All rivers return to the sea, I return to you

Xie Qingyao didn't know where to provoke Li Siyu recently, and the food level at home has plummeted recently.

Li Siyu didn't give Xie Qingyao the money to buy vegetables, so Xie Qingyao couldn't buy vegetables to cook. All the vegetables grown at home were eaten by the big geese in autumn, and the newly planted ones didn't even grow a green seedling.

As Li Siyu's patron saint, she could only eat the food from Li Siyu's house, and she couldn't conjure something that would fill her stomach.

Xie Qingyao began to regret why she didn't kill that big goose earlier, it was so fat, it could eat for several days.

Huang Xiaobai leaned against the pumpkin with a disheveled face, stretched out his paw tremblingly and poked Xie Qingyao's waist: "Go and coax her, I really don't want to continue eating potatoes and cabbage today, I want to eat meat, sir A big piece of meat that oozes oil, sprinkled with a handful of peppers, and I tell you, my ordinary otter's life is perfect."

Xie Qingyao couldn't see where to look right now, her face was sallow, and her eyes were looking blankly at the half-peeled potatoes in her hands, and she kindly reminded the limp little guy in a pile: "We don't even I don’t have any cabbage to eat, so I’ll eat mashed potatoes today.”

"Do you want to make waterfall mashed potatoes with cheese?" Huang Xiaobai licked his nose, and finally a gleam of light flashed in his eyes as he looked at the potatoes in Xie Qingyao's hand.

"You have a beautiful idea. There is no chili and salt in the house, and the rice tank has bottomed out. It is the kindness of that woman's arrogance that she didn't starve to death." Xie Qingyao hammered her leg and looked around. For fear that Li Siyu would jump out suddenly.

"Aren't you going to coax that woman?" Huang Xiaobai closed his eyes, touched the pumpkin behind him, turned around and lay down on the pumpkin, sniffing around the pumpkin like a puppy: "Pumpkin, You are so delicious, I want to eat pumpkin pancakes, it’s delicious and soft when I bite it down, and it’s better to have some sweet bean paste filling inside, I can eat ten of them in one sitting.”

The pumpkin rolled away silently, and Huang Xiaobai fell to the ground with his chin on the ground. He raised his beard and stared at the pumpkin that was rolling further and further away.

Xie Qingyao looked amused, but in a blink of an eye she became sad again. She put the peeled potatoes into the basket and stood up and said, "I don't even know why she is angry or who she is angry with. How can I coax her?"

Huang Xiaobai rolled on the ground: "A girl is really a magical animal."

It turned its head to look at Xie Qingyao who took out a pen and paper and wrote something seriously on his lap and asked in puzzlement, "What do you memorize so seriously?"

The expression on Xie Qingyao's face at this time was no less than that of candidates who were writing hard in the examination room, serious and serious.His face was tense, as if he had encountered some difficult problem.

Huang Xiaobai climbed onto Xie Qingyao's shoulder, looked down, and saw the writing in the small book:

The mystery of Li Siyu's anger

I got angry at the first bite when I didn't eat ice cream on X, X, X, X, X, X

On X, X, XX, year X

On X, X, X, X X, my aunt got angry (this is the most normal)

On X, X, X, X, X X, I didn't praise her for being beautiful

On X, X, X, X X, she fell down by herself and got angry with me

On X, X, X, X, X, she said she couldn't win the pumpkin and got mad at me

……

X year X month XX day inexplicably angry with me

After Xie Qingyao finished writing the last stroke, she put away her small book, picked up the potato basket and stood up and said, "Why don't I make potato pancakes, dipped in some soy sauce, it's also delicious."

"When will I be able to eat meat? It all depends on when you have coaxed your woman well. I advise you to hurry up. If I don't have delicious braised pork tomorrow, I will... I will..."

Huang Xiaobai talked for a long time but didn't mention a reason that could threaten Xie Qingyao, it couldn't help feeling a little frustrated, it lowered its head and looked into the distance, its eyes blurred.

"Why don't you take me into the mountains? It's good to catch a pheasant and hare or something like a tooth-beating festival. If I'm lucky enough to meet a wild boar, I'll do it." Xie Qingyao said as she walked towards the well go.

Huang Xiaobai grabbed Xie Qingyao's ear with one paw, and reminded her: "Do you know that the mountain is closed to worship the sun?"

Xie Qingyao shook her head.

"I can't even go to the foot of the mountain, or you can go by yourself."

Xie Qingyao gave a pause for washing the potatoes: "What the hell is closing the mountain to worship the sun?"

"It's the day when the villagers of Tuyuan Village offer sacrifices to the mountain gods. But for half a month, all the surrounding mountain gods will be driven down the mountain and wander around the village for half a month, enjoying all kinds of sacrifices offered by the villagers." Huang Xiaobai squatted by the well Explained to Xie Qingyao.

Xie Qingyao splashed some cold water on Huang Xiaobai's head, it hugged its head and stared at Xie Qingyao dissatisfied.

"Why don't you go wandering in the village, so you don't have to eat potatoes every day, you are so cute." Xie Qingyao laughed at Huang Xiaobai.

Huang Xiaobai said: "Do you think I don't want to, I can't eat it, I just became a god not long ago, even if someone goes to worship Baiguo Mountain, I still can't eat the food that people give me, you stupid pig."

"I'm not a terrestrial creature, how do I know your rules and regulations, you idiot." Xie Qingyao rolled her eyes awkwardly after finishing speaking.

Huang Xiaobai was so angry that his teeth itched. He looked at Li Siyu who was holding a pile of fishing nets in the distance, and suddenly had a bold idea in his heart.It quickly ran into Li Siyu's room, then glanced around her dressing table, and locked its eyes on a bottle of essence eye cream that was especially precious to her.

It tilted its head to reveal a mouthful of white teeth.

It climbed up to the dresser and stretched out its claws to grab out a whole bottle of eye cream essence, and then wiped the eye cream on the curtains that had fallen on the floor.After careful inspection four or five times, Huang Xiaobai patted his paws in satisfaction and climbed up to the roof to bask in the sun.

Fried potato cakes for lunch at noon, served with small pickles that Xie Qingyao had marinated with dried vegetables a few days ago.Originally, the lunch configuration wasn't too bad, but Xie Qingyao and the others have been eating potatoes for every meal for half a month.

From the very beginning of shredded pepper potatoes, spicy potato slices, braised potatoes with beans, to the now fried potato pancakes without any salty taste, only Xie Qingyao and Huang Xiaobai, who love meat, can understand the bitterness.

Ignoring Huang Xiaobai's resentful gaze, Xie Qingyao graciously picked up a pickle with chopsticks for Li Siyu: "Try it, I think you will like this taste."

Li Siyu glanced at her lightly.Then she took out a jar of beef sauce from behind with no expression on her face, and she took out a large lump from the jar and spread it on the potato pancakes, without telling Xie Qingyao and Huang Xiaobai to eat some too.

Xie Qingyao swallowed, the unique aroma of beef sauce wafting from the air made Xie Qingyao doubt life again.

"Ayu, can you give me a bite? Just one bite." Huang Xiaobai raised his paw for a gesture, and looked at the jar of beef sauce with green eyes.

Li Siyu nodded, and she also took out a beef burger and a few pieces of fried chicken wings from her back pocket and handed them to Huang Xiaobai.Then he put a hamburger in front of him.

Xie Qingyao lowered her head and began to seriously reflect on what she had made Li Siyu unhappy recently. She didn't know when the fast food that she once disliked became so attractive.

With tears in Huang Xiaobai's eyes, it took a few deep breaths.

It's meat!Sure enough, that guy following Xie Qingyao has no meat to eat!

Xie Qingyao cast aside Huang Xiaobai, a spineless guy, in her heart.

It may be that the food I ate recently was too bland, and when I smelled something with a strong aroma, the glutton in my stomach woke up.Xie Qingyao suddenly felt that the barely edible potato cakes had lost their only charm.

She looked at Li Siyu's side face, looked at the bottle of fragrant beef sauce for a while, and looked away as if nothing had happened when Li Siyu looked over.

The potato cake was bitten by Xie Qingyao so loudly, she swallowed the food in her mouth, and finally compromised with the beef sauce.

"Can I have some of your beef sauce?" Xie Qingyao pursed her lips, showing a sweet smile.In order to prevent the saliva from flowing out, Xie Qingyao even touched the corner of her mouth specially.

Li Siyu didn't speak, she stuffed a few pieces of fragrant chicken popcorn into her mouth, it smelled like it was spicy.

Xie Qingyao saw that Li Siyu didn't give her food and didn't say no, so she slowly stretched out her paws and approached the bottle of beef sauce not far from her.

"Didn't some people swear that they would never eat what I gave them again?" Li Siyu glared at Xie Qingyao who was smiling.

Xie Qingyao was surprised: "When? I can't say such a thing, it's impossible for me to say such a thing." The strong desire to survive made Xie Qingyao speak very fast.

"Seventeen days ago, in the living room."

Xie Qingyao's eyes widened even more, she shook her head in horror to express her innocence: "Impossible, you remember wrongly."

Li Siyu: "You also said that eating my food will cause diarrhea."

Speaking of diarrhea, Xie Qingyao remembered what happened that day.

That day Huang Xiaobai did not know where to find a strange thing for Xie Qingyao, saying that it was delicious and wanted to share it with her, but after eating it, Xie Qingyao had diarrhea for two days, so she told Huang Xiaobai that she would not eat it in the future It gave her something, but Li Siyu, who was feeding her, just heard what she said.

"I'm talking about Huang Xiaobai. It ate a strange thing for me. I have diarrhea. It's not about you." Xie Qingyao was so anxious that her head was sweating, she pitifully asked for help from Huang Xiaobai who was eating happily.

Huang Xiaobai moved his ears: "I ate a sweet grass root for her, but she got diarrhea and said...and said my paws were not clean."

Xie Qingyao nodded, she had the illusion that her grievances had been washed away.

Seeing her like this, Li Siyu took out the meat skewers that he had prepared earlier from behind and handed them to Xie Qingyao like a magic trick: "Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense next time."

Xie Qingyao shook her head like a rattle, no matter right or wrong, it is always right for her girlfriend to admit her mistake first when she is angry.

Joyfully received a huge sum of money to buy vegetables tomorrow, Xie Qingyao smiled like a fool.Before she warmed up the money, Li Siyu took back the money she gave with a stern face.

"Why?" Xie Qingyao asked while hugging Li Siyu through the thin blanket.

Li Siyu said with a stinky face, "Don't you know what you have done yourself?"

Xie Qingyao shook her head in confusion.

Li Siyu: "Eye cream."

"What happened to the eye cream?" Xie Qingyao asked.

"You've used up the lady's eye cream that I can't bear to use once in three days!" Li Siyu bumped Xie Qingyao with his head.

Xie Qingyao was extremely wronged: "I'm fine, why do I use your thing? It's sticky."

"Ah, it's Huang Xiaobai who suffered a thousand dollars!" After Xie Qingyao finished speaking, she wanted to jump out of the window to settle accounts with Huang Xiaobai.

Li Siyu grabbed Xie Qingyao who was about to get up: "What kind of eye cream does it have for its hairy face, don't try to divert your attention."

Xie Qingyao felt aggrieved, she patted her face: "There are always bad people who want to harm me."

Li Siyu didn't speak, she suddenly raised her foot and kicked Xie Qingyao off the bed: "There is a guest, go down and open the door."