[Comprehensive] The live broadcast room of death

"Weird people don't show up, I don't have anything to do." Saitama lazily pressed the remote control, resting his head on one hand, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen disaster news on TV in the past few days."

That's because there was a superpower who took pictures of the signs of the disaster before it happened.

Wakaba Hime thought so, and turned her head to look at Saiki Kusuo who was sitting at the square table and eating cake calmly.According to the other party's words, it was 'Because these guys caused him to have a headache every day because of the foresight, so he went to solve it conveniently to vent his anger'.

Even if she usually shows that she is afraid of trouble, Ruo Yeji knows that whenever there is trouble, the other party will solve it secretly.

Well, yes, it is the legendary Tsundere.

"But it's a good thing that there is no huge disaster," Genos said while flipping through the webpage on his phone, "By the way, after the previous meteorite incident, several of our rankings have changed. "

As he spoke, he looked at Saitama and Kusuo Saiki seriously: "Actually, City Z was not destroyed. It is mainly thanks to the teacher and Saiki, and we are just getting the credit."

"Well, it's good to level up anyway, but it's a little troublesome to complete a mission once a week for C-level," Saitama said, sitting up straight and pinching his chin, with a serious expression, "Yabai, since the meteorite has passed Has it been 5 days? If I don’t act in the next two days, my hero’s license will be revoked!”

"There's no need to worry about this, Mr. Saitama," Wakaba Hime said, scratching her cheek, "Actually, I seem to have a physique that attracts strange people, and when the time comes, I'll follow you out for a walk, and you will be able to complete the task. "

"Compared to that, let's try a physical hair growth method now," she said, taking out a lot of bottles and jars and putting them on the table. "Recently, I found several hair growth agents with good reviews on the Internet. , There are also some earth recipes, pure plant juice, and I also asked Qi Mujun to go to the volcano and the deep sea to get volcanic mud and sea mud, which are said to be very useful. In addition, I learned a set of massage methods, It should work well together.”

Saitama kept his sluggish expression and looked at the bottles and cans on the table, then glanced at the very excited and enthusiastic girl opposite, and the corner of his mouth twitched.But the other party took a very serious attitude, clearly for his own sake, and in the end he could only say dryly: "Ah... I've bothered you."

'Leaving aside why you care so much about my hair, the key is that its roots are dead and there is no hope for it!No matter how good the hair tonic or prescription is, it doesn't work, ah... I feel so tired.But what the hell are volcanic mud and sea mud? I’ve only heard that those things can beautify the skin. After I wipe them off, my head won’t be more radiant. '

Hearing the long series of complaints in the other party's heart, Saiki Kusuo paused his eating hand, and the other party's head like a searchlight at night appeared in his mind, illuminating the dark scene.

Yep, very visual.

"Teacher, I have also summarized some hair growth information here," Genos said unwillingly, took out a notebook, and said seriously, "I will help you prepare meals according to the above recipes in the future."

Saitama: "..."

Looking at the notes Genos took out, and at the jar on the table, he fell silent.

So these two are serious?

"Well, let's start the first step now." After observing the other party's expression, Ruoye Ji put on transparent gloves, opened the jar, dug out the medicine inside and rubbed it on her hands, "First use the medicine and massage, Afterwards, my face was covered with... oh, my head was covered with mud."

"That... I don't need it anymore," Qiyu said, shaking his hand, "Actually, I've gotten used to it over the years, and it doesn't matter if I have hair or not."

"Teacher, you are lying," Genos said clearly, "Before you were emotionally agitated several times because of the baldness, and you hated words such as baldness and baldness."

Saitama: "..."

Genos looked at Saitama opposite him with some confusion: What he said just now was clearly correct, why did the teacher face turn black?

[Hahahahahahaha, little angel Janos is a straightforward and unpretentious boy. ]

[Mr. Saitama may be very irritable in his heart, and has already considered whether to flip the table 23333333. ]

"Ganos," after a few seconds of silence, Saitama suddenly looked at the other party with a solemn face, and his style of painting changed from the sluggish one before he left to a very handsome layout, with a deep and serious tone, "The world of adults is very Complicated, some things, even if you think your thoughts are correct, you can’t say them out. This is how adults live, do you understand?”

"I understand, teacher!" Genos was stunned for a moment, then quickly took out a pen to record what he just said, and then said with a face of sudden understanding, "It's like you, who obviously care about hair, but insist on I said I don’t care, even if I find out, I still have to hold it in my heart, and I can’t expose it, right?”

Saitama: "..." On purpose?It was definitely on purpose, right?

"Pfft." Seeing Qitama's magical face, Wakaba Ji couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.

"Jenos." Saitama gritted his teeth, with a distorted smile on his face, and lowered his voice, "Sometimes, silence is the most correct choice. You have to understand the meaning of this sentence with your heart."

Knocking on the palm of his hand, Genos nodded suddenly: "So, you want to tell me not to talk too much during the battle, to observe all the details carefully and not to be careless, so that I can play my best. You want to teach me like this right, teacher?"

Hearing the other party's words, Qiyu's head drew a black line: "I didn't say it so philosophically..." I just want you to skip the topic just now.

"As expected of a teacher, I have learned it!" Genos said with his eyes shining, and suddenly looked at the opposite person with some doubts, "However, does this have anything to do with your hair, teacher?"

Saitama: "..."

[This question is a good question, it hurts my heart, old iron. ]

[goodjob Genos, you are more upright and persistent than anyone else, manually like it. ]

[hhhhhhh Teacher estimated that there is a big mother selling batches who want to call out 233333. ]

[Trying my best to change the topic, but I can't help the other party not playing cards according to the routine, Xun hurts Saitama teacher for a second, and then hahahahahaha o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓. ]

Wakaba Hime endured the hard work with a smile on the side, resting her head on Saiki Kusuo's back and shaking her shoulders non-stop.

Seeing Mr. Saitama's current situation, she thought of the scenes where she choked on the mission target owners she had come into contact with again and again.

She suddenly understood that those guys in the live broadcast room had been watching the show, gloating and only thinking about hahaha.

"I think, Genos, you need education and teaching from the teacher's care!" Saitama clenched his fists.

"Really?" Janos clenched his fists excitedly, and said loudly, "It's my honor that you can guide me again!"

Qiyu lowered his head and said weakly: "No, forget it."

I have to say that the way the other party didn't play cards according to the routine made him almost lose his temper.

At this moment, Qiyu suddenly felt a chill on his head. He turned his head with a black thread, and saw the girl just retracted her hand, and said in a heartbroken voice: "My hair is hopeless, let's give it up."

Wakaba Ji said in an encouraging tone: "As long as you don't give up, you will definitely find hope, Mr. Saitama."

After a few seconds of silence, Qiyu turned to look at Saiki Kusuo who hadn't said a word from the beginning to the end: "Please take your girlfriend away for a date."

Don't stay here to create a psychological shadow for him, okay?

Hearing this, Saiki Kusuo nodded in a good mood. After the girl took off the gloves, he stepped forward to hold her, and turned to look at Saitama: 【If natural growth is no longer possible, maybe I can help you recover. 】

After finishing speaking, he pulled the girl and disappeared instantly, while Qiyu who stayed in the house choked for a long time: "...Is it such a thing to be concerned about because I am bald?"

"But teacher, you care about it yourself."

"...Janos, you should be quiet for a while, please."

******

On the other side, the two who teleported away started dating directly in the commercial street of Z City.

Ruoye Ji looked sideways at the young man beside her, and took a bite of the marshmallow in her hand: "What Qi Mu-kun said before, can help Mr. Qiyu recover, does it mean the ability to recover?"

Saiki Kusuo nodded: [However, because my super power has increased a lot, it takes a little time to adapt to the control, but overall it should be fine. 】

"I feel like as long as Qi Mu-kun is here, I don't have to worry about anything," Wakaba Ji thought for a while, and suddenly said, "It's like Doraemon."

Hearing this, Saiki Kusuo suddenly thought of his father who usually encountered problems at home and yelled 'Kusuo Ameng, please'.

Seeing the young man's reaction, Ji Ruoye quickly said: "In my heart, Mr. Qi Mu is the omnipotent prince."

Saiki Kusuo bent his eyes when his mood improved instantly, and before he could say anything, a strange person mutated by a vehicle suddenly jumped out on the street opposite the two.

"Hahahaha, humans, let me come..."

Before the other party finished speaking, it turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the sky.Saiki Kusuo said that the guy who hinders him from cultivating feelings should go to the moon to play.

Ruoyeji smiled, and took the boy to buy movie tickets. However, when it was time to enter, there was a commotion in the movie theater. It turned out that a few strange people suddenly appeared from the ground and destroyed the facilities inside.

Saiki Kusuo looked down at the movie ticket, waved his hands expressionlessly, and several strange people disappeared into the sky again.But the movie theater has been destroyed, so the two had to go to other places, and Wakaba Hime, who found that Kusuo Saiki was in a bad mood, took him directly to the dessert shop.

Saiki Kusuo, who had eaten sweets, felt that he had finally been comforted, but the next moment the good mood was interrupted again.

Bend the fork, Saiki Kusuo, who once again sent the weirdo to the universe to play, stood up, and said to the girl: [Wait for me for a few minutes, I'll be right back. 】

After finishing speaking, he disappeared instantly, appeared in a dark hall, and said to the tall and strange-looking man sitting in the center: [You are the leader of the strange man in this city, right? 】

"Hmph, human, although I don't know how you came here, but since you're here, please save your life. I'll let you try me..."

"Oh!"

Qi Munan, who punched the ground and created a huge deep hole, raised his head, looked at the strange man opposite again, waved his hand and stuffed it into it, leaving only one head exposed, and said expressionlessly: [Today I If you want a date, please restrain your subordinates and don't disturb me all the time. It's okay, right? 】

Hearing the noise, the weirdo came forward and was about to move forward, but Saiki Kusuo, who took off his glasses and glanced at them, was petrified on the spot, and the leader of the weirdo in City Z moved, and found that there was no way to struggle out, and soon I was discouraged: "Hahahaha, what you said is completely fine!"

【very good. 】

After getting a satisfactory answer, Saiki Kusuo returned to the dessert shop and had a date without interruption in a happy mood.

And on this day, the residents of City Z discovered that the alarm that usually sounded several times a day seemed to be broken, and there was no movement at all, and not even a strange person appeared for some reason.

The author has something to say: Qi Mu: Anyone who disturbs the date will be dragged out and exiled!

Luo Ye: Fortunately, there are no cockroach monsters this time.

Qi Mu: ...So it will appear again.

Luo Ye: Huh?Wait, Qi Mu-kun, what are you raising your hand for?

Saiki: Destroy the Earth.

Earth: 嘤嘤嘤 QAQ Please let me go, I am very innocent.