A branch of red apricot came out

Fang Le also stood up and looked over curiously, and got up quickly after seeing it.

The little fat man was lying next to them on the sleeping bed. At this moment, the little fat man was not lying on the mat. Through the dim moonlight and starlight, he could be seen frantically testing the jumping line of the roof guardrail. Turning over is the jumping line. If you step on the ground and fall, you will be half paralyzed if you don't whine.

Yan Nuo didn't dare to breathe, and approached quietly with bare feet, and whispered to Fang Le, "Slow down, don't scare him."

As soon as the words fell, I don't know which idiot with a missing head yelled, "Damn, is he jumping off a building?"

Yan Nuo didn't dare to move at the moment. According to the bloody script of the TV series, the little fat man would turn his head in horror at this time, crying and threatening, "Don't come here! Come here and I'll jump off!"

However, the reality is that the little fat man didn't react at all, and he still squirmed his whole body with difficulty while holding on to the guardrail, quietly immersed in the self-world of climbing over the guardrail.

Fang Le grabbed Yan Nuo and ran over, saying while running, "He may be sleepwalking, grab him gently, and pull him down first."

The two people approached and found that he was really open with dull eyes, so one left and one right, Yan Nuo first slowly lowered his feet hanging on the railing, Fang Le cooperatively pushed his fingers away from the railing, Under the nervous eyes of the students watching, he carefully brought the little fat man back to the rooftop safely.

Yan Nuo sat across from him, first snapped his fingers lightly, but there was no response, and gradually increased the sound of snapping fingers, and finally woke him up after several consecutive slaps, Yan Nuo immediately said, "Fuck you, are you Knowing that you are sleepwalking, you dare to go to the rooftop to sleep?"

Fang Le also sat opposite him, "Are you awake?"

The little fat man lifted the hem of his clothes to wipe the sweat off his face, and then he regained consciousness, and suddenly realized that he was surrounded, and shrank in fright, "Why, what's the matter?"

"You just tried to jump off a building, you know that?"

"Fortunately, you are fat. Your fat body saved your life, otherwise there would be a puddle of human flesh on the lawn downstairs."

"This classmate, can you have some morals?"

"Fatty, why are you jumping off the building? Have you sleepwalked before?"

The little fat man looked confused, and after Fang Le explained it, he turned into a look of fear, "I feel too hot, I just remember that the wind blows very cool when I ride the roller coaster."

Everyone on the rooftop: "..."

Yan Nuo wanted to smoke very much, so he asked Fu Luyang for one, and said to the little fat man, "Go down and go back to the dormitory." He raised his head and exhaled the smoke, stood up, and asked, "Who else sleepwalks here? Well, go back to the dormitory and sleep, don't scare people in the middle of the night."

The onlookers yawned and dispersed. The little fat man went back to his mat and sat still in shock. His roommate comforted him in a low voice, "Did you bring the dormitory key? Do you want me to take you down?"

The little fat man said, "No, no, I want to call the head teacher."

The roommate was puzzled, "What?"

"Didn't you read a joke before, the student called the teacher late at night and asked if the teacher was asleep, the teacher said who wouldn't sleep so late, but the student scolded me, I didn't sleep, and I was still doing the homework you assigned .”

roommate:"......?"

Fang Le, who was next to him, handed over his mobile phone, "Use my mobile phone, so that the teacher in charge will not find you tomorrow."

Yan Nuo stomped out the butt of the cigarette, and asked, "Then what will you do if we find out?"

"I can't find me, I have dual cards," Fang Le took back the phone again, "You report the number, and I'll call." After a pause, he reminded, "Don't say you are sleepwalking and want to jump off the building, you know?"

So the little fat man turned on the speaker at the request of his roommate, and the wind stopped for a while.

"Hey?"

"Excuse me, is this Teacher Sun, the head teacher of Class One and Three?"

"Yes."

"I'm your student, are you asleep?"

"What's your name? Why are you calling so late?"

"Did you turn on the air conditioner when you slept?"

"...Open, which student are you?"

"I'm your uncle! At the class meeting at night, we asked to install the air conditioner. You said that exercising is hard, and you suffer from paralysis! I can't sleep because of the heat!"

The little fat man hung up the phone.

Everyone: "..."

The roommate patted the little fat man on the shoulder, "It's pretty good, with a rich voice and emotion, it should be polite and rude."

The little fat man said again, "I still need to make a call." Then he returned the phone to Fang Le, picked up his own and dialed out, "Dad, it was me, you almost lost your son 10 minutes ago, Listen to me, I'm fine."

"It was too hot in my dormitory, so I slept on the roof with my roommates. Yes, everyone slept on the roof. As a result, I fainted from the heat. I haven't had a disease for many years. I almost climbed over the railing and jumped off when I was sleepwalking."

"Dad, didn't you say that I would be rewarded if I passed Yuan Gao? Does that still count?"

"If it counts, you can install air-conditioning in our school. The classrooms and dormitories are equipped with air-conditioning. I will live here for three years."

"Okay, okay, thank you Dad! What? Come tomorrow? Yes, great! Waiting for you tomorrow, thank you Dad!"

The little fat man hung up the phone, in a good mood, and turned to his roommate and said, "I brought the key, I'm going back to the dormitory first."

Everyone on the rooftop: "...!!!"

Yan Nuo had a look of eating cigarette butts into his stomach. He saw the little fat man disappear at the entrance of the corridor, and turned to his roommate, "What, what's going on? Is it the air conditioner I understand?"

Fang Le was also a little restless, and looked at his roommate in a daze, "I don't know, could it be that his father is a worker who installs the air conditioner, and he will come to screw the screws tomorrow?"

After such a fuss, I lay down on the mat again, and I became tired.

Yan Nuo still couldn't believe it, he turned sideways to Fang Le, and muttered in a low voice, "I should have given him some water by wrestling his wrist, it's so scary, will he retaliate against me?"

Fang Le also turned to face him, "How to retaliate?"

"Flood me with banknotes, and smash me to death with a steel hammer." Yan Nuo laughed at himself, and asked again, "Hey, asking him to call the teacher doesn't look like something you, a top student, would do."

"...Just use his mouth to vent, and you should smoke less, and don't always talk about 'xueba'."

Yan Nuo covered her mouth with a candy pillow, and said in a muffled voice, "Did you get smoked?"

Fang Le turned around and turned his back to him, "Sleep."

In summer, the nights are short and the days are long, and it would be dawn at five o'clock. Yan Nuo was worried that his goldfish would be exposed to the sun, so he set an alarm clock for 05:30, but he didn't wake him up, and Fang Le was so angry that he woke up.

"You're fucking off!" Fang Le threw off his arm that was lying on his waist for no reason, and kicked again. The person who was kicked snorted twice but hugged his arms even tighter, and didn't wake up at all. mean.

It was already hot, but Fang Le only felt his temples twitching. He held back his anger and pawed twice without pushing the person away. He just twisted his body and stretched his arms to reach the chattering cell phone, almost without direct contact. Parabolic.

Fang Le saw his candy pillow tilted to the other side, and pulled it over patiently, "Let go, I'll give you a pillow."

Yan Nuo didn't let go, but instead entangled him like an octopus, dragging Fang Le down on the mat again, buried his head in the socket of his neck and rubbed it still.

Fang Le took a deep breath, looked up at the sky for a moment, his mind calmed down naturally, and when he was cold, he acted appropriately.

......

What is proportion, and what is it about the thing that is getting harder and harder on his thigh?

Fang Le knew what was going on, and he couldn't really blame Yan Nuo, but he still grabbed his hair and pulled it back. It must have hurt him, Yan Nuo frowned and muttered sleepily, "Do not move."

Fang Le growled into his ear, "Yan Nuo!"

On the morning of the second day of school, the roof was bathed in thin sunlight. When Fu Luyang was woken up by Liang Ran and sat up, he heard a familiar "Fuck!" from not far away. He rubbed his eyes and looked Go, and found that Brother Nuo seemed to be rolling on the ground on all fours.

He raised his face and asked Liang Ran in a daze, "Did Brother Nuo get beaten up again?"

Liang Ran smiled and pulled him up, "Whatever he does, go back to wash and go for a morning run."

As a result, the three of them ran into each other during the morning jog, Yan Nuo knew from Fu Luyang's expression that he couldn't say anything good, sure enough.

Fu Luyang asked, "Brother, tell me the truth, it's still the same sentence, why did you fall in love with Fang Le?"

"What a hammer, have you ever seen someone beat someone so fiercely?"

Fu Luyang wanted to say, you are vicious, you are vicious, but obviously this is not the point, "Counting only two days into school today, you have been beaten by Fang Le three times, brother, are you going to give way? "

three times?Counting the one on the football field that you didn't know about last night, it's four times, okay?

Yan Nuo hooked Fu Luyang's shoulder, "How do you want my brother to answer you?"

"I want an answer that will make my day."

"Really," Yan Nuo said, "Maybe the school will install the air conditioner today, you can look forward to it." After speaking, he speeded up and ran away first. The cafeteria was too bad. Taking advantage of the time, Yan Nuo decided to go It's too early to be outside.

Fang Le was walking towards the cafeteria, and when he was queuing up, he heard people discussing new posts in the school bar, so he also took out his mobile phone, and before he clicked on it, he received several WeChat messages from Yan Nuo, all of which were pictures.

Pan-fried buns, pot stickers, bean curd, shrimp dumplings, pancakes, tofu brains, rice wine dumplings...

Yan Nuo: Bring it for you.

Fang Le looked up again at the white steamed buns and white rice porridge in the cafeteria window, almost immediately compromised, turned and walked towards the teaching building.

Fang Le: Pan-fried buns, tofu with sugar, thank you. [Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck]

The title of the new post in the school bar is very domineering, "Bad Chicken Soup for Campus Bullying: Stupid Hardworking Spirit", it was posted at five o'clock in the morning, everyone can imagine a person who is so hot that he can't even sleep late, or even worse. Even the unlucky kid who stayed up all night vented all the grievances and anger he had suppressed all night in the post. The content was only three sentences. Although he didn't mention a word, his heart was like a mirror.

Yuan Gao, which I worked so hard to get into, made me feel the most heart-wrenching bullying. The indifference and indifference made my eyes warm and my heart cold. Is it the school's bully or me?

It only took a little over two hours to mobilize and attack, and Fang Le unconsciously thought of the "Wu Guang Uprising". Discussions could be heard everywhere along the way. strike and rebellion” feeling.

When Zhang Yufan and Ye Cong went upstairs together, somehow they felt that if they went up to the fifth floor and looked to the left, they might be able to see something that made them "wow". In the lobby, Nuo Ge and Fang Le are having breakfast together.

Yan Nuo bit his chopsticks and watched Fang Le peel off the pan-fried bun, took out the meat stuffing inside, threw it away, and swallowed it with only the skin, he was stunned, "You, what are you doing?"

Fang Le didn't even lift his eyelids, "Picky eaters, don't eat stuffing."

Yan Nuo was stunned again, "The dumplings, rice rolls, glutinous rice balls, wontons, etc., you choose?"

"Choose them all." Fang Le scooped up a spoonful of tofu nao and drank it. After thinking for a while, he said, "Not necessarily. Sometimes rice rolls and wontons are not chosen."

"Do you want to eat wontons tomorrow?" Yan Nuo said, stuffing a big mouthful of noodles with fried sauce, taking advantage of his slurred speech, he still wanted to say something, "You are so perverted."

"No." Fang Le glanced at him and asked suddenly, "Have you thought about quitting smoking or throwing pillows?"

Yan Nuo didn't even chew her mouth, she was a little embarrassed, she swallowed the noodles with fried sauce after a pause, and said, "I thought about quitting smoking, but I haven't thought about hugging a pillow..."

Fang Le finished eating first and cleaned up the mess, "Come here and take your chemistry book away, and start listening carefully today."