Daily life with Mr. Period

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Hello everyone, I told this matter to a certain d who has the most emotional experience outside our dormitory.

After the precise analysis given to me by dmd,

I found that I still can't believe that my Lao Tzu is trying to sell me as a daughter-in-law.

Me, San'er, a straight man.

The straight man label on the chest is still shining!I like girls with big, buttocks.

It's not a tender ass guy, nor is it an elite abstinent guy.

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I'm so tired, I'm only a teenager.jpg

I think there must be a problem in the middle.

My old man told me clearly before, this!It's a young lady!

The photo was also sent to me by my father!

I don't believe that there will be Lao Tzu cheating on his son in this world.

Others are all sons cheating on their fathers!

Ah, my heart is about to turn cold.

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So I went to find my old man...

Secretary.

The reason is simple, it's not that I'm cowardly, it's because my father is in a meeting again.

"Hello, your father is still in the meeting room. When the boss finishes the meeting, I will remember to remind the boss to call you back."

Listen to this formulaic reply, how concise and clear, how cold!

Ah, my heart is already cold (very cold)

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Forget it, even 506's group crosstalk today can't make me happy.

But I still have to participate in the group chat.

I feel that I have to make complaints to vent my grief and indignation.

You will do the same, I'm not the only one like this! ! !

if it's just me

Then I won't say it, you guys pretend I didn't say it.

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【506 Yajian Bagua Club】

[bbb]: Hello everyone, I feel bad

[dmd]: Got gossip?

[dmd]: here we come.jpg

[Paper clip]: I heard that the sisters have gossip, let's hear it.jpg

[Reinforcement bar]: It is better to be happy alone than to be happy together

[bbb]:? ? ?

【bbb】: I'm feeling uncomfortable, not gossip

[paper clip]: not uncomfortable

[Paper clip]: Is this young lady blowing too?

[Paper clip]: Didn't I come to see you a few weeks ago?

[Reinforcement Bar]: Maybe you watched Korean dramas with someone else again?

[Paper clip]: So you are still virgin, son?

[bbb]: I'm guilty of my sin, I haven't watched Korean dramas

[Paper clip]: Hey, my third son, what's wrong with you?

[Paper clip]: Did it really blow?hug you(づ??????)づ

【bbb】: It's not worse than blowing

【Rebar】:? ?

[Rebar]: Could it be that you are wilted?

[bbb]: You are just wilting! ! !I!Tough!

[Paper clip]: Then you are?What can't come out?

[Reinforcement Bar]: I guess it might be because the young lady found out that San'er didn't cut his bag...

[bbb]:! ! ! ! !How did you start singing double reeds!

[bbb]: No, no! !I cut it as a kid! ! !

[bbb]: Don't talk nonsense!I don't!

[dmd]: Oh, I've already eaten this melon

[dmd]: It was his father who sold him, and even sold him to a man.

[bbb]: Oh!right!Oh shit!It's my father!The person I found for a blind date seems to be a man!

【paper clip】:?Didn't you see the photo before?Isn't it the one that steel bars say is pretty?

[bbb]: yes

[Reinforcing Steel]: Oh, then I know the one that made Zhenzhen feel dizzy

【Paperclip】:... roll

[Paper clip]: I'm not just obsessed with her, I'm dizzy with all

[dmd]: But isn't that photo really a woman?Is it really that person's women's clothing?

[bbb]: I don't know.But her avatar is also a female.

[bbb]: It’s just different from the one in the photo, dmd, do you think it’s because I’m thinking too much?

【dmd】: Then who knows? Why don't you ask

[dmd]: In case it's really a woman's dress...

[bbb]: Then what should I do?

[dmd]: What can I do?

[dmd]: Let me order "Onion" for you

[dmd]: You can peel off his body layer by layer...

[dmd]: You will find out~

[Paperclip]: He is a cute girl hahahahahaha

[dmd]: Brother, this is fine!Hahahahahaha

[bbb]:? ? ? ? ?

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Then there is no more then.

My grandpa reinforced steel said that in fact, men are also quite good.

It's pretty good, but I'm not so good.

I don't like men.

This is a gap that cannot be crossed, you understand?

Forget it, you don't need to understand me and I don't understand

This is the same as the doctor telling you to pull out the painless wisdom teeth that have grown.

That is, you know that it is useless to keep your wisdom teeth here and that pulling them out will not hurt, but you still have to find an excuse not to pull them out.

It's the same with this house and here

Knowing that it doesn't make any difference whether this person exists or not, I still want to find an excuse to get angry and say I hate him.

Wait a minute, my analogy doesn't seem right.

Hey, I'm very angry, forget it.

After all, my IQ is 8 years old and I have a stone hammer. Don't ask too much.

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But people like me don't get angry for long.

It's just a little problem, probably every time someone changes the subject, I get angry.

Like today——

[ss]: Since everyone is here, let me ask, do you recommend any shops with mobile phone cases?

[paper clip]: I'll look for it

[dmd]: I saw a phone case that day

[Rebar]: I don't wear a condom

【paper clip】:……

[Paper clip]: Scumbag!

【bbb】: I don’t wear a condom either

[dmd]: Then you too, scumbag!

[bbb]:? ? ?It's not a mobile phone case, does it matter whether you wear it or not?

[ss]: Oh, I see, without condoms = scum

[ss]: nothing wrong

【bbb】: stay.jpg

【bbb】:...he hesitates to speak.jpg

[ss]: So did you find the needle?

[ss]: The phone case selected by dmd is too ugly.

【Paperclip】: Didn’t find that store

[Paper clip]: San'er, why don't you ask your little sister? I think their girls should have more mobile phone case stores.

[bbb]: Ah!good

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[bbb]: young lady

[Miss England]: Yes

[bbb]: Are you busy?

【Miss England】: Not busy

[bbb]: Do you know any mobile phone case shops?

【. 】Share with you a Taobao password.

【. 】Share with you a Taobao password.

【. 】Share with you a Taobao password.

【. 】Share with you a Taobao password.

【. 】Share with you a Taobao password.

……

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

【. 】: I don’t know which one you want, so I copied them all

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I am no longer simply dizzy!

I was about to suffocate and pass out.

Am I not the young lady I am looking for?

Why is her brother here again?Are she and her brother conjoined twins?

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[bbb]: You?

【. ]: There is nothing on the phone with that number

【. ]: I was too lazy to change the number, so I copied it directly.

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

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Fuck, this, this, this!This is too much information, I think I need to take it easy.

This shocked me as much as the day I saw my grandpa having sex with him on the bed in the dormitory

(Although later my grandfather explained that he just kissed my father, but I don’t believe it! It must be ml! Haven’t I seen a pig run before eating pork?!!!)

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【. 】:?

【. 】: Is there a style you like?If not, I will ask the secretary to look for it again.

【bbb】: So Miss Sister's account is also yours?

【bbb】: So what does my father really mean? ? ? ?

【. ]: I don't know what you mean I don't know

【. ]: But this little sister’s account has always been mine but my younger sister occasionally gets on it. There is a small company that we both co-financed, so she has the right to use this official account.

[bbb]: Then why do you use a female profile picture?

【bbb】: Looking for excitement?

【. ]: That's my mother...

[bbb]: emmmmm...

【. 】: And my father probably did it on purpose this time, your father may just be kept in the dark

[bbb]: What do you mean, that your father also deliberately messed with you?

[bbb]: Are you so miserable?

【. 】:Maybe

【. ]: want to hug.jpg

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Such a kind-hearted me, after knowing that Wujiwu is also a miserable person

Gave him a [love hug.jpg]

Then it was as if a switch was flipped.

I was overwhelmed by the next big wave of “【.】Shared with you a Taobao password”.

Sure enough, it is impossible to be moved and sympathized for a second.

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[bbb]:? ? ?

[bbb]: What are you doing?

【. ]: Not a mobile phone case shop

【. 】: The secretary sent me a lot of

【bbb】: Can you filter them?choose a few stores

【. 】:cannot

[bbb]:?

【. 】: I don't need to set

[bbb]: Scumbag! ! !

【. 】:? ?

[bbb]: If you don't use condoms, you are a scumbag?

【. 】: Do you like to have a set?

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he started again

I have to answer with caution!

【bbb】:...

[bbb]: I... AIDS prevention is everyone's responsibility!

【. 】: OK, next time you buy it, I will bring it

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

【. ]: Or do you want me to buy it for you?

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stunned.jpg

This is a trap!

What should I do?

in a hurry

I decide!A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye!

Row!

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【bbb】: You better bring me

【. 】:OK.

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

【. 】: Don't forget to come to my father to still want to see you.But I still suggest that you come when I'm in China, otherwise... I'm not sure how crazy my old man is.

【bbb】: Are you your father's own son?

【. 】: Yes, it’s just my illegitimate son, my father, who spent a night in Australia.

[bbb]: I seem to have discovered something important!

【. ]: It's not a big deal.

【. ]: My sister is my half-brother, but she is well-bred and gets along well with me.

【. ]: That's all.

【bbb】: I suddenly seem to understand something

【. ]: Well, when will you come to Shanghai?weekend?

[bbb]: Huh? ? ? ?

【. ]: Just the weekend, I'll leave you free this weekend.

【. ]: I will ask the secretary to reimburse you for the air ticket. If you bought the ticket tomorrow, tell me. If you haven’t said it tomorrow night, I will ask the secretary to buy it for you.

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ah? ? ? ? ?

How fat is he! ! ! !

This makes me unable to refuse, alas, it is nice to have money.

When I have money, I will take a wad of money and throw it to him, and tell him: As long as you don't make me angry here, take this money and spend it as you like.

tut tut-

The author says:

I heard that if you ask for a collection, it will definitely increase. I will try it