Tear mole anchor

On the first day of the National Day, Zong Jin and Qiao Yin woke up early, before the crowds of people began to gather, drove straight to the morning market, bought back all the ingredients for hot pot that they decided to eat last night, and bought the ingredients for the next two days. I also bought fruits to eat.

But did not buy their favorite citrus.

Because Qiao Yin saw a popular science article when he checked Weibo yesterday, saying that this season is the season to eat oranges, but eating too many oranges may lead to hypercaroteneemia.

Symptoms of the disease are yellowing of the skin.

The reason is that it is caused by elevated carotene content in the body, which may be caused by eating too many foods with high carotene content such as carrots, citrus, tomato, pumpkin, day lily or spinach.

Although no treatment is required, it takes a few days for the short to fade, and several months for the long.

Qiao Yin doesn't want to be a minion!Firmly refused the temptation.

This is also the first time Zong Jin has heard of this disease. After imagining the scene where they ate oranges and then suddenly turned into minions looking at each other, he resolutely agreed to give up Aiju.

Ended up buying a few big red pomegranates that were round and smooth.

Zong Jin learned a new technique of peeling pomegranates while watching the video. After the meal, he specially showed it to Qiao Yin. , The two looked at each other, and then each picked up one and slowly pecked it up.

Qiao Yin doesn't like eating pomegranates very much because he finds it troublesome to spitting out the seeds. He held one and watched the live broadcast of the stand-alone puzzle game while picking out the pomegranates and eating them one by one. It took almost three hours to finish eating.

After eating, he felt that his brain was starved of oxygen.

Moreover, his lips were still a little torn, Qiao Yin washed his hands in a daze and lay back on the sofa with his eyes closed, pretending to be dead.

Zong Jin asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Qiao Yin reluctantly raised his eyelids to look at him: "I probably have nothing to do with having many children in this life."

"What the hell are more children and more blessings?" Zong Jin sat beside him with a smile, and asked carefully, "What's the matter? Is there something uncomfortable? Or did you see some bad remarks?"

Qiao Yin stretched out his finger and pointed to his lips: "The skin is all broken, eat pomegranates, don't the ancients say that pomegranates are rich in children and good luck? I don't think I will have any fate with it in this life, and I will meet you in the future." Continue to keep the water in the well and not the water in the river!"

As he spoke, he scraped the tip of his tongue with his teeth, it was numb, and he groaned, "The skin on my tongue is almost broken, I can't eat hot pot at night."

The little lips were red and tender, and they were indeed a bit torn when you looked closely. Zong Jin saw his aggrieved appearance, held his cheek, bowed his head and kissed the corner of his lips affectionately, and coaxed, "It's easy to eat hot pot all day long." Huo, let's eat lightly at night! It's okay, what are you afraid of if your lips are a little broken?"

"Are you patriarchal?" Qiao Yin pouted slightly, "Why can't boys be wronged?"

"I'm not patriarchal." Zong Jin shook his head and whispered in his ear, "I'm patriarchal. Besides you, what do other men have to do with me?"

Qiao Yin giggled: "It feels like you have unlocked the love talk skill."

"Well, I paid special attention to a blogger who updates local love stories." Zong Jin said half-truthfully, "Besides, if you are with me, it is impossible for you to have more children and more blessings."

Qiao Yin's mind suddenly drifted through all kinds of birth texts... Just when he was about to stop the car, he quickly shook his head to get rid of the evil thoughts. It's okay to read the novels. If the reality is like this, he I'd rather have a beer belly.

Although there is no intention to discriminate against pregnant women, as a person who has accepted a normal level of aesthetics for more than [-] years, a man is really incapable of accepting pregnancy.

He quickly stopped the topic from spreading, turned over and said, "It's almost 04:30, I'm going to cook first."

Because Zong Jin changed the live broadcast time to six o'clock recently, the corresponding meal time was also moved forward.

Together with Qiao Yin, he never thought about ordering takeaway again. After all, the National Day holiday is not a day or two but a week.If we lived together in the future, it would not be decent to eat takeaway every day. It would not be considered life at all, but survival at best.

So in order to adapt in advance, Qiao Yin proposed to cook at home these few days and resolutely put an end to takeaways.

Zong Jin has changed his style of painting since he was with him. Not to mention agreeing to such encouraging things, he has already worn couple clothes unconditionally and without a bottom line. count.

Hearing Qiao Yin's proposal, he stood up and said, "I'll come and help you."

This well-meaning request was resolutely rejected by Qiao Yin: "I can do it by myself, just sit and watch TV, if you are bored, you can go to play games in advance."

Let him follow up in the kitchen, and this meal will never be cooked properly.

It's not that he dislikes his culinary skills, but that since this person let go of himself and destroyed his aloof personality, he started to get along with him on a crooked road and never returned.

Take the hot pot for lunch today as an example.

When washing vegetables, Zong Jin always pretended to touch his hand inadvertently, and then touched it; when cooking vegetables, he stood behind him, imitating the plot in idol dramas, and asked about his waist. Nutrition is obviously a matter of nothing to talk about.

It took up a lot of space, and it delayed his work, which could be done in half an hour, but because he made a mess inside, it dragged him to an hour.

If he was allowed to join in now, he might be late for the live broadcast.

Zong Jin shrugged helplessly: "Okay."

Because of his cooperation, Qiao Yin made this meal very quickly. It took almost an hour to prepare three dishes and one soup. Fortunately, he didn't miss the time of the live broadcast.

Zong Jin went online on time at six o'clock sharp. Don't look at the National Day, it seems that the whole people are on vacation and going out to play, but there are still many people staying at home. You can know the popularity of the live anchor of station C. There is not much ups and downs in peacetime Variety.

Zong Jin opened the live broadcast room, which was also very lively. Many fans greeted him a happy National Day, and then asked him why he didn't go to the comic exhibition.

As a well-known website for the development of Two-dimensional culture, station C also arranged a large-scale comic event during the National Day. The venue was set in the imperial capital, and many major anchors participated. In the past two days, many live broadcast rooms have also been changed to live broadcast outdoors. Activities and face-to-face.

It was not the first day that fans asked Zong Jin this question. The event was scheduled to be promoted half a month ago. At that time, Zong Jin said that he would not participate because of something. Although the fans regretted it for a while, they didn't say anything.

But as the event got closer, Zong Jin didn't look like he couldn't go out due to something, and fans started to bring up the old story again.

Zong Jin replied very truthfully: "I want to spend the holiday with my wife."

Barrage:"……"

This answer is not at all the same as those coquettish sluts outside!It was terribly real!After being speechless for a while, the barrage began to attack him one after another.

——What the hell are you trying to learn to love beauties and not country?

——So you mean that if you have time to be affectionate and show affection, you should not make money to support your family?

——Sure enough, there is something wrong!

——? ? ?What you said is that you are so busy staying at home with your sister-in-law for the elderly care, and by the way, you are fine, Xiubo Enai?The dogheads of labor and capital want to blow you up! ! !

——You pack up and go back and steal the battery to keep your sister-in-law

Zong Jin clicked on the game and took the time to look at the flaming bullet screens, as if they had their own voice effects. These bullet screens were terribly vivid. He sighed and finally explained seriously: "It is impossible to steal a battery. The food is so delicious! You single dogs can't understand it."

Barrage:"?????"

--roll! ! !

"Hey, why don't I condescend to change my ID and bring in some online dating partners for you?" Zong Jin said earnestly, "If you want to wait for a country to allocate you, I'm afraid it will be a bit difficult, and you still have to support yourself."

Barrage: "You can shut up!"

After a few back and forth exchanges with the fans of the bullet screen, Zong Jinan played the game with peace of mind. After Qiao Yin reminded him, he realized that the style of the bullet screen had changed.

Because he "hurt" the innocent heart of the fans, the barrage is asking him to redeem his merits and let him start the water friend competition tonight!

Zong Jin pondered for a few seconds: "Shuiyou competition? What's the rule? I have no objection!"

Then the barrage began to make suggestions, such as the zombie mode, and the four-person or eight-person team competition, all of which are ordinary water friend competition modes that have been used by the anchor.

Zong Jin looked at everyone's opinions seriously: "What you said needs to be customized. I haven't figured out how to do it yet. Can I do this tonight? I will draw a few female fans on Weibo first, and then I will be a companion." To play is to give back to the female fans, and you all know that when I broadcast live before, there are more chances of getting boys."

Male fan: "I don't think so."

Female fan: "Okay! Roar! Lianlian still remembers our female fan! My 360-degree Thomas round split is a burst of tears!"

"Let's boys have a big belly, so that we can find a partner." Zong Jin comforted him.

Then Zong Jin handed over to Qiao Yin the matter of posting the lottery on Weibo, and asked fans to repost it first, and started another round by himself.The draw time set for this temporary lottery draw is 10 minutes. Before Zong Jin finished playing a new game, the list of winners came out.

A total of five fans were drawn, Qiao Yin chatted privately with each other to confirm their gender, and asked them for their game ID.

After Zong Jin came out of this round, he invited a fan lady to form a double row in each round. The first four were quite normal, just normal fans. When talking to him, he was excited and restrained, and excited Speechless.

The personalities are all soft and cute, and although the skills are average, the game process is quite harmonious, and there are no embarrassing scenes.

The fifth place is the last one, and Zong Jin also plans to end the game and download it to sleep.

He invited his friend to turn on the voice as usual, and then said hello, "Hey, good evening, miss."

"Hello!" A voice was so thick that it could not be distinguished from men and women.

Suddenly, not to mention Zong Jin, even Qiao Yin, who was sitting by the side, was so startled that he had goose bumps all over his body.

"Oh, I'm going!" Zong Jin took a breath, and tentatively asked a confirmation question amidst the sudden explosion of barrage question marks, "Miss sister? Is it true or not?"

The young lady replied excitedly: "I am! I am young lady!"

"This male fan, I'm sorry tonight is a female fan event, I may have to kick you first, let's arrange it later when we have a chance." Zong Jinmou was about to act.

The little sister was even more excited and almost cried, and said: "I am really a young lady! I worked so hard to win the lottery once, Lianlian, don't kick me!"

Zong Jin took a deep breath and resigned to his fate: "Okay, okay, just be a young lady who is in the period of changing her voice."

Hearing his helplessness, the young lady explained after boarding the flight: "I am a young lady! Why don't you believe me? In fact, I can have other voices you want!"

"So it's not a voice changer, is it a voice changer?" Zong Jin asked, because he also did this kind of thing, turning on a voice changer to fool his teammates.

"No." The young lady asked solemnly, "Do you know voice actors? There is a word called pseudonym."

"I know this. There is a saying that voice actors are all monsters." Zong Jin replied, "Then you can fake a sweeter voice, because you have wiped out the popularity of my live broadcast room, you Can you summon me again to bring them back?"

"Okay ~ little brother ~ is this okay?" During the instant voice change period, the young lady with a male duck voice turned into a soft, cute and sweet goddess in seconds.

Soft, cute and sweet! ! !

"..." Zong Jin was silent for two seconds, and then asked shamelessly, "Miss, what kind of voice changer is this, please share and please link, by the way, can you..."

Before he finished speaking, he was decisively rejected: "No!"

The young lady said categorically that she had recovered her male duck voice and said with a faint Trumpet accent: "This is how I usually say normal hair! The most authentic way! I want to say that! I want Be the real me!"

Zong Jin: "I haven't told you what to do!"

The little sister said: "I know what you want to say. You want me to be humming all the time. Let me tell you that's not good enough! Can't you accept the real me? I'm different from those cute girls. You Just discriminate against me? I didn't expect Lianlian to be such a superficial person!"

Zong Jin: "I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'm that kind of superficial person. I still want to appreciate the fake you."

Young lady: "...you just have to be happy."

Zong Jin was superior, and said proudly: "I have nothing unhappy for the time being."

The barrage had already exploded as soon as the young lady opened her mouth, and the screen was full of hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, who couldn't stop. Even Qiao Yin was so amused by the two people's cross talk-like performance: "This girl is really talented!"

"The fan group has been a big hit since ancient times." Zong Jin also laughed, laughing helplessly, "And I didn't hear the electronic voice with a voice changer. She may have faked it on purpose. I think the soft one is hers. The original sound, the rough voice is more like a fake."

"Materials have been reserved." Qiao Yin pointed to the words floating on the bullet screen, "Tomorrow you will probably drag your blessings to the video collection of sand sculpture netizens hahaha."

Zong Jin: "Holding my fat self in distress."

In short, in a happy atmosphere, the temporary water friend competition came to a successful conclusion.

The author has something to say:

Catch the last bus before midnight!Hahaha The source of inspiration for the last paragraph is the funny video I saw in the space today!