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There are many Chinese in New York, but it is not so easy to see the native Chinese who are howling and howling on the street.

"Don't talk to me about foreign language! When I took the fourth and sixth exams, you didn't straighten your tongue! Hurry up and let go, don't miss my business!" Wu Yi was also surprised, and came across the ocean Even on the other side of the ocean, you can also meet Pengci. Isn’t this stuff made in China?

A black aunt sat slumped on the ground, her two thick black arms tightly wrapped around the thighs of the "passing fat sheep", and she was about to "chop two liang of meat off".

The United States is a free country, so free that "it's none of my business for you to rob under the blue sky and the sun."

No, there are people coming and going on the road, and no ABC came to ask Wu: "Excuseme, can I help you?"

Wu Yi scolded for a while to no avail, and wanted to do something but couldn't get rid of the faces of the elders, so he could only scan around with his black eyes, hoping to find some amiable and respectable compatriots.

The crowd searched for him thousands of times, and finally, Wu Yi's keen eyes fixed on the opposite side of the road.

Seeing the familiar black hair, yellow skin, and black eyes through the window, regardless of whether the other party might be from the island country or the Bangzi country, Wu Yi waved his arms and shouted excitedly: "Help! Help!"

Before and after the people approached, Wu Yi struggled to pick out a few English words from his mouth, "Chinese, Japanese or Korean?"

The man opened his thin lips lightly, and said with a straight voice: "Chinese."

"Brother, I found you!" Wu Yi patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"Is there anything I can help you with?" the man asked calmly and calmly.

What a beautiful sentence, Wu Yi almost cried with joy.

After scratching my forehead for a long time, I said bitterly: "I was looking for a hotel just now, and I didn't pay attention to the road. I accidentally bumped into this aunt. In the end, she dragged me desperately and refused to let me go. Dude Son, tell her, I'm a poor ghost, I don't have a big son. Even if she spends a day here, she can't kill half a cent!"

The man faced the aunt and said concisely: "Hehas no money. You would better not waste time. Otherwise I will call the policeman."

Wu Yi kept pricking his heart, he understood every word, and he could say every word.But just now, he just couldn't get used to the water and soil and couldn't pour out the goods in his stomach! !

The black aunt carefully looked at the man's attire, got up and left sensiblely.

"Hey, buddy, thank you so much today!" Wu Yi smiled and patted him on the shoulder again.

"Well, I'll ask you something more." Then he handed over the note, "Do you know where this hotel is?"

The man glanced down and raised his finger to the place where he drank coffee just now.

Wu Yishun looked at the past, and suddenly his face became embarrassing, and he laughed dryly, "Hehe, I was dazzled for a while and didn't see clearly."

While the two were talking, suddenly a cool Lie Yan supercar galloped towards them, slammed on the brakes beautifully, and stopped neatly at their feet.

"I told you not to come, I booked a hotel myself."

Wu Yichao finished complaining to the people in the car, and turned to the "well-meaning people" without asking for money, "Brother, the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by the spring. If you are in trouble in the future, I will stand on both sides." knife!"

"Beep", the anxious horn sounded, and Wu Yi hurriedly ended the conversation, "The mountains are high and the rivers are long! We will see you again!"

When I got into the car, I suddenly remembered something, and opened the car door and howled, "Brother, your surname is great..."

After eating a big mouthful of PM2.5, the man smoked for a long time before uttering two words, "Gu Yi."

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"Hey, look, the man standing at the door is so manly!" The beauty A at the front desk shouted, and poked the beauty B next to her with her slender fingers.

"What's all the fuss about? In Shaw Brothers, when will it not be a little fresh meat with long legs?" Beauty B continued to draw her eyebrows in the mirror without raising her head.

"That's right! I see a group of sissies with more delicate makeup than me all day long, and I have to doubt my own gender." Beauty C filed her nails wholeheartedly.

"I told you, it's your loss!" Beauty A snorted.

"What's the point... Hey, you're so manly!" Beauty C first looked disdainful, then looked up and saw the man's appearance, and then turned into a nympho face.

"I didn't lie to you!" Beauty A pouted her red lips proudly.

"Is it as evil as you say?" Beauty B put down the eyebrow pencil in her hand and looked towards the door.

"Hey, take a quick look, are my eyebrows crooked?"

Beauties A and C stared straight at the man at the door, and they didn't want to give beauty B a glance.

Beauty A: "How tall do you think he is?"

Beauty C: "At least 185. Look at those long legs wrapped in black suit pants, it makes my eyes straight."

Beauty B: "What are legs? You look at his resolute and handsome face and sexy M-shaped lips. It kills all the fresh meat in our company! If Marshall wants to be half man of him, he will probably become a movie star!"

Beauty A: "That's right! Did you say he has eight-pack abs?"

Beauty B: "That's a must! As the saying goes, you can dress with style and undress with style. It's the first time I've seen a man wear a white shirt and a black suit so charmingly!"

Beauty C: "Yes! Hey, look, he is walking towards us, like a walking sculpture!"

"What do you think is the traffic jam today? Hurry up, Director Wu hates others being late!" Li Wei urged the people around him as he walked quickly.

Gu Yi walked steadily, without any panic on his face.

The two came to the elevator one after the other. Seeing the numbers on the display lights getting bigger and bigger, Li Wei couldn't help but mutter: "It's okay to build the building so high, how fucking rich is it to burn!"

"By the way, are you practicing at home?" asked the person next to him worriedly.

"Practice what?" Gu Yi responded.

"Acting skills, lines." Li Wei said with a sincere expression.

"There is no script, what lines are you practicing?" Gu Yi asked back.

"Oh yes, have you practiced acting yet?"

"No."

"You didn't practice at all?" Li Wei asked persistently.

With a "ding" sound, the elevator door opened.

Gu Yi went straight in, raised his hand and pressed the floor number.

"Hey, I haven't gotten on yet!" Li Wei flashed into the elevator in a hurry.

After about half a minute, the elevator doors opened again.

"Hurry up, we're all late!" Li Wei was anxious like ants on a hot pot, wishing he could drag Gu Yi away.

The two successfully found the interview location.

Knocked on the door, no one answered.Gu Yi unscrewed the lock directly, and when he entered the door, he saw a thin man with a chicken nest head yelling at the popular little fresh meat.

"Did you drive a tractor or ride a tortoise? Just at this speed, it's enough to go back to the furnace and rebuild it a hundred and eighty times! You're going to be 20 years later, so you can't afford a popular old bacon! You say What does the police uncle do every day? Let’s not catch such a big scourge, just worry about trivial matters!"

While someone was taking a breath, Marshall interjected weakly, "Director Wu, I'm only 5 minutes late."

"Yeah, 5 minutes. You know 5 minutes..." Wu Yizheng said, his eyes froze, and he glanced at the two who had just entered the door, not to mention his anger.Damn, did everyone collude with each other?

Li Wei stepped forward quickly, and said with a flattering smile: "Wu Dao, long time no see! This is our Gu Yi." He raised his hand and waved behind him.

Gu Yi walked over without being humble, and stretched out his right hand, "Hello, Director Wu. It's the first time we meet, please take care of me."

Wu Yi squinted at the person in front of him, put his arms around his chest, and snorted, "Gu Yi, right? Your parents can really think about it, and give you such a bad name! You can't see the sky and be punished when you go to school?"

Gu Yi was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his hand calmly, raised his eyebrows and said, "I would like to hear the details."

Wu Yi rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "You don't even know this? Think about it, when the teacher caught a classmate making a mistake in school, he would definitely say that XX intentionally... went outside to punish him! Tell me, don't Which time will I be punished, can I let you go?"

Marshall burst out laughing, and the pretty face that was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum bloomed immediately.

Gu Yi's face was slightly embarrassed, and he was noncommittal to someone's words.

Seeing the calm look of the person, Wu Yi felt as if he was deflated, feeling unhappy all over his body.Just as he was about to vent his anger, someone blocked him tightly.

"Hey, Director Wu, put the fire away! Gu Yi just entered this industry, he doesn't understand anything, if there is something wrong, you can just scold him. Look, this is the durian that was just airlifted from abroad. It's fresh. !” After speaking, Li Wei pulled out a food box from his briefcase as if by magic.

Marshall held his nose and took a few strides back.He disliked this kind of weird food the most.

Gu Yi didn't respond.Although he doesn't like to eat durian, he is not very repulsive.Glancing at Wu Yi, he saw that guy staring at the food box with shining eyes, frowning, looking preoccupied.

At this moment, there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in someone's heart!Nima, why didn't you take it out earlier! ?It made it impossible for me to eat it now, or not to eat it: I’m sorry for my handsome face if I eat it; I’m sorry for my stomach if I don’t eat it!

Li Wei had a panoramic view of Wu Yi's tangled expression, and secretly shouted that he had found the right way.

"Hey, Director Wu, I've been on fire recently and I can't eat this food. Gu Yi doesn't like it either, so I have to throw it away!"

Hearing this, Wu Yiyi immediately panicked. He protected the food box and shouted, "Throw away what, do you waste food like this? If you don't eat it, you can give it to someone else!"

Li Wei immediately responded, "Director Wu is right! It is shameful to waste food, and it is the public enemy of the people! How about you solve it for Director Wu?"

Nima, this is what I was waiting for, it's the right way!Wu Yi was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was calm, coughed lightly, and said in a reluctant tone: "Okay, okay, that's it! Look, there's nothing wrong with it, and the time is all delayed by you! Let’s not talk about the business, the day lily is cold!”

The black line on the forehead of the three of them: It seems that you have delayed the longest! !

The author has something to say: Say the important thing three times, you won't cheat, you won't cheat, you won't cheat, please feel free to chase after it boldly!