[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

An old man in a suit and leather shoes was standing at the door of the clinic.

He must have been waiting for a long time, and there was a thick layer of snow on his suit and windbreaker.So much so that when Joe Ward opened the door of the clinic and was about to open, he was taken aback.

Joward: "Hi sir...Adoption? Foster care? Pet consultation?"

The old man leaned slightly and said in a standard British accent, "Good morning, sir. I am Alfred Pennyworth."

Joward: "Oh, I thought you were coming this afternoon..."

The gray-haired butler showed a well-bred smile: "I'm sorry if I disturbed your schedule, sir."

Joward hurriedly opened the door to let him in.

He was focused on coaxing the little spider to sleep last night - that chattering chattering non-stop, no one wants to sleep - he woke up early in the morning with a pair of dark circles on his face, looking very sluggish, he did not expect that at this time There are visitors.

While brushing his messy hair hastily, he quietly looked at the elegant old housekeeper.The butler was so neat that he seemed to have carefully calculated the angle of his collar. He patted the snow outside the house before walking into the clinic slowly, with a gentle smile on his lips all the time.

But different from his elegant appearance, when the butler approached Joward, Joward found that the other also had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, and his eyes were bloodshot.

During this time, the old man was very tired.It made him look older.

Ah Fu looked around in a friendly manner. Joward first grabbed the cheap cat who was about to put his hand in his pocket, and said embarrassingly: "If you need to talk about something, I will take you to the attic on the second floor."

He added: "The sound insulation there is quite good."

The butler gave him another look with a smile.The little doctor was not very old, his milky white body was wrapped in a set of plush pajamas, and in his pocket was a little raccoon cat sleeping on its back.

He looked a little introverted, and his light blue drooping eyes showed a little nervousness just because of the stranger's arrival.

The old man remembered that when he talked to the young master yesterday, he asked if the person who picked him up was trustworthy.Gotham's one man didn't say the word "trust," but he did: "He's a good boy."

Joward led the butler to the second floor.

When he coaxed the little spider yesterday, he took some time to clean the attic.Now there is a large guinea pig cage, Cap's favorite running wheel, heat lamps, a cat climbing frame and three cat litters on the climbing frame.

If possible, he would also like to plant some flowers on the windowsill of the attic-thinking of the six cats in the clinic, he probably needs to find a bird cage to cover the flowers.

And now, all three balls should be asleep in the cat litter.

He knocked on the door and whispered, "I'm coming in."

The scene inside was a little different from what he had imagined.There was only one little spider sleeping on all fours in the cat's nest. Captain America had started running on the running wheel early on, and the bat ball—the bat ball was nowhere to be found every day.

"Because Iambatman."

A hoarse male voice came from overhead.

Even a well-trained butler, when he saw the palm-sized bat ball, there seemed to be a crack in the expression on his face.

Joe Ward explained for him: "Maybe he didn't say this sentence, we can't seem to understand what he really said."

Ah Fu smiled and said, "If you don't mind, can I talk to him alone?"

Joe Ward hurriedly said: "OKOK." He put the little spider into his other pocket, picked up Captain America from the squeaky running wheel, and quietly closed the door and exited the attic.

When he was making tea for the guests, he heard the little raccoon sleeping in his left pocket, and suddenly started meowing in a very aggrieved way, the kind that elongated the sound.

Looking down, the little spider who woke up was sitting in his right pocket, trying to reach out to poke someone's meat pad.Little Lihua shrank her hands in aggrieved, not wanting him to poke her, so she shot ultra-small spider silk balls from her wrist, and smacked the cat's face.

Joe Ward helplessly: "Spidy—"

The little spider raised his head, his big shining white eyes almost took up half of the little head.

"Hey, is this the kitten I dug out of the ice? It grows so fast Doc! I remember when I brought him back he was the size of a fist! Or am I smaller now , why is everything big?"

Joward: "I know, I know, chirp chirp."

Little Spider: "Do you know doctor! After last night, I seem to have begun to adapt to this kind of life! I am smaller now, and I don't have to worry about moving out and buying a house as an adult. It's great! The appetite has also become smaller. , you can save more pocket money..."

Sitting on the coffee machine, Captain America couldn't help but cast a fatherly glance at the poor little spider.

Joward responded to him while pouring tea into the teacup: "Yes, chirp chirp."

The little spider was sad again: "Why is he always talking non-stop? I really want to chat with the doctor."

For Joe Ward, since the little spider moved in, he was like raising a little chick that went and chattered everywhere.

One of the common characteristics of people who often keep pets is that they bark like cats to cats and barks like dogs to dogs. The little spider chatters in his ear from morning to night, and he also subconsciously imitates the pronunciation of the other party, as if this can It's like really communicating.

After serving tea to the two upstairs, Joe Ward saw that it was almost time to welcome guests, put on his white coat again, carried Little Spider and Captain America to the cashier table, and whispered: "Don't let other people See you. Especially Spidy, be nice, okay?"

Spider-Man was still bouncing back and forth under the cash register, being held down by Captain America.The US team showed a super reliable smile to Joe Ward: "Language!"

He has made appointments for several guests today, and he is so busy that he can't handle it.Er Ha Xia, who loves to pick things up, went out for a walk with the dog leash in his mouth as soon as he arrived at the o'clock, and Joe Ward didn't have time to follow him.

He didn't have time to see what the tasks of the system were.It seems that we can only study after get off work at night.

A little girl was hugging her pug, who had eaten a bad belly, and was patting the little raccoon dog on the sofa in the waiting area.Little Lihua is still very afraid of people, but she seems to know that she is also one of the staff of the clinic, so she tries hard to overcome her fear and obediently lies on the sofa to be masturbated by her.

Little girl: "What's its name, doctor? It's so small and cute."

Joward: "The cats and dogs in the clinic don't have names, but this... I sometimes call him 'Little Chatter' or something."

Little girl: "Why don't you name everyone?"

Joward: "Because they'll be adopted later."

Talking about chatter, Joe Ward thought of another little chatterbox in the clinic—he glanced quietly under the cash register, it was empty.

What.

Glancing again inside, there was nothing out of the ordinary—except for a long strand of spider silk on the refrigerator.

Joe Ward: ...

He was so busy that he forgot to prepare lunch for the balls.

After prescribing the medicine for the little girl's dog and sending them away, before the next guest came, he quickly opened the refrigerator door.

The two balls sat shiveringly in the refrigerator, even though they were shivering from the cold, they still did not forget to stuff a small piece of bread into their mouths.

Joward: "Uh, Captain...?"

The US team choked suddenly: >x

Seeing his thick eyebrows and big eyes, I didn't expect that he would follow the little spider to steal food when he was extremely hungry...

The little doctor reluctantly pulled off his white coat and stuffed the cold two into the warm sweater.The little spider lay in his arms and chirped, as if he was about to roll around, so he had to go out and buy a few hamburgers, one for Captain America and the little spider to share, and he didn't forget to give away the rest. building.

Ah Fu didn't come down from the second floor until night fell.He still looks tired, but his eyes are brighter.

He said to Joe Ward gently: "Please allow me to replace Shao...instead of Batman thank you, sir."

He continued: "Based on the analysis of the current situation, Batman thinks that before he returns to normal, he will stay by your side for the time being, and he will get more clues that are conducive to recovery. During this period, he sincerely hopes that you can use this card to meet your needs." All expenses for you and the entire clinic.”

Joe Ward watched him lightly place a black gold card on the table with a dazed face.

The butler was still talking in his gentle and elegant British accent: "Besides, I will come again in the near future to bring the tools Batman needs. I hope I won't disturb you too much, sir."

Joe Ward: "Excuse me, can I ask a question?"

"All ears, sir."

Joward said a little enviously, "Can you understand him?"

The old butler shook his head: "No, sir. We can't even exchange information with pen and paper. You should have experienced this. But Batman has created a password system that is only used by the two of us today. Consisting only of numbers, symbols and gestures, it can convey relatively detailed instructions. In this way, he can help himself and his little comrades-in-arms, and transmit information to the outside.”

Joe Ward was silent, and said, "I really think Batman is very powerful, sir."

The butler just smiled slightly, and the little spider sitting in Joward's pocket, although he knew that no one could understand, couldn't help answering: "Yes, yes, he is the one who jokes the most, why?"

"—Because Iambatman."

The little spider turned back in horror, and there was a black bat ball poked on the table, staring at them indifferently.

The little spider, which was at the lower level of the bat in the food chain, silently retracted its head into Joward's pocket.