Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ronaldo, who was far away in Madrid, had just brought a glass of water from the water dispenser in the kitchen when he heard a special notification beep on his phone.

Ronaldo thought for a while, at this time, it seems that Manchester United's game is about to start.

He deliberately set the alarm clock and waited for Ronaldo to react during the game. The notification sound just now was not an alarm clock, but Elleric's special attention on Twitter.

The game is about to start, and Elleric is still tweeting?

Ronaldo amplified the TV sound, hugged the pad by his side at the same time, turned off the sound, turned on the barrage, and watched the game with netizens.

After doing all the preparations and turning off the alarm clock, Ronaldo opened Twitter and read it.

? ? ?Fuck?

What do you mean by 'only for rubbing, not for going in'? '

You can't rub it! !

Ronaldo is almost turning into an emoji.

My daughter-in-law actually said to let others rub her?

Who dares to rub!

Rosicky, right? Van Persie, right Arsenal?

Don't let Real Madrid catch up!

otherwise……

Ronaldo, who has already thought out a series of revenge plans after encounters, goal plans, and celebration actions, still cannot watch the game calmly.

In order to make himself feel better, Ronaldo decided to post a wave of tweets.

Since Elleric dared to 'announce' winning the championship before the game, as Elleric's 'good friend', he naturally wanted to help Elleric take the lead!

Ronaldo, who felt that he was very reasonable, retweeted Elle Rico's twitter.

Ronaldo: Come on cd Al!The championship is yours!And the first time you were broken into, leave it to me!

#... Luo always had his account hacked?What the hell is this 'oh'?Are you cute? #

#Mendez, Mr. Luo has been hacked!Come and take care of it! #

#I have already seen through the truth and I tell you that Ronaldo is definitely not hacked!He just... came to help a friend stand #

#Didn't you guys feel this is the first time, a little gerrymandering? #

#See through, don’t tell me, can we still be friends?Upstairs, what you said is unreasonable. In the future, Mr. Luo will be ashamed to send candy! #

#Please take a look at the original words of our 77, please? Ronaldo is obviously jealous! #

The phone rang suddenly, Ronaldo picked up the phone and glanced at the screen, it was - Mendes.

"Have you been hacked?"

"No...that's what I posted myself." Ronaldo's tone was very disgusting. Does his agent know him so ignorant?

A drop of cold sweat rolled down Mendes' face, "Don't you think this tone is not in line with your usual image in the eyes of the fans?"

Ronaldo carefully looked at the content he posted just now, and agreed with his manager's opinion. .

So after hanging up the phone, Ronaldo deleted the tweet just now and reposted it.

Ronaldo: cd, the championship is yours.The first time you were broken into must be mine!

Mendez: ? ? ?What's the difference?

Ronaldo nodded with satisfaction.

This seems to be a lot of domineering president, um, the character design is stable.

#Hahahahaha, who said that Ronaldo acted cute just now?Mr. Luo's domineering CEO can't be defeated! #

#Wouldn't it be that Mendes really called and asked Ronaldo to change Twitter?I laughed so hard! #

#To be honest, I don't see any difference! #

#有啊...... From acting coquettishly selling cute Gong to overbearing president saying one thing and two Gong#

#Fortunately, I took a screenshot of the tweet just now, and now I can make a comparison picture. #

After expressing his opinion, C Robben wanted to close Twitter directly and watch the game.

Unexpectedly, soon, there will be a bunch of people Aite himself.

Not fans yet, but players from other teams.

Most of the Premier League players finished training and stayed at home to watch the Arsenal and Manchester United game.

It happened to be empty, lonely and boring. I didn't expect Ronaldo to post such an interesting tweet.

It is said that Ronaldo was left with Elle Rico's first goal, which means that all the Premier League teams that played against Manchester United were unable to score?

Who is this belittling?

Chelsea's Warcraft Drogba was the first to emerge unconvinced.

Drogba said that the next time he plays against Manchester United, he will definitely make this little goalkeeper suffer.

Drogba's teammate and the midfielder with the most goals in the history of the Premier League - Lampard silently praised his teammates.

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, who has been having a dual virtue dispute with Lampard, also appeared.

Gerrard said that the matter of piercing Elle Rico's iron gate should be handed over to Liverpool, and there is no need to bother Real Madrid who is far away in Madrid.

After all, Real Madrid often play in the Champions League, and the probability of not meeting Manchester United is too great.

Manchester United's city rivals - Manchester City player Balotelli is not to be outdone.

Bashen, who is always thinking about life, said that when he met Manchester United last time, Elery didn't play.

The next time we meet, he must let Elery know his ability.

c Luo lift table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

What ability?

What is this Balotelli going to do to his wife!

When Ronaldo was furious, the game officially started.

The camera first took an aerial shot to take a panoramic view of Wembley Stadium, and then on the monitor was the introduction of the starting lineups of the two teams.

In this game, Sir Alex Ferguson also made up his mind. In such an important battle for the championship and runner-up, he sent Ellery as the starting goalkeeper.

At the beginning, Ferguson was a little worried, whether he could put the burden of winning the championship on a 19-year-old young man.

Van der Sar persuaded Sir Alex.

Young people must gradually start to shoulder the burden.

And the championship and runner-up battle of the League Cup can just put a certain amount of pressure on Ellery-maybe Ferguson will reap unexpected surprises.

Sir Alex Ferguson glared at Van der Sar,

"An unexpected surprise? Just that brat, I don't get a heart attack from his anger, it's because of my good health!"

Ferguson said so, but he still wrote Elle Rico in the starting list.

If you don't give Ellery a chance, how will you know if he can do it?

Besides, Alerike is already 19 years old, and he has already reached the grade that can shock the football world.

Ronaldo was only 18 years old when he came to Manchester United!

Sir Alex Ferguson said to himself that just because he likes that child, he should not be worried that he will not be able to bear the responsibility of 'failure'.

Only by giving him a heavier burden can we see his growth.

Sir Alex is looking forward to his beloved 'grandson' being able to take the lead.

And his good grandson, as soon as he came on the field, started to drive the defenders forward, completely disregarding Ferguson's pre-match arrangements of "steadiness", "pay attention to defense", and "use long passes to defend and counterattack".

"Go, you all go!"

"The commentator actually said that my goal is not stable?"

"I believed in his evil!"

"You all go upfield, all of you go to Arsenal!"

"Give me the goal!"

"I see how Arsenal score!!"

Smalling: When the goalkeeper went up by himself, I felt tired.

Now the goalkeeper has to guard the gate, why do I feel more tired.

No matter how Ellery pushes him, Smalling sticks to his post.

Even if Elleric slapped him away, Smalling would quickly walk back to his original position.

"You go!"

"I do not go."

"I let you go!!"

"Don't go."

"I don't want to see you, you go!"

"Just don't go, push me and don't go."

The big drama staged by Manchester United's defense took away the eyes of the camera, and even the fans at the scene didn't care about the football that had reached Arsenal's halftime.

Obviously the Manchester United striker worked hard to launch a fast break and win glory for the team.

The defense is still able to take away the shots.

#My mind in a youth love pain novel lines are constantly popping up#

#77 Did you have a fight with Smalling? #

#Where did he get into trouble with Smalling, he pushed every defender...#

#Yeah, but the other two defenders obediently took a few steps forward and were let go by 77#

#77 who is staring at Si Molin pushing back and forth by himself is so cute...but I think Si Molin who does not move his nest is even cuter! #

#I want to ask the lip language boss to come out, can you tell me what happened?I can't hold back my brain-filling romance! #

Smalling was pushed and pushed, standing like a tumbler in Manchester United's midfield.

Feeling that there was a possibility of a heart attack at the beginning of the game, Sir Alex Ferguson took two sips of water, sat on the coach's bench, and tried to calm himself down.

Seeing Smalling's performance, Sir Alex Ferguson silently praised Smalling.

Such a guard with excellent physical fitness, resolute character, and stable state is really rare.

Under the coercion and lure of Elric, he can be mighty and unyielding, which is a good material for a defender!

Contact Smalling's agent in two days and give him some salary.

To be a good defender is not only to defend against opponents, but also to defend against threats from your own goalkeeper.

It's really hard for this young man.

Smalling didn't know his behavior, which gave him some extra salary inexplicably.

This person who, like Ronaldo, is called Chris by Elleric, is obviously not treated as well as Ronaldo.

By the time Smalling was pushed around by Elle Rick, Arsenal's Van Persie had already received the pass and rushed towards Manchester United's half.

Chamacher also ran behind Van Persie, ready to respond at any time.

Smalling quickly left Elle Rico and quickly called the two full backs to pay attention. He also gradually moved closer to Van Persie, ready to man-to-man defense.

When it comes to the player Van Persie, one must mention the volley world wave that this 'flying Dutchman' once played.

As a striker, Van Persie's deterrence outside the penalty area is one of the best in the Premier League in recent years.

Speaking of world waves, in fact, Manchester United's "handsome brother" Berbatov is also very good at it.

Berbatov always scored a beautiful goal while being freehand and chic.

And Van Persie, aside from that somewhat glass body, Van Persie in his heyday is the strongest on the court.

In the 06-07 season, Van Persie once received a pass without stopping the ball, volleyed directly, and shot the moon with a bow, which shocked the world and became famous in the first battle.

However, the talent of the Dutch may not be compatible with the Premier League. The two Dutchmen, Van Persie and Robben, are both prone to injuries.

The attendance rate of Van Persie in the Arsenal game is not too high. He often enters the injury state just after he recovers and plays. The longest time he rested for more than half a year.

However, after the average player is injured, his state will plummet.

And after every injury of Van Persie, he can continue to live alive and contribute his combat effectiveness to Arsenal.

Just like the beginning of this season, Van Persie, who finally recovered from five months of injury, only played three games and injured his ankle again.

The last time he played against Manchester United was also when Van Persie had just recovered.

At that time, Van Persie's physical strength still hadn't recovered, and he didn't pose too much threat to the gate guarded by Elle Rico.

But since 2011, General Fan scored a goal in the first game, and in the next three games, Van Persie scored a total of six goals.

This scoring efficiency is much better than that of Lu Xiaopang.

After Van Persie saw Smalling, he immediately flicked the ball back and passed it to Chamacher.

Chamacher is a striker who just joined Arsenal in the summer of 10.

During the time when Van Persie was injured, Chamacher's excellent performance almost made Arsenal fans forget about Van Persie.

After receiving the ball, Chamacher faced the defense of the full-back and dribbled the ball directly trying to go around the sideline.

Chamacher's action was seen through by Manchester United defender Neville, who failed to break through with the ball.

Chamacher saw that Van Persie's position at this moment was just outside the penalty area, relatively close to the center.

This position happens to be the most threatening place for Van Persie's volley!

In this position, once the defender fails to keep up, Van Persie can directly enter the penalty area.

After entering the penalty area, the defender dare not make any small moves. If Van Persie falls in the penalty area, it may bring a red card and a penalty kick.

And this position is not too far from the goal. With the speed of Van Persie's shot, it is very likely that the little goalkeeper of Manchester United will have no time to react!

After a quick second in his mind, Chamacher passed the ball to Van Persie.

Facing Smalling's defense, Van Persie accelerated around Smalling, faced the football coming towards him, and raised his foot to shoot.

"If you say you won't let it in, you won't let it in!"

Ellery clenched his right hand into a fist, and directly hit the high-speed ball that flew towards him after Chamacher passed the ball and Van Persie accelerated his volley.

Ellery can throw his fists very fast, and he can retract his fists very quickly.

It seems that just adding a reverse force to the football with a speed of 180km/h makes the football fly back along the way it came just now.

When Van Persie shot, Smalling felt like a gust of wind was blowing next to his left cheek.

By the time Smalling reacted and looked back at the shot, Allerike had already hammered the ball back.

Once again, Smalling felt that the other half of his face was also blown by the wind from the ball.

The football stuck to the leg that Van Persie had just put down, and flew straight towards the midfield.

Smalling touched his cheeks.

Arsenal's striker and Manchester United's goalkeeper must be jealous of his looks!

Both of these ones flew the ball in his face!

It must be to disfigure him! !

Smalling felt that if he hadn't reacted quickly, the football would have bounced off his face and fell to the ground, and with the landing of the ball, he would have had two nosebleeds.

and many more……

Manchester United's goalkeeper shouldn't be jealous of anyone's looks...

Looking at the ball, Ronaldo shook his head secretly.

Ellery was still merciful, or the ball would fly towards Van Persie's face anyway.

Why does my daughter-in-law show mercy to a big man?

Ronaldo was thinking about this question very seriously... and then became angry like a puffer fish.

The author has something to say: 1. Yes, Kylian is Mbappé, this is an easter egg.

After all, Mbappe is the one who has plastered Ronaldo posters on the walls since he was a child...

After Mbappe watched the 77 game... Well, it seems that the goal forward is also very good!

2. Game Amway King - myself

Recently I am obsessed with "Inhuman Academy" hahahaha, it is the same moba game as Glory of Kings, but the painting style is comic style... and I also co-named All Might, Xiaolu and Bohao Katsuki with the little heroes.

3. Ah, ah, I want to speed up writing, I want 77 to go to Real Madrid as soon as possible.