Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Just a minute after Aite finished Ronaldo, Elle Rico's cell phone rang, and the caller was: Chris Ronaldo, the little yellow chicken next door.

"I'm watching the replay of the game!" Ronaldo's tone was very excited. He watched Elle Rico play a reserve team game that year. In that game, Manchester United scored 12 goals and did not lose a single goal. The ball directly kicked the boys from the opposing reserve team to tears.At that time, Ronaldo was very impressed. After all, the scene of a dozen men crying on the court is not so easy to see. At that time, Ronaldo didn't dare to go down from the auditorium to get close to Elle Rico. He always felt like an inhuman killer... 12:0, reserve team, if there is humanity, at least he would encourage him to miss a goal Give it to the other party.But Ronaldo thought again at the time, if he had this goalkeeping ability, would he deliberately send a goal to the opponent?The answer is that he will be the same as Ele Rick.It's good to give the other party a duck egg as a gift.

"Yeah." Elrico's answer was very succinct.

"You're so good at goalkeeping!" Ronaldo praised from the bottom of his heart. From the first game of the youth team, a game of the reserve team, to half of the current Premier League game, Elle Rico's goalkeeping is always like this, It seems that no matter how the opponent kicks, they can't get in.

"Yeah." A concise answer*2

"It must have been practiced defending my shots before!" Ronaldo smiled hehe. He was able to invent the elevator ball back then, and he also thanked Elle Rico for his strict defense.The mentality of not admitting defeat that made him unable to score no matter how he kicked made him perform extraordinary all of a sudden, kicking the first elevator ball, and then the elevator ball became one of Ronaldo's famous stunts.

"Bah." Elery continued to answer concisely without losing face.

Ronaldo finally realized what was wrong, thought for two seconds, and felt that according to the usual habits of friends, only when eating is the least talkative, so Ronaldo tried it out, "Ellery, are you eating chicken feet?"

"Yeah." Well, now Elleric's concise answer has a reason.Ellery felt that since Ronaldo had already discovered them, he didn't have to carry the phone so hard. He just put the phone on the table, pressed the hands-free button with his little finger that was not stained with oil, and then giggled I continued to gnaw chicken feet.

Ronaldo didn't know why, he didn't feel bored listening to Ellery eating, so he just interjected a few words from time to time, wasting his phone bill, "Then, after that, will you still participate in the competition?"

Elery took a sip of water and planned to rest for a while before continuing to eat. The chicken feet with pickled peppers were a bit spicy, and his lips felt a little numb if he kept eating, "I don't know, I have no idea."

"You are really talented! Why don't you continue playing football!" Ronaldo was a little anxious.

"Even if I'm on the court, I'm not playing football... I usually hold the ball." Elery, who stopped eating chicken feet, no longer gave a concise answer, but complained that his skill was 50.00%, and there was still 50.00% of his skill because his mouth was hot It's a bit bloated and can't be unlocked.

Ronaldo, who was choked by Elle Rico from 18 to 25 years old, still hates iron and steel.Obviously football is so interesting, and this kid is so talented, but after so many years, he just doesn't want to become an official player.

When it comes to making money playing football, Ellery would say that he is not short of money.

As the heir of the Greenwald family, and from time to time remembering some of the technologies in Datang that year, Elrico, who dragged his own researchers to develop various black technologies that sell well, can really sit on the patents. Live for hundreds of years.

Speaking of being famous for playing football, Ellery said that he can rely on his face to be famous.

Ellery is very satisfied with his current face, if it is begging, he will be the first in all the beggar gangs in the world.Who can stop such a pitiful face from asking you for some money?Do you want something and not give it?

Said that playing football is interesting, except for eating, especially eating chicken (real chicken) has been interested in eating for more than ten years, Elery doesn't even have a long-term interest in games.

Whether it is Ronaldo, Ferguson, or even other Manchester United players who know Elle Rico, they have tried from various angles to persuade Elle Rico to really start playing football, but he is just indifferent.If it weren't for the fact that there was no one to save the game this time, Ellery probably wouldn't have played.

Ellery feels great!

As a gang of beggars, how can they have so many demands?

Wouldn't it be good to eat well, dress warmly and sleep until you wake up naturally every day?Life is beautiful and satisfying now, except that there are not many little yellow chickens to fight... oh no.There is no Zhuanghua male god to covet.

But life is so beautiful, why move around?You can eat and drink while lying down (_)

【2005】

"I think playing football is great. I will play until I am 40 years old, not 50 years old, until I can't play anymore!" When Ronaldo was still at Manchester United, he was lying on the pitch at the Manchester United training base, pillowing on the lawn Looking at the moonlight, he said so to Elery who accompanied him to practice shooting.

"Oh. Then you are awesome." Elery was thinking while touching his hungry stomach for a long time.

Today's training is too hard, so I will probably eat two chickens tonight?Well, let's add another steak.During the Tang Dynasty, farming cattle were not allowed to be eaten, and very little beef was eaten.

【2010】

"Hey... if only I could play football with you." Ronaldo on the other end of the phone sighed. He has known each other for seven years, but he has never fought with his own little brother on the court.

Wait a minute, Ronaldo, do you think Ellery knows that you treat him as a 'little brother'?

Once again being persuaded that playing football is worse than studying, playing football is worse than studying at university, and even playing football is better than studying at Oxford, Ellery felt that he was not full from the brunch just now, so he could just eat some spicy beef for lunch in the afternoon.

Ronaldo knew that he couldn't persuade him. After all, he hadn't succeeded in persuading him for seven years, and he probably wouldn't succeed this time, so he habitually hung up the phone in a bit of frustration and continued his training.He is a man who wants to play until he is 50 years old!A day of training can't be relaxed!

To tell the truth, it is useless to tell Elery that reading is not as good as playing football.As a small beggar gang in the Tang Dynasty, although Eleryk's favorite (secret love) is the owner of the little yellow chicken next door, but what he wants to be the most is the group of elders who can participate in the imperial examination gold list and be named Xingbangzhenguo singers.

But... after so many years of suffering from dozens of pages of papers in British secondary schools and universities, if you tell him that writing papers is not as good as playing football, you may just play football.

After all, something as scary as a thesis, even eating two catties of chicken feet would not be enough to shock you.

The British tabloids' interest in Elle Rico gradually diminished over time. By February 2th, when Manchester United played West Ham United, when the No. 24 goalkeeper Van der Sar guarded the Manchester United goal, basically most of the reporters They have given up looking for and besieging Ele Rico.After all, in the world of football, if you want to have a long-term prosperity and dominate the hot spots, you still have to have competitions, strengths and achievements.

Fans' interest in Elleric is still quite enthusiastic, and many fans on Twitter regard Elleric as a bullshit.After all, Ellery is a person who can face the barbarian Ronaldo.Especially the fans, they still swipe the screen under Elric's twitter every day, begging for flops.

#男佳朋友 said it's a pity that Elery doesn't play football.I think it's a pity that Ellery doesn't go to the entertainment industry! #

#I just want Elleric to post a photo every day so that I can lick it. #

There are also Xueba fans who secretly took photos and posted them on Twitter while Eleryk was in school, helping Elleric to maintain the popularity. #I saw Elle Rico at school! !Really tall, really handsome!You said I pretended to fall, will 77 cutie hug me! #

This tweet was envied by all the fans of Eloric.God knows how much they want to ask for leave to come to Niu Jing University and meet Elle Rico by chance.It's a pity that those who don't have no time are really far away, and those who are free and time don't know Elric's class schedule.It can only be on Twitter, all kinds of licking the profile of Ellery who was secretly photographed in class.Even the back of the head, they can use a dozen adjectives to describe it.

Ellery knew that someone secretly filmed him during class, but this wasn't the first time.Even in middle school, Elle Rico was often photographed secretly.From time to time, it is called the bedside stickers of elementary school brothers and sisters.Before the exam, pay homage to the university bully, and don't fail the exam.Sometimes it is also the object of other college students, all kinds of secret curses, especially before playing football games.

So Ellery always let the matter of being photographed in class be ignored.He can't cover his face in class.

What's more, his outstanding height, lazy but unruly aura can always make him attract attention in the crowd, and it's useless to cover his face.

What's more, Elery likes to be peeped at like this.

Back then, when Zhuang Hua was peeped by these little beggars, he didn't cover himself.Good-looking, just to be seen by others.

Study like Zhuang Hua, live in the eyes of others, so that all those who don't have deep inner strength will be hurt by their handsomeness!

So when someone secretly took pictures of himself in class this time, Ellery didn't react at all, as if he didn't notice it, and continued to pretend to be listening to the class while secretly playing with his mobile phone.

Playing with Elrico on his mobile phone, he didn't notice that the photo he was secretly photographed was on the hot search until he was picked up by a group of people he already followed.

Rooney was the first to find out about the tweet that Ale Rick was secretly filmed in class.He seriously flipped through the poster's sign, and replied to the landlord's question about whether he would be hugged by Elleric if he pretended to fall.

#He will not. #

#啊啊啊啊 Rooney turned my brand!Wait, Lu Xiaopang, why do you say that cutie won't hug me? ! #The girl who was still checking Twitter during class secretly shrunk her body again, afraid of being discovered by Eleryk, and also afraid of being invited out by the professor.Even curled up on the stool, Emily Brown still had to refute Lu Xiaopang.

#主故不气，Rooney must be jealous of our 77's popularity. #

#ls is a fool, how popular is Rooney, how popular is that dish who played once in the game, Rooney is going to be jealous of him? ! #

#Is there something strange mixed into our Yanfan circle? #

The small quarrel on Twitter did not affect Rooney, he calmly reposted his reply, and tweeted Van der Sar, Owen, Giggs, Nani and other Manchester United players.

For a while, Manchester United players began to retweet that tweet, and added their own sentence #他不会#.

The Manchester United players all know, not to mention the landlord - if a girl falls, Ellery will not be able to help her up.Ellery fell down and wished he could just collapse on the ground and fall asleep!

This tweet became a hot search because of the forwarding of Manchester United players.

At this time, Beggar Greenwald of Alerico, the real straight man, and dare to breast milk also saw this tweet, and he replied in person.

adgcd: If I look like a football, I might reflexively hug Doge's face

#Wow! ! !Male God, look back, I'm 160cm, 100kg, I'm so round, you can definitely hug me! #

Elery didn't dare to look back for a day...