Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Rooney, who has been called 'potato' countless times by the fans following Ellery, seems to have disappeared on the field.

You can't see Rooney running, you can't see Rooney touching the ball, the whole potato seems to be invisible.

Fans who specialize in aerospace want to study how the image of Tudou is invisible.

Rooney is very upset right now.

As the leading striker of Manchester United and England, the fans don't call him the little prince!

It’s fine if you don’t call him Little Prince, but you can call him Little Tank just like in the song!

God knows how much Rooney hated this tank song before, but now Rooney thinks tanks are good everywhere, anyway, they are better than potatoes!

Rooney, who was very popular, was replaced by Ferguson and replaced by Hernandez.

Rooney sat on the bench dejectedly, feeling that his football career had suffered an unprecedented blow.

How will he introduce himself when he goes out in the future?

'Hello, I'm Manchester United's little potato - Wayne Rooney? '

Or 'Hello, I'm mashed potatoes from England? '

Rooney's expression was very dejected - so depressing that Sir Alex Ferguson couldn't stand it.

Ferguson was worried that Rooney would force himself to retire on the spot, so he could only reluctantly walk up to Rooney and sit down next to Rooney, patted Rooney on the back.

Rooney looked at the lord aggrievedly, "Why can't I be the little prince?"

Sir Alex Ferguson was a little embarrassed.

Sir Alex really wants Rooney to think about it, he has a little bit of acd in his heart, the title of prince needs good looks to support it!

Sir Sir didn't say that, he stretched out his hand to touch Rooney's head very patiently and kindly,

"Prince, this flashy title is not suitable for you."

"You are our Manchester United tank that is indestructible, overcoming obstacles and crushing opponents!"

Rooney's expression softened slightly, "But the fans call me Potato!"

Sir, who was still old enough to comfort Rooney, smiled, took his hand off Rooney's head, and patted Rooney's hand,

"But the cheering song they gave you is calling you a little tank."

Rooney gave an 'oh' as ​​if comforted.

Just when Sir Alex thought it was all right now, Rooney suddenly had another problem.

"Then my nickname won't be Potato?"

"I don't want to go out and introduce myself as Little Tudou... I feel so cowardly!"

"I think the tank sounds better!"

If it was Elle Rico who was talking to Rooney now, he would probably answer 'Is the potato tank?That's fine too. '

Knowing that saying this would irritate Rooney, Sir Alex shook his head, "No one will call you a potato, and no one will call you a tank."

"You are Wayne Rooney."

Rooney was moved to tears.

This is Sir Alex's admission.

This is Ferguson telling him that the fans will see his efforts, see his achievements.

He will become the word of mouth, England's golden boy - Wayne Rooney!

Sir Alex actually just gagged Rooney's mouth with the panacea.

Compared with the legends who went out from Manchester United, Beckham, Ronaldo, and even Owen now have a higher status in the hearts of fans than Rooney.

Compared with those shining stars, Rooney, who once ended the undefeated record of the Gunners with one kick, seems to be a follower around the stars, a blue-collar worker among football stars.

People always ignore that Rooney's number of goals and assists has always been at the forefront of the Premier League.

However, people always noticed that Rooney, who often had disputes with referees and opponents.

There were even rumors in the tabloids that Rooney's IQ was lower than ordinary people, so it was difficult to control his temper, and he always played very poorly on the court.

In fact, Sir Alex Ferguson knew that Rooney was just a reckless kid.

The media in England will always blow a person to the sky when the wind is going smoothly.Then, when he was depressed, he stepped people into the mud and forgot his hard work and dedication.

As long as there is no goal for a period of time, even if there are more assists in those games, Rooney will be suspected of entering a scoring drought.

In such an environment, Rooney did not fall down, it is because of his strong willpower.

Sir Alex Ferguson also felt sorry for Rooney's low self-esteem.

"My lord, am I also your beloved son?" Rooney leaned in front of the lord, pursed his lips and looked at Sir Ferguson.

His lord swallowed.

The eldest son Beckham, the youngest son Ronaldo, and the eldest grandson Elle Rico.

These figures flashed quickly in Sir Alex's mind.

The looks of these sons and grandchildren also quickly showed scores in Ferguson's mind.

In the end, the image of Rooney also emerged in Sir Alex Ferguson's mind. Manchester United's No. 10 and Manchester United's No. 7, the jersey numbers prove that there is still a gap in appearance.

The looks of Manchester United's No. 7 are amazing. They are the ones that Real Madrid want to poach and become world superstars.

Even so, facing the staring Rooney, Sir Alex nodded and gave Rooney an affirmative answer.

"You are my child."

Isn't it a son? A picked son is also a son.

Sir Alex comforted himself and also comforted Rooney.

Seeing that Rooney seems to have cheered up, Sir Alex's conscience will not hurt so badly.

The game on the court was not affected by Rooney's frustration, but became more and more heated.

After playing for about 10 minutes in the second half, Crowley replaced the player in Elleric's intuition who would affect the game-Brody.

After Brody came on the field, he immediately led Crowley to attack Manchester United's goal.

This time, Manchester United's defense line is also filled with the usual bench players. Facing the sudden strong attack, they failed to adjust their status in time, and unexpectedly missed people for a while.

After Brody took the ball and passed a Manchester United defender, he was worried that others would react, so he directly raised his foot and shot.

Brody knew Elery well.

All of Crawley's players, after knowing that they would face Manchester United in the fifth round of the FA Cup, did their homework and studied all of Manchester United's players.

They deeply know that their FA Cup road may be suspended at Manchester United.

But they still hope for a miracle.

Same goes for Brody.

But Rooney's goal in the first half broke the hopes of Crowley's players and allowed Brody to adjust his goal of the game.

From winning for the team to breaking Elle Rico's clean sheet.

Only by breaking through the gate defended by Ellery and scoring for Crowley can it be possible to hope to draw with Manchester United who replaced Rooney.

If there is a tie, under the FA Cup knockout system, there will be no overtime and no penalty shootouts.

The Crawleys, then, need not worry about losing their amateur keeper to Elle Rico on penalties.

The draw in the FA Cup will win them the next chance to play against each other - the rematch.

Even if he still lost the game in the replay, at least the chance of a rematch can bring Crowley more attention, win more TV ratings, and the team's income will be higher.

And maybe in the next game, Manchester United will become fatigued because of the multi-line game, allowing Crowley to win the rematch!

With this mentality in mind, before taking the shot, Broly reviewed the many classic videos he had watched of Ale Rick's saves.

Ellery always likes to use his right hand when making saves, which makes many people think that his left hand is relatively weak in defense.

So Brody kicked directly towards the upper right corner of Elle Rico's left hand, which is the upper right corner of the goal.

Ellery jumped up, stretched his arms in the same direction, hugged the ball, and then buckled hard, directly holding the football in his arms.

Elleric's actions didn't frustrate Brody.

Although the goal was missed, Brody felt that his thinking was right.

Faced with such a shot, did Elery stretch out both hands?

It seems that the left hand is really lacking in strength-I am worried that one hand will not be able to successfully save the ball.

Eleryk casually tossed the ball to Manchester United's defense members, then tilted his head, looked at Brody and smiled.

For Brother Beggar's left hand?

Young man, you are brave!

Without rebound skills, dare to target the left hand of the beggar gang?

I'm afraid he has never been shot five miles away by Kang Long Yougui!

I think back in the Tang Dynasty, at the sword-wiping arena tournament, there was a sect of beggars, which made everyone fearful-a beggar in the palm of his hand.

It's about the horror story of a powerful dragon with one palm that regrets directly crippling an opponent under various buffs.

If it wasn't for the fact that Ellery stretched out his right hand just now and held down his left hand tightly, Brother Beggar was afraid that he would not be able to control the prehistoric power, so he could directly slap the ball into the sky.

Then it’s not watching a football game—it’s a baseball home run ╮(╯_╰)╭

In a normal team, the goalkeeper will call the defense to come back and help him when the defense is missing.

At Manchester United, that's not normal.

Seeing that Sir Alex Ferguson was still comforting Tunny, Meulensteen yelled on behalf of Ferguson on the sidelines of the court, making the defense line more vigilant and not to miss anyone.

And Ellery was very generous, he waved at the defenders,

"It's okay, let's all go to Crowley's half, and try to see if we can score. I'm enough here!"

Fabio twitched the corner of his mouth, "No, no need, we're on the back line, stay safe."

"It's okay~" Ellery waved his hand again, "Don't be too polite, you guys go directly, don't worry about me!"

Fabio has always felt that Elle Rico's accent is a bit strange, unlike English with a pure German accent, it is a bit indescribable.

If there is a chance to go to China, Fabio may know that this is a big smell.

The hospitable Elleric was not able to deceive all the defenders guarding him. The four-man defender represented by Fabio firmly set himself in the Manchester United half.

Elery sighed.

Why do you want to cheat a chance, it is so difficult to score a goal in the FA Cup?

But Ellery was not in a hurry. Facing such an opponent, Elery still respected him and planned to play a good game.

Waves or something, and so on.

After all, the opposite side is a group of amateur players who dare to fight even after seeing Manchester United. For this courage, Elery also wants them to see what a top goalkeeper in the Premier League looks like.

Crowley's attacks came one after another.

In contrast to Manchester United, after Rooney left the field, there was no decent offense.

Crawley's players are playing this game as if it were their last in the FA Cup.

Facing such a team, Sir Alex Ferguson once again told the players to spend less effort, and the game would naturally show that Manchester United was under pressure from Crowley.

Elery was a little unhappy about this situation, but didn't say anything.

After all, his teammates are not in his physical condition, so they must also need to rest.

Elleric also chose to make an iron gate in front of the door, so that Crowley's attack could only return in vain.

In the 93rd minute of the game, when it entered stoppage time, almost all of Crowley's players came out, as if the more people in Manchester United's half, the more likely to score.

In defense of a possible pass, United's defenders kept a close eye on Crowley's advancing players.

Brody kicks a shot through the crowd.

I don't know whose leg the ball bounced on, and the direction changed.

The crowd blocked Alerico's view, and by the time he saw the ball, it was already in front of him.

Before Elle Rico could open his hand, he heard a 'bang', which was the sound of the ball hitting the crossbar of the goal.

Huh, Ellery was a little relieved, almost broke his undefeated golden body!

Fortunately, Liang Liang deeply loves him!

The ball that hit the crossbar and failed to score, bounced to the ground, and was about to fly towards the crowded crowd.

Ellery was a little worried about being shot by a leg in the crowd, or that Manchester United's defender made a mistake and directly scored an own goal.

Ellery took a big step straight forward, then stretched out his right foot, raised the ball high, over the heads of the crowd, and flew towards the midfield.

This ball is different from the general pick ball.

Picking the ball is usually used when dribbling past people, kick the ball slightly above the heads of the crowd, then drop it quickly, and continue to dribble the ball forward.

Elleric's ball flew a little too high.

Seeing that the ball missed, Brody sat down on the lawn in disappointment.

The defenders of Manchester United breathed a sigh of relief when they found out that the ball had not been scored, and watched the ball fly out of Manchester United's half.

When the ball goes out of bounds, the referee's whistle should sound and the game should be over.

When a few Manchester United players wanted to watch the ball go out of bounds, they raised their necks to look for it for a long time, but they didn't see the ball—there seemed to be a small moving black dot in the sky.

When he found that both his teammates and opponents were sitting crookedly on the ground waiting for the end of the game, Ellery ran quickly.

Just now, in order to prevent the players from jumping up and not being able to make up shots, Elerique kicked the ball a little high.

If you look up, you can't see some of them. If you look carefully, you can probably see that the football seems to fly directly to the place where it is shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

This vertical distance already requires people to lift their heads and look up at 90° to see the ball, and the horizontal distance has drifted past the midfield line and arrived at Crowley's half.

Crawley's half was left with a goalkeeper and a left-back defender.

The defenders, knowing their FA Cup and the like were over, looked down as if secretly wiping away tears.

After Ellery passed the crying guard, the ball in the sky began to fall due to gravity.

Elleric continued to run.

Brother Beggar knows the ball he kicks by himself.

The height of the ball is high, but the distance is really not that far. It is estimated that it will not go out of bounds directly.

Sure enough, when Elleric ran outside Crowley's penalty area, the ball was already falling at an extremely fast speed and appeared in Elleric's sight.

If you had waited another second, the ball would have dropped to where Ellery was having trouble raising his feet.

So Ellery jumped forward, used Rooney's usual diving technique, head-hammered the football, and sent the ball into Crowley's net.

Elery, who finished shooting, did not lie on the ground like Rooney every time he rushed to the top. Instead, when he lay forward, he stretched out his right hand and hit the ground, and then used the recoil to stand firmly.

Seeing the goal scored, Elleri ran to Manchester United's bench and lifted Rooney, who had opened his mouth wide for the goal, high up.

It wasn't like the kind of lifting Rooney used to be, but he wrapped his arms around Rooney's waist and hugged Rooney straight up.

Ellery gently touched the head of Rooney, who was parallel to himself after being hugged, "How about it, does it look like your diving to the top?"

Rooney, who seemed to be comforted by Sir Alex, burst into tears with a 'wow'.

Is Elery actually paying tribute to him?

This real little prince is actually using his "little potato" scoring method to score goals.

Rooney's moved tears flowed down his chin in an instant, and he couldn't even hold the snot in his nose.

Elery, a little disgusted, continued to hug Rooney very high, so high that Rooney felt a little flustered, and put it on his shoulders.

Elle Rico carried Rooney to the Manchester United stand where Rooney had yelled 'little potato'.

Pressing Rooney's thigh with his left hand to prevent him from falling, Ellery raised his right hand and waved vigorously to the fans.

Rooney, who was sitting on him, was crying with tears and snot, and waved his hands while wiping.

Facing the fans, Ellery patted his head on the spot where he had just scored, and shouted loudly.

"Potato の nirvana - iron head skill!"

Rooney: ...

Potatoes are potatoes, 55555

Rooney wiped his tears and didn't want to refute.

The author has something to say: 1. Well, it's time to guess what the ball is called.

It’s really not called [Iron Head Skill] orz

trust me!

2. Rooney is also a person who is easy to blame. Rooney, who is obviously very strong, is always overshadowed by other people in the team.

Rooney himself, with a very impulsive personality, couldn't help but make moves on the court, with a bad temper, and then ended sadly.

But this person once beat Ronaldo and was elected as the Golden Boy!

Maybe many people who were elected as the golden boy did not necessarily develop well later, but at least it proved that in that year, Rooney, who had just debuted, was better than Ronaldo, who had just come to Manchester United.

The protagonist of the running water, the iron boss, and the iron Rooney.

I like Rooney very much, but let me write an article with Rooney as the protagonist, so forget it...

Yangou is so realistic

3. Rooney, the man who once did Elle Rico's shoulders.

Ronaldo's life-threatening series of calls

[If I don't bring Little Al to Real Madrid, I will go on strike!I'm going low tide!I'm running out of goals!beep beep

Mendez: Chris, your phone was stolen?