brother ghost

Tian Xiao felt dull.A trace of bleakness.Since ancient times, a hero has been born as a teenager, and he is already 30, with a lot of vicissitudes.The younger brother is hunting ghosts at the right time.He was caught not only taking instant noodles, but also eating a biscuit.Now, even the panties have to be captured.Tian Xiao picked up the cigarette and put it down again.Whether he quit smoking or not, the younger brother will be satisfied.He didn't know, anyway, he would be fine if he quit smoking.

The weather suddenly cooled down, and the heat without a trace of wind faded, and a breeze came out of nowhere.Very cool.It is more comfortable than turning on the air conditioner.Tian Xiao stretched himself.Knead the numb body.Then change shorts.Zhiling went to catch ghosts.He practiced his skills with the sky behind his back.Tian Xiao didn't know it at first, but after a few days, he discovered it by accident, and couldn't help feeling horrified.After practicing that day, do I still have to mess around?

The answer is obvious.Tian Xiao had no choice but to wish him that he would not be able to catch the ghost as soon as possible.

Tianxiao changed his clothes and applied oil paint in front of the mirror.The transparent body is smeared with a powdered grease.He sprinkles a little glitter on it.Hang up a handful of wigs.A handsome figure appeared in the mirror.Courteous and personable.Tian Xiao looked satisfied and went out the door.

He's going... to a party.What a party.It depends on whether Tian Xiao is wearing big-name clothes.Not to mention, he can buy a big brand by picking up the junk heap to eat, that's not to be expected, but, fooling around, fooling around for a long time, Tianxiao still has a way.There is a wrapping shop on Balizhuang Road. Tianxiao bought colored paper, cut it himself, and then burned it.A well-tailored Chinese-style suit was posted on his body. ...

Tian Xiao walked all the way and came to a dilapidated upstairs.Ring the old doorbell.jingle……………………………………………………

Bite the bullet and plan to walk in.The wrist is pulled.Tian Xiao shivered.

"Zhi Ling." Tian Xiao said.

"Brother dressed like this, what are you doing?" Zhi Ling asked.Without any explanation, he pulled him to the scrapped car on the side.

Stare at him.

"Uh." Tian Xiao had finished thinking, but he hadn't reacted yet, let's think about it.Said: "Brother, don't come."

"It's late." Miss Fei said.

"Halou." Tian Xiao greeted through Zhi Ling.

"Hello." Miss Fei said. "Aren't you going in?" After saying that, he looked at Zhiling.Both lads were good looking, with eyebrows being eyebrows and eyes being eyes. ...with a cold face, as if not very happy, and the look of being stunned has not disappeared.

"Where are you going?" Zhi Ling asked out of curiosity.

"Of course, so you haven't been there." Miss Fei said angrily.

"People who are not sincere don't need to ask." Tian Xiao said, putting Zhi Ling aside. "I'll go." He was about to go upstairs on his back foot.

"You are the one who is not sincere, and you don't call me when you come out." Zhi Ling said.

Miss Fei can be regarded as a social butterfly in the town hall and kitchen.A golden braid is tied on the left side of the neck.A delicate rose-colored evening dress has a chic, simple and elegant cut.Miss Fei only goes to parties occasionally.

That's why Tian Xiao came here at this moment.

Then he said to Miss Fei: "I won't see you in a few days, Miss Fei. Is Les here? Then, I will go to work first."

Miss Fei said, "He's inside."

Taking advantage of Zhiling's daze, Tianxiao didn't get into the situation, and without looking back, he slipped to the meeting place.Sit in the corner.Here, you can wait for the end to pick up fruit. ...

Suddenly, he couldn't move again...

That, God said.Zhi Ling, I know you have good intentions, you just use me to practice, but you don't have to be too happy.

"I'm not Tianxiao."

"Brother, you can't even speak clearly now." Zhi Ling was on the side, "What does it mean to never get tired of it. I have no chance to catch you. But right now, I am not the one who catches you." Zhi Ling look to the side.A man with a big nose and big mouth like a sausage, with a scent on his body.

"Uh," Tian Xiao said. "Do you want to use the opportunity?"

Zhi Ling said: "The chance is hard to get back even if it is lost. You didn't give it to me. Have you forgotten? Brother?"

Tian Xiao said: "When did I hand you this?"

Zhi Ling said: "A long time ago."

"Uh." Tian Xiao couldn't move.Zhi Ling is determined to be on one side.Tian Xiao had no choice but to let go of the idea of ​​taking the fruit. "Isn't this kind of scene not good?" Zhiling let go of him first, so that he can tell him what he came for.

"It's really not good." Zhi Ling said.Said a little melancholy. "It's me now, and I can't save you, brother." He was weak in spells.I don't know how to free my brother.

Tian Xiao said: "Then you haven't practiced seriously all this time. You are in another world, killing time and taking up resources. Zhiling, have you ever thought, my thoughts, I thought you were practicing seriously, one day, To be able to take over this great career in my place."

Zhi Ling said: "The profession that my brother mentioned is a mess. Leave it to me, I am really ashamed."

Tian Xiao said: "You, what a mess this is. Look at what you said, it's fine to say such things at home. You'd be ashamed to take it outside." He said again: "I'm serious. I really just want to see is you."

Zhi Ling said: "If you don't say it here, brother, you will not accept this reality."

"Then, let's talk about my business first." The man said.

"What?" Tian Xiao asked.

"What?" Zhiling asked.

"This sir." The man said. "I have noticed you a few times. Several invitations. May I please sit at this table?"

Also, don't you need to do it this way?Heavens don't want to.As the words fell, his immobilization was lifted.Quickly stood up and shook hands with each other.

The bad thing happened, when they shook hands, the man saw his outstretched hand.The two looked at the same time - he only applied powder on his face when he went out, and forgot to apply it on his hands.There are only a few traces of staining from application.Tianxiao withdrew his hand in embarrassment, and a few pieces of powder floated on a transparent shape...

The man nodded without showing any signs.Tianxiao walked over.A man in Chinese dress and two girls in evening dress. "Hello." Tian Xiao said. "Hello." The other party nodded politely.Tian Xiao said, "Then what's the matter?"

"We're going to watch a play, are you free?" asked the other party.

"Sure enough, elegant." Tian Xiao said. "Is opera not considered?"

"The opera would be even better," said the other party.

Zhi Ling couldn't understand what they were saying at all.Until the end of the show, Tianxiao ate fruit like crazy. "Brother." Zhi Ling said. "It's a waste if you don't eat it." Tian Xiao said. "This ginseng stewed chicken is also good, try it."

……

When going out, the man bowed politely. "Go slowly, Mr. Guan."

"Goodbye." Tian Xiao said. "I'll come get the invitation the next day."

Tian Xiao dragged Zhi Ling all the way and ran, his heart ached like flesh.My meat.He seemed to hear himself shouting.Zhiling handed him a piece of ginseng.Tian Xiao took a look: "Damn it. How did you get this little one?"

Zhi Ling said: "It's fished."

It's just a punch when the sky disappears. "I brought you here to gain insight into the world and learn manners. I will support myself in the future... Forget it, how could you think that you would be rude when you come up here!"

Zhiling said: "You said don't eat and waste, so I took it. I kept shouting that my flesh hurts, and you don't want it for you. Such hesitation, mother-in-law, mother, it really made me lose my eyes. Now you want it again. Call me rude. Brother, you are becoming more and more incoherent. You need to know that although Chinese is useless and you don’t need to learn it, you still need to understand the basic grammar principles. Otherwise, if you can’t speak clearly like you, what else do you need to communicate in the future? I will do it for you Worry."

The two ran wildly all the way, and finally ran away.

Tian breathed a sigh of relief.See dodged a bullet this time.It was not discovered that he did not have an invitation.Erase the paint.Take off the costume.Fold and set aside.The night breeze was cool, he tossed his hair, and it fell out...

Tian Xiao said: "This is embarrassing."

Zhi Ling said: "Brother, you don't need to talk about it. I know you have no hair."

Tian Xiao said: "You only know one thing, I don't know how many hairs my brother has whitened for you in the past few years."

Zhi Ling said: "Then I have to thank you very much. I lost my hair because of me, but you are still so energetic. You are very energetic."

Tian Xiao said: "Why don't you believe it?"

Zhi Ling said: "How could I not believe you..." Just as she was talking, two girls came across from the opposite side.

"Invitation." One said.Simple salute to two. "We still have something to do, let's go first."

Tianxiao accepted the invitation.Only then did I realize that I only had paint on my face.When it was dark, he also took the invitation card.Save embarrassment.

"Brother still going?" Zhi Ling asked.

"If I don't go, why don't you go?" Tian Xiao said. "You know I can't bear it." He looked at the boundless night, as if he couldn't see the huge pit at the end.

"Otherwise, I'll go." Zhi Ling said.

"This." Tian Xiao said. "It's not good, I'll go."

"But, you never thought, what's the point of doing such a thing?" Like him, staying at home happily, with his brother, and having instant noodles and soda is enough.Why go all the way to such a boring party in front of a group of people you don't like.

"Because," Tian Xiao said. "Eating only instant noodles will cause ulcers. If it is serious, it will cause stomach ulcers, and if it is mild, it will cause oral ulcers. Do you have medicine for Zhiling?"

Zhi Ling said: "I don't, brother, are you sick?"

Tian Xiao said: "Forget it, open the door quickly. We're home."

Zhi Ling said, "What's the point of such a conversation?"

Tian Xiao said: "Isn't that so? Let's go to fantasy life and death."

Zhi Ling said: "Isn't it good to stay at home?"

Tian Xiao said: "So you have seen it too. Ever since I met you, the plot has disappeared. It's only boring. None of the gods I was looking forward to appeared."

Zhi Ling couldn't accept it, and said: "You call this boring, in my opinion, it's much better than what you imagined."

Tian Xiao said: "I fantasized? What did I fantasize about? Do you think that if you explode a piece of equipment, the skill is just my fantasy?"

Zhi Ling said: "It's you, who else is there?"

Tian Xiao said: "I didn't come back to find you in order to become famous earlier. In case you can't find me."

Zhi Ling said: "People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, brother, you are defeated."

Tian Xiao said: "Am I a human?"

Zhi Ling said: "You are not. People are better than you."

Tian Xiao said: "Can you relax?"

Zhi Ling said, "What?"

Tian Xiao said: "Forget it, actually I don't really want to talk about it. For me, it's the same as taking it easy or not. Daily [-]D is not a problem, are you satisfied now?"

Zhi Ling said: "But you speak incoherently, and you forget the following at a critical moment, brother, so you still say that we can still play happily together?"

Tian Xiao looked at his watch: "It's getting late, why don't you go back to the other world? You need to hurry up in your practice. Otherwise, you will lose everything."

Zhi Ling said: "I know it's ruined by the sun."

Tian Xiao said: "You still don't understand, it's your business that you feel uncomfortable."

Zhi Ling said: "You finally said a key topic."

Tian Xiao said: "Why am I the key?"

Zhi Ling said: "You don't have the key, you've been going astray all the way. What should I say?"

Tian Xiao said: "I was defeated by you."

Zhi Ling said: "In this way, you still look forward to managing the other world, I don't think you should look forward to it."

Tian Xiao said: "Okay, you come."

Zhi Ling said: "If I come, I will come. I have already said that Yuanshi Tianzun is a P, so what is Lingshen, let alone Yuanshen, Shishen. Brother, what did you say?"

Tian Xiao said: "Isn't that what I'm talking about? Don't I also have a critical moment?"

Zhi Ling said: "Then brother, can we live our own lives?"

Tian Xiao said: "You still don't understand, we are just living our own lives."

Zhi Ling said: "Then don't you feel guilty?"

Tian Xiao said: "That's after becoming famous. What am I now, a piece of dirt in the garbage dump can crush me to death."

Zhi Ling said: "Then I lost."

Tian Xiao said: "It's good that you know. It's a pity that I have already eaten fruit tonight, so I don't need instant noodles."

Zhi Ling said: "Brother, I want to breastfeed."

Tian Xiao said: "This is not like what you can say."

Zhi Ling said: "It's authentic."

Tian Xiao said: "It's better for me to sleep with you."

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The next day, Tianxiao left as promised.Supercilious.I was brainwashed by Zhi Ling yesterday.He felt that the energy of learning Buddhism has returned, and all four things are empty.Can't help letting go of the past, even Zhiling has become cute.Not to mention the matter of growing flesh, first of all, he must have flesh.First of all, he has to be a person.So, he is tragic.

Sit in the last row.I was shocked by the grandeur of the theater.Cheng Cheng also came.A suit.Tian Xiao looked at him like he was looking at the air.More transparent than air.I was suffocated suddenly, and my heart felt broken for such thoughts.He held back.Cheng Cheng held a paper fan.Pass by Tianxiao's side.He was not found.Tian Xiao didn't even wear a dress that day.Come naked.The air is transparent.There is no fruit in the theater, only tea.He wasn't thirsty either, he just watched the scene and planned to leave.

Tian Xiao saw the cleaning staff holding a fly swatter to repel mosquitoes.Chase away flies.He is standing in the last row.I saw Cheng Cheng go up to perform.ah.The day disappeared.He also goes to perform, and he will too.After speaking, he secretly hated himself for being cheap.

I looked at it for a while.Until the girl surnamed Fei went.Let's see if it's not too early.Then he turned and left.

Meeting a god on the road, Tian Xiao said, "Aren't you from another world?" He was very sensitive about this.Basically, he couldn't see them.Especially in dunya.Not to mention in another world.See how far he hides.If it is in the secular world, it is directly crossing the catastrophe.

Tian Xiao stopped.He hurried back to pinch Zhiling.A day is wasted if the baby does not pinch.

The other party did not leave. "Why are you here?" Tian Xiao said.When he was in a good mood, he asked them hypocritically, "Hi, ask for directions." If there were rookies from other worlds who were crazy, he would throw them back.It seems so.Thinking about it this way, Zhiling probably was such a rookie in the past, he was thrown back to another world, but his practice was not good, so he fell back and came to repay his favor.It's just that if Zhiling knew that he thought this way, she must bless him for not being able to take care of himself.

Ah, Tian Xiao is unexpectedly irritable today.He asked him directly.

"Ask for directions?" the other party asked.

"May I ask how to get to Balizhuang?" Tian Xiao said.

"You look like this..." The other party looked at Tian Xiao.

Tian Xiao has a peaceful heart, in the past, he would feel humiliated. "Excuse me." Tian Xiao said.He can't find his way.

"Turn left along here. Go straight." The other party said.

"You fucking..." Tian Xiao said, almost being rude.Over there is the crematorium!

Turning around, the other party disappeared.May I ask your surname, I haven't said it yet.

I rely on, count yourself lucky.The day disappeared.I felt depressed for a while.

I rely on.He said something again.Is it the rhythm of the world opening up now?Then the car must not kill the two or three.

Tian Xiao then ran back, he had to hurry up.When Tianxiao got home, he took out the regulations: 1. Traveling at night. 2. Be polite. 3. No interference from other worlds.Tianxiao put down the regulations.into judgment.How should he judge whether the other party is here for something, or if there is a problem in another world.In order to judge whether the other party's actions are uninvited guests.

"Brother." Zhi Ling said. "That person is me."

Tian Xiao was stunned for a moment. "What? It's you?" Pick up the book and throw it down. It's you and I beat you so hard that you can't take care of yourself.

Zhiling jumped away.smiled,

Tian Xiao saw that he was still not satisfied.Sideways: "Then we will be together happily at the end of this chapter?"

Zhi Ling lay on the bed, hugging the pillow.he,……

Tian Xiao said: "Then we sleep at the end of this chapter, and we are happily together at the end?"

Zhi Ling said, "Brother, tell me."

Tian Xiao said: "Then we can blacken the ending."

Zhi Ling said: "Do you have to wait until the end to become black?"

Tian Xiao said: "It's not impossible to be black now. It's still because you don't think it's black enough."

Zhi Ling said: "If you are sleeping, you can call me."

Hearing what he said, Tian Xiao knew that he didn't need to sleep tonight.