Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Sir Ferguson looked at the scene in front of him, as if in a dream.

If it wasn't in a dream, why did their goalkeeper abandon the goal and run into the stands?

Why is that little goalkeeper so athletic, as if flying into the stands with a whoosh?

Why is it such a heart-stopping scene, but why does Sir Alex feel that Ellery's climbing movements are so pleasing to the eye and the eye?

and why...

That idiot is going to the stands at West Brom! !

What if the West Brom fans left Ellery in the stands?

Did Manchester United change the goalkeeper in the second half?

what?

Meulensteen held up the medicine bottle and waited for the Sir to turn around.

Unexpectedly, Sir Alex took three deep breaths and calmed down by himself.

Meulensteen looked at Sir Ferguson's eyes as if he was looking at a god.

Faced with this kind of thing, Sir Alexis can still deal with it calmly, without moving like a mountain?

This is the necessary condition for a rich head coach!

This kind of determination not to be moved by external objects and not to be infected by the environment is exactly what he needs to learn from Mullenstein! !

After seeing the eyes of his deputy, Sir Ferguson pushed his glasses and sighed, "I have never seen such a small scene—"

Meulensteen's eyes were shining, looking at the Sir.

The lord himself sighed in his heart.

This kind of scene, I have been teaching for so long, I have never seen it.

There was a voice in Sir Alex Ferguson's heart that kept saying to him.

'give up'

'retire'

'Wait until you get five crowns... just retire'

"After receiving such an honor, retirement is worth it..."

'Wait until then—'

'Whatever you say, you have to let other coaches feel and feel how hard this stinky boy is! '

'Be sure to let other coaches feel the feeling, quick-acting heart-saving pills! '

Sir Ferguson had a flash of inspiration and suddenly thought of it.

The name of the head coach who was his old rival in the row.

If... let those old bastards bring Elle Rico, hehehe

How do you feel very exciting?

Wenger can't do it, that guy will save money and bring young players.

Ellery can't give it to him, it will be hard.

Guardiola can't do it either. Elleric just pissed off that old boy some time ago.

If Elle Rick goes, he will definitely be punished and put on little shoes.

Ancelotti's fat man has a good personality, even if he is now coaching Chelsea, if Elle Rico goes to Chelsea, wouldn't it mean that Manchester United will be beaten?No no no.

His own 'grandson' and his beloved Sir, thought about it, and suddenly thought of a good candidate.

Hey hey, Mourinho!

When you were in the Premier League, you always talked big, always got angry with me, and always sparred with me.

When I'm retired, I'll send Elle Rico to let you feel the sensations, the racing heart and the sudden cardiac arrest.

Thinking of Mourinho, Sir Alex Ferguson wants to thank him very much now.

If it weren't for the magic bird who always made all kinds of news and harsh words in the Premier League back then, which made Sir Alex Ferguson's heart suffer. Now facing all kinds of emergencies in Ellery, Ferguson doesn't know if he can still do it. Hold on to the stable image now.

Thinking that one day, sooner or later, his old opponents would feel the "pain and happiness" of the Ele Rick card that he was experiencing now, and a strange smile appeared on Ferguson's face.

Meulensteen trembled, the lord seemed to be calculating something.

Are you thinking about the next game?

Sure enough, the head coach of a wealthy family just wants to take one step and think ten steps?

Sir Alex Ferguson is really amazing!He, Meulensteen, really followed the right person!

No one knows what Ferguson is thinking for the time being. Netizens are more concerned about why Ellery rushed to the stands.

It must be because of the discovery of Ronaldo, there is no doubt about it.

But just discovering Ronaldo, it is worth noting that Manchester United's small goalkeeper has no goal, and climbed up to the stands in three steps and two steps?

#Based on my many years of experience in criminal investigation, I judge that Greenwald's micro-expression seems to be angry? #

#Where do we need to judge by micro-expressions, obviously I am angry, I just don’t know why I am angry#

#How many times have I said it, you must add two more radios in the goal area, and it is not expensive!Why not? #

#The facilities of each stadium are determined by the stadium... I heard that Manchester United is ready to respond to the call to add radios, but this is the Hawthorn Stadium ╮(╯_╰)╭#

#At this time, it is necessary for Aite to post Prince William. It is agreed that he will be the president of the English Football Association who cares about the fans. Why can’t he even issue some documents about installing a radio, so that the Premier League will be all What about putting it on? #

#that is! !Prince William is doing nothing!Don't care what our fans think! #

#... Please, fans of part-time gossip lovers, please don't throw the blame on the prince, please? #

#I, on behalf of all the female Premier League fans, not just the radio, please install a miniature camera on the left and right upper corners of the goal, thank you#

#Yeah!It's definitely not because we want to change channels when we're bored watching the game, we just want to watch 77's prosperity#

#Yes, this is just to better judge whether the ball has entered the goal frame! #

#'Door line technology' understand? #

#Okay, then we admit that we just want to watch the two cameras above the goal, what's wrong? #

#camera angle problem, it’s not very clear, I can only see that Greenwald told Ronaldo not to run, and Ronaldo said ‘ebaby’ to Greenwald ——by Scotland Yard who watched the camera for a long time guy#

#Sherlock, please settle the case at the police station and stop watching football live, okay? ——by the former military doctor who was troubled by this case#

#I already know who the murderer is, what case are we still looking at?Football is England's national game!You have to support the country we love! ——by my intuition tells me that Ronaldo is going to be beaten by the lip language boss#

#…love country?I can't believe this sentence will come out of your mouth. ——by is sitting next to you but I don’t know why I want to communicate with you on the barrage, and I’m also watching Watson who is laughing and chasing the battle in the live broadcast#

Not only the netizens were watching the fun, but many other people were also there.

The referee of this game looked at it, and the players of West Brom and Manchester United seemed to have no intention of playing.

Especially the West Brom players, when they saw that the spare football had been brought, they didn't intend to take advantage of the Manchester United goalkeeper's absence and come up with a wave of fast breaks before the end of the midfield. Instead, they chose to turn their heads in unison. Looking at the stands, Ronaldo and Elle Rico in the concentration of their own fans.

Not to mention the players, the referee turned his head and found that the linesmen of his own referee team were also staring at the big screen, watching how Elery pushed through the crowd and rushed towards the scene of Ronaldo.

Although the referee team has presided over many games, it has never seen such a farce-like situation.

Ever seen fans jumping off the stands trying to hug players,

I have seen fans jumping down and insulting players,

I've seen fans strip off and jump off, planning to run around the field and catch the camera

never seen it……

Kicking and kicking, the players ran up to the stands by themselves.

The referee kept the whistle in his mouth, and when Elle Rico finally got rid of the densely packed West Brom fans and rushed in front of Ronaldo, he blew the whistle for the end of halftime.

The on-site director very aggressively turned the scene just now into slow motion and played it three times on the big screen.

Elleric, in order to meet Ronaldo, flexibly climbed onto the stands, searched around, searched for him thousands of times, pushed away the crowd, the scene where lovers will meet at last...

The on-site broadcast director of this match planned to give this video a good p-p after the match - the more beautiful the better, the ratings of this round of Premier League rebroadcasts depended on this scene!

In the end, Ferguson ordered the players who wanted to rest to go back to the locker room. If they didn't want to rest, they could move around on the court and watch the big show.

When Ellery jumped onto the stands, he was surrounded by 'opponent fans'.

Although the West Brom fans looked tall and rough, most of them looked a bit petite under the height of Elleric.

In fact, they have no malicious intentions. After all, in this game and previous games, Manchester United did not do anything to make West Brom fans feel hatred.

No tricks, nothing shady.

If the home team loses the game, the fans will certainly not be happy.But the normal loss of the game makes it impossible for the fans to vent their anger on the opposing players.

Fans surround Elle Rico just because it's fun.

The opponent's goalkeeper who is playing rushes into their camp, of course it must be a good tease, it's better to make him tremble with fear, and it's better if he can't keep the goal in the second half!

Ellery didn't notice the minds of the West Brom fans, he thought they were gathered around him for autographs...

Even if you don't want to sign, you probably want to hug.

Ellery, who didn't bring a pen for the game, felt that he couldn't satisfy the fans' request for 'signatures', so he had to say 'sorry, let me give way' while separating the crowd.

The group of strong men in West Brom were pushed away by 'Moses divided the sea' with two palms.

With Elleric's 'Give way', and with a stretch of his hand, a strong man was 'forced' to change positions, leaving a gap for Elleric to walk over.

In this way, step by step, Elleric came to Ronaldo.

Ronaldo lowered his head and looked at Elle Rico who walked in front of him but was a step lower than him.

How long has it been...

Ever since the boy grew taller, he has never looked down on him again.

Ronaldo opened his arms, waiting for Elle Rico's hug, thinking in his mind——

When I'm not playing in the future, I can go out with Ellery. Do you want to wear a height-increasing insole?

Elleric dragged Ronaldo through the crowd again, from the stand passage to the door of the visiting team's locker room at the Hawthorns, and "ran into" many Manchester United players along the way.

Relying on his height advantage, Ellery pushed Ronaldo to the wall with one hand, propping up the wall with one hand,

"Say, why are you applauding for them! Did you come to see my joke!"

C Luo was a little dazed, and only then did he understand what he wanted. Looking at the face that was close at hand, with a fierce expression, he wanted him to kiss him.

But now this pose...

In Ronaldo's fantasy, he should be the one who came to Bidong Elle Rico, which is exactly the opposite of the current situation.

"No, I applauded for your wonderful save. I came here to watch your game, how could I applaud the opponent!" Although it was different from what he imagined, Ronaldo did not forget to express his loyalty.

"Then why are you standing in their stands?"

"I wanted to give you a surprise, so I didn't ask you to get the tickets, but the tickets were sold out..." Ronaldo was a little embarrassed, he rarely did such unreliable things,

"I feel like you can spot me no matter where I sit!"

Elery nodded. With him in eagle eye mode, as long as Mr. Bao is reliable, let alone a fugitive hidden in the crowd, let alone a fugitive, he can catch him!

Ronaldo, who had appeased his future lover, stared at the melon-eating crowd of Manchester United, abruptly stared the Manchester United players back into the dressing room, and automatically closed the door.

There was Rooney in the door shouting 'why don't you let me see? '

When it finally became a space for two people, Ronaldo stretched out his hand and pulled the hand that was hanging beside Elle Rico, "Al..."

Elery raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

"It's Christmas time, I..." C Luo paused, not knowing what to say, "I'm not...that mistletoe..."

Elery tilted his head, it's been so many days since his friend is sober?

Because of his father, Ronaldo basically doesn't drink alcohol at ordinary times, and he once sued the media because the media said he drank for pleasure.

Only when celebrating festivals or winning championships, do you drink a little bit, but pay special attention to the amount you drink.

In fact, Ellery has always regarded the kiss at Christmas as a sudden whim of his friend in a slightly drunk state.

After all, Ellery has seen quite a few videos of hugging his teammates' heads and kissing on the court.

For example, Beckham kissed Zidane, Neville kissed Scholes, etc., so Elery didn't regard this kiss as something important.

Not to mention these Manchester United football seniors, even Ronaldo, after going to Real Madrid, also kissed Kaka during the game celebration.

and many more?

Ronaldo kissed Kaka?

Elery thought about it, maybe this little yellow chicken thought of himself as Kaka at that time, right?

Does he not want to live anymore?

"Al, I...actually, there is something I want to tell you." Ronaldo was a little twitchy.

Most people scratch their heads when they are embarrassed, but Ronaldo didn't intend to scratch his hairspray, so he just took Elerique's hand and said without moving.

Elery didn't respond, "Okay, after the game is over, let's go back and talk."

Ronaldo also felt that it was not good to say such things during the intermission, and it would be bad if there were any problems that affected the state of the game.

After the start of the second half of the game, Elerique's performance was much more normal.

Knowing that her friends aren't sulking or losing their temper, Ellery has nothing to worry about.

Anyway, Ronaldo said he has something to say, won't he know when he gets home?

As for kissing Kaka, hum.

Elery felt that he didn't care about anything! !

United's passing efficiency also improved once Eleryk started to feel normal.

Facing West Brom's heavy defense, when Manchester United can't start the situation, they only need to pass the ball back to their goalkeeper, and they can get a long pass and fly directly to West Brom's frontcourt .

At that time, whether it is passing the ball in the frontcourt or finding a chance to shoot, it will be a better choice.

Ellery, who was emotionally stable, thought that he still owed Rooney a debt.

It has been delayed until 2011, so we can't continue to delay it until next season!

Or every time you play with Rooney at the same time, give Rooney more assists. According to Rooney's goal luck, if you miss a goal in a certain game, it may really be delayed until next season.

Fortunately, Rooney is not a loan shark, otherwise, if there is a lot of interest, wouldn't Ellery never be able to shoot by himself, so he can only make cakes for Rooney.

For his dream of being a striker, Elery chose to let Rooney shoot until his legs went weak.

"Greenwald passed the ball to Rooney!" Andy Gray, who took a break at halftime, continued to explain the game, "I want to say that the relationship between Greenwald and Rooney is really good."

"Every game with Rooney on the pitch, Greenwald always thinks about the chance to pass the ball to Rooney."

"I heard that there is a saying in Manchester United that Greenwald owes Rooney something, and he must be assisted to repay the debt!" The assistant explained beside him.

Andy Gray waved his hand, "This is all nonsense, the relationship between Rooney and Greenwald, anyone with a discerning eye can definitely see that it is absolutely impossible to be a relationship between a creditor and a debtor."

"Think about it, how many years has Rooney been at Manchester United, and Greenwald has come out of Manchester United's youth training camp since he was a child. The two have known each other for so many years. Can the relationship be bad?"

"Both of them can wear a pair of pants!"

When the assistant understood this, he couldn't help laughing, "If they both wear the same pair of pants, then I don't know if Rooney wants to roll up the pants, or Greenwald wears cropped pants."

Andy Gray laughed too.

Rooney, who was explained to be "black" because of his height, not only felt Elery's burning eyes wanting him to score a goal, but every time he planned to score a West Ham United goal, Rooney always felt that there was a burning eyes in the stands.

Ronaldo stared at Rooney, this little chubby paper got another pass from Elric, missed another shot, and wasted again!

Ronaldo can't wait to jump off the stands immediately and let Rooney come to the stage to take a good look. If he-Cristiano comes to play, it must be all goals.

Cristiano Ronaldo, whose heart fluctuated violently, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Mendes.

"Jorge, do you think, next season, can you bring Al to Real Madrid?"

For Mendes, who had a special message notification sound from his cash cow, he raised his finger to signal the assistants to suspend the report, and opened the phone to see Ronaldo's message.

Mendes felt like he had a 40-meter long knife from Sir Alex Ferguson on his head.

What made Ronaldo feel that Ferguson could no longer hold a knife?

Not only the forward shooter, but now even the goalkeeper wants Manchester United to deliver a courier to Real Madrid?

Ferguson was not willing to shoot Elery to death, but he was also not willing to shoot Ronaldo to death, so the one who was injured in the end could only be Mendes!

"I saw you watching the game from the Internet, then you look at the manager on the Manchester United coaching bench, look into his eyes, and try to see if you can say that you want to bring Elle Rico to Real Madrid. Words?" Mendes poked the phone screen with both thumbs, trying to pass his grievances to Ronaldo through the phone, "If you can say it, then I will try."

Seeing such a reply, Ronaldo really thought about it seriously, how to talk to Sir Alex about this matter.

"My lord, twisted melons are not sweet."

"My lord, you can't beat a mandarin duck with a stick!"

"My lord, long-distance love + online love will create conflicts!"

Ronaldo felt that none of the above sentences could be said, after all Elery hadn't agreed to his confession yet!

Even if he responded to the confession, even if Ellery agreed, it is estimated that Sir Alex might break Ronaldo's legs if he really heard these words.

Ronaldo doesn't know, and neither does Mendes.

Sir Alex Ferguson is actually already thinking about how to use "biochemical weapons" to piss off his old opponent. Mourinho is already in Sir Alex Ferguson's notebook.

Elery didn't know what kind of shocking news he was going to hear from his friend later, and Elery was quite serious during the game.

Watching Rooney always not score.

Watching Owen also give up his chance to Rooney, he still didn't score.

Ellery rolled up his sleeves, it was time for Rooney to see the power of goal forward.

Smalling trotted all the way, ran from the defender to the frontcourt, followed Rooney secretly.

"Wayne, Wayne, I can't hold back anymore."

Rooney, who was ready to run forward after receiving the ball, took the ball and chatted with the Manchester United defender next to him while running.

"Keep working harder, I'm going to score soon, don't let him out!"

"It's easy for you to say, Wayne, try to hold him down for a few games, Ellery is about to riot!" Smalling followed Rooney, when Rooney met West Ham United During the defense, there was still technology and Rooney did a two-for-one, and then continued talking.

"Don't, I'm really about to score a goal, you just hug his waist, if you can't do it, you can hug his thigh!"

"... I can reach it with my head in my arms!" Smalling defended his height. He is a big man over 190.

"It's not a question of whether it's enough or not, it's that you can't even hug it."

Smalling received Rooney's pass, took two steps forward, knocked back to Rooney, and then moved to Rooney's side, "Brother, I beg you, our entire defense line is begging you, hurry up and score Bar."

Rooney signaled Smalling to help him stop the opponent's defender, and then passed someone,

"I've been working hard, I'm still a little bit close. You defenders don't understand, it's hard to score goals!"

Smalling laughed. The defender really doesn't understand how easy it is to score goals.

After all, in the training of defenders, there is usually no training on shooting.

In general games, if a defender really scores a goal, there is a certain probability that he will score his own goal, which would be embarrassing.

Rooney gave Smalling a look, then he passed the ball to Smalling, and he ran two steps forward, past the last West Ham defender.

Rooney, who had found a good position, was waiting for Smalling to pass back to himself, and then went straight through the West Ham United gate.

In this guard-to-guard defense, Smalling's passing movement has been slightly deformed.

West Ham United goalkeeper Carson stared at Rooney, beware of his shot, but unexpectedly, the football rolled directly from Smalling's feet into West Ham United's goal.

Smalling: Oh, guards like us really don't know how to score goals.

Why did it get in here?It's really inexplicable!

Rooney knelt on the ground, how he wanted to stand up and shout.

"This ball doesn't count!"

The author has something to say: 1. [This is a description of a small theater: the height used is the height of the actors.Iron Daddy doesn't have short legs, and Nini...well, not short either.The official height of Mr. Tao is 184, and the height of the US team comics is 188]

Ronaldo always feels that when he is with his own cutie, he will look very short.

On this issue, Ronaldo asked some friends for advice.

In order to ensure his image of being tall, rich and handsome in football, Ronaldo decided to ask this kind of question to the superheroes who don't know much about football.

After a certain Stark heard the question, he activated the footstep device and flew up, 30 centimeters off the ground.

"What? Height problem? I don't have one, you can ask someone else."

Seeing this scene, Ronaldo immediately deleted the group of flying people from his list.

Ronaldo walked into the training room, saw a certain chest sweetheart who was exercising, and raised his confusion.

A sweetheart who has recently become a football fan looked at Ronaldo beside him.

"Do you know why I am 184cm, but my fans think my official height is 188cm?"

Ronaldo shook his head.

Steve sent a link to Ronaldo.

"I use this one, Amway will give it to you."

Ellery casually unwrapped a package that had just arrived.

Invisible, transparent, obvious effect - heightening insoles.

Ronaldo: I... I can explain it.