A branch of red apricot came out

In the new semester, the top priority is... In fact, there is no top priority.

The children in the dormitory are all screaming and cursing for the school’s dehumanization and not installing air conditioners. Last year, they went to school for a semester, but nothing happened. This year, they no longer hold out hope. operate.

Yang Sichun posted an announcement in the class group yesterday: On the first day of school, don't be late!If you are late for one class, you will be contracted for classroom hygiene for one week; if you are late for two classes, you will be contracted for classroom hygiene for two weeks, and so on.

This announcement has already caused wailing. In order to express his anger, Yang Sichun posted five [/anger] in a row, and specially circled Yan Nuo.

Homeroom teacher---Yang Sichun: @小爱---Yan Nuo, did you hear that?I will be watching you tomorrow, @Everyone and all the classmates will supervise together.

Yan Nuo saw "cute" in front of his name and still couldn't get used to it, as if he had been struck by lightning, he hurried back to his old class.

Little cutie---Yan Nuo: @门师---Yang Sichun, received, I will definitely live up to expectations[/struggle].

This is what Lao Ban thinks is heart-warming, but it is actually a wicked operation, at least everyone thought so at first.

After the placement test for Arts and Sciences in the first semester of high school, Class Six was handed over to Yang Sichun as a parallel science class. It is "Professional Title --- Name", and the rest of the students are changed to "Little Cute --- Name".

There was a commotion, the class burst into flames, and they anonymously complained about what kind of ghost note this is, but Yang Sichun comforted him with a word, "Because Class [-] will be the heart of my teacher Yang for the next two years, and you are all my teacher." cutie."

Yan Nuo was stunned by Lei's mouthful of old blood, holding his mobile phone and thinking, there is probably something wrong with this teacher, what kind of goosebump-like Mary Su language is he talking about, or something like reading too many novels.

Everyone thought so, but they stopped making noise, just like a little wife who was comforted by the president, saying "no no no", but her body shyly and obediently changed all the notes.

Yan Nuo lived up to expectations, and she really lived up to expectations. Not only was she late for two classes, but she also made the school bar build a new high-rise --- "Shocked!The school bully Lord Yan repeated his feat. On the first day of school, he was late with blood, and scared the teacher into the infirmary! "

Fang Le also saw the post, and was thinking that this person would not bring An Sheng, what kind of monster is he? Then he saw Prince Yan himself, who was called by the old class to go to the office to do homework, and ran into a furious man in the corridor at the door. Yang Sichun and the calm Yan Nuo.

Yang Sichun tried his best to suppress his anger, "Since it's not causing trouble, how did this blood come from? It still smells like blood!"

Yan Nuo lowered his head and took a look. The white T, white sneakers and black trousers were stained with a large amount of blood, which was very eye-catching. He looked at Lao Ban fearlessly, "If I'm done, you don't believe me?"

Yang Sichun became so addicted to cigarettes, "Tell me, after you finish speaking, I can go to your English teacher and explain to the principal."

"Going out too early in the morning, I saw a cat hit by a car on the road, and I sent it to the pet hospital."

Yang Sichun chuckled first, just the kind of "huh" chuckle, and after the laugh, he was silent for a long while, without asking whether it was true or not, "Then why don't you change your clothes?"

"I don't know that Mrs. Luo is bleeding, and the students are not allowed to enter and leave the dormitory during the class." And the most important point is that I don't want to contract the classroom sanitation for three weeks, it's terrible.

"Have you been saved?"

"I don't know. I paid the money and came back quickly. I just left a phone number waiting for him to contact me."

Yang Sichun was silent for a while, "Fortunately, the school uniform ordered by our school has been reworked, and it will not be delivered until next week. Otherwise, you can talk about yourself, running around the street in your blood-stained school uniform, and let others see, 'Oh! Yuan Gao's The students killed people!' What a bad influence, isn't it?"

Yan Nuo was speechless when he saw brother Sichun imitating in false voice, "...It's impossible to kill someone."

"Why can't it be? It's not a big deal for those who watch the excitement. Once a rumor spreads ten times, it spreads a hundred times. If it spreads to the hundredth person, you'll be a murderer." Yang Sichun looked at the problematic student who was much taller than himself, Sighing, "Okay, okay, go to the infirmary to see Teacher Luo before class, apologize, and I'll go to the principal."

"Thank you, teacher." Yan Nuo looked like an obedient student behind his hands, "Teacher, I want to go back and change my clothes, can you write me a note so that the boarding house can let me in."

"Yes, dare you? After teaching for so many years, you are the most troublesome student I have ever taken care of, and there is no one else." Yang Sichun pointed to the rows of students wandering in the corridor in the teaching building opposite the office building, and lost After the next sentence, "I must be talking about you", he turned and entered the office, and kept swearing, "Do you know who wrote the post on our Xiaonei website, monsters and ghosts."

Yan Nuo shrugged, "I don't know." Who cares, I don't care.

Sitting at the opposite table with Yang Sichun in the office is Qin Sheng, the class teacher of the second class. As soon as Yan Nuo came in, he had a face-to-face meeting with Fang Le.

Qin Sheng looked up at Yan Nuo, "What's wrong, are you injured?"

Yan Nuo shook her head, "No."

Qin Sheng leads Chinese in Classes [-] and [-]. He has always had a good attitude towards grades. Yan Nuo's Chinese scores are in the [-]s and [-]s. Compared with the tens or even single-digit scores of Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry students, he is even more relieved.

Fang Le also looked at Yan Nuo, thinking about all kinds of well-intentioned or malicious speculations in the post, and all kinds of unconstrained and imaginative comments. He was also a little curious, but at the moment Yan Nuo raised the corner of his mouth , he immediately withdrew his gaze.

Yan Nuo was bored, Qin Sheng saw him stepping out of the office and asked, "Hey, Lao Yang, what's going on? Are you fighting again?"

Yang Sichun pointed at the table and sighed, "He said that he saw a cat hit by a car on the way too early, and he sent him to the pet hospital."

When Fang Le returned to the classroom, he heard that the students in the class were still talking about Yan Nuo's feat today, and he was about to make up a "Hot-Blooded High School". He took out his mobile phone and clicked on the school intranet, and found the post in the school bar , the last thread was an anonymous girl.

[Anonymous]: Ah!Did you see how he ran to the infirmary with the teacher in his arms?God!I love him!Wouldn't it be more emotional to have blood or something?Invincible!

Fang Le paused with his fingers, typed a few lines, and clicked "Reply".

[Anonymous]: Ah!The latest news comes from eavesdropping in the corner of the teacher's building office!Prince Yan rescued a cat hit by a car on his way too early!Iron man tenderness!I love him!I would love to be that cat!Refill refill refill!

Soon there were replies from the building, and the wailing nympho girls page after page, and soon this building was put on the top by the poster of this post, stamped with "solved the case".

Fang Le experienced the power of gossip and public opinion firsthand, put the phone in his pocket and lay down on the table, recalling the few lines just now in his head, really, what's your business...

Yan Nuo changed his clothes, and first went to apologize sincerely to Teacher Luo. The door of the infirmary was wide open, but he didn't expect to see his biology teacher Huan Chenwen and his English teacher Luo Yun as soon as he entered the room. Hold each other and whisper sweet words.

Yan Nuo didn't even have time to turn around, can he be a little bit virtuous, and be so arrogantly affectionate while still in school.

Huan Chenwen got up and greeted Yan Nuo, "I heard that you made Teacher Luo faint?"

In Yan Nuo's ears, the words were, "Fuck you bastard, did you scare my sweetheart into unconsciousness?"

Yan Nuo lowered her head and acted obediently, "I'm sorry, Mr. Luo, I really didn't know you were dizzy, otherwise you wouldn't have just rushed to the door of the classroom. Are you feeling better now?"

Luo Yun pulled Huan Chenwen and told him to sit back on the bed, "Don't scare the students." Then he smiled at Yan Nuo, "It's all right now, but you, with so much blood on your body, did you do bad things and get hurt again? gone?"

It would be a lie to say that they are not heart-warming, Lao Ban, Qin Sheng, Luo Yun are all good teachers who care about students, Yan Nuo explained briefly, and ran back to the class amidst the bell and Huan Chenwen's urging.

The last class in the morning was Chinese, Qin Sheng was eloquent on the podium, Yan Nuo sat in the last row, lying on the desk and pressing his mobile phone, running around early in the morning, hot enough, breakfast was not finished, hungry It's fine, right now I just want to lie on my stomach quietly and silently accept the sneaky glances from my classmates from all directions.

The four groups of people were turned into ellipsis by water again, Yan Nuo clicked in, and the news kept popping up, why are these three people so idle?

Xiao Yulu: Brother Nuo, you are back, are you alright?

Little Sun: Let's make a bet, guess whether you got into a fight or saved the cat.

Little Chongzi: Where did you go between classes? I think you disappeared when you came out of the old class's office.

Yan Nuo stared at the message sent by Fu Luyang, save the cat?The news spread so fast?Who passed it on?old class?

School bully Yizhihua: Stand up for me if you bet on the fight, can't I save the cat?

School bully Yizhihua: Who told you that I went to save the cat, Sichun?

Little Sun: Fuck, you really saved the cat, bro, I was wrong[/poor][/rose][/love].

Xiao Yulu: I don't know, the explosion in the school bar made the girls go crazy.

Little Chongzi: They are lining up to marry you, depending on your battle damage, seeing you vomit blood, and seeing you die.

Yan Nuo changed his posture and lay down a little more comfortably. After entering the Xiaonei website, he clicked on the post with the title of making trouble. , there are no other students here.

But this tone, this wording... If someone told him that it was Fang Lehui, he could throw a math paper in that person's face and tell him that I got full marks in the exam.

Who believes it!

Yan Nuoning would rather believe that Brother Sichun, who is eager to protect his shortcomings, did it, secretly pretending to be a girl or something, don't be too cute for a 50-[-]-year-old veteran cadre.