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He was scorned by the online dating gentleman!Although the other party didn't say what it was, and others didn't know it was him, Qiao Yin still felt red-faced and panicked.

Don't even dare to read the comments in the comment area.

This is the first time that Qiao Yin didn't forward Wang Lianjun's Weibo, nor did he leave a comment, because he was the embarrassing party!

Before closing his eyes, he clenched his fists and vowed secretly that he must practice his skills hard, and if he had the opportunity to double row with Wanglianjun someday, he would definitely become a blockbuster and make Wanglianjun look up to him!Regret for disliking him today!

Probably in response to the old saying, thinking day by day and dreaming at night, Qiao Yin had a dream that night.

He dreamed that after hard training, his level of playing chicken has risen in a straight line. He is comparable to a gunslinger.

But he hides his merits and fame behind the screen, which makes fans cheer for him more and more.

Then he made a double row with Wanglianjun, and even when he was in a row with Wanglianjun and his friends, he was as stable as an old dog, showing off his handles, leading everyone to eat chicken, and making Wanglianjun admire him , Fans no longer mentioned those CPs of Wanglianjun, and instead picked him up one after another.

In short, he has recovered his face!

Qiao Yin was very proud, he was in a wonderful mood and excited, and then the corner of his mouth curled up, and he opened his sleepy eyes.

Staring at the glaringly white ceiling, he was dazed for a while before he came back to his senses completely, and realized that everything he experienced just now was just a dream.

Unfortunately, now I wake up from the dream.

The good memories are fading rapidly, the reality is still cruel, he is still a rookie who is despised by others!

Qiao Yin took a deep breath to build up his mind, and suddenly sat up straight. He couldn't give up before even trying hard, he couldn't give up easily!He wants to rise up!

Rise up to watch the regret of the online lover!

Turn on the phone and check WeChat, Wang Lianjun hasn’t sent today’s selfie, I took him to eat chicken last night, maybe it’s really exhausting, I usually show the breakfast picture on Weibo, and I haven’t posted it today , may not have started.

Qiao Yin placed an order from the group buying software to order a breakfast, then threw the phone to the bedside table next to him, and went to the bathroom to wash up.

After washing up and coming out to finish breakfast, he walked around the house twice to digest food, then went into the study, and looked through the work schedule. There were no promotion projects for the past two days, so he had free time.

He opened the solo row of the chicken eating game with peace of mind.

Because considering that he is in a single row, there is a great possibility that he will be a box when he lands. When Qiao Yin digested his food, he had already made a survival plan in his mind.

—— Landing in the wilderness with few people.

Although there are few resources in these places, correspondingly, the number of people jumping to these places must also decrease.

Moreover, the wild area on the map is very wide. Even if you meet a player, the possibility of being found and beaten is much smaller than in the urban area.

To avoid being distracted by fighting with the enemy, he just needs to concentrate on running poison!The chances of surviving are high!

With his current level, Qiao Yin doesn't expect to learn to run if he doesn't know how to walk. He needs to learn to survive longer and get familiar with the various buttons and operations of the game. , and fight against people.

He planned it perfectly, and he thought it was feasible.

In this way, Qiao Yin embarked on the journey of the Jedi Continent alone with his carefully designed survival plan of eating chicken preparations.

However, imagination is always better than reality.

In the first game, because he was not familiar with the map, and because he encountered the scourge circle, he couldn't find a car spawning point in the wild, he ran poison and failed to win, and was poisoned to death in the second circle.

In the second game, the sky was vast and wild, and there was no house in the wild to hide in. He was bombed, and successfully ascended to the west sky after crossing the catastrophe.

In the third round, he was practicing driving over mountains and ridges, and the steering wheel was still hot, but was stopped by a passing player, who said he was poor.

In the fourth game, he encountered the bombing area again. This time he learned to be smart. There happened to be a small house on the side of the road, so he was going to go in and hide. , was warmly welcomed, pawn.

Fifth inning...

Qiao Yin spent a morning of personal experience, and profoundly summed up a set of 36 death styles for a Jedi rookie. There are only ways to die that you can't think of, and there is no possibility that you can't die.

The survival plan to prepare for eating chicken lasted half a day, and it was declared a failure with the lessons of blood and tears.

In the end, Qiao Yin chose to give up this detour and jump directly into the city to Gang.

If you are unlucky, it will be a box when it hits the ground. If you are lucky, you can live to pick up the gun.If you are unlucky enough to pick up a gun, you will die before touching the heat. If you are lucky, you will have the opportunity to hit others.

In short, life and death are basically based on luck.

And the natal crayfish is not talking nonsense, he is deaf and blind, whether he can hit people is also what the Buddha said, just follow the fate.

Qiao Yin played several games, and the characters in the game died young.

If it wasn't for having no teammates and not feeling guilty when he died, he was really worried that his teammates would greet him very friendly like the complaints he saw on Weibo before: Do you believe in Buddhism, so you don't kill?

After spending most of the day in front of the computer, the attention has to be highly concentrated. Unlike painting, you can touch fish. After playing this day, Qiao Yin felt stiff and sore all over his body, but let alone eating chicken, he didn’t even have enough chicken buttocks. with.

He rubbed his old waist and succumbed to fate. If there is no teammate to lead him to victory, it is better not to embarrass himself too much.

Today on this Jedi Continent, he has only tested two truths in practice:

[-]. Once in, don’t even think about leaving alive.

[-]. It is really possible that Taicai will be beaten into autism.

Wanglian Jun has no pigeons today, and the live broadcast will be on time at five o'clock.Qiao Yin was hit by the game, he lacked interest in everything he did, and he didn't have the heart to cook, so he ordered a takeaway and sat in front of the computer with a lunch box to watch his live broadcast.

After all, Wanglian Jun is not in a double row with someone, but he doesn't know what kind of dog luck, he was randomly matched among tens of thousands of people, but he was still matched with an acquaintance.

Fans are very keen to match Wanglianjun and his teammate Lalang, so they are very familiar with every interesting teammate he has met. As soon as the name of the teammate is swiped out, fans who are familiar with the string of ids almost instantly swiped Barrage.

What "we are destined to meet from a thousand miles away", "dog food is being delivered", "auntie laughs and is ready", made his eyes hurt.

The most frustrating thing is to see the barrage of two people being together "sweet", "super tacit understanding" and "eat chicken reservation" during the game. Compared with yesterday's duo with Wanglianjun, he was disgusted enough to post on Weibo Tucao, my heart is blocked and uncomfortable!

Wow!Explosion uncomfortable!No matter how sweet you are with everyone, it's a pain to come to him!

The author has something to say:

乔胤：爆炸难受！求安慰！

Zhali: Touch it, the washboard is being delivered to you

Zong Jin: What did I do wrong?