Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

The scene of the 2011 English League Cup Finals opened up a world unsolved mystery——

Why didn't Rooney die on the spot.

It seems that all the viewers, whether they saw the game on the spot, in front of the screen, or watched the replay after the game, felt that Rooney's behavior of holding Elle Rico and taking a bite in the face should be immediately dogged. bring.

However, Elle Rico did not let Rooney be carried off.

To be precise, Ellery didn't make a move at all.

Faced with Rooney, he jumped up and kissed himself on the face.

Looking at Smolin as if he was about to face the end of the world, he rushed towards him.

I felt that the cameras on the sidelines had pointed their lenses at me.

Eleryk stretched out his palm, pulled Rooney off his body, put it on the ground, and pushed it away a little, so as not to be kissed by Rooney who was too excited.

"Wayne..."

Stimulated by Ellery's unusually calm tone, Rooney trembled.

What did he do just now?

Was he possessed by something strange?

Rooney had no idea how he dared to hug Ellery and kiss him back...

"Eleric, I can explain, I'm just too excited to score!"

"Really, you believe me, I didn't want to kiss you!"

"I……"

Ellery shook his head lightly, and patted the incoherent Rooney, "It's okay, Wayne."

Rooney, who has been apologizing, has only two words in his mind

'To finish'

Then he heard a word of 'comfort' from Elrico.

fine? ?

Rooney swallowed, and the two words in his mind became four.

'it's really over'

Ellery can actually say it's all right?

This is not scientific! !

Although it is true that on the football field, there are quite a lot of hugs, kisses, and even kisses and tongue kisses when they are excited...

But Ellery had never been one to celebrate so vehemently.

The little goalkeeper always stood quietly in front of Manchester United's goal, watching the celebrations of other teammates.

Occasionally, when he entered the door by himself, he would do some celebratory gestures alone.

Elleric and the Manchester United players have a good relationship, and they don't have the guts to reject this young team boss.

But no one took the initiative to interact with Eleryk to celebrate——Eleryk took the initiative to forget it.

This little goalkeeper of Manchester United is like a flower on the ridge, no one dares to touch it.

As a result, today, he was gnawed by Lu Xiaopang.

Rooney himself was shaking with nervousness.

A whole large potato, almost shaken into sieved potato sticks.

"Well, don't be afraid, go to tee off."

Ellery waved his hand at Rooney expressionlessly.

Rooney watched Eleric's hand stretched out, and closed his eyes reflexively, thinking that he was about to be beaten.

Smalling was nervous as if he was about to scream, but was stopped by Giggs.

Giggs felt that this kind of matter should be handled by two people alone, but Ellery obviously didn't intend to pursue it.

What if Smalling rushed up and pushed Rooney on his own initiative and ended up ending up by himself.

Don't ask Giggs how he knew Smalling was going to charge up.

He almost rushed up by himself just now...

After waiting for a long time, Rooney did not feel Elle Rico's slap.

Rooney covered his face with his hands, slightly separated his middle finger and ring finger that covered his eyes, opened one eye, and took a sneak peek.

Huh?

Why did Elery put his hand down?

Don't you really plan to hit yourself?

Rooney didn't know that his move was captured by the camera, making netizens laugh.

#Rooney covered his face and opened his eyes... It looks like some stars have flopped! #

#Hahaha, it’s not okay to be fake#

#I didn’t expect that a muscular man like Lu Xiaopang would actually make such a cowardly look, laughing to death#

Seeing that Ellery really didn't intend to beat him up, Rooney became more and more panicked.

Ellery, who never held grudges and avenged them on the spot, held back and didn't do anything?

Then... I'm afraid I want to retaliate afterwards! !

Thinking of this, Rooney directly grabbed the hand that Ellery had just put down, and hammered himself twice.

After thinking about it, Rooney felt that it wasn't enough, so Rooney put his face on Eleric's hand and bumped it a few times, creating a 'slap' sound effect.

Elle Rick: ? ? ?

What are you doing?

Is Rooney a touch of porcelain?

Eleryk was dumbfounded.

Obviously Brother Beggar didn't intend to make a move, but Lu Xiaopang actually bumped into his hand.

What if the referee misunderstands this?

Elleric glanced at the referee subconsciously, and stopped his hand abruptly in mid-air.

Rooney tried his old nose and couldn't move Elerique's arm.

Rooney squinted his eyes, staring at Alerrick's palm still in the air, and decided to go all out for his own good life in the future.

Rooney jumped up, tilted his face, and slammed straight into Elerique's hand.

The strength of the jump was a bit strong, and Rooney really hit his face with a bit of pain.

Rooney covered his face with his hands and twitched his almost-nose nose,

"Eleric, don't be angry..."

"If you're still angry, hit me a few more times."

Eleryk directly pushed Rooney back to the kick-off point in the midfield, but Rooney still refused to leave, and Eleryk must forgive him.

"Go, go, go away."

"I'm not angry, I'm really not angry!"

Elleric walked to appease Rooney's guilty little heart.

Brother Beggar is very helpless, he was attacked and kissed by someone, and even touched by someone, where can he justify it?

No, the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Ellery decided to call Ronaldo when he got off the court.

Let Ronaldo have a good talk with Rooney.

Why don't you talk to Rooney yourself?

Because brother beggar is not angry...

Although Elery doesn't usually participate in group celebrations, Brother Beggar is really not interested in stacking arhats, sliding kneeling, etc., but Elery knows it after watching a lot. After scoring a goal, he is happy to kiss One bite is a very normal thing.Back in the arena, after a Kanglong Yougui injured his opponent, his teammates would hug him and confess his love.

Kissing is nothing, Ronaldo also kissed Kaka, can you say what the two have?

Seems like it can?

Or about Capello, how did it get out?

Ellery decided to think about it from a different angle. Even if Rooney kissed him, could the netizens still be able to match him with a Gru cult?

Ellery himself is really not angry, but he also knows that Ronaldo is probably about to explode.

After all, my lover is an inflatable ww, and he explodes with anger at every turn.

Or maybe puffer fish become fine sounds better?

Balloon spirit?

Just as Ellery was thinking about life, if Ronaldo is a goblin, then Ronaldo's 'heel', Arsenal launched an attack again.

The counterattack this time was jointly launched by Arsenal's No. 7 Rosicky, who has a lot of experience, but is no longer in the same state as before, and No. 10 Van Persie, who is a glass man but is about to become an alien when he gets better. of.

With the cooperation of these two people, Manchester United's defense line was divided into two halves.

Ferdinand and Rafael followed closely behind Van Persie, trying to fight for the ball.Raphael also had a fierce expression on his face, as if he was threatening Van Persie.

Smalling and Evra stared at Rosicky who planned to meet Van Persie.

Smalling himself is actually a central defender, but due to Elery's frequent waves, only Smalling can be used to hug the waist of the big guy and never let go.For this reason, Sir Alex Ferguson entrusted Smalling with a heavy responsibility, and forced Smalling to move back a little in the 433 lineup to act as a central defender.

In this way, whenever Ellery wants to run forward, as long as he goes out of the penalty area, he can just hit Smalling's hand...

Ferguson's good intentions made Smalling speechless.

Let him be a rookie who has just been at Manchester United for more than half a year, and he really thinks highly of him to take on such a heavy responsibility!

Smalling knows that his task is heavy, so every time he marks his opponent, he has to divide his mind to see if his goalkeeper needs any "technical support"

——Such as being stuck in place, binding immortal locks and the like.

According to his established habit, Smalling took a quick glance and saw that Chamacher rushed to Manchester United's penalty area.

Smalling immediately paused and turned around, and threw himself in front of Chamacher, preventing Van Persie from passing the ball to Chamacher.

But the ball is still faster than people after all. On the way Smalling pounced on Chamacher, the ball had already reached Chamacher's feet.

The Moroccan player is 188cm tall, with strong impact and a great header threat.

Chamacher has just joined the Gunners Arsenal this season, and when Van Persie was injured at the beginning of the season, he played at a higher level and occupied the main position.

Chamacher once made 5 penalty kicks, 4 red cards and 1 own goal in the game at the beginning of this season. It is also an interesting anecdote that he was given the nickname "Manufacturing Emperor".

However, as the season progressed, the characteristics of this tall player were adapted by the Premier League teams.The threat of Chamacher, a typical center forward, also began to decline sharply. At the same time, Wenger's main player, Van Persie, returned from rehabilitation, which also made Chamacher's chances of playing at Arsenal began to decrease.

This time in the final of the English League Cup, Arsenal's head coach Wenger was also very cautious when arranging troops.

Facing Manchester United's young goalkeeper's record of not conceding a goal so far, Wenger lined up his strongest attacking lineup, not only Van Persie, the main striker, but also Chamacher, a center forward with excellent header skills. , hoping to get a chance to shoot.

Although Ellery has not conceded a goal so far, all teams are not quite sure what kind of ball they are facing to open this iron gate.

But all managers will consider various methods, and what Wenger thinks is-what if the header is okay?

Ellery looked long-armed and quick-responsive.However, everyone will have a certain distance estimation problem for the ball that is higher than their head, so sometimes it is easy to score with a header.

Watching Chamacher take the ball forward, Wenger clenched his fists off the court, and kept muttering in his heart, hoping that Chamacher could pass the ball.

The Moroccan midfielder's foot skills are not that good. If he loses the ball, he will lose an excellent offensive opportunity.

In order to regain Wenger's trust and strive for more opportunities to play, Chamacher kept in mind Wenger's pre-match arrangements and passed the ball to Rosicky, who was in a relatively better position.

Rosicky turned sideways, used his back to block Evra who was defending him, and quickly turned around after receiving the ball, allowing the ball to pass between Evra's legs.

Knowing that he had been shaken, Evra paused for 0.5 seconds. After confirming that he was standing outside the penalty area, he immediately stretched out his hand and pulled Rosicky, dragging Rosicky staggeringly.

Even so, Rosicky's ball has gone out.

Rosicky raised the football slightly, and it flew in mid-air.

Chamacher trots two steps for a header...

Smalling also jumped up relying on his height, trying to snatch the first place in football...

A pair of hands was inserted between the two jumping high and hugged the ball.

Ellery was expressionless, as if he hadn't done anything important, calmly holding the ball and landed on the spot, and then turned around with his left foot as the center and turned 360 degrees clockwise.

After this turn, which seemed to be a turn in a basketball game, Elleric trotted two steps to give himself an acceleration, and before going out of the penalty area, he threw the football with his right hand so hard.

Elery looked at the football rushing to the frontcourt with his waist in his waist, when he heard a 'beep' beside him.

Eleryk turned his head in an instant, and saw Smolin whistle again with a 'beep'.

Elleric looked at Smolin in a daze, "What's the matter? What are you beeping?"

"Hold the ball and walk, more than 2 steps, walking foul!"

Elery frowned, why hadn't he heard of this kind of foul?

Elery searched desperately in the memory bank, what kind of foul is this?He doesn't seem to have memorized it.

And even if it's a foul, shouldn't it be the referee blowing the whistle...

Why did Smalling 'beep'?

Is Smalling an undercover agent sent by Arsenal?

Smolin raised the corners of his mouth and looked at his little goalkeeper with a smile.

"It's the rules of basketball...walking foul. Hee hee"

Smalling felt skinny, so happy!

The author has something to say: 1.

Elleric: I can't fight?Or is Smalling gone?How dare you hide it?

2.

Elleric: Tell me, what happened to Capello?

Ronaldo: Netizens can play along casually!Kaka and I are pure friendship, don't be jealous!

Elle Rico: Why are Roxger the two of us, and Capello and you and Kaka?Netizens mean, you attack more than me, Kaka beats you, and I suffer more than Kaka? ? ?

Ronaldo: Is this the point? ?