Are you there?brat

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It's Monday again.

I stepped into the car I was leaving, and I could see Xiao Shou's car from a distance through the window, and I felt a sense of peace in my heart for no reason.

The rest of the time to get things sorted and I'll be back.

Things went as planned, with God's help.

I told my mother that everything was done, and my mother was very proud: "That's right, let's see how good my son is."

I laughed: "Mom, I want to go out for a walk during Chinese New Year this year."

She clicked her tongue twice: "The wings are hard, and I want to go on a trip with my little one, okay, okay, I'll sign up for a group by myself!"

After talking to her, the unit group was asking how to play this year's annual meeting.Eat and drink, or drink and eat.

Suddenly someone @ me.

Er Que, can't you come back for the annual meeting! Without you, work seems to be meaningless.

Immediately, someone made a fuss over there, wow, you are so awesome, how dare you pry into the corner of someone's wall!

Everyone was posting emojis, fighting and fighting, and seemed to be in a good mood.

I like this interesting unit.

I put my finger at the annual meeting for a long time, and I wanted to buy a doll when my brain twitched.

Just the ones that are super big and show up on the scene!

I told Xiao Dou that I didn't want to do it in the next city and I wanted to come back, Xiao Dou was very angry, and I didn't want to argue with him.

I figured it out, he was a brother-in-law, and Xiao Shou usually called me brother, so Xiao Dou felt that his status was being challenged.

Hey, middle-aged men are pretty crazy too.

I raised my eyebrows: "It's up to you, anyway, if I tell you, your people will soon stand firm, and you don't need me to be a pimp."

I want to hug my brother and lay in the living room to bask in the sun.

Two days later, Xiao Shou came to me and said he wanted to stay with me for a few days.

I was quite puzzled: "Aren't you going to class?"

Oh, he handed in his thesis ahead of time, and there are no courses that require closed-book exams. He has accumulated enough credits and grade points, so there is no need to stay in school. He will just go to the school to get his seal stamped in a week.

Then I was relieved, he followed me to work, looked at Zhao Qiu in his mood, played chess with Han Qi, and we even went to nightclubs when Zhao and Han were free.

Seeing the light hitting his face, I felt a little regretful: "I knew we should have put on makeup."

He wondered: "Why?"

I shook my head there: "My younger brother is usually hot and handsome! With just a dozen of them, he has no human figure!"

He finally understood and came over to pinch my waist. I laughed so hard that the cocktail in my mouth almost spewed out.On the one hand, Zhao Qiu disliked the two of us for spoiling us, while peeling walnuts for Han Qi graciously. Han Qi kissed him after eating two mouthfuls, making him so beautiful.

They are also quite crazy, what do you think.

After a few days, my brother will go back too.When packing up his things, I talked a little too much about how I want to spend the New Year this year.

He scratched his head: "I used to have a meal with my brother, and then he went back to my sister-in-law, and I lived by myself."

Hey, there is no taste of the year.

He asked me what my plans were, and I squinted my eyes and smiled: "How about our self-driving tour? You go to set the direction, book the hotel, and then we will drive wherever we want, okay?"

He froze for a moment, then immediately became excited: "Aren't you going to live with your mother?"

I shook my head: "I told my sister, she said that she signed up for a six-day tour to Thailand this year, so as not to see me unhappy."

He rubbed his hands together: "Is everything... up to me?"

I nodded: "Of course, let's go out to play."

When he was leaving, he pushed me behind the door, kissed me for a long time, and said that he had to make a good plan and go to all the places he wanted to go but failed to go.

I watched his car out of my sight and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Silly brother, it looks really all right now.

After counting how many days I stayed here, I swiped a card and estimated the house price for one day in my mind.

It's not bad, it's only 50 more expensive than any other guest house, and the price/performance ratio is quite high. I also clean up the garbage every day, so don't worry about it.

Flipping through the Taobao interface, thinking that my younger brother likes Pikachu, I bought a Pikachu to add to the fun.

After a week without incident, it finally came to the weekend.I made an agreement with him that we will bring back all the things in the rental house tomorrow, and then I will return the keys.

He said yes, he lived there for a long time, and he was a little bit reluctant.

I smiled: "I've been there for almost two years, and I don't have such deep feelings as you."

He mumbled to me that it was different.

He spent the most tormenting time with me in the rented room. Day and night, he stayed in the place where I had the most breath, otherwise he would be afraid.

Sometimes I feel like my brother is like a little hedgehog.

When I saw me, I exposed my soft belly, and when others approached, I was frightened and put my whole body on alert.

I have to say, my brother is really cute.

Still a little vinegar.

He lived with me in those few days, and when I said a few more words to Han Qi, he was unhappy, and secretly texted me on his mobile phone, asking me to see him more.

He is also very good, he can't keep staring at Han Qi!

Han Qi belongs to Zhao Qiu!Still 0!The two of us will not be happy together!

I couldn't help laughing, and then showed Han Qi his chat record with me, and Han Qi was delighted to see it: "Why is your brother so funny, Zhao Qiu never tells me such things."

I put away my phone: "I can't help it, my brother is young, and I don't want him to be beaten by the society!"

Hey, I just tell other people what I say, if Xiao Shou hears it, it will probably take seven times a night.

The Pikachu doll was sent to the hotel first, and I took it to the train station, and then wanted to give him a surprise.

Because he also gave me the access control card at the entrance of his community, the security guard turned a blind eye to me, seeing that I was carrying a big suitcase and couldn't help asking today what was inside.

I smiled: "Secret."

When I got to the door of the house, I saw Xiao Shou's shoes on the shoe rack, so I sneaked around the corner and took the doll costume out.

It's a good thing it's winter now, otherwise it would be so hot to wear this kind of thing in summer!

I adjusted my head and pressed the doorbell with my short hand.

I don't know if my younger brother will cry out of excitement when he sees me like this.

Now I want to see his appearance with pear blossoms and rain, it's a little bit of a bad taste.

His footsteps came, and he asked me, "Who is it?"

The voice stopped abruptly when he opened the door, and he reached out and touched the head of the doll suit: "Brother?"

I compared a pose: "Isn't it cute!"

He directly reached out and picked up the head of the doll costume, and threw it at the entrance, then reached out to hold my head, and kissed me frantically.

……

I have to say, my brother is really... so enthusiastic!

The kiss was so dizzy that I almost fell at the door, but he quickly helped me up and asked me why I did this.

I said, "I bought this for the annual meeting! Do you want to wear it!"

He nodded frantically: "I think!"

Yes, I bought it for him!

After entering the house, I took off the doll's clothes, and then he couldn't wait to jump up and button it, and walked around the house, entertaining himself there, and couldn't help but hit the wall.

I have to say that the quality of the doll costumes is pretty good, so it's not too bad after such a toss.

I took the doll off of him and hugged him: "I will...not go out in the future."

He was taken aback, and hugged me even tighter: "Hmm..."

He must be happy... I'm not sure.

In the evening we went to a small stall for dinner, and after he took two bites, he took out his phone and showed me his memo.

He wants to visit four key cities, to see the sights and museums, and to take a walk around those small alleys.I thought about that kind of picture, it should be very warm.

The white air he exhaled blended with the breath of food, and converged on both sides of his cheeks, like streaks of soft light.

I reached out and touched his face and smiled: "The route is planned, have you booked your room yet?"

He shook his head: "I don't know where to order it yet, should I order a more expensive one?"

I shook my head: "Just book that kind of homestay. We two big men don't need to sleep too well. It's too good a place, and it doesn't have any special features. Just go and play wherever you go. Find a time tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Let's go Do a physical examination to make sure that you are in good health during the time you go out, and I also need to update the medicine in my medicine cabinet. It is not good to go out with a cold and a fever. And..."

He listened to my thoughts obediently, and said yes while nodding his head.

I like this feeling very much, we are communicating, we are understanding each other's needs.

The day after tomorrow is the handover time agreed with the landlord. I called two aunts and gave them 500 yuan a day.

After looking at it for a long time, although I have lived for two years, most of them are dispensable. At most, I can pack some clothes, and take the universal pot and medicine box away. Xiaoshou has everything else.

I also distributed the home appliances to the aunts, and they took whatever they wanted, and I took all the valuables away, that's all.

Under the temptation of material rewards, the room soon returned to the way I rented it back then.I stroked the wall and sighed: "At that time, I just pasted the wallpaper for a day, and bought that kind of floor leather. Hey, anyway, I made this place my home at that time."

He hugged me from behind: "It's okay, now my place is also your home."

He told me whether to add my name on the real estate certificate, if I need it.

I kept shaking my head and said no, I have money myself, and I believe that the relationship between the two of us cannot be described by such a house.

He nodded and said yes, I think he probably saw too many cases where there was a lot of quarrel over the name.

When Xiao Dou knew we were going out, he was furious, but he had no reason to refuse, so he could only nestle in the office and throw the documents.

After Xiao Shou found out, he called him specifically and said to make an appointment, and everyone sat down and explained clearly.

I have bought almost all the supplies, tent sleeping bags, disposable sheets, flashlights for camping in the wild, and three boxes of mineral water to avoid the problem that we will have no water to drink on the road.

As for the toilets... they are all men, and in times of crisis, I believe it is no problem to solve them by the side of the road.

Of course I am not so sloppy!

The conversation happened to be the day before the annual meeting.

I sat on the sofa, looked at the big shots in front of me, and fell into deep thought.

It is said that Xiao Shou's sister-in-law, who is a doctor of education, is still teaching at the university. I really can't see that Xiao Dou has such shit luck to marry Bai Fumei, who has both ability and political integrity.

In fact, the conversation meant that the two brothers of the Xiao family were bickering there.

Xiao Shou said that he is not young anymore, and it will be no problem to go to get the certificate after his birthday this year, not to mention that his mental state can be controlled now, even if I go out, I will go with Xiao Shou, and it is not a child who leaves home. leave.

Xiao Dou anyway, I don’t listen and I don’t listen, you have to walk for such a long time, how will you be safe on the road!

Later I almost fell asleep, Xiao Shou was a little unhappy, so he took a picture of me and asked me to express my thoughts.

I cleared my throat and smiled at Xiao Dou: "I don't know, you thought you had another son. How can you feel relieved by letting him stay here alone?"

Xiao Dou snorted: "My brother is a dead house! Give him a place and he won't run away! It's all you! It's not safe outside!"

I covered my face now: "Brother, I feel that the conflict between me and your brother is a replica of the war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law!"

Not to mention, anyway, Xiao Shou is on my side, Xiao Dou, you can figure it out!

When it was time for dinner, I ordered a table of food, and my sister-in-law asked me curiously, "Ah Que, you and Ah Shu are all ordering takeaway?"

I shook my head: "Sister-in-law is telling the truth, I have limited cooking skills, but I can't stand up to my younger brother... There are no bottom lines!"

Xiao Shou was very dissatisfied: "I think what you did is okay."

Xiao Dou got excited: "Then why don't you take a look?"

I... what the fuck can I say?

Put you down now!

I can only show my hand, casually go to the refrigerator to pull some lettuce, and directly make a lettuce that consumes oil.

Then I saw Xiao Dou crazy.

He is really crazy!

He has flushed the toilet!

Mom!Wait until the police come and arrest me!

The sister-in-law was quite puzzled, so she took a bite of the dish and tasted it: "Adou, you are a little too much..."

...Sister-in-law, don't drink too much water!

I knew you hated my cooking!snort!

Second, I must go to New Oriental for further study!

My sister-in-law asked me, "Ah Que, what did you add?"

I looked innocent: "I added a little vinegar. My mother said that without vinegar in cooking, there is no way in life."

My sister-in-law touched my head very gently: "Is your mother from Shanxi?"

I shook my head: "No, my mother is from the south."

Hey, maybe there is a Shanxi vinegar soul hidden in my mother's body, and she passed it on to me.

Xiao Dou patted the table: "Do you think this thing is edible?!"

Xiao Shou tapped his hand with his chopsticks in disgust: "Don't ruin my table!"

Everyone was noisy, and finally Xiao Dou agreed to let Xiao Shou go out with me, but he had to tell them where he was every day, so that he could be mentally prepared.

I was quite puzzled: "What are you preparing for? Prepare 5000 million and redeem us at any time?"

Xiao Shou was a little unhappy: "You and I are worth 5000 million?"

Listen, do you think you have too little money? !

"At least for the two of us, it should be 8000 million."

I almost spit out: "Oh, I'm worth 99, you're worth 9000 and [-]?"

He thinks I underestimate my worth.

At least one hundred thousand.

Hey, yes, that's all I'm worth.

But who let me be next to a rich second generation, a silly younger brother who dotes on me to heaven.

At the annual meeting, I arrived early, sat at the banquet, and poured myself a glass of Wangzai milk.I have to say, this milk is really sweet.

But who makes me like it.

It's been a long time, everyone. At this time, some rushed to hug me, some asked me to give red envelopes, and some were poor with me. I have to say.

It's really heartwarming.

The most critical moment of the annual meeting is the lottery draw.Each person has a number, and the first prize is an Apple computer. I think I'm so unlucky that I've probably lost all my life to be with Xiao Shou.

Waiting to receive the consolation prize, a thermos cup.

In the end, the pro-boss temporarily added an award, the grand prize.

Then I heard my own number in his excited voice.

Oops... I lack the insulator to win the lottery, so will I be able to turn salted fish over one day!

I rubbed my hands excitedly: "What's the special prize? The first prize is all apples. Does the special prize get something... Come to the suite and get a car?"

The boss smiled and patted me on the shoulder: "You must like it."

As soon as he opened the content of the prize, I couldn't help crying.

The special prize is a Pikachu.

It must have been added by my silly brother.

I sniffled: "Where is my Pikachu? Hurry up, I'm going to take it back to my brother, he likes it..."

"I'm right here."

He came out from behind the scenes, ears waving.

So cute.

A group of people below screamed there, and some people booed and said to hug each other.

I went over and hugged him, and said to him softly, "Shall I take it off for you?"

He shook his head and said no, I hugged him and helped him to the edge of my seat.

Everyone is willing to take photos with him, toast and laugh.

He and I are the focus of the crowd, and it is also a happy ending that the circle of friends loves to see.

Thank you for listening to our stories.

Now that we have set foot on the road to the distance, I report to everyone that I am safe at the traffic light. After turning off my mobile phone, I lay on the co-pilot and couldn't help poking his finger.

"Do you love me? Silly brother."

"Of course," he turned and kissed my nose.

"I will love you forever."

"Me too, dear pup."