Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

During the half-time break, Ellery had a good discussion with Rooney about the matter of 'It's my birthday, but you actually snatched me a goal. What kind of birthday gift is this?'.

Rooney nodded his big head and smiled very honestly.

"My lord is right. As expected, Eller, you will be very touched to see how much we care about your birthday!"

Elleric: What expression on my face made you think I was moving?

After the start of the second half, Rooney really didn't grab the ball from Elerico very much. When he encountered some opportunities to shoot, he would pass it to someone in a better position.

And then... Irving scored.

Owen runs from Liverpool's goal to Elle Rico and lifts his shirt

[that's for you! happy bday! 】

Goal dedicated to you?Happy birthday?

Eleryk had no expression on his face, and he was indifferent and even wanted to cry.

On this birthday, he just wants to score goals for himself...

Owen jumped forward, Elleric caught Owen subconsciously, and let the middle-aged chasing wind hug him like a sloth, shouting 'Happy Birthday' in his ear.

When the kick-off resumed, Liverpool, which had been charged 2:0, launched a counterattack.

Ellery felt that it was impossible to rely on his teammates for shooting, so he followed Liverpool to the second half of his home.

Since his teammates don't want to pass the ball to him, he can only grab the ball by himself!

When Liverpool attack, Manchester United's defense will be more chaotic, and it should be easier to grab the ball by then!

The Manchester United players who were obsessed with celebrating a certain 77th birthday were in high spirits in this game, and the defenses were also a little turbulent.It seems that it doesn't matter if the game is scored, as long as Ellery has a good birthday.

Of course, this is also related to Manchester United's two-goal lead.

If Manchester United is behind now, the players must want to win the game first and then celebrate.

Thinking of Van der Sar, who barely got out of the penalty area, standing in front of their goal, Manchester United's defense felt that it didn't matter if they waved.

If the person standing in front of the goal is the birthday guy...

Forget it, it's rare to celebrate a birthday, and I don't want to think about these terrible things.

Smalling was distracted and allowed Gerrard to successfully break through the defense.

Last time Suarez was fined for several league games for his biting incident, and he still can't get out of the station until now.In this way, Liverpool's offensive end lacked a strong striker.

After Gerrard broke through the defense, he passed the ball to No. 14 Jovanovic. The Serbian player caught the ball and blasted it directly to the lower left corner of Manchester United's goal.

Van der Sar stared at the football closely in front of the goal. He didn't panic at all when he saw the shot. He swooped sideways and punched the ball with his fist.

However, by coincidence, Gerrard ran in the direction where the ball was knocked into the air, kicked the football, and shot to the right of Manchester United's goal.

At this time, it was a bit difficult for Van der Sar to turn over and defend the right side of the goal.

Everyone thought that Liverpool's goal could be scored.

Even Gerrard clenched his fists, ready to celebrate.

Elleric jumped up, twisted, bent his knees, and slapped the football with his feet as if wagging his own tail.

"omg!"

"My God! What was that just now? A scorpion wagging its tail? No, this is not a standard scorpion wagging its tail."

"Is this a carp wagging its tail? My god, I can't describe what I see."

The narrator Andy Gray held the microphone vigorously with both hands, speaking words that he felt incoherent.

"Audience friends, did you see that? What an imaginative defense was that?"

"Greenwald is not a goalkeeper this time, standing in the penalty area, he can't defend the shot with his hands, but obviously—"

"Whether you use your hands or not is not a restriction for this player!"

"The movement just now, swinging my legs so nimbly and easily, as if it was a natural tail."

When the narrator was blowing happily, netizens also had their own opinions.

#A few days ago, it was said that 77 filmed an advertisement for Nike, and the rumor said that it cos a mermaid...#

#Fucking really?Are there any pictures circulating? #

#So speaking, the action just now does look a bit like a mermaid wagging its tail! #

#Upstairs are you serious?A loyal fan of 77 like me can only see a seal heading the ball#

#噗hahahaha, what the hell is the seal head ball... Doesn't our lovely 77 deserve a nice trick name? #

#【Sightseeing Elevator】【Little Red Bird】【Seal Head Ball】Well, I think it's pretty good, it's a routine! #

After the seal's head-to-head defense, Elle Rico didn't even know that he had another [unique move].

Ellery propped himself up on the grass, got up immediately, and continued to run after the ball.

The ball I finally grabbed must be turned into a goal to reward myself!

But as a goalkeeper who sees the instinct of shooting, Eleryk used too much force when he returned to the defense just now, causing the football to fly across the half.Elery can use [Misty Rain Walk] to speed up and can't catch up.

Unless he can drink a jar of fake wine on the field, Elleric can only help others with the ball.

Even though football has reached Ryan Giggs' feet, Elery still did not give up.

Isn't it just grabbing the ball from your teammates?Ellery felt that he could do it!

Ellery, who was desperately chasing the ball all the way, watched the football go from Giggs to Owen, from Owen to Rooney, from Rooney to Smalling.

Elle Rick: ? ? ?How did that kid Smalling have the ball?

In this game, Smalling, who didn't have to worry about Ailery abandoning the goal, finally returned to his true position-central defender.

Compared with the defender, this position is relatively forward, and it has more linkage between attack and defense.

As soon as he saw Elle Rico stop the shot in front of the goal, Smalling started to run towards the Liverpool pitch.

Finally, the hard work paid off, and Smalling successfully scored after receiving a pass from Rooney.

Smolin jumped more than two meters excitedly, roared, and ran in front of Eleric.

Alerrick has been chasing the ball and panting a little. Greenwald watched Smalling dance in front of him for nearly 30 seconds with a blank expression.

It's not enough for Smalling to be high alone, and he usually dances with the defenders who always take on the "defense of his own teammates" with him--Ellery's heavy responsibility.

After the dance, the collective opened their clothes to show the words written on their T-shirts.

【Happy birthday! 】

[One year older! 】

[You can no longer leave the restricted area! 】

[Let's worry less! 】

These central defenders actually wrote a sentence on the T-shirt as a birthday 'blessing'.

A good birthday, but also being robbed of the ball.It was said by teammates to let them worry less.

Allerike is not feeling well.

Ellery ran to the door of his own house with grievances, and moved to Van der Sar's side.

Brother Beggar feels that his teammates are not very friendly to him, but Van der Sar's father is more friendly and will not dislike him.

Anyway, the goal is quite big. In this game, it would be better to just have two goalkeepers!

Seeing Elle Rico come to his side, Van der Sar reached out and stroked Elle Rico's hair, giving some comfort to the little golden retriever who was 'bullied' by his teammates.

Ellery was about to give Van der Sar a warm hug when he saw that Van der Sar was also pulling the hem of his clothes with one hand, trying to take off the jersey.

[I agree with the above statement. 】

Elle Rick: ? ? ?Van der Sar's father? !

#噗hahahaha Is this really our 77th birthday? #

#This is probably the annual Tucao conference! #

#I just wanted to say that those defenders are really courageous, and their complaints are really skinny.did not expect……#

#Van der Sar told us: Your father is still your father! #

#说你父亲... I really want to know if Sir Alex is also involved? #

#I think Sir Alex Ferguson organized it! #

Elery was heartbroken by Papa Fan, he felt that even the goal was no longer his place.

Ellery walked to the sidelines slowly, intending to ask himself to leave.

Although Brother Beggar's physical strength is not a problem at all, let alone playing for another 10 minutes, he can play for two days and two nights!

But Brother Beggar's heart was completely hurt!

What a broken birthday!

If you don't score a goal, you will be complained about!

It must be that the way Brother Beggar got up this morning was not right!

Need to sleep right away and get up again!

In front of the TV, Ronaldo, who was watching TV with his son in his arms, couldn't help laughing.

To be honest, when watching the game, especially after seeing Rooney score, opening the clothes is a birthday greeting.

At that time, Ronaldo had only one sentence in his mind: Damn it!

Ronaldo, who is far away in Madrid, has no way to celebrate his birthday with his lover.

Finally, two days before his birthday, he thought of a way to shoot an advertisement together, preparing to develop a relationship, but was disturbed by the agent.

In the end, I could only watch the live broadcast, and the feeling of his lover's teammates celebrating his birthday made Ronaldo very upset.

But soon, Ronaldo's mood improved.

Lu Xiaopang is such a straight man!How can you celebrate his birthday by snatching Al's chance to shoot?

Irving is also straightforward. If you say ten thousand words that the goal is for you, it is better to pass the ball to Little Al and let him shoot himself.

Tsk tsk tsk, Manchester United defenders are straighter than steel!How can you complain about birthday stars on your birthday?

Huh?Even Van der Sar joined in?

That seems to be the fault of Sir Alex, an old straight man.

Once upon a time, coaxing girls would only buy Ronaldo, but now I finally have the opportunity to laugh at others for being straight.

Ronaldo, who was bent into a screw, planned to send another message after the game was over, urging Elleric to transfer.

What is there to do in a place like Manchester United where there are all straight men?

Come to Real Madrid!

When he comes to Real Madrid, on his birthday next year, Ronaldo can swear to God that he will not steal the glory of his lover, and leave the chance of scoring goals to his lover!

Not only that, but for the sake of his lover, he would stab his brother twice.

At this time next year, Ronaldo will definitely pull Kaka and not let Kaka score!

As for Pepe, Ramos, and Marcelo, Ronaldo must convince the coach to tie these guards with knives to the bench during that game!

Mini Luo nestled in C Luo's arms, looked up at his father who was smiling silly, stretched out his small palm, and patted his father's face.

Wake up!

Stop dreaming!

The author has something to say: 1. When I wake up, I think of it

(1) Wake up, Mom has been gone for ten years!

Wait, Mini Luo's 'mother' hasn't arrived at Real Madrid yet...

(2) Wake up, go to sleep.Wake up and go to sleep.

(Wang Toutiao and Zhang Yinghou's daughter woke up and woke her up, and the tone of coaxing her to sleep was probably like this)

2. The next step is to speed up!

There are a lot of competitions to be abbreviated!Because I can't help but want to write about Real Madrid!

If I don’t write about Real Madrid, I’ll be Cavin.