe.
"Hello, you have arrived in the Realism Literary Universe. Passengers who are going to the Realism Literary Universe, please take your belongings and get off the boat one by one. Please stand firm and support the boat before stopping."
I:"……"
Realistic literature really has depth. This gray is full of the author's thinking about human nature and accommodates the deep emotions of the characters. My God, this gray is so perfect!
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