Wang Fugui's Counterattack

27.

I squatted sneakily in the grass, watching the immortals flying over my head, and suddenly thought of a question worth pondering, why, I was naked but no Internet police came to catch me?Is there a bug in the system?

I had an idea, and happily opened the question feedback.

In the novel universe, everyone has a control panel with some functions, such as mailbox, problem feedback, report, and task bar.

This is the first time I use the function of problem feedback, and I am still a little nervous.It is said that if the problem is adopted, it can be rewarded.

I don't know what will reward me, if only I can be rewarded with a customized peerless attack, hehe.

"feedback:

I took off my clothes, but no Internet police caught me. 』

I clicked submit, and within two seconds I received a reply from the system.

『Dear dear, hello, I have received your feedback here, a warm reminder, Long Aotian World can undress and do certain [beep——] sports, I wish you a smooth mission and a happy life! 』

Oh, does this mean that I can doi?

My eyes lit up, and with a slight twitch, I pulled out the sword stuck in the ground. I stepped on the sword and smiled evilly. If this is the case, then I will not be afraid. In such a good world, the first thing to do is of course Go to the duck shop!

I didn't cover my crotch any more, I put my hands on my hips frantically, and said out loud the mantra of Yujian: "Little cutie, let's go!"

Yes, the name of this sword is Cutie.

The little cutie wobbled up into the air, and a rough male voice sounded: "Master, please stand still and support me, the next stop is going to Nancheng Buzhuang~"

Me: "...Can I change my voice?"

"Master, you hate it~ why are you like this~ ying ying ying~"

I shook off my goosebumps, resisted the urge to remake the sword, and said, "Little cutie, let's go!"

The little cutie responded happily: "Okay, master~"

"Heh! You let me meet you here, you are such a beast in clothes, a gentle scum, where can you escape!"

I was stopped before flying two meters.

The person in front of him had jet-black hair tied up with a red silk belt, and was wearing a red robe embroidered with gold patterns, with a pair of moccasin boots on his feet. He was dressed in red and had black hair. He had a coquettish temperament on his body. His skin was as white as snow, and his eyebrows and eyes were unique. Charm.

"Hypocrite! You have been caught by me!"

I was silent for a while and looked at the hillock protruding from the man's chest. This is a woman, right?She's wearing men's clothes, right?

As a gay guy, you still have to have the dignity of a gay guy. It's fine for a man to look at it, but you can't be seen by a woman. I silently covered the magic chef Xiao Fugui, pretending to be calm: "Who are you?"

The person in front of me sneered and said nothing, just made a trick with his hand, and a bolt of lightning hit me, I was startled and barely avoided it.

Well!I know who this person is!The beautiful woman who kills people indiscriminately must be the heroine!

I swallowed my saliva and said, "Woman, I..."

The heroine raised her eyebrows and said bitterly: "What are you! Why are you perverted without clothes? I'm going to tell the public about this, and I'll definitely make you lose face!"

I opened my mouth and didn't make a sound, not knowing how to explain the ins and outs.

The heroine continued: "Are you trying to kill me so that I can never tell the story? Just like you did when you killed Yan Qiuchi!"

Yan Qiuchi?Oh, yes, the leading actor here is Yan Qiuchi.Different words with the same pronunciation scares me to death.

"Kill me if you have the ability! You kill me! There will be countless people to avenge me..."

The inexplicable long-term death caused a lot of sequelae on my body. I interrupted the paranoia of the heroine being murdered and shouted reflexively: "Heroine, please forgive me!"

Actress: "..."

She had slender eyebrows and stood coldly, staring at me with a pair of phoenix eyes, and opened her mouth to curse: "Can you be more professional! You villain is a big boss, you beg for mercy as soon as you open your mouth, and the plot can't go away!"

I was scolded by the heroine, my heart shivered, and I shrank my neck: "I'm sorry, I...I can't help it."

The heroine rolled her eyes: "Do it all over again."

I nodded.

"Are you trying to kill me so that I can never tell about it? Just like you did when you killed Yan Qiuchi!"

"Kill me if you have the ability! You kill me! There will be countless people to avenge me. If you don't kill me, don't blame me for being rude!"

I questioned the author's logic in my heart, followed the script, and said loudly: "I will not kill you, nephew, you clearly know that I have always admired you, why do you still treat me like this!"

The heroine stared at me with eyes full of emotion, and said word by word: "Because, you killed Yan Qiuchi!"

"Come on!"

While covering my crotch, I hid left and right with my sword, but she was relentless, she wouldn’t give up until a sword was stuck in my chest, I really can’t stand this kind of fight scene, a woman fighting naked in the wild , it sounds very discordant.

With a mournful face, I said, "Women and women, can you let me wear clothes, I'm really indecent..."

The heroine sneered: "What I want is for you, the devil, to lose all face!"

I was also angry: "You woman is so cruel, you are both sisters. Why bother to push me so hard, are you jealous of my beauty, afraid that I will rob you of a man!"

The heroine spat at me: "Bah! Sister, I will be afraid of you! I'm afraid my sister is not too conceited. See if my sister goes down with a sword and doesn't stab you right through. Let you be a mere supporting role to steal the limelight from my sister, as long as a flower and like a jade Little face, it must be really good-looking with a knife on it, disheveled clothes, who is the little Hu Meizi trying to seduce!"

I:"???"

Does Long Aotian have a part in the Legend of Zhen Huan?

I was forced by her to a cliff, I put my back against the cliff, and covered my crotch with both hands, "Sister, I was wrong, I was wrong, you let me go, okay?"

The heroine looked at me coldly and said: "I let you go, who will let Yan Qiuchi go, I will kill you and avenge Qiuchi!"

The sharp sword flew towards me very quickly, I quickly closed my eyes, forget it, forget it, come back to the next world, the mission in this world is too perverted.

I glanced at the script before, and the second male lead will be cut into a pig by the male lead who faked his death and came back to take revenge. This supporting role is too good at asking for leave. When it is his turn to be abused, he will ask for leave. I seriously doubt whether the system is targeting me!Why is it that I suffer for others every time!I don't agree!

With a bang, I heard the sound of weapons colliding. After waiting for a long time, the pain that should have come didn't come, so I opened a gap, and a man wearing a black silver-patterned dragon robe stood with his back facing me, blocking in front of me. , with long black hair hanging down his back, holding the blade of a rapier in his hand, blood slowly left from the palm of his hand, dripping on the sword under his feet.

The man's back is imposing and graceful, and I can't control myself: "Thank you husband for saving my life, I can't repay you, I can only promise you with my body..."

The man turned his head, and a familiar face appeared.

"Hold."

The lingering Yan Qiuchi.