Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

I agreed to play online and bring myself to play together. As a result, the game started and the opponent scored two goals. Only then did Messi start to feel the thrill of 'opening the black'.

Although some people in the group chat don't know Messi at all, others are Barcelona's perennial national derby opponents where Messi shrinks.But at least it's much better to play with a group voice than to play a single player alone.

Messi sighed silently, isn't his request a bit low?

But who made him really want to prove himself - the level of the game!

The name Messi must not be equated with a vegetable chicken!Be it reality or games!

Messi gleefully joined the group chat before being greeted with a slam by Kaka and Ozil.

The two midfielders are really fed up, the main forward can't hear' himself talking.

There were several opportunities just now, Kaka wanted to pass the ball to Messi, kicked it out, and Messi missed the ball.

Kaka was not well at the time.

Messi!

That's Messi!

Missed the ball?

Thinking about it later, Messi couldn't hear the group voice again.If you want Messi to cooperate with them, it is better to expect Alonso, who is operated by the system AI, to fight them with a beautiful tactical counterattack.

The welcome of the midfielders set off the indifference of the forwards.

Owen, who used to play for Real Madrid, greeted the players of the rival Barcelona with some embarrassment.

Ronaldo gave a noble and cold 'hmm', indicating that he knew Messi was coming.

Just when Ozil was worried about continuing the game later, would it be no different from playing single player just now.

After all, it doesn't look like the forwards want to communicate and cooperate well.

Then when the game started, the noble and glamorous Ronaldo disappeared.

"Messi, catch the ball."

"Messi, pass it on to me."

"Beautiful pass! Leave it to me!"

"Okay! Goal! Messi, great assist!"

Ozil looked at Ronaldo, who was spitting words out of his mouth in shock—he was praising Messi? ?

It wasn't just Özil who was shocked, the jaws of netizens almost dropped to the ground.

#It must be that the way I started the live broadcast is wrong, I have to close it and reopen it#

#Quick off! ! !If you close it, you won't be able to get in! ! #

#If you have the guts to say that you turn off the live broadcast, you can turn it off!There is only one person left in the queue, and I haven't entered yet! #

#我写screen... I have to watch it a few more times, Ronaldo is boasting about Messi? #

#Hahaha Look at Ozil's expression, those big eyes are about to pop out of their sockets! #

#我火独了感恩恐怖相恶cm This pair of cp, is there any big guy who produces food? #

Facing Ronaldo's sudden praise, Messi showed a calm aura of not being proud of winning or losing, and replied simply and directly with two words, "Thank you."

As if feeling that his answer might be too cold, which would misunderstand Ronaldo, Messi added, "You are also great."

Ronaldo nodded, "Well, I know."

God tm I know!

Is Ronaldo just waiting for me to praise him?

Messi sees everything.

Just say that Ronaldo must not have praised himself in vain, but he was waiting for himself to praise him, and then he could answer "I know".

Hmph, this scheming!

Scheming Luo actually figured out how to deal with it when Elleric pulled Messi into the group chat.

If Messi is completely ignored, it is giving the media something to say.When I get back to Madrid, I'm sure all the newspapers are 'the king doesn't see the king' and 'Melo's dispute'.And after finally playing some games together, Eleryk is still broadcasting live, it would be bad if he lost due to improper communication.

Elleric personally pulled the dwarf into the group chat. Ronaldo felt that he should be more generous and show his general offensive aura.

To Messi, you need to show the attitude of not caring about him, treating the juniors, and showing your generous side.

Fortunately, Ellery didn't know about Ronaldo's idea, otherwise he would have complained about Ronaldo. This is not the general offensive aura, but the palace's aura

The game continued amidst Ronaldo's generous praise.

Although Ronaldo has been praising Macy all the time, he secretly reached out and pressed the phone to turn off the microphone.

"Mesut, Kaka, it's time to test our friendship!"

Ozil and Kaka looked at each other and sighed in unison.

They knew it wasn't that simple.

"Remember to pass the ball to me later!" Ronaldo paused, and looked at Owen who was holding a game controller beside him, with threatening eyes, "You can also pass the ball to Michael!"

"Anyway, don't pass the ball to a short leg!"

#Which one is a certain short leg! ! #

#Hahahaha which one is the short leg, you guys have a bit of AC in your heart! #

Before #c Luo said this, he turned off the microphone... Was he afraid that Messi would hear it?It's too childish! #

#There is no wrong nickname... Luo Sansui is not in vain! #

#Messi finally joined the group chat and was isolated? #

#Don't look at who is in this cm team, I feel Messi is going to be bullied! #

Messi quickly discovered this.

Kaka and Ozil are always passing the ball to Ronaldo and Owen, looking for opportunities for them, and no one passes to themselves.

Messi understands this situation.On the one hand, Ozil and Kaka are both from Real Madrid, so it is no problem to pass the ball to the current main striker of Real Madrid. Irving was also from Real Madrid. What is wrong with these three groups?

On the other hand, if these people sit together, they must cooperate more tacitly.If you want to pass the ball to him, you must also consider the delay of about 1 second in the voice.

There is nothing wrong with passing the ball like this.

What makes Messi feel strange is that among the three midfielders, Real Madrid's metronome Alonso is actually making the ball for him.

There was an excellent opportunity, Xavi Alonso passed Messi, and Messi immediately ran long distances after receiving the ball.

Messi felt as if he had integrated into the game at this moment. He rushed all the way, broke through several Real Madrid defenders who had to meet several times every season, came to the door and saw Cassie... oh no, saw Kahn in front of the door .

This momentary 'accident' brought Messi back to reality.

Messi smiled, ignoring Kahn in the game who opened his mouth as if roaring, pressed the shot button and scored!

Kahn, who watched the live broadcast, was very unconvinced. He felt that the game characters did not show his deterrent power.

Kahn intends to write an email to EA, calling on EA to add a special ability to Kahn's character in FIFA - the lion's roar.

Kahn's reason is very good, the Kahn with the lion's roar is the real Kahn.

After the ball was scored, Messi put down the game controller, watched his character run back all the way, jumped onto the body of Alonso who had just assisted him, and slapped Alonso's back hard.

Only then did Messi realize that there was no player's name above Alonso's head.

Messi's voice came faintly from the phone, "I said why did Alonso pass the ball to me...the co-author is not a real person."

Ozil, Kaka, and Irving were very embarrassed and looked at each other.

Only Ronaldo can complain openly, "It's all because the Hilton Hotel doesn't have a game controller! If Harvey came to play by himself, the goal just now would be mine!"

Messi roared, "Show face!!"

#Ha ha ha ha#

#I can't do it...Messi actually complained! #

#I also thought that Messi would bear it silently without saying a word, but I didn’t expect hahahaha#

The barrage was filled with the laughter of the netizens, and even Eleryk was covering his mouth and secretly laughing.

Many Barcelona fans finally squeezed in to watch the live broadcast. They were still distressed that their baby was isolated by the Real Madrid crowd. They were so cold and cold. They wished to go to Twitter to fight with Real Madrid fans for [-] rounds to calm down their anger.Unexpectedly, Messi himself complained, so that the fans of Barcelona immediately dispersed.While swiping 'hahaha' while swiping 'point face'

The time of the game is different from the actual flow rate. Everyone played for about 20 minutes, resulting in three goals, and the game entered the second half.

In fact, a general match of a FIFA game may be over in 10 minutes. This is the setting that Ellery specially adjusted when opening the room so that they can enjoy the game to the fullest.A game now takes about 45 minutes and goes to halftime after 23 minutes.

There was a 5-minute intermission, just to give everyone a chance to go to the toilet and come back to fight again.

Elleric, the little prince of e-sports, explained to netizens during the intermission that such a time setting is to avoid the occurrence of "bladder games".

#Hahaha god tm holding back urine bureau! #

#Our lol players expressed dissatisfaction!A game is less than 70 minutes, how can it be called a 'bladder game'? #

#77 You have to trust the level of bladders of professional football players, even if let them play for 45 minutes, their bladders will not feel like peeing! ! #

Elery covered his ears, turned a deaf ear, hugged Mr. Bao who had just come home from a stroll, ate potato chips and waited for the game to start again.

Kaka, who came out of the bathroom, looked at the falcon who was eating potato chips, and blinked.

Master Bao turned his head, stretched his neck, and put the potato chips in his mouth on Kaka's hand.

Kaka: ...I want to eat potato chips, even the birds can tell?

Mr. Bao tilted his head and looked at the person who took his own potato chips and didn't respond. He turned his head and stuck his head into the potato chip package, picked up a few potato chips, and put them into Kaka's hand.

Master Bao made two 'cuckoo' sounds.

"Master Bao means, let you eat, don't be polite!" Elleric translated the bird language, and patted Master Bao's wings.

Master Bao flew to the high cabinet in the kitchen, hooked the handle with his claws to open the cabinet, grabbed two bags of potato chips with his two claws and flew back.

When passing by Kaka, he even threw a bag to Kaka.

"Since Mr. Bao has kindly invited you, then I won't refuse." Kaka also explained in front of the live broadcast camera that it was indeed because the kindness was hard to turn down, not because he wanted to eat!

#No one is allowed to speak! #

#条表粉丝here!No one is allowed to hack my Brother Jam's waist! #

#right!Our cardboard brother has a waist! !really have! #

Looking at the content on the bullet screen, Kaka felt that she was a fan and a black man...

Feeling the Kaka in my heart, I can only use potato chips to soothe my mood.

After the game started again, Messi and Ronaldo showed everyone that in the game, a high value is really a high value!

Ronaldo, who has a higher running speed, is hard to catch up with!Messi, who has a high dribble, is hard to steal.

This made Real Madrid's defenders less convinced.

You can't make all kinds of small moves in the game, just try on the verge of fouling...

In the fifa game, it is easier to get a yellow card for a tackle than in reality.It can be said that out of ten times the tackle button is pressed, the card will be dealt eight times.This price made several defenders a little scared.Once they get a yellow card, how many people are waiting to come on the bench!

It is said that Beckham has already mobilized the entire England national team. For a substitute position, it is said that they are about to fight!

Not to mention the England national team... the Spanish national team, the German national team, the Brazilian national team...

Wait, some players of the Brazilian national team are still in Brazil, so they are too stuck to participate in the game.And those people in Europe have already started chatting with Neymar in private, asking him to give up his position.

"Neymar, you are still young, playing games is not conducive to growth!"

"Yes, yes, online games can make people irritable and make people lose fans!"

"Yes, yes, you see, you had a fight with Rooney just now, how ugly the live broadcast is!"

Neymar was so annoyed that he didn't care that the computer was still connected to the voice, he took out his mobile phone and replied to the seniors of the Brazilian team.

"Online games don't make people irritable!"

"A network speed card will do it!!"

And the Brazilian "senior" who almost returned to South America during a certain winter break, is now very fortunate that he is still in AC Milan, at least he can still play the European server, no problem!

Ronaldinho said that when the season is over, he will return to South America.

Now there is only one wish left in my heart...

The combined team applied for a substitute: Neymar off, Ronaldinho on.

The appearance of Ronaldinho brought some changes to the situation, and the offensive end of the United team was strengthened.

Ronaldinho, who had played for Barcelona for several years, wreaked havoc in the frontcourt of cm, and was then snatched the ball by Smalling with a sliding tackle.

Ronaldinho:? ? ?What about the script of the promised Brazilian senior, who will be a heroic savior as soon as he comes out?

Smalling has the special ability of the Premier League with a wide range of movements and will not be dealt. The tackle is quick and neat, and the football is passed to Messi.

Ronaldo gave Smalling a look.

Smalling turned his head and asked Ellery for help, saying that he really didn't do it on purpose, it was because Messi was in a good position just now!

Ronaldo thought about it, this is also Chris in front of him, and he is also the younger brother of his wife, so forget about the fact that he didn't pass the ball to himself, who is a senior at Manchester United.

Ronaldo received Messi's tackle in the frontcourt, triggered the special skill [elevator ball], and broke through Kahn's (Neuer) defense.

Neuer is very tired.

He felt that he was going to be scolded by Kahn.

Wait, maybe Kahn can agree to let him use his character card?

After Ronaldo successfully scored, he smiled proudly, put down the game controller, and shot all the players present with his eyes.

It seems to say, 'everyone here is a younger brother. '

Then turning his head, Ronaldo saw his game character, holding Messi, who assisted him and rushed towards him, in his arms.

The character of Messi hugged Ronaldo tightly, and Ronaldo's game character held the pp of Messi's character, holding him like a half-circle around the field and holding him high.Messi's character also kissed Ronaldo on the face... Ronaldo responded with a kiss.

Messi whispered in the voice, "I can explain..."

"It's really not a character I'm manipulating!! Believe me!!"

Ronaldo dropped the game controller and walked in front of the live camera with a gloomy expression.

"I strongly request EA to add a design. Even if Messi and I are on the same team, we will not interact after scoring a goal!!!"

Screenshots of EA's official Twitter game celebration action: The celebration action is infinitely close to reality and has many algorithms to ensure randomness.The celebration actions of these two players are believed to be due to the excitement of both the operators, which affected the AI ​​of the game characters, so they made such estrous, almost polite actions.Netizens please do not make a fuss.

Ronaldo: Official, I uninstalled it! ! !

The author has something to say: 1.

Ronaldo: What a broken game I uninstalled! ! !

Ronaldo: If you want to get my forgiveness, you have to give Ellery a character card in the future. The hidden attribute is the celebration with Ronaldo...

2.

Messi: Believe me, I love my wife and I love my team.I didn't want to go to Real Madrid, and I didn't want to kiss Ronaldo.I'm so tired... the game may not be for me.

3.

Mendez: What other exhibition games will be held by other players? I think my e-sports kid should hold an exhibition game competition... It can also save venue costs!Wait for me to plan and plan!