Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

The rovio company from Finland found that the download volume of the game "Angry Birds" released by their company in 09 has once again entered a blowout growth.

This inexplicable sudden growth has led to the release of many games over the years, but the representative work is only Angry Birds' rovio company, which is a bit unexpected.

They didn't understand the whole story until they saw a post - "Learn from Angry Birds [Flying Immortals]".

There is a fan who thinks that his technique is not bad, and he often publishes some dismantling teaching videos of various stars' unique tricks on the Internet.

Roscoe Fernando may not be able to use these tricks on the court, but the video of his teaching action decomposition still looks similar, so it is also welcomed by many fans.

Follow along, if you use it when you are playing football with your friends, it will be a long-standing thing.

As for using these tricks in the professional league, you have to take into account your physical condition, the intensity of the battle, and so on.

Fans have no delusion that they can really become big stars through a video.

In the explanation, Roscoe Fernand divided the action essentials of "Flying Immortal" into several steps.

The first is the explanation of the principle.

Fernand directly asked fans who wanted to learn this trick to play "Angry Birds" as Elleric said.

The second step is how to kick the ball very high.

Fernand analyzed the principles of mechanics, which part of the football needs to be used, and how much strength is needed to make the ball fly very high without turning back into a sky cannon and directly hitting the windows of the neighbor's house.

Immediately afterwards, Fernand showed how to 'sensing' the ball falling while running, and then head-hammered the goal.

After a complete set of movements, Fernand said something to the camera out of breath.

"Okay, that's all for the explanation of [Flying Immortal Outside the Sky]."

"Please don't leave, there are surprise eggs!"

Ellery gnawed on the chicken feet, feeling that the injury was too oily, so he raised his elbow, gave Fernand a thumbs up, and then continued to look down.

On the other end of the video, Ronaldo put a 0.5x slow motion on the computer to observe the decomposition of the movement, while turning his head from time to time to look at the person on the pad who was gnawing chicken feet.

The video display went dark for a while, thanked the shooting, post-production, etc. staff, and then turned on again.

In the video, Fernand stays where he is, waiting for the ball to drop.

For the first time, the ball landed in front.

The second time, the ball fell behind.

The third time, the ball fell and he missed it.

On the fourth time, he finally headed the ball, but missed the goal frame.

Six times, Fernand stood on the ground with his waist thrust in, out of breath.

The person holding the camera couldn't help but said, "Don't worry about it, I'll post it for you later!"

Fernand was going to try again.

The cameraman put the camera directly on the ground.The feet of both people appear in the shot, and the sound of two people talking at the same time.

"Brother, you couldn't hit the ball while running just now, but you have been turned into running when you stood still and headed the ball in the later stage, what are you still insisting on!"

"Give up, wait until you come to hit the goal with a head hammer, and then I will give you the same set of moves just now, isn't it all right!"

Fernand knelt on the ground, hammering the lawn fiercely.

"My famous name in the first life! I can't disassemble any difficult moves!"

"How can someone play this kind of ball? Is it really not a coincidence!"

"Greenwald! Are you a devil!!"

This is where the 'teaching' video really ends.

Listening to Fernand's last roar, Elleri laughed so hard that his chicken feet fell to the ground.

Eleryk bent down and picked up the chicken feet...

"Don't eat it, throw it away."

It was only then that Elleric realized that the video with Ronaldo hadn't been closed yet.

Stretching out his tongue and gently licking his lips, Ellery opened his mouth, "It didn't take five seconds for me to fall to the ground! It's edible!"

Ronaldo shook his head seriously, "You can't eat it, throw it away."

Elery was hesitant.

For the sake of little Chris, Cristiano Ronaldo, who recently made up "Parenting Rules" in his spare time, hopes that little Chris will be able to learn from Elleric's personality of not letting go of delicious food in the future.

"I'll buy it for you tomorrow, so let's eat one less today."

Ellery could bear the pain and put the half-eaten chicken feet into the trash can at his feet.

Elle Rico, who was a little happy after watching the video, planned to leave a message for Fernand on Facebook, saying that he is not a devil but a little angel.

But the grief of losing a chicken foot made Elery lose this interest.

Elery didn't have time to look for Fernand, but Fernand came to him.

After watching Fernand's complete video, many netizens are laughing at Fernand.

Fernand felt a little excited about the sharp rise in popularity, but also a little ecstatic.

After Fernand dared to post the video, he felt that he could do the theoretical analysis, but he tried so many times in practice without success.

It is estimated that others, even other professional players, cannot do it.

This made Fernand wonder whether Elleric's [Flying Immortal from Heaven] was just a coincidence?

In order to increase his exposure, Fernand decided to take a gamble and take a chance on the popularity of this young goalkeeper who should be the best rookie in the Premier League this year.

Fernand: Flying Immortals, logically speaking, the probability of success in the actual operation—as the name suggests, is the probability that a normal human being can encounter aliens.

Fernand didn't want to make it too obvious, so he didn't go to Ait El Rico.

He was a little worried that once he got Aileric, the fans of Green Light Forest would say that he was just being popular, and he planned to step on Aileric to take the position.

Although he had a little bit of this idea, Fernand mainly still felt that [Flying Immortal from Beyond the Sky] was an unrealistic coincidence.

Ellery can't see all the tweets that don't have him.

I watch variety shows and games every day, training and competitions. I recently added a video with Ronaldo. I don’t have time to watch so many gossips.

Even if it's Aite himself, if it's not an acquaintance Aite, Eleryk will always regard it as a fan, turn over the cards at random, and reply when he happens to see it.

So Elery didn't respond to Fernand's tweet at all.

Fernand, as a small Internet celebrity who often disassembles and analyzes star tricks, still has some popularity.

In particular, the essentials of Marseille maneuvers that he once analyzed have really helped many fans, and he has played them in amateur games.

So this time when he publicly said that [Flying Immortal from Heaven] was a 'coincidence', many of his fans were entertaining themselves and spreading the news.

Unfortunately, most of Fernand's fans are male fans who want to be handsome.

As for individual Fernand fans, there is an additional identity that is 'Green Light Forest Support Club - Boyfriend Group'.

That's right, they are the boyfriends of Elle Rick's group of female fangirls.

When I found out that my boyfriend actually forwarded a tweet on Twitter, questioning their cuteness.

The expressions of the girlfriends are not so soft and cute.

Within a day, Elerico's support team had already gone to Fernand's homepage and began to mock Fernand.

#Some people can't do it themselves, so they say it's a coincidence for others. #

#No wonder some people haven’t even joined an amateur team for so many years#

#When you think you can't do it, please think about it, is 77 the same as you? #

#that is!Regardless of appearance, in terms of physical condition, if you have the ability, you can lift Rooney for a circle?Or do you want to say that cutie also "coincidentally" lifted Lu Xiaopang? #

#自己做好Make videos, you have hot spots, don't come to our 77's! #

Fernand, who was just playing around with traffic, was in a bad mood when he was ridiculed by the Green Light Forest support team.

He doesn't even have Art Elric, he just entertains himself, why do these fans come here to find a sense of presence?

Fernand: I didn't name anyone by chance, so don't mess with porcelain.Since you came to make trouble first, I'm sorry, wait for me to go to the stone hammer at 20 o'clock tonight!

So, without Elery's knowledge, his fans got into a fight with Fernand.

The fans said to wait for the stone hammer.

At 8pm, Fernand posted another video.

In the video, Fernand first invited a dozen football players to repeat this trick.

Some are from the amateur league, and there are also players from League Two and League One.

Even, Fernand paid out of his own pocket and invited a striker from the English Championship to do the experiment.

As for the forwards in the Premier League, even if they are players from mid-lower teams, the appearance fee is a bit high for Fernand.

These players, for the most part, have already failed at how to come up with a soaring rocket.

There are a few balls that feel good. After several attempts, I was finally able to propose the kind of ball that is only high and not far away.

Then, they began to try one by one, whether they could receive such a ball while running forward.

None of them worked.

After watching the video, some girls from the support group lost their temper.

As Elleric's fans, many of them don't really understand football.

Many female fans fell in love with watching football because of Elle Rico, and some even just figured out the basic rules of football.

But seeing so many amateur and professional players can't make such moves, the girls don't know what to say for a while.

Besides, Elleric's 'unique trick' seems a little unbelievable.

Some sisters still insisted on leaving a message, saying that even the physical fitness of the English Championship players cannot be compared with the Premier League players.Otherwise, why didn't the striker who came to experiment play in the Premier League.

But in this case, the persuasive power is too small.

Only a small group of people followed suit.

Fernand's stone hammer was not finished yet.

The next day, Fernand invited a professor of physics from Imperial College of Technology to analyze how delicate the force control is for the ball to be kicked.

At the same time, it is also necessary to accurately calculate such force, which will cause the ball to fall when and where.

And also take into account the resistance conditions such as wind speed and air humidity at that time to calculate the landing point of the football.

All in all, it is very difficult, difficult to reach the blue sky!

The professor of Imperial College concluded, "Being able to propose such a ball has proved the player's imagination. Being able to receive such a ball, I personally think it is a coincidence with a very low probability."

"There is another possibility, that is, this player has really calculated the real position of the football."

"Then his brain can be called a super brain. It is too wasteful to be a player. He should come to Imperial College for further studies. We will definitely make him a great physicist."

Experiments were carried out first, and then a professor from a well-known university was used for analysis. Fernand's stone hammer is still quite powerful.

The leaders of the Green Light Forest support group didn't know how to refute. When they were in a hurry, a big V spoke on Twitter.

The meaning of the big V is basically, "Sorry, this player is from our Oxford. He will be a great economist in the future! At present, Greenwald has only applied for a suspension of school, and has not yet dropped out of school. Please next door Don't try to steal people from the school, thank you."

The fans were all amused by the big V's tone.

I didn't expect that the well-known big cow at Oxford University would be so skinny...

Allerike didn't know about the series of things that happened. He was actively preparing for Manchester United's next game against Wigan.

There is only one preparation for Eleric!

train?

Certainly not training...

When most of the players completed the training with dignity, trying to win the attention of Sir Alex Ferguson and strive for a starting spot for the next game, Elleric started a set of "curve to save the country" operations.

Ellery began to pester Ferguson to agree to let him be a striker again-let Van der Sar be in the goalkeeper position again, and play his remaining heat before retiring.

Van der Sar's attitude was quite happy, he only asked Ellery to agree to stop trying to encourage other players to kiss him after scoring a goal.

It would be best if Elleric kissed him less himself.

Van der Sar said that after he was kissed last time, when he got home, his precious daughter was jealous.

Ellery is a little embarrassed,

"I'm sorry, it turns out that your little princess Edwin doesn't like others kissing her father. I will pay attention to it in the future."

With a gentle smile on his face, Van der Sar rubbed Elrico's head and said word by word,

"No, no, my daughter has no problem with someone kissing her old father."

"My little princess looked at a certain video clip where I was kissed by a dozen big guys in turn. She laughed and laughed, very happy, as if I was a fake father."

Ellery blinked, then why did he say that his daughter was jealous?

Van der Sar sighed, and lit a candle to his bleak life.

"The reason my daughter is jealous is because you kissed me, not her."

Elleric's inner os: Hey, why are you jealous for the same reason as Chris?so amazing!

The author has something to say: 1.

Elleric: Hey, it's amazing!

Everyone: What a big-headed ghost!

2.

Fernand: Elery, are you a devil!It must be a coincidence!

Ele Rick: Everyone who is taken away by Brother Beggar will think it is a coincidence, hee hee hee

3. Valentine's Day Theater 2

Since Ronaldo could not ask for leave for Valentine's Day, Ronaldo began to encourage Elle Rico to ask Sir Alex Ferguson for a leave of absence to come to Madrid for Valentine's Day.

In order to satisfy Ronaldo's wish to spend Valentine's Day together, Eller went to find Sir Alex.

Alerico: My lord, my lord, can I take a leave of absence for Valentine's Day on the fourteenth of February?

Sir Alex Ferguson: You know, there used to be a woman named Victoria who stole my No. 7. How many years have I had a grudge?

Alerico:  …

Sir: Come and tell me, what is the name of the person who wants to spend Valentine's Day with you...

Alerico: ...it's...

Sir: Don't be afraid, I won't blame you, you are so young, you must be the one who seduced you, with ulterior motives and evil intentions (derogatory words in popular science...)

Alerico: I'm not asking for leave! qaq